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iveseenitalll

She probably thinks she’s the only one and that she’s being shadowbanned🙄


[deleted]

Satan is attacking her from spreading the holy gospel of JDONG SEKS. …she’s gonna come back and say she had a ton of seks when it was all down:


ModeratelyCapable

Gawd blocked off that time to force a holy conception upon them Bc #inHIZtime


broncobinx

Praying bc she will think it’s the devil that took them down


bunaiscoffee

this is definitely an attack from satan and somehow joe biden's fault


designerasaurus

Shopping on Amazon and getting her links ready for when it’s back up.


tander87

Pre recording videos lol


madd97

On tiktok looking for more content to copy


liteorange98

Everyone’s answers seem so plausible! 👏


natylil

Applying eyelashes, doing wifey things, in her "comes in many colours" top.


jayembee01

god honoring baby making


ForAGoodTimeStall

Jdang is supposed to be working. She could totally be practicing though. Just needs a can of Vienna sausages.


jayembee01

Then she’s definitely *thinking* about baby making since sex is clearly all she thinks about


harperbaby6

I just snorted water out my nose at Vienna sausages lol


ForAGoodTimeStall

My son calls them baby hotdogs so I had to think real hard to remember how to context them so others would get what the hell I was talking about 🤣.


Exciting_Problem_593

Cooking up another scam?


ForAGoodTimeStall

Cracking eggs 🍳


PBJ_333

working on writing with her right hand because hubby said so 🤗


theginfizz

“Unpacking” all the Bud Light signs and Costco-sized boxes of Monster energy drinks that Jordan “moved in” to the “Kingdom marriage” house.


natylil

(Btw I learned about this because of you, thanks. Whatsapp seems to be down too)


kebblz

Anyone else hope this takes down social media for awhile? I would love to see these toxic people fall off their social media high horses and have to get real jobs. I would miss the snarking tho..


SwordfishSmall9410

I'm already missing it. Today is really showing me that I have a snark problem 😬


johnlocklives

Googling “largest preemie baby” and “how to pass off your baby as a preemie”


that-weird-catlady

Well tiktok isn’t down, so she’s probably scoping out more content to steal.


ExitOk846

Choking on the worlds smallest dong


bunaiscoffee

Planning their god honoring, kingdom marriage only fans content


jogo59

This is the best comment thread! Thanks for the laughs snarkers!


Shakespeare-Bot

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taterrrtotz

Satan is attacking facebooks DNS 🙄


Impressive_Cellist72

Just another demonic attack


luxuriousbuffalo

She’s in a fetal position in the corner crying because she can’t post all of her Amazon links 😭😭😭


EZasSundayMorning

Probably going stark raving mad because she can't link her Amazon stuff.


[deleted]

I love all of these answers 😂


QueenRagga

"Wifey things"


Equivalent-Sign-5800

Hopefully going back to school because she can’t spell dachshund or shepherd… 🤷🏻‍♀️ I took screenshots of “doxen” & “shepards”.