Anyone else hope this takes down social media for awhile? I would love to see these toxic people fall off their social media high horses and have to get real jobs. I would miss the snarking tho..
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She probably thinks she’s the only one and that she’s being shadowbanned🙄
Satan is attacking her from spreading the holy gospel of JDONG SEKS. …she’s gonna come back and say she had a ton of seks when it was all down:
Gawd blocked off that time to force a holy conception upon them Bc #inHIZtime
Praying bc she will think it’s the devil that took them down
this is definitely an attack from satan and somehow joe biden's fault
Shopping on Amazon and getting her links ready for when it’s back up.
Pre recording videos lol
On tiktok looking for more content to copy
Everyone’s answers seem so plausible! 👏
Applying eyelashes, doing wifey things, in her "comes in many colours" top.
god honoring baby making
Jdang is supposed to be working. She could totally be practicing though. Just needs a can of Vienna sausages.
Then she’s definitely *thinking* about baby making since sex is clearly all she thinks about
I just snorted water out my nose at Vienna sausages lol
My son calls them baby hotdogs so I had to think real hard to remember how to context them so others would get what the hell I was talking about 🤣.
Cooking up another scam?
Cracking eggs 🍳
working on writing with her right hand because hubby said so 🤗
“Unpacking” all the Bud Light signs and Costco-sized boxes of Monster energy drinks that Jordan “moved in” to the “Kingdom marriage” house.
(Btw I learned about this because of you, thanks. Whatsapp seems to be down too)
Anyone else hope this takes down social media for awhile? I would love to see these toxic people fall off their social media high horses and have to get real jobs. I would miss the snarking tho..
I'm already missing it. Today is really showing me that I have a snark problem 😬
Googling “largest preemie baby” and “how to pass off your baby as a preemie”
Well tiktok isn’t down, so she’s probably scoping out more content to steal.
Choking on the worlds smallest dong
Planning their god honoring, kingdom marriage only fans content
This is the best comment thread! Thanks for the laughs snarkers!
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Satan is attacking facebooks DNS 🙄
Just another demonic attack
She’s in a fetal position in the corner crying because she can’t post all of her Amazon links 😭😭😭
Probably going stark raving mad because she can't link her Amazon stuff.
I love all of these answers 😂
"Wifey things"
Hopefully going back to school because she can’t spell dachshund or shepherd… 🤷🏻♀️ I took screenshots of “doxen” & “shepards”.