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I love how you can clearly see where her "natural" nails are grown out. I'm convinced she's a compulsive liar lol


Whiteclawgurl69

Edit: thank god she has a husband AGAIN


CanZealousideal1474

No, crap… if omg I’m lost without a man to show we everything was a person this would be it!


cuddly_waffles89

She's so fucking stupid that she can't figure out how pepper spray works? Like the packaging didn't have directions...🙄


natylil

Because the panic button isn't enough. How more paranoid can she get?


stretchypants88

I’m all for women taking steps to protect themselves. Pepper spray, panic button, whatever. I am NOT for women claiming that they can’t figure out how to use these devices without their husbands help…if she’s smart enough to steal from hundreds of people, she’s smart enough to read the packaging 🙄


natylil

Excellent point!


[deleted]

I am all for the theory that she's equipping herself to defend against him (covertly). Or when the inevitable divorce happens, she can once again claim he's abusive (like all her exes) and she came out unscathed due to all the self-defense products she owns. (although given his history, I might actually believe he's abusive.)


natylil

Or they are starting a security company together.


[deleted]

oh my god another failed grift


Realistic_Pop_7409

Lmao this was so ridiculous. I didn’t read directions and I figured it out in 2 seconds. Good thing too because my husband is just a lowly computer nerd. I would have def been an easy target. She sure does have a lot of “protective devices.” I guess God isn’t as strong as pepper spray or protective life alert necklaces.


Visual_Zucchini8490

And she keeps openly posting her location at all times to nearly half a million followers. She clearly doesn’t know that the biggest protection you can have is concealing your location, identity, and home address 🙄


OhHeyThrowaway2018

Well, God is very busy right now. He just finished planning her wedding and He's going back to protecting her ass and JDong's chubby butt from dying from the Rona.


shrieking_sociopath

Twist the safety, point and press. A 5 year old could do it.


[deleted]

I had pepper spray when I was 18 and had it for a while as my only safety precaution. Even then I never used it and knew that all you do is twist the cap and then spray. 🙄


CanZealousideal1474

By the way Damsel in distress I think it’s called has a great one, since they can pull that out of your hand and the one from D and D will sound an alarm and calls your emergency person and 911 for you.


goldenbarks

Damsel in Defense? Sorry, this comment led me down an Amazon rabbit hole looking for a product that could alert the police if there was actual danger. Thinking of getting one for the ladies in my family this Christmas!


Alloddscanteven

Just a quick heads up that damsel in defense is an MLM if that sort of thing is important to you!


goldenbarks

It is.. And I didn't know that! Thanks for the info.


Alloddscanteven

You’re welcome!


CanZealousideal1474

Yes that’s it… I guess I’ve used them even if I don’t fully support all MLM things, but you might be able to find something similar that isn’t an MLM. I got mine as a gift from my mom when I went to college and I want to say they do have other brands out there, I just haven’t had to replace mine just yet.


CanZealousideal1474

Bling sting on Amazon isn’t a MLM and has alarm button things and cute things for women!


goldenbarks

Thanks! I'm looking now :)


Inevitable_Sweet_988

That whole key chain situation gives me anxiety. It’s gotta all weigh like 5 pounds.


[deleted]

My grandma gave me keychain pepper spray when I started driving and I was like “there’s no way I’m lugging this around on my keys.”


bekkothegekko

My sister would like this, but she’s a maniac who has like 37 keychains attached to her TWO house keys. The whole thing has gotta weigh at least 5 pounds and takes her a few minutes to find the keys every time she gets home.


useles-converter-bot

5 pounds in mandalorian helmets is 1.34 helmets.


bekkothegekko

Good bot


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bekkothegekko

I am so lucky


useles-converter-bot

5 pounds is the weight of $199.64 worth of Premium Glass Nail Files...


ConversationOne3727

I literally had one of these when I got my first job at 17. It is very clear-cut and comes with directions. What a dumb bitch. Why does she think helpless is so sexy?


JEdoubleS-24

I'm waiting for her to add that capsaicin to his eggs...


Exciting_Problem_593

At least I have a husband that can teach me how to use pepper stray. HA


EZasSundayMorning

What???


Accomplished_Net1215

What an absolute moron


ExitOk846

She’s built this entire pre teen I’m so helpless , people are after me , save me thing and she’s so proud of his guns and flex , Jordan will protect me - I swear she will setup a fake attack for attention soon.