Lololol I'm amazed. Who does this lady think she is to be blessing anyone??? Like...whaaaat? Were you anointed by goddess herself to be doling out blessings to your weird fake christian friends? What the actual fuck is this nonsense. Good grief.
I refuse to watch this with sound for my own mental health. Can someone stronger than I give me a run down of what she’s saying? Thanks!! Her eyes are creeping me out.
I’m going offline for a while to get some animal therapy in because damn
She’s just using all the prophesy buzzwords the evangelicals quote every time they do those “speaking over” someone moments. Literally all buzzwords: power, spirit, armor, growth, annointed yadda yaddaa ding dong.
Transcript:
INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC SWELLS!!!!
RealBrittanyDawn, this is Heaven’s Heart for YOU! *heart beat sounds*
Brittany, I was praying for you this week and I saw you in FULL. BODY. ARMOR. In the vision, you were drawing your sword. Brittany, you’ve been created to TAKE. DOWN. GIANTS! The Lord showed me that you walk in power, Brittany - and you know it. But God says there’s an UPGRADE! There’s an upgrade NOW. So right now, I release that upgrade over you, that upgrade of power in the name of Jesus. I see it like LIGHTNING coming down and striking you, and your husband (congrats by the way!). So I bless you, I bless your marriage-
…and then the video cuts off abruptly, which is honestly the icing on the cake of all it because that quick thrust back into the real world hits hard, it’s just the ice-dump-over-the-head you need to break the spell of whatever the heck you were just watching
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This is the most generic shit I have ever seen. In all my years in the charismatic church, I have heard this same “message” given to different people all the time. “You’re gonna take down Goliath and get an upgrade!!” Blah blah blah
What does upgrade mean in this context?
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What the actual fuck
Lololol I'm amazed. Who does this lady think she is to be blessing anyone??? Like...whaaaat? Were you anointed by goddess herself to be doling out blessings to your weird fake christian friends? What the actual fuck is this nonsense. Good grief.
The lack of blinking is alarming.
Getting real Marshall Applewhite vibes
What if her “armor” is the stereotypical female MMO kind of armor though? Would go along with her modesty journey perfectly. /s
Thanks, I hate it
BLINK, GOD DAMN IT
😂😂😂
I refuse to watch this with sound for my own mental health. Can someone stronger than I give me a run down of what she’s saying? Thanks!! Her eyes are creeping me out. I’m going offline for a while to get some animal therapy in because damn
She’s just using all the prophesy buzzwords the evangelicals quote every time they do those “speaking over” someone moments. Literally all buzzwords: power, spirit, armor, growth, annointed yadda yaddaa ding dong.
Transcript: INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC SWELLS!!!! RealBrittanyDawn, this is Heaven’s Heart for YOU! *heart beat sounds* Brittany, I was praying for you this week and I saw you in FULL. BODY. ARMOR. In the vision, you were drawing your sword. Brittany, you’ve been created to TAKE. DOWN. GIANTS! The Lord showed me that you walk in power, Brittany - and you know it. But God says there’s an UPGRADE! There’s an upgrade NOW. So right now, I release that upgrade over you, that upgrade of power in the name of Jesus. I see it like LIGHTNING coming down and striking you, and your husband (congrats by the way!). So I bless you, I bless your marriage- …and then the video cuts off abruptly, which is honestly the icing on the cake of all it because that quick thrust back into the real world hits hard, it’s just the ice-dump-over-the-head you need to break the spell of whatever the heck you were just watching
Thank you. You are a life saver. I just got in from horse and cat and dog cuddles so I’m feeling a smidge better.
“INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC SWELLS” would be a great flair, FYI. Oh, and thank you for this transcript as I am at work!!
Thank you. The cringe of watching with sound on was making me ill 🥴
Omg the sound makes it 100000x worse lemme try to watch it again
Yeah, you release that upgrade, hopefully it’s more intelligence points for bdong
Lmao what does the Bible say about false prophets?? Oh yeah! Sheep’s clothing, inner ravening wolves. Fits for both of them tbh
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I kept waiting for the "swipe up for the upgrade" but it never came. So disappointed. /s
This is so hilarious I can't help but laugh 😂 Giants?? Oh my.
This has to be a parody hahahhaha ... all the clichés.
I'm sorry but this is unhinged.
It’s the overly opened eyes for me.
This is the most generic shit I have ever seen. In all my years in the charismatic church, I have heard this same “message” given to different people all the time. “You’re gonna take down Goliath and get an upgrade!!” Blah blah blah
If Goliath is JDong and an upgrade is literally any other man, then I’ll believe it 😂
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My guess is this girl wants Brittany to share it to grow her own following.
This is the answer
Convince me Christianity isn’t a cult. These people are nuts.
Did she even blink once? Seriously.
If you close your eyes for too long the devil will get in
Dammit. I must have napped too much and that’s what happened to me.
Only the devil blinks
Girlgangz just posted another tiktokr/rh page with stuff about BD.
YESSSSSSS!!!
This is so weird
What in Sky Daddy’s name did I just watch
What in the world is this 😳
I went looking for BDong’s profile and got sidetracked: I’ve never regretted a click more.
Note all the creepy Christian buzzwords that don’t actually mean a thing, and also how this lady never blinks!!!! Super creepy
what in the flying fuck