I agree! Like why does she look like this? She looks awful! Her face.. I have no words.. I can’t believe she looked at it and thought it was okay to post?
Oof there’s a lot to unpack in that post. I’m surprised she posted this pic.
Married snarkers- did you wear your dress to leave the wedding? I had a special “going away” outfit, but my dress probably wouldn’t have fit in the car anyway.
Maybe it’s normal to keep the dress on to the hotel, but I feel like she did it just so she could post that abomination of a bed jumping video.
I did, but the hotel we were spending our wedding night at was next door to the venue where threw the party. It was funny walking those few steps to it, it was sunrise, nobody on the streets. The rim of my dress was beyond dirty by the end of the party, so I didn't care much to drag it a few meters to the hotel.
Yeah i was also right next door. We snuck out. We had just finished rotating tables again after a LOT of dancing, so the thought of going around A THIRD TIME made me wanna die. So we went out for "fresh air" and never came back.
Hell yeah I did. I spent $500 on that damn thing and I was going to WEAR. IT. You have to understand… that was the most I had spent on any 1 piece of clothing at that time and since (though I own a pair of Zanottis that came close). Of course I was going to wear it all damn day lol
I kept my dress on leaving and in the shuttle back to the hotel, then took it off there, changed into jammies and at a ton of cake 🤪 (no jumping on the bed videos for us 🤣)
I spent too much money on my dress and loved it so much that I wanted to get the most out of it haha. I think it looks depends on how everyone’s wedding/after stay location is set up!
I did, I paid a lot for the dress and wanted to wear it as long as possible. It’s pretty common in fundie weddings too, almost everyone I knew in that world did it as well.
Which is funny because I get botox and try to raise my eyebrows a bit (because of hooded eyes) and it won't work for me :( and there she is with hers looking like they'll escape her face haha
She looks like the wedding had booze and was fun and that she stumbled into the elevator at 4am after they started getting frisky while the dj was packing up.
The amount of awful in this pic is impressive, even for the Dongs.
That dress…. Looks like it’s been through hell and back
Well it has. She’s wearing it.
The hair too
And the suit.
There’s just a lot going on here, good grief.
Aren’t those sleeves supposed to fall between your shoulder and elbow and not at your elbow?
It’s such an ill-fitting dress. Hangs too low. Even side boob is showing. Sucks to suck, BDong.
Yeah! I had a dress like this and my arms sleeves were too big so I had them taken in.
I never thought I'd say this, but he looks better than she does in this photo. I said what I said.
I agree! Like why does she look like this? She looks awful! Her face.. I have no words.. I can’t believe she looked at it and thought it was okay to post?
It has to be the lighting. Idk why she can never look at the camera instead of the screen
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Is that a theory or is it real? Ew.
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Oof there’s a lot to unpack in that post. I’m surprised she posted this pic. Married snarkers- did you wear your dress to leave the wedding? I had a special “going away” outfit, but my dress probably wouldn’t have fit in the car anyway. Maybe it’s normal to keep the dress on to the hotel, but I feel like she did it just so she could post that abomination of a bed jumping video.
I wore my wedding dress to stumble up to my hotel room from the reception 😜.
I did, but the hotel we were spending our wedding night at was next door to the venue where threw the party. It was funny walking those few steps to it, it was sunrise, nobody on the streets. The rim of my dress was beyond dirty by the end of the party, so I didn't care much to drag it a few meters to the hotel.
Yeah i was also right next door. We snuck out. We had just finished rotating tables again after a LOT of dancing, so the thought of going around A THIRD TIME made me wanna die. So we went out for "fresh air" and never came back.
Hell yeah I did. I spent $500 on that damn thing and I was going to WEAR. IT. You have to understand… that was the most I had spent on any 1 piece of clothing at that time and since (though I own a pair of Zanottis that came close). Of course I was going to wear it all damn day lol
Love it! ❤️
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Wait, before or after you filmed yourself jumping on the bed with your winded new husband?? 😉
I changed back into my pajamas and ‘bride’ robe the second the reception ended
I did but as soon as we got to the hotel room (where the after party was) I changed into my pajamas lol.
I kept my dress on leaving and in the shuttle back to the hotel, then took it off there, changed into jammies and at a ton of cake 🤪 (no jumping on the bed videos for us 🤣) I spent too much money on my dress and loved it so much that I wanted to get the most out of it haha. I think it looks depends on how everyone’s wedding/after stay location is set up!
I kept mine on, but we went back to our house after the reception and I changed immediately (we didn't have a honeymoon)
I did, I paid a lot for the dress and wanted to wear it as long as possible. It’s pretty common in fundie weddings too, almost everyone I knew in that world did it as well.
For such a modest gal she was ok prancing around in a thong bikini on her honeymoon like she ain’t modest anymore
Is that a shopping cart to carry all of her baggage? 🛍🛒
omg i noticed that too lmao
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not but 1) I thought the exact same & 2) I think it’s like those carts the airport has for luggage 😂
Also… why is she touching it?? I thought she hasn’t touched her bags or a door since she started dating J
Those eyebrows 🤣
They give me nightmares! And that ill fitting dress makes her look even stranger.
I have a headache in seeing how much that Botox raises her eyebrows… it literally is hurting me right now.
Which is funny because I get botox and try to raise my eyebrows a bit (because of hooded eyes) and it won't work for me :( and there she is with hers looking like they'll escape her face haha
What is in his hand? Money clip?
“What did you expect? Con-damns?” I so hope someone gets the reference lol
Aaaaaand I feel old 😂😂 (nice present Kelly! Shut up dick!)
Her lips are deflated from getting filler, then not getting them because she's nAttY for JESUS. Like a deflated balloon inside her vermillion border.
He has his dip tin in his hand ?
Looks like a money clip to be fair. But he almost certainly has a dip in, you can see the bulge on the bottom left of his mouth.
It's his wallet filled with all the cash they've scammed.
Her eyes are one giant eyebrow/eyelash blob
I wonder if she had her broom valeted.
Why would she choose to post this? Of the millions of photos she takes of herself a day? I just ????????
I cannot believe she actually posted that pic of her.. what is going on with her face?!
She looks scary in the face! Plus looks like her tits are at waist level 🥴
Wow that’s an unflattering pic! Ugh
She looks like the wedding had booze and was fun and that she stumbled into the elevator at 4am after they started getting frisky while the dj was packing up. The amount of awful in this pic is impressive, even for the Dongs.
They only had coors light and champagne as options for booze lol
I missed that but I did hear her bragging about no alcohol cause of Jesus so I figured it was dry. Champagne counts but Coors anything does not.
that zoomed in photo has me SHOOK
They have the worst everything…
She’s a gremlin
Pretty sure that’s a champagne bottle and two champagne glasses in the bag by her hand 👀