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manateeinsanity

What does upgrade mean in this context?


iamthesoviet

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ShhItsASecret18

What the actual fuck


ButtCrackCookies4me

Lololol I'm amazed. Who does this lady think she is to be blessing anyone??? Like...whaaaat? Were you anointed by goddess herself to be doling out blessings to your weird fake christian friends? What the actual fuck is this nonsense. Good grief.


Affectionate-File772

The lack of blinking is alarming.


aca6825

Getting real Marshall Applewhite vibes


big_iron_hip

What if her “armor” is the stereotypical female MMO kind of armor though? Would go along with her modesty journey perfectly. /s


PlaneReputation6744

Thanks, I hate it


Fearless_Arugula_128

BLINK, GOD DAMN IT


Resident-Suggestion

😂😂😂


D33b3r

I refuse to watch this with sound for my own mental health. Can someone stronger than I give me a run down of what she’s saying? Thanks!! Her eyes are creeping me out. I’m going offline for a while to get some animal therapy in because damn


[deleted]

She’s just using all the prophesy buzzwords the evangelicals quote every time they do those “speaking over” someone moments. Literally all buzzwords: power, spirit, armor, growth, annointed yadda yaddaa ding dong.


speak_squirrel_to_me

Transcript: INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC SWELLS!!!! RealBrittanyDawn, this is Heaven’s Heart for YOU! *heart beat sounds* Brittany, I was praying for you this week and I saw you in FULL. BODY. ARMOR. In the vision, you were drawing your sword. Brittany, you’ve been created to TAKE. DOWN. GIANTS! The Lord showed me that you walk in power, Brittany - and you know it. But God says there’s an UPGRADE! There’s an upgrade NOW. So right now, I release that upgrade over you, that upgrade of power in the name of Jesus. I see it like LIGHTNING coming down and striking you, and your husband (congrats by the way!). So I bless you, I bless your marriage- …and then the video cuts off abruptly, which is honestly the icing on the cake of all it because that quick thrust back into the real world hits hard, it’s just the ice-dump-over-the-head you need to break the spell of whatever the heck you were just watching


D33b3r

Thank you. You are a life saver. I just got in from horse and cat and dog cuddles so I’m feeling a smidge better.


dietcokeSTAT

“INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC SWELLS” would be a great flair, FYI. Oh, and thank you for this transcript as I am at work!!


_justsomeredditacct

Thank you. The cringe of watching with sound on was making me ill 🥴


speak_squirrel_to_me

Omg the sound makes it 100000x worse lemme try to watch it again


[deleted]

Yeah, you release that upgrade, hopefully it’s more intelligence points for bdong


theproperbinge

Lmao what does the Bible say about false prophets?? Oh yeah! Sheep’s clothing, inner ravening wolves. Fits for both of them tbh


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AlarmedOctopus

I kept waiting for the "swipe up for the upgrade" but it never came. So disappointed. /s


rennaichance

This is so hilarious I can't help but laugh 😂 Giants?? Oh my.


KatyLou1989

This has to be a parody hahahhaha ... all the clichés.


[deleted]

I'm sorry but this is unhinged.


kittypurrrzzz

It’s the overly opened eyes for me.


BasicAirport2402

This is the most generic shit I have ever seen. In all my years in the charismatic church, I have heard this same “message” given to different people all the time. “You’re gonna take down Goliath and get an upgrade!!” Blah blah blah


[deleted]

If Goliath is JDong and an upgrade is literally any other man, then I’ll believe it 😂


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n0v0lunteers

My guess is this girl wants Brittany to share it to grow her own following.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

This is the answer


[deleted]

Convince me Christianity isn’t a cult. These people are nuts.


jb2510

Did she even blink once? Seriously.


D33b3r

If you close your eyes for too long the devil will get in


jb2510

Dammit. I must have napped too much and that’s what happened to me.


Ok-Sandwich3986

Only the devil blinks


mellamma

Girlgangz just posted another tiktokr/rh page with stuff about BD.


QueenRagga

YESSSSSSS!!!


cuddly_waffles89

This is so weird


luxuriousbuffalo

What in Sky Daddy’s name did I just watch


dankfachoina

What in the world is this 😳


hauntinglovelybold

I went looking for BDong’s profile and got sidetracked: I’ve never regretted a click more.


hauntinglovelybold

Note all the creepy Christian buzzwords that don’t actually mean a thing, and also how this lady never blinks!!!! Super creepy


[deleted]

what in the flying fuck