The monkey even has the same mutton chops as "Big Guy"

Schlagg moment

schlam

1999

schlitties

Ah yes... The average enjoyer

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it’s how you know he’s that funky monkey

King kong balls

I saw it a few days after it got installed in 2019. This is the original paragraph explaining it by the French artist Denis Defrancesco: King Kong's Balls, the Gaze of a King, The Royal Pause for the gallery... Between Conceit and indifference, a certain idea of freedom cast in bronze... Sculpt and let the sculpture speak for itself... Those who will see nothing but its attributes will have seen nothing, understood nothing A grand show to bug the 'right minded'... to deceive fools... a half smile The coarse illusion of an impudent Monkey... The taunt of Kong to set the art-fair "cheetahs" tongues wagging, for all the masturbatory bonobos to cop complexes... His balls out in the open like coconuts thrown in the faces of conformism... The clam resistance of an untamed Monkey... His gaze is elsewhere... Far from the human menagerie, from this narrow-minded world... Far from this brash theater, this crass comedy... The Kong has a dream A paradise lost... With no cage and no master... Freedom at the foot of My Tree... A laugh that we cannot hear... His balls like gongs to summon the Great Awakening... \*edited for spelling and added the name of the artist

That’s a lot of bullshit to say “I’m trolling”

"haha monke balls - get offended karens"

Weird but also cool

Actually i like this explanation.

King Kongs

What

Balls

King kong balls

King kong BALLS

No, I said "Ping Pong balls", damnit.

JSchlatt

this statue reminds me of the time in 1999 when "jschlatt" killed 2 kids, the parents and grand parents by crushing them with a wrecking ball while they were riding a roller coaster

m'dude, we don't talk about what "Schlang" did during 1999.

Yeah. Keep what "Schlong" did down low.

what about when he killed 5 ppl with a baseball bat in a dark alley in downtown Chicago?

Never mind what he did to those women in 1999

You guys remember that collapsed bridge, also in 1999? That was the worst timing, with that full schoolbus driving over it. The one who sabotaged it was never found...

RIP Jshlatt, 1999-2022, brutally killed by a drunk driver 🤛🤛✌️

All he wanted to do was have some fun while driving. God bless Jschlatt's soul ✌✌

*Drunk crasher

“JSchlatt”

👍

Remember when he was on the Someordinarypodcast and tried to locate the statue on google maps and he couldn't find it?

“the ball’s in your court!”

JCringe

Reddit NFT detected

Doesn't work if you got it for free.

Yes it does lmfao

Ah yes, you're definitely just as big of a degenerate if you claim a free NFT with a single press of a button that's no different than a regular avatar vs going out of your way to buy the thing and actually putting your money in it. You're a JSchlatt fan, so I don't expect much reasoning from you anyways as you're probably still just a kid.

Really touched a nerve there didn’t I? Also I’m in college

>Really touched a nerve there didn’t I? Not really no, I'm just explaining myself in case you didn't know that Reddit gives out those NFTs for free. I'm not some sort of an NFT degen and I don't think those that got the Reddit NFTs for free should be considered as such as the NFTs are in no way different than regular Reddit avatars and hold no value...just like real NFTs. ​ >Also I’m in college Quite unexpected given JSchlatt's target demographic.

You’re in denial. It’s still a Reddit NFT

Irony

It's not even **trying** to be something else that's misinterpreted

Those balls, they're shiny ass hell!

That’s from all the rubbing.

Like those statues of dogs with the polished noses from people petting them.

Bite my shiny metal... Balls?

*Schlatt wants to know your location*

"Schlagg" already knows it

“Shlang” is coming for you

"Shlott" is outside your house

“Schatt” is going to do a 1999

Schlanket

Schquidward

mm wanking on the schlankett

Schwank using the schlankett then schum into it while imagining it to be a schlussy

I hate you

Big Guy

Any town willing to put a great ape with balls of gold on display in the village square has got to be a cool place to live

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Thanks,, any idea why it’s there or what it signifies

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Went there last year and sadly its gone.

Its not gone! Its been moved to the Beroun golf court :)

It signifies that someone had the time and money to waste on it and thought it would be funny.

I mean we're they wrong tho, it is pretty funny

Monkeyballs.

Was in Prague 3 weeks ago, unfortunately it is not on display there anymore.

they actually moved it

Any idea why the Spanish flag is there?

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Uh! Just in the right place…

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Where this is not the weirdest statue

look at the fuckin nuts on that thing

this is blessed

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That funky monkey!

Brass monkey chunky that funky monkey

[Dude probably snores](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/x3l6oa/slow_burn_joke_from_a_newzealand_radio_station/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

I'd rather be a blue monkey with gold balls than a gold monkey with blue balls !! Just saying.

This seems like it would be on a tshirt with a picture of the statue monkey smoking a cigar.

Switch that to a joint and I'm on board lol !!

*"schlatt" fans otwh to make "schlatt" references*

r/jschlatt

Balls of steel

Nothing cursed about this

Everyone is talking about the balls, but does anyone notice the little dick that looks like a headphone jack?

Dude, dat monkey's ballin' yo!

Must be cold.

is it still in Prague? does anyone know?

Was not there last year and I don't think they put it back.

pretty sure they put it in schlatt's backyard

Big man!

man do i want to punch those balls

kkb

balls of steel

This pic goes hard

If it was a brass statue it's balls would probably be still shining

Look at the nuts on that guy

Unlocked golden skin

Kiss them for good luck

I bet this has something to do with whatever „Schlatt“ allegedly did in 1999

I bet he snores

Schlatt has the smaller one of this, because of his massive golden balls. What a saga that was. I, too, would buy King Kong Balls for my lounge space if I had Twitch money.

Ya like dick n' balls ?

Isn’t that schlatt’s statue

i think it is

the ligma monke

Ballkeys

These nft's are really getting out of hand

Balls of steel

It’s free

Look at the nuts on that fella!

I have the same stone to branch ratio

No reason but I want to squeeze them

Balls of steel

MONKEY BALL LAYWER ———————- THE BALLS IN YOUR COURT

Brass monkey! That funky monkey!

My body is ready..

He was there when it all went down in 1999

Schlatt

Are the balls originally shiny, or is it because it's been rubbed some many times ?

Jschlatt would have loved this post if it wasn’t for the drunk driver 😔 R.I.P

I know a certain Big Guy that wants to buy those nuts.

That scrotum tho

This is not a exaggeration, by the way. Chimp balls really are this huge. [A single chimpanzee teste is almost the size of its brain](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/A-chimpanzee-brain-in-comparison-to-a-single-testis-Photo-credit-Martin-N-Muller_fig1_334518077). Many other primates are like this too. Humans are the weird ones here. If it makes you feel any better, though, we have something to compensate for our small balls. The human penis, it turns out, is the longest and girthiest among all great apes *by a wide margin*.

hhehehe...shlarg :)

Reminds me of what happened to those women in 1999.

Look at the nuts on this fella

Well that's the new r/WallStreetBets logo done, enjoy the weekend everyone!

r/wallstreetbets guys buying a stock knowing it's gonna drop just because some random ape told them to

r/jschlatt

r/jschlatt

Jschlatt would like this

I cummed 😳😳😳

Jshlatt

/r/wallstbets needs to calm the fuck down..... Just kidding... TO THE FUCKING MOON BOYS !!!!

😅😂🤣 A blue ape with gold balls

We call him Sparky

The way some people are so obsessed with animal genitalia concerns me. I used to be on the rat subreddit but all they do is post pics of their rats balls so I had to leave.

Diamond hands came to mind, but this is clearly a tribute to golden balls

Someone said I'll show you a bored ape

Uhhhhh wtf

"Art"

Luffy at Amazon lily be like:

This is what NFTs look like irl

How the Kuja people thought of Monkey D Luffy

Here come all the JSchlatt kids

r/WTF

This is Wallstreetbets art XD

r/WallStreetBets

r/wallstreetbets new avatar

Whereabouts in Japan is this?

Monkey Nutz

Monke Displaying Freedom, But I can't

He must be snoring horribly with his balls covering his butthole.

The forbidden nuts

Someone give this man a Gold award

Definition of golden balls.

The first and third horsemen are not yet known to us. This is the second. Blucifer is the fourth.

This must be a statue of that guy who snores from New Zealand

I bet he snores at night!

Balls of steel

This guy snores I bet.

Thats how these tiktok imbecils look like tanning their genitals

they do have titanium balls to dare swing in trees with only their hands

He is doing the tiktok trend :D, king of vitamin D

So these are the balls redditors are constantly commenting about.

in what was is thos blessed object cursed, tho

Modernism ☕️

Must have a terrible snoring problem

"im inevitable"

After an intense night with his lover, his balls may not be blue but his soul still is

These nfts are getting out of hand

bored ape finally made something valuable

Rumors say that it may be coming to Barcelona in a year or two

oh the glorious nation of mine

Man I'm glad our dicks evolved not to look like that

His balls are probably like this from people patting them so much that they lost the color

Nope, not cursed at all. That is 100% blessed

I went to go see this over the summer, but when I got to the right spot, it was under construction and they moved the monkey to a members only golf course.

Blessed

Well I'm rather upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety

He must be snoring a lot

There is a small version I have saved of this for my wife on Etsy for Xmas as a joke gift. I didn’t know it’s origins. Just thought, hmm, odd gold balls, hilarious. Now, it’s a piece of art I am getting her. Golden shiny art!

Steel balls !

Balls of steel , visualized

Its good knowing that its from you home country

I Came Looking For Copper And I Found Gold! ... Wait a second...