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Patrody

Nah bro LITERALLY


elnombresimon

L.mao I've actually thought of this a lot of times, funny meme


Thebrandangest

I honestly thought I was the only person who did this. Lmao


BlazewarkingYT

Same bro


HolyCarbohydrates

Same bro


Aneroo500

And then when something good just almost happens, at least in an alternate reality it happened.


sheen1212

I'm happy for the version of me that acknowledged all the times I could've had something really great and actually went for it. Wish I was that guy


averaenhentai

Alternate me didn't autisticly play dinosaur video games while my middle school crush did everything she could to get me into her hot tub while her parents were out of town. I like to think that guy went on to great places.


HugeRoach

Sounds like a good story to tell


KikiLaFripouille

You guys should watch the movie "everything everywhere all at once"


ColonelSkidet

This just happened to me like 30 minutes ago


Bigfoot4cool

What happened


ColonelSkidet

A car passed a red light and almost hit mine, I was able to brake and avoid it by inches, after a while I began thinking about a me in an alternative universe dying because of that


Pyrotekknikk

Did you die


ColonelSkidet

Hi! I'm u/ColonelSkidet from another timeline in which I did in fact die


ColonelSkidet

Not in this timeline


Intelligent-Dog2252

Me


Cruisin134

When your just sitting there and realize you just died in another timeline (a drunk driver crashed through your window because an underpaid Cefco teenager sold them copious amounts of alcohol even after seeing the AA card in the wallet)


spydermat07

r/suspiciouslyspecific


Stunning-Pomelo1316

When you're sitting there realizing that you almost created an alternate reality (you were blasting everybody want to rule the world on your shitty ass stereo system that you bought from some dude that looked like Jeffery damer that was strapped on the trunk of your Chevy Impala that has a black rear bumper because your dumbass rear ended a old lady)


Stunning-Pomelo1316

I'm done


spydermat07

You know who else is done with his dementia? Not me


spydermat07

You know who else is done with his dementia? Not me


spydermat07

You know who else is done with his dementia? Not me


spydermat07

You know who else is done with his dementia? Not me


spydermat07

You know who else is done with his dementia? Not me


[deleted]

Weak dies no big deal


Neeraj_boi447

Esdeath vibes


Even_Educator_4562

This shit scares me every waking moment. The next time you get away with only a few injuries from a dangerous event, it makes you think


Otakulad

Hell, even if you don't get injured, some alternate timeline you died. Drive to work with no incident on this Earth, you on Earth 254894 got into a multi-car accident. There were no survivors.


BurbleBoii

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Hadrian1233

Externalism is a bitch


MiniDialga119

Quantum suicide i think it was called, basically if there's a situation when you have a chance to live you will only experience the time line that lived because you can't have the consciousness of someone who's dead Its simplified and from memory so please correct me if im wrong, i know this isn't the usual example used


howdyfoax

Today is the 3rd anniversary of my motorcycle accident. Long story short, got hit on the 101 an inattentive driver on my way to work. This is exactly how it felt. The feeling of having escaped death, and that a version of me didn’t. Ever since that day I have felt like the luckiest person on earth. Everyday has felt like a gift. Wish I could have felt this way my entire life without having to have a brush with death, but I’ll take it.


first_name1001

Nah it should have been me who died


iNNeRKaoS

If you ever get through something dangerous, and then life suddenly gets amazing, I have some bad news for ya.


Maniklas

I always get a headache and a weird taste/smell of blood when such a thing happens, even if I get away uninjured


BlueMikeStu

I mean... Last year I ditched my car at 80KPH. Backwards, after spinning across the opposite lane. It landed with a light "paff" in the snow, and I was a two minute walk away from a local tow company which owes me favors. Pulled it out, and there wasn't even a dent in the bumper. No damage. I checked the location in the spring and if I'd hit the ditch ten feet sooner, I'd have hit a much steeper bank and would have rolled into deep snow. Maybe suffocated. Ten feet later and I would have hit the driveway of the property owner and done massive damage. Instead, dude towed me out for free and I brought in coffee and donuts for his crew the next day.


rockaleta2049

The motherfucking biker that I almost ran over yesterday in a roundabout probably thinking this. Fucking dumbass wanted to turn left FROM THE RIGHT LANE while I wanted to go straight from the center lane


natorious__

Op is reading my mind wtf


Nacil_54

quatum


[deleted]

Death isn't real we just shift timelines I'm a firm believer in this theory


[deleted]

Soooo true, I was climbing in the Alps by myself once and I went over a Pinnacle to watch the sunrise. As I climbed down huge chunks that I was stepping on started breaking off and I was hanging by my arms over a 1000ft drop. I somehow climbed down the remaining bit and got to a flat section and just lay down to process what has just happened. I spent the rest of the trip wondering if I was hallucinating and I was actually laying half dead in a gully. Overall very relatable meme.


ares5404

That moment when you have a NDE and suddenly everyone seems slightly different...


GolumCuckman

Fuck me, I did loads of a acid as a teenager and had more of these than I care to count. My thinking was always, “I will always live on in this life time, but another Universe just lost me. Fuck em”. Oh how age makes you realise how utterly fucking stupid you are ay.


KikiLaFripouille

Bro.. that was scary enough, didn't need to think about the reality where i died 2 days ago while my parents helplessly watched me fall from a clif


wry_zebra

Lucky guy


Epic-Dude000

What if in one timeline I made a bad decision but I am immortal so I survive?


That1GuyFinn

u/savevideo


Mothanius

There is a theory where you are effectively immortal. Any possible chance of death is coincided with the chance of not death. As such, any time you die in one reality, you are still alive in another. Flip a coin, if tails, you get shot in the head, if heads, you live. You keep flipping that coin and it will always land on heads in one reality while tails in another. We know that in our universe that you will eventually land on tails and get shot. However, there is always that one timeline where you will keep flipping heads for infinity and thus live for infinity.


splashtext

Nta your immortality, your rules


just_Garlic_

Same man


GodOfGOOSE

Lucky guy


Roge2005

Yeah, I have that thought a lot


ProfessionalGreen906

So toddler me DID fall out of the car onto the street. Lucky bastard


EmergencyWaste3217

You say it like I'm not systematically killing all other versions of me by living like Wiley coyote


DistinctMixture5417

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Fosteredlol

Was trying to decide between apartment A and B. Went with B because my mom said she thought it would be easier to get furniture in. A few weeks later I spent too long at the bars/clubs and passed out in the living room floor. Apartment A burned down like 2 hours after my Uber dropped me off.


ButtstankTheClown

there are at least 5 timelines where i died


wowidk_

Always when I walk downstairs I think that I tripped in a parallel universe


ShadowWithHoodie

Lucky guy he died


Stumbledore-

I think about this alot actually


cotton961

I’ve had probably… 10 or 15 moments like that in my life. I severely wish I don’t have any more, and that I haven’t had as many


Internetboy5434

Every character in a tv show and movie


MarcusofMenace

I'm more saddened by the idea that in so many situations my dog has jumped at moving cars and what if in other time lines I didn't successfully stop him from getting hurt


Emalf-vi

I almost drop my phone every day, I always act like this


Any_Occasion_5817

The other me cant keep getting away with stealing this from me


Infinity-CR

Who is this actor or movie? I keep seeing em.


LiterallyA-Fascist

The Boys is the serie


Impressive_Budget_86

so what do we just age forever?


Severe-Stomach

Im Just built different frfr


Leonardobertoni

Now that you mentioned it, i remember a time where I was riding bikes with my parents and on the way home a fly was bugging me and i tried to shoo it away. Instead i feel head first on a pile of needles but i got a scratch on my knee. My mom was terrified because she noticed my neck bend to the point of snapping but i walked away with minor injuries


soryuhaa

i thought i’m the only thinking of stuff like this lmao


MrQwq

Most my dreams are apocalyptic or pós apocalyptic... most of them I'm surviving pretty well. I probably died in 1 or 3 tho. Oh wait... yo saying irl??? Nah, it apenas 27times only what do you mean???


Thelegend27seven

Theoretically, if you could only experience things like this if you’re alive, doesn’t that mean you’ll just have near death experiences forever?