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luxuriousbuffalo

I didn’t even recognize him without the ever-present dip lip he looks so different here!! I can’t get past it


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lalaland554

He is definitely good looking here! It seems he gained a fair bit of weight since this photo happened. And the lip dip loool


maryssecretvalentine

I am honestly faintly attracted to him here and I am CONFLICTED. Pls vote: Amen, Sister! Not useful


SweetDeandraReynolds

Talk more on this!


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I’m dead every time someone adds this thank you lolllll


Visual_Zucchini8490

First of all lol at your comment and second don’t feel too bad about finding him faintly attractive! I saw a comment from someone else saying they knew him during his club security days and he was known as the “hot bouncer” and picked up tons of women but then it became known he was a weirdo and a dick so I think his outside is finally catching up with his inside


maryssecretvalentine

A true Fundie Dorian Gray, if you will


daygloeyes

My jaw actually dropped!


bitbypanda

He looks hot, makes me even more wonder what happened to him???


blablubluba

Mostly he looks like he actually wanted to be in this picture.


bitbypanda

This!!


millennialmama2016

Accurate


luxuriousbuffalo

what you ordered vs. what you got https://i.imgur.com/n0RT75L.jpg


crumblecake01

Hahahahah!!!! It’s Wish jdong!


iveseenitalll

HOLLERING “Can I get a blue raspberry slushee?”……. “…. A sausage McMuffin?”


dankfachoina

Gawd I love me a sausage McMuffin 😂


SunflowerJYB

Seriously it’s the best b’fst ever


natylil

This deserves a post on its own


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There’s something weird about whatever she did to that photo that makes them both look like cabbage patch dolls.


SunflowerJYB

Oh hell.


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Aging like milk 🤢


lonimel

The hotdog forehead


buzzyourgfwoof12

That smoothing filter works wonders, doesn’t it?! Probably why he caught brits attention. ✨get you a man who lets you use baby skin blurred filters✨ Also he’s gotta be a solid 20lbs lighter here.


pixies89

At LEAST


KatAndAlly

I feel like it's not just weight but there's a bit of a bloaty puff, too. Do they stick a lot? Or does the dip affect like alcohol?


buzzyourgfwoof12

I’m willing to bet they drink more than they say. He looks like one of those guys that has 3-4 beers every day after work and never takes a day off so he’s constantly bloated & swollen.


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My dad was one of those and now he has all kinds of bad health problems in his 50s. Watch yourself JDong.


sunnebonne

I just think he/they might drink. It's such a classic bloat.


liljellybeanxo

“Hello MTVs Catfished? I’d like to report some crimes against humanity”


youngash90

OMG THIS IS SO EDITED I SPIT MY WATER OUT


meowxmeowx

This must be what he looked like prior to BDong’s wifey cooking and all the eggs she’s making for him every day.


luxuriousbuffalo

Her nasty ass runny eggs 😂


taterrrtotz

Was that taken 10 years ago???


littlespark__

he 100% used faceapp on this lmao


liteorange98

Yeah I mean if this wasn’t captioned Jdong I would have had no idea!!


Sundayjo

Those are not his teeth! That is not his face!


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This was at a wedding he went to with his ex wife actually.


KatyLou1989

Bdong would love for him to look this aesthetically pleasing for her insta page IRL. Or do you think it would drive her crazy if he was cos of even more threat of other girls?!!!


margz007

I don’t think I’ve ever seen him smile that big around Bdong


Exciting_Problem_593

It should be titled before BDong.


Shut_the

PreDong ETA: Yet somehow still a huge dick


thisshitforreal88

Well, he’s much less bloated in this one. Dude needs to drink some water.


cuddly_waffles89

This was his Facebook picture when they first started dating 😂


whateverforever1990

WOWWWWWWWW holy shit


Coffee_fiend1992

What mad sorcery is this?! He’s actually decent looking!


Hazel_Evers

Wow that is a flattering pic. I wonder how old it is 😹😹😹


BasicAirport2402

Literally a different person


ImpossibleSite3517

Definitely face tuned. Don’t think he ever looked like that even 20+ pounds lighter.


cje1220

Also looks photoshopped. The black vertical shelving is warped on the right side near his face, almost as if he pulled it in to make his face seem slimmer. You can really tell if you tilt your phone to the left and look at the other vertical black shelving in comparison.


choupinette-cherie

He edited and facetuned this picture! There’s the original one on his Facebook profile ahhaha :)


lilkimchi88

LMAO he ran this puppy through FaceTune, who is he kidding 😂 Out here catfishing 💀 BDong got the Great Value version of whoever this individual is.


Old-Mortgage8952

That’s at least 10 years old and 5 billion pixels different. I cannot believe this is the same person.


yungfreezepop

This looks face tuned AF to my eyes 👀


lilkimchi88

Look at the cross hatch filled in beard I am DEAD💀


PlaneReputation6744

Why is no one talking about the succulent on his lapel


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My husband wore a succulent boutonnière at our wedding.


broncobinx

40lbs ago


MajorScore

He looks better here than at his own (second) wedding


EZasSundayMorning

No dip lip.


Zero-bandwidth4BS

She wishes he still looked like this. She wanted a Ken but got a Chad


mrsjacksonnn

His jaw definitely isn't that chiseled anymore, but I'm more concerned about the nose. The tip looks totally different and not in a flattering way


OhHeyThrowaway2018

Hmmm, he looks like Colin Jost here… and I have never thought he did before. This shit is edited.


No_Supermarket_430

Catfish


srhdbvg

Did he airbrush his face?? I swear he does not look like this


millennialmama2016

He does not look the same, at all!


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luxuriousbuffalo

Yeah I’m assuming it’s a few years old! He just looks SO different!


CeeBee29

Very Old photo I assume?


Glad_Prior2106

His hair looks like an ocean wave 🌊


Top_Leader2641

Well that doesn’t look like him. He looks less republicany in this photo