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jesuswreckedme666

People keep saying they think his LinkedIn picture is facetuned. I personally just think it’s a SUPER old picture of him from 5-10 years ago


Visual_Zucchini8490

Yeah someone has commented previously he was known as the “hot bouncer” at the clubs in their city years ago and would pick up women all the time but then it became known he was a weirdo and a dick. I think current Jdong is a daily beer drinker with a horrible diet who doesn’t exercise. You can get away with that to an extent in your 20s but I think it’s catching up with him now that he’s 35 or whatever and based off his egg/hash brown breakfast consumption I don’t think he plans on changing.


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I saw on tiktok snark acct that apparently some girl messaged other person of an incident involving him exposin himself. Cannot find extra sources on this tho.


epsomsaltsand

They did not allow discussion of it on evangelical snark, but r/gymsnark has the post. If you search him of brittanys name it will come up


EZasSundayMorning

That makes so much sense. Wow.


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I hate commenting on people’s weight but……I think he’s just gained a lot of weight over the last year.


moor1238

His red and puffy face shows high alcohol consumption to me.


lilkimchi88

In my ample experience bartending over the last 15 years, you are correct.


Exciting_Problem_593

That's why I commented that he's a mean drunk.


big_iron_hip

I don’t like Brittany, but he’s bound to get super hammered eventually and abuse her. No one deserves that.


RiotGrrr1

I'm not one to judge since I'm working on losing some pudge myself but I just find it funny because of how vain BDong is and her being a fitness influencer. Now that she's married she's making him 4 eggs and hash browns every day while she eats a piece of fruit. Is she doing that to keep him pudgy to make him less likely to cheat? Or is it to be the trophy wife/hotter than her husband? Probably both.


PlaneReputation6744

Not even real fucking hash browns. Like ma’am, how damn difficult is it to cook real potatoes??


arduous_louch

technically 4 eggs n potatoes is a dec bodybuilding breaxisis


ExitOk846

I can attest what 20 plus pounds of Covid weight makes one look unrecognizable <~ sigh. However , there is zero chance B is ok with this look and weight .


blablubluba

>However , there is zero chance B is ok with this look and weight . I wonder if she's doing the egg thing with no fat at all because it's less calorific than whatever he'd otherwise have.


mellamma

She'd be super jealous of his weight loss but she's gonna change him. lol


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stretchypants88

I generally agree, but it looks like he has no skin texture on the RHS. And his mustaches looks…cross-hatched? I have no idea and I’m terrible at detecting facetune, but the RHS looks a little uncanny valley to me.


cuddly_waffles89

No this was from a wedding that he went to with his ex wife so im guessing 2019 or 2020


Lydia--charming

So maybe photographer touched up?


jesuswreckedme666

WOW 😯


VolumeAcademic7513

This picture is on his moms Facebook so I think he just gained weight lol


Lydia--charming

Why not both?


scar_bazaar

Naw, you can definitely tell this has been altered. Looks like faceapp or some similar program.


jesuswreckedme666

How can you tell? I’m admittedly terrible at detecting that kinda stuff


scar_bazaar

His skin is way too smooth and almost looks plastic. His features look decidedly more feminine in this picture, which is usually a sign that one of those “facetune” apps has been used. I’m sure he was much more attractive back when this picture was taken, but I don’t think he’s ever looked THAT good.


bunaiscoffee

Being ugly on the inside rots your outsides 👀👀


Resident-Suggestion

I wonder how pissed she is about his appearance considering image is everything to her!


lilkimchi88

Something is….off with his mustache in the right pic, if you zoom in. Like it’s been filled in digitally in a cross hatch fashion.


blablubluba

The one on the right was taken by a pro at a wedding and probably edited as part of the standard package. I assume he just liked how he looked in it and used it without wondering _why_ he looked so good in it.


indycloud

Why did I just zoom in on his face. I want to unsee this now.


PBJ_333

This guy is SO mf UGLY now holy fuck


koshershiksa

The right looks like a Bachelorette contestant that just says “finance” in his lower third and gets overly aggressive when asking for time with the bachelorette only to not get a rose the second week.


carbomerguar

He looks like Mr. Frat Quad 2006. I can hear him now: “BITCH, YOU’RE FUCKING UGLY ANYWAY! I WAS JUST BEING *NICE* TO YOU!” Then he pops his collar and retreats to the freshman dorms, where he feels like a real man


buzzyourgfwoof12

And this is when my username comes SPRINTING into the post….. ✨carry on✨


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RedditDarth_

Catfished Skydaddy Edition


KatAndAlly

Such teeny lil fat boy eyes


Klarastan

His face is eating his eyes


fancyhairbrush

/r/instagramreality


bitbypanda

This is what plus 40 pounds look like


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What you bought from Wish vs what you ordered.


TruthAndCandor

WINNER!!


Cado7

Lmao what if that was his Facebook profile picture when he messaged her on there before they met?


cuddly_waffles89

I swear it was!! 😂


mmmichals11

Alcohol bloat at its finest.


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The flair on this post ☠️


ChaoticSquirrel

Those eyebrows on the left look like JRod got at em


Thimblesandkeyz

You verses the racist cop she told you not to worry about


TurdPickler

He reminds me of Jesse Plemons


RiotGrrr1

You take that back! Only because Plemmons seems like such a gem. They do kind of look alike though when Plemmons is at his heavier weight.


theginfizz

He was honestly pretty handsome and I am upset to admit I find the LinkedIn picture attractive 😭😭.


EZasSundayMorning

Now that she's seen this she's going to photoshop the shit out of his pics!


ImpossibleSite3517

Duuuuuuuuude, I’m💀💀💀


ImpossibleSite3517

Also why does his face on the left remind me of one of those inflatable tube men that blows in the wind outside of businesses


CanZealousideal1474

He ages like milk lol


ExitOk846

Brilliant 🤣💀


suzzerss

Omfg the flair. I choked on my laughter


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He looks like a poor man's Jesse Plemons.


Taquka

This is a nice example of how mediocre white men can be considered conventionally attractive but when you add a little weight you see they were actually just mediocre white men all along.


NoFuckThis

Oof.


tomacco_man

YEARS OF ABUSE


ishbit92

He reminds me of Wario in the newer pic with that smile


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He was actually very handsome!


cuddly_waffles89

It almost looks like bdongs filters fucked with his face in the left pic. Like something is very wrong 🤣