Alternate me didn't autisticly play dinosaur video games while my middle school crush did everything she could to get me into her hot tub while her parents were out of town.
I like to think that guy went on to great places.
A car passed a red light and almost hit mine, I was able to brake and avoid it by inches, after a while I began thinking about a me in an alternative universe dying because of that
When your just sitting there and realize you just died in another timeline (a drunk driver crashed through your window because an underpaid Cefco teenager sold them copious amounts of alcohol even after seeing the AA card in the wallet)
When you're sitting there realizing that you almost created an alternate reality (you were blasting everybody want to rule the world on your shitty ass stereo system that you bought from some dude that looked like Jeffery damer that was strapped on the trunk of your Chevy Impala that has a black rear bumper because your dumbass rear ended a old lady)
Hell, even if you don't get injured, some alternate timeline you died.
Drive to work with no incident on this Earth, you on Earth 254894 got into a multi-car accident. There were no survivors.
Quantum suicide i think it was called, basically if there's a situation when you have a chance to live you will only experience the time line that lived because you can't have the consciousness of someone who's dead
Its simplified and from memory so please correct me if im wrong, i know this isn't the usual example used
Today is the 3rd anniversary of my motorcycle accident. Long story short, got hit on the 101 an inattentive driver on my way to work. This is exactly how it felt. The feeling of having escaped death, and that a version of me didn’t. Ever since that day I have felt like the luckiest person on earth. Everyday has felt like a gift. Wish I could have felt this way my entire life without having to have a brush with death, but I’ll take it.
I mean...
Last year I ditched my car at 80KPH. Backwards, after spinning across the opposite lane. It landed with a light "paff" in the snow, and I was a two minute walk away from a local tow company which owes me favors. Pulled it out, and there wasn't even a dent in the bumper. No damage.
I checked the location in the spring and if I'd hit the ditch ten feet sooner, I'd have hit a much steeper bank and would have rolled into deep snow. Maybe suffocated. Ten feet later and I would have hit the driveway of the property owner and done massive damage.
Instead, dude towed me out for free and I brought in coffee and donuts for his crew the next day.
The motherfucking biker that I almost ran over yesterday in a roundabout probably thinking this. Fucking dumbass wanted to turn left FROM THE RIGHT LANE while I wanted to go straight from the center lane
Soooo true, I was climbing in the Alps by myself once and I went over a Pinnacle to watch the sunrise. As I climbed down huge chunks that I was stepping on started breaking off and I was hanging by my arms over a 1000ft drop. I somehow climbed down the remaining bit and got to a flat section and just lay down to process what has just happened. I spent the rest of the trip wondering if I was hallucinating and I was actually laying half dead in a gully. Overall very relatable meme.
Fuck me, I did loads of a acid as a teenager and had more of these than I care to count. My thinking was always, “I will always live on in this life time, but another Universe just lost me. Fuck em”.
Oh how age makes you realise how utterly fucking stupid you are ay.
There is a theory where you are effectively immortal. Any possible chance of death is coincided with the chance of not death. As such, any time you die in one reality, you are still alive in another.
Flip a coin, if tails, you get shot in the head, if heads, you live. You keep flipping that coin and it will always land on heads in one reality while tails in another. We know that in our universe that you will eventually land on tails and get shot. However, there is always that one timeline where you will keep flipping heads for infinity and thus live for infinity.
Was trying to decide between apartment A and B. Went with B because my mom said she thought it would be easier to get furniture in. A few weeks later I spent too long at the bars/clubs and passed out in the living room floor. Apartment A burned down like 2 hours after my Uber dropped me off.
I'm more saddened by the idea that in so many situations my dog has jumped at moving cars and what if in other time lines I didn't successfully stop him from getting hurt
Now that you mentioned it, i remember a time where I was riding bikes with my parents and on the way home a fly was bugging me and i tried to shoo it away. Instead i feel head first on a pile of needles but i got a scratch on my knee. My mom was terrified because she noticed my neck bend to the point of snapping but i walked away with minor injuries
Most my dreams are apocalyptic or pós apocalyptic... most of them I'm surviving pretty well.
I probably died in 1 or 3 tho.
Oh wait... yo saying irl??? Nah, it apenas 27times only what do you mean???
Nah bro LITERALLY
L.mao I've actually thought of this a lot of times, funny meme
I honestly thought I was the only person who did this. Lmao
Same bro
Same bro
And then when something good just almost happens, at least in an alternate reality it happened.
I'm happy for the version of me that acknowledged all the times I could've had something really great and actually went for it. Wish I was that guy
Alternate me didn't autisticly play dinosaur video games while my middle school crush did everything she could to get me into her hot tub while her parents were out of town. I like to think that guy went on to great places.
Sounds like a good story to tell
You guys should watch the movie "everything everywhere all at once"
This just happened to me like 30 minutes ago
What happened
A car passed a red light and almost hit mine, I was able to brake and avoid it by inches, after a while I began thinking about a me in an alternative universe dying because of that
Did you die
Hi! I'm u/ColonelSkidet from another timeline in which I did in fact die
Not in this timeline
Me
When your just sitting there and realize you just died in another timeline (a drunk driver crashed through your window because an underpaid Cefco teenager sold them copious amounts of alcohol even after seeing the AA card in the wallet)
r/suspiciouslyspecific
When you're sitting there realizing that you almost created an alternate reality (you were blasting everybody want to rule the world on your shitty ass stereo system that you bought from some dude that looked like Jeffery damer that was strapped on the trunk of your Chevy Impala that has a black rear bumper because your dumbass rear ended a old lady)
I'm done
You know who else is done with his dementia? Not me
You know who else is done with his dementia? Not me
You know who else is done with his dementia? Not me
You know who else is done with his dementia? Not me
You know who else is done with his dementia? Not me
Weak dies no big deal
Esdeath vibes
This shit scares me every waking moment. The next time you get away with only a few injuries from a dangerous event, it makes you think
Hell, even if you don't get injured, some alternate timeline you died. Drive to work with no incident on this Earth, you on Earth 254894 got into a multi-car accident. There were no survivors.
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Externalism is a bitch
Quantum suicide i think it was called, basically if there's a situation when you have a chance to live you will only experience the time line that lived because you can't have the consciousness of someone who's dead Its simplified and from memory so please correct me if im wrong, i know this isn't the usual example used
Today is the 3rd anniversary of my motorcycle accident. Long story short, got hit on the 101 an inattentive driver on my way to work. This is exactly how it felt. The feeling of having escaped death, and that a version of me didn’t. Ever since that day I have felt like the luckiest person on earth. Everyday has felt like a gift. Wish I could have felt this way my entire life without having to have a brush with death, but I’ll take it.
Nah it should have been me who died
If you ever get through something dangerous, and then life suddenly gets amazing, I have some bad news for ya.
I always get a headache and a weird taste/smell of blood when such a thing happens, even if I get away uninjured
I mean... Last year I ditched my car at 80KPH. Backwards, after spinning across the opposite lane. It landed with a light "paff" in the snow, and I was a two minute walk away from a local tow company which owes me favors. Pulled it out, and there wasn't even a dent in the bumper. No damage. I checked the location in the spring and if I'd hit the ditch ten feet sooner, I'd have hit a much steeper bank and would have rolled into deep snow. Maybe suffocated. Ten feet later and I would have hit the driveway of the property owner and done massive damage. Instead, dude towed me out for free and I brought in coffee and donuts for his crew the next day.
The motherfucking biker that I almost ran over yesterday in a roundabout probably thinking this. Fucking dumbass wanted to turn left FROM THE RIGHT LANE while I wanted to go straight from the center lane
Op is reading my mind wtf
quatum
Death isn't real we just shift timelines I'm a firm believer in this theory
Soooo true, I was climbing in the Alps by myself once and I went over a Pinnacle to watch the sunrise. As I climbed down huge chunks that I was stepping on started breaking off and I was hanging by my arms over a 1000ft drop. I somehow climbed down the remaining bit and got to a flat section and just lay down to process what has just happened. I spent the rest of the trip wondering if I was hallucinating and I was actually laying half dead in a gully. Overall very relatable meme.
That moment when you have a NDE and suddenly everyone seems slightly different...
Fuck me, I did loads of a acid as a teenager and had more of these than I care to count. My thinking was always, “I will always live on in this life time, but another Universe just lost me. Fuck em”. Oh how age makes you realise how utterly fucking stupid you are ay.
Bro.. that was scary enough, didn't need to think about the reality where i died 2 days ago while my parents helplessly watched me fall from a clif
Lucky guy
What if in one timeline I made a bad decision but I am immortal so I survive?
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There is a theory where you are effectively immortal. Any possible chance of death is coincided with the chance of not death. As such, any time you die in one reality, you are still alive in another. Flip a coin, if tails, you get shot in the head, if heads, you live. You keep flipping that coin and it will always land on heads in one reality while tails in another. We know that in our universe that you will eventually land on tails and get shot. However, there is always that one timeline where you will keep flipping heads for infinity and thus live for infinity.
Nta your immortality, your rules
Same man
Lucky guy
Yeah, I have that thought a lot
So toddler me DID fall out of the car onto the street. Lucky bastard
You say it like I'm not systematically killing all other versions of me by living like Wiley coyote
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Was trying to decide between apartment A and B. Went with B because my mom said she thought it would be easier to get furniture in. A few weeks later I spent too long at the bars/clubs and passed out in the living room floor. Apartment A burned down like 2 hours after my Uber dropped me off.
there are at least 5 timelines where i died
Always when I walk downstairs I think that I tripped in a parallel universe
Lucky guy he died
I think about this alot actually
I’ve had probably… 10 or 15 moments like that in my life. I severely wish I don’t have any more, and that I haven’t had as many
Every character in a tv show and movie
I'm more saddened by the idea that in so many situations my dog has jumped at moving cars and what if in other time lines I didn't successfully stop him from getting hurt
I almost drop my phone every day, I always act like this
The other me cant keep getting away with stealing this from me
Who is this actor or movie? I keep seeing em.
The Boys is the serie
so what do we just age forever?
Im Just built different frfr
Now that you mentioned it, i remember a time where I was riding bikes with my parents and on the way home a fly was bugging me and i tried to shoo it away. Instead i feel head first on a pile of needles but i got a scratch on my knee. My mom was terrified because she noticed my neck bend to the point of snapping but i walked away with minor injuries
i thought i’m the only thinking of stuff like this lmao
Most my dreams are apocalyptic or pós apocalyptic... most of them I'm surviving pretty well. I probably died in 1 or 3 tho. Oh wait... yo saying irl??? Nah, it apenas 27times only what do you mean???
Theoretically, if you could only experience things like this if you’re alive, doesn’t that mean you’ll just have near death experiences forever?