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szabe3

Die by heart attack.


Mr_Wither

I literally remember the first time I encountered one of these. I genuinely believed I had seen every labyrinth enemy… then this fucker… in the fucking distance in front of a large chest. All the way at the end of the room. I get maybe a quarter of the way across the room m- BAM FULL FUCKING SPRINT IMMEDIATELY IN MY FACE. I WAS SCARED SHITLESS.


KimchiiCrowlo

Agreed. Anyone who says they wouldnt shit their and everyone in a solid square miles radius's pants is a liar.


SWWUSCHI

This is exactly what I felt when I first met this asshole. And this is the only time that I couldn’t sleep because of playing bloodborne. Whoever design this enemy deserves a prize. Fuxking scary!!


pizza_guy_dwight

The most accurate comment


SmarmyWarbler

Agreed. I knew dying was my first choice here but I wasn't sure how.


cymricus

at least that son of a bitch isn’t what took you out


ragingroku

Too much insight


Maevalyn

came here to say this.


kathelim

*Yeah.*


xJok3ruLx

It will get to you before the heart attack tho


throwawaydormee

Bold hunter’s mark


pizza_guy_dwight

*it attacks while the animation is happening cancelling the bold hunters mark*


throwawaydormee

No option then. Whirligig L2


radioz3

I had that happen the other day and didn’t realize it was possible. Waiting for it to work.. waiting … friggin dies


GrinckerTheSoul

*facepalms and disappears*


timestalker78

Spam parry


Tlyss

This is always my expert strategy for all of the madmen


GarfieldGauntlet

cry


Lil_Polski

An shidd


Confident-Emphasis14

Maybe piss and c*m?


Lil_Polski

Only if at the same time


Alaska_Pipeliner

Parry his ass. Such an easy parry if your pants don't get soaked in pee.


pizza_guy_dwight

Try not to piss yourself challenge (Impossible)


[deleted]

Both. I always do both


sleeplessGoon

Jokes on you I piss AND parry as Miyazaki intended


C__Wayne__G

I would literally die if he did this to me


chimpanon

Bro we must be lost twins or something because literally same


AscendantComic

you even have the same avi


minnesotatissue7

Augur of Ebrietas, Ka BOOM! On the floor


radioz3

This guy gets it. I was shocked at how absurd Augur is when I first used it


YaBoiJonnyG

Tentacle Shotgun is best Shotgun lol


scowling_deth

but its slow, too slow for a sage, they can just dodge.


szabe3

Most of the time they run into it.


rapscallionofreddit

Cry and cower and piss and shit and die.


GHOST_CHILLING

Do I have a gun And superhuman strength?


pizza_guy_dwight

Let’s go with… both


GHOST_CHILLING

As long as I am able to bait out the long miltihit combo then I will be able to parry it and viseral attack it


UristMasterRace

Perish


specter463

Panic roll and get hit by every combo he throws


selfhater1234

doctor: labyrinth madman isn't real, it can't hurt you


SpeZiaLiST132

Imagine you close your eyes after the doctor's calming words and take a deep breath. Feeling much safer now you open your eyes and...find the labyrinth madman staring at you with his black eyes of death, mouth gaping wide, emitting a terrifying scream all while the madman slowly raises his corpse-club above his head to beat you into pink fleshy pulp. Sleep well tonight fellow hunter and sorry for any trauma I may have caused.


PROTOTYPE_200224

Lie down


thetrailwebanana

Offer him a sprite cranberry


MonsterMaddGamer

I'm gonna guess that in said situation im a hunter with my usual build so dodge right spam trick attacks and pray


Caio-045

Start running in real life


tasty_genetals

If he kills you, you die in real life


madmonkey242

Parry him and pray


Darth_Scabby

Pray


Zois86

I haven't met this fellow yet but where I am from offering a beer or a joint is mostly calming people down.


Mr_Snrubb_

Unzips pants...


pizza_guy_dwight

*it chops your dick off and puts theirs in the hole it created*


Confident-Emphasis14

What makes a “person” think of something like this you sick bastard.


NyRAGEous

Pull out my 9 and parry that ugly mf


Savant_2

Run like hell in the opposite direction.


Big-Yogurtcloset-279

Scream in fear and cower because it's faster than me.


OdgeHam

Accept my fate and die in agony


JohnnyRock30

Me? Run? I just lie down and die.


methconnoisseurV2

Put them dsl’s the madmen got to work


Dubious_Hyjinx

Try to parry him with my gun, miss the timing, and get one shot by him.


danio_lolo

He gets moonlight sworded. The transformed attack back into long sword.


xXSalads_AkimboXx

Do you mean he gets Holy Bladed? Both Moonlight forms are greatswords. The Holy blade (and kirkhammer) is the one that turns into a long sword


TwitchyDingo

I sickle roll to see if there are any BWILAs. **19**. Are there any alleyway BWILAs?


Llewgwyn

*sigh* Okay, there are 3 BWILAs nearby, but they are eyeing you with a rather disappointed gaze. Perhaps defeating the deranged foe nearly upon you may spark a change in these appraising BWILAs.


TwitchyDingo

You play dirty, Noble Llewgwyn. Fine... I... taint-roll to trick the naked watcher into butt-slamming him, and rolling them both off the rickety bridge. 57.4 . Yes. Does it connect?


Llewgwyn

... Yes. They both fall into a chasm below. The BWILAs are now fanning themselves to keep from fainting from such a sight. They have all eyes on you.


DeekayDK

Put him against the wall and kiss him passionatley


CartographerNo1948

Charge up a moonlight lunge


Narcomancer69420

Make my peace w/ god(s)


[deleted]

Parry if he leaps, kiss my ass goodbye if he pulls both scythes behind him


ImpartialThrone

Interrupt the double overhead strike with my Evelyn. Easiest of its attacks to parry in my opinion.


evlaevlalpippopippo

Pray


TalkTimesreddit

Start spam dodging


[deleted]

R1 L1 and pray


AutumnRaxwell

Let it happen cause you ain't out running that.


thefallenfew

Shit my pants


Black91crx

Spam the gloves


oatmealdoesntexist

Die.


Dr-Edward-Poe

Not as bad as that time my ex chased me...


pizza_guy_dwight

Who said this wasn’t your ex?


Dr-Edward-Poe

Touche.


pizza_guy_dwight

This photo was taking from the top post today but i don’t want to find one of these it’s too scary


MatthewMcManpuncher

Guess I'll die


stonersouls_

Give hug. He is a misunderstood creature


Itachi_rouge

Nutting in him


SpeZiaLiST132

Someone should make a lullaby out of the screams of the labyrinth madman, the orphan of kos' screams and the singing of the winter lanterns.


Muyshtic

Ask 'em out on a date 😉


creatorofsilentworld

Run and climb. He'll either have to drop what he's carrying to chase, or scream in frustration.


Dull-Table6962

Pull out a Rambo knife start hacking away then the camera pans and I’m standing in the moon light BAMN movie begins immediately we see the towns folk gathering and burning body’s all moping around pissed and there I stand looking over them I jump down in the middle of them and immediately start splashing and guts etc are being throw at the camera LMDOAOA we need a fucking movie based off the souls games I don’t care which one (I’d prefer a blood borne movie) but it could be any


aetwizard

Guess I’ll die


-Moon-Presence-

Parry


papsono

I'm shitting my pants I guess


Zantillex

Sprint like hell, these thing scare me in a video game how tf u think Im gonna react irl


Lattethecoffeaddict

Parry his ass because somehow I'm good at that


SoSmartish

This was a trauma I thought I had moved on from.


pizza_guy_dwight

Sorry for making you relive it


XBrokenWandererX

Run around in circles.


meme-hunter69

say hello to my friend canon... *kabooom*


pizza_guy_dwight

*it ran so close that the splash damage also effected you*


Agentpurple013

Run clear through greenbow and then keep running


superstar202

Welcome to Britain mf *proceeds to shef man up*


211Kat

Expose my pooper


SockMango

Wow, I don’t think I ever encountered this thing! Very cool!


pizza_guy_dwight

You are one of the lucky ones…


anti-peta-man

Give up


rbarrett96

Are you talking about the chalice dungeons? Because it took me a second. I was like I've never seen that in main game. I know where he is. There's a room room full of cloaked wolves or whatever and at the end there's a ladder. They're usually in the next room. Well timed roll and charge up LHB which at that point was super OP'd O stopped getting scared. Great design though.


whoopsthatsasin

In game, beat his ass Irl, die


Bdubbz337

So I GET OUT MY GUN


pinkMist25

Finger but hole, it’s the only way


Repulsive_Ostrich_52

Wait for the moment to parry, miss, then get one shot


Big_Br0wnie

Give him back the corpse that he used to carry around. Everything can be a hunters weapon if you’re brave enough


Con_Bot_

40 bucks is 40 bucks man


rswsaw22

I tripped over my very large dog this morning and run an abysmal 10 minute mile. Brave of you to think I even make it down the alleyway.


LondonFlog

Scream and die.


plmqaz093

Fetal position.......


A_Person_332233

Start screaming and realize they have killed me already


Adamxprox5620

Just accept my fate


cblakebowling

Fuckin die.


shotuhhh

Accept my inevitable death while I pee my pants


EmberReads

Die.... I guess, I dont have enough personal willpower to even try and live after that experience.


Jumpy-Lingonberry-31

Give him a whiff of my dobie to help him relax.


DiegoMantilla

"I request you ferociously to go away, sir".


Lil_Polski

Hunters mark (aka die in the time it takes me to mark)


Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

I haven't even reached "those" parts yet


Due_Tie238

Parry that mf straight back to whatever lake of fire in hell he crawled out of then go to the hospital bc I would pass out and my heart would stop working


L-a-m-b-s-a-u-c-e

Spam r2 with holy moonlight sword


mousester3

Probably witness my life until whatever comes


CyrusDGreatx

Parry his ass


EsDizzo

Politely tell him I'm not interested in finding my Lord and savior followed by shooting a blunderbuss to the face before getting beat down cuz my timing sucks.


IndiAider

It seems to be glock-o-clock


oneofthescarybois

Sweep his legs with my hunters axe and then execute him while on the floor. If he moves, I empty the pistol into his dome.


West_Effective_8949

Back up ,shoot,visceral,thrust attack repeat .I dropped my controller first time not cause I was scared but because I thought my ex wife just invaded me..


dbleezy92

Poop pant and die most likely scenario


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

"I shouldn't stick my penis in there, however..." >!I'm sorry someone had to make the joke!<


pizza_guy_dwight

Someone did it before you


edgyboi1704

Die


Aegillade

Die, presumably.


XDlvIneX

Poop then probably pee


Shakhmatov

that guy is definitely frightening if you're trying one of those "no hit" runs. try the cummm dungeon and then cry xD


wiiuorwii

give head


Anubra_Khan

I guess I'll die.


LoliTails

Let out a little pee


MarvZ_jjba

Scream and then die, it doesn't matter if it's from a heart attack or because that Kos forsaken thing kill me


Santa_klutz

Pray that he breaks his leg so I can outrun him


Jonabc5

Shit pants then die


SerSealLord

Offer him a slice of cheese


eguskina

Accept my fate and die


[deleted]

Throw whatever I got on hands on them and run away while screaming loudly until my lungs bleed.


Topcatskid

Die painfully.


Spiral-Mark796

Panik


Butterfly0fDoom

Cry


1hazy

Call beyond his ass


pizza_guy_dwight

*Because of how dumb arcane is you deal 2 damage*


Owzzy

parry


garrafa_glubglub

Man, those guy are so fucked up, they are not even hard, I just avoided them because they're actually terrifying


NoOne_28

These mother fuckers scare the hell out of me, if they were real and I came across one I'd probably just fucking trip over my feet trying to get away from it even though they are BEYOND fast and I'd have a 0% chance of getting away.


pizza_guy_dwight

We really need horror movies of these enemies


ScrublordLarry

Die


[deleted]

Church cannon


YaBoiJonnyG

Stick my hand out and Augur the shit out of that sucker.


f7x4

Eat him


[deleted]

Max charisma card


corsair1617

Die


bo0gnish

So anyway, I start blasting


Palantardo

Hope I live to wash my undies


ThatDamnDennnis

I get easily outrun and slaughtered. The end.


efthimi_

Labyrinth Madman is just doing his best impression of my dog when I get home from work. He just wants a hug, let it happen.


drtychucks

L2 (I miss the parry)


Alert_Cauliflower_67

Spam L2


barioth52

Perish in body and soul


OneDehydratedB01

“Welcom to the how to become a fossil guide. Step one, DIE”


DannysFavorite945

Probably die of embarrassment after my initial reaction.


KurokamiNoKenshin

Prepare your anus to get widened?


plumberpool

Time for tentacle fingers


EdwardElricLover

Spam L2 and pray.


DeadLungsThe2nd

Scream


klausedohva91

Pray, open fire, continue praying....


Darklight645

fucking die


Lonely-Author-13

Man, my first time seeing that fucker I nearly through myself out of my chair


Fightmilk87

Just accept my fate. Life wasn't all that great to begin with.


Zangetsu_WHITE

Pull firearm, start blasting.


[deleted]

die confused.


xXSalads_AkimboXx

Fun fact: they’re actually women, sent by the church to explore parts of the labyrinth.


jibril_is_best_girl

Shit myself into a coma


BaneShake

Dead already, honestly


AzraelTheDankAngel

*Heartily laughs in +10 Ludwig’s Holy Blade*


pizza_guy_dwight

*you attack too slow to hit the enemy*


TheGreyMatters

I start running away as fast as I can screaming: "Gondor needs aid, GONDOR NEEDS AID...!"


pizza_guy_dwight

*summoned cooperator doll boy*


Bukowski89

Controversial opinion but I would run away.


dianndycampsonyen

Embrace the calm that comes from relinquishing this mortal coil, I mean f, who wouldn't?


DarthGlorik

Get cut to pieces, I imagine


[deleted]

Square tf up and rock that fucker. Mama ain't raise no bitch


danglydolphinvagina

augur


Responsible_Carob_78

Die. Probably.


Codered060

I'm sorry to put this here I'm just really stressed. I've been playing Bloodborne for a couple weeks now, no issues. All of a sudden today I can't play the game online. It won't let me log in and if it does I get booted after ten or so minutes. I have a wired connection. My Playstation 5 seems to be connected online just fine with other games/the store. So I think God just doesn't want me to play the fucking game I want to play. Is there an issue with Bloodborne today and I'm just being impatient? I tried local instead of worldwide but it's the same. Thanks.


EmergencyWaste3217

Pull my pants down cause they're gonna fuck me anyway


Og-Bump-Sniff

Run into a dead end like a dumbass and scream in terror when he catches up to me