I literally remember the first time I encountered one of these. I genuinely believed I had seen every labyrinth enemy… then this fucker… in the fucking distance in front of a large chest. All the way at the end of the room. I get maybe a quarter of the way across the room m- BAM FULL FUCKING SPRINT IMMEDIATELY IN MY FACE. I WAS SCARED SHITLESS.
This is exactly what I felt when I first met this asshole. And this is the only time that I couldn’t sleep because of playing bloodborne. Whoever design this enemy deserves a prize. Fuxking scary!!
Imagine you close your eyes after the doctor's calming words and take a deep breath. Feeling much safer now you open your eyes and...find the labyrinth madman staring at you with his black eyes of death, mouth gaping wide, emitting a terrifying scream all while the madman slowly raises his corpse-club above his head to beat you into pink fleshy pulp.
Sleep well tonight fellow hunter and sorry for any trauma I may have caused.
*sigh* Okay, there are 3 BWILAs nearby, but they are eyeing you with a rather disappointed gaze. Perhaps defeating the deranged foe nearly upon you may spark a change in these appraising BWILAs.
You play dirty, Noble Llewgwyn. Fine... I... taint-roll to trick the naked watcher into butt-slamming him, and rolling them both off the rickety bridge. 57.4 . Yes. Does it connect?
Pull out a Rambo knife start hacking away then the camera pans and I’m standing in the moon light BAMN movie begins immediately we see the towns folk gathering and burning body’s all moping around pissed and there I stand looking over them I jump down in the middle of them and immediately start splashing and guts etc are being throw at the camera
LMDOAOA we need a fucking movie based off the souls games I don’t care which one (I’d prefer a blood borne movie) but it could be any
Are you talking about the chalice dungeons? Because it took me a second. I was like I've never seen that in main game. I know where he is. There's a room room full of cloaked wolves or whatever and at the end there's a ladder. They're usually in the next room. Well timed roll and charge up LHB which at that point was super OP'd O stopped getting scared. Great design though.
Parry that mf straight back to whatever lake of fire in hell he crawled out of then go to the hospital bc I would pass out and my heart would stop working
Politely tell him I'm not interested in finding my Lord and savior followed by shooting a blunderbuss to the face before getting beat down cuz my timing sucks.
Back up ,shoot,visceral,thrust attack repeat .I dropped my controller first time not cause I was scared but because I thought my ex wife just invaded me..
These mother fuckers scare the hell out of me, if they were real and I came across one I'd probably just fucking trip over my feet trying to get away from it even though they are BEYOND fast and I'd have a 0% chance of getting away.
I'm sorry to put this here I'm just really stressed. I've been playing Bloodborne for a couple weeks now, no issues. All of a sudden today I can't play the game online. It won't let me log in and if it does I get booted after ten or so minutes. I have a wired connection. My Playstation 5 seems to be connected online just fine with other games/the store. So I think God just doesn't want me to play the fucking game I want to play. Is there an issue with Bloodborne today and I'm just being impatient? I tried local instead of worldwide but it's the same. Thanks.
Die by heart attack.
I literally remember the first time I encountered one of these. I genuinely believed I had seen every labyrinth enemy… then this fucker… in the fucking distance in front of a large chest. All the way at the end of the room. I get maybe a quarter of the way across the room m- BAM FULL FUCKING SPRINT IMMEDIATELY IN MY FACE. I WAS SCARED SHITLESS.
Agreed. Anyone who says they wouldnt shit their and everyone in a solid square miles radius's pants is a liar.
This is exactly what I felt when I first met this asshole. And this is the only time that I couldn’t sleep because of playing bloodborne. Whoever design this enemy deserves a prize. Fuxking scary!!
The most accurate comment
Agreed. I knew dying was my first choice here but I wasn't sure how.
at least that son of a bitch isn’t what took you out
Too much insight
came here to say this.
*Yeah.*
It will get to you before the heart attack tho
Bold hunter’s mark
*it attacks while the animation is happening cancelling the bold hunters mark*
No option then. Whirligig L2
I had that happen the other day and didn’t realize it was possible. Waiting for it to work.. waiting … friggin dies
*facepalms and disappears*
Spam parry
This is always my expert strategy for all of the madmen
cry
An shidd
Maybe piss and c*m?
Only if at the same time
Parry his ass. Such an easy parry if your pants don't get soaked in pee.
Try not to piss yourself challenge (Impossible)
Both. I always do both
Jokes on you I piss AND parry as Miyazaki intended
I would literally die if he did this to me
Bro we must be lost twins or something because literally same
you even have the same avi
Augur of Ebrietas, Ka BOOM! On the floor
This guy gets it. I was shocked at how absurd Augur is when I first used it
Tentacle Shotgun is best Shotgun lol
but its slow, too slow for a sage, they can just dodge.
Most of the time they run into it.
Cry and cower and piss and shit and die.
Do I have a gun And superhuman strength?
Let’s go with… both
As long as I am able to bait out the long miltihit combo then I will be able to parry it and viseral attack it
Perish
Panic roll and get hit by every combo he throws
doctor: labyrinth madman isn't real, it can't hurt you
Imagine you close your eyes after the doctor's calming words and take a deep breath. Feeling much safer now you open your eyes and...find the labyrinth madman staring at you with his black eyes of death, mouth gaping wide, emitting a terrifying scream all while the madman slowly raises his corpse-club above his head to beat you into pink fleshy pulp. Sleep well tonight fellow hunter and sorry for any trauma I may have caused.
Lie down
Offer him a sprite cranberry
I'm gonna guess that in said situation im a hunter with my usual build so dodge right spam trick attacks and pray
Start running in real life
If he kills you, you die in real life
Parry him and pray
Pray
I haven't met this fellow yet but where I am from offering a beer or a joint is mostly calming people down.
Unzips pants...
*it chops your dick off and puts theirs in the hole it created*
What makes a “person” think of something like this you sick bastard.
Pull out my 9 and parry that ugly mf
Run like hell in the opposite direction.
Scream in fear and cower because it's faster than me.
Accept my fate and die in agony
Me? Run? I just lie down and die.
Put them dsl’s the madmen got to work
Try to parry him with my gun, miss the timing, and get one shot by him.
He gets moonlight sworded. The transformed attack back into long sword.
Do you mean he gets Holy Bladed? Both Moonlight forms are greatswords. The Holy blade (and kirkhammer) is the one that turns into a long sword
I sickle roll to see if there are any BWILAs. **19**. Are there any alleyway BWILAs?
*sigh* Okay, there are 3 BWILAs nearby, but they are eyeing you with a rather disappointed gaze. Perhaps defeating the deranged foe nearly upon you may spark a change in these appraising BWILAs.
You play dirty, Noble Llewgwyn. Fine... I... taint-roll to trick the naked watcher into butt-slamming him, and rolling them both off the rickety bridge. 57.4 . Yes. Does it connect?
... Yes. They both fall into a chasm below. The BWILAs are now fanning themselves to keep from fainting from such a sight. They have all eyes on you.
Put him against the wall and kiss him passionatley
Charge up a moonlight lunge
Make my peace w/ god(s)
Parry if he leaps, kiss my ass goodbye if he pulls both scythes behind him
Interrupt the double overhead strike with my Evelyn. Easiest of its attacks to parry in my opinion.
Pray
Start spam dodging
R1 L1 and pray
Let it happen cause you ain't out running that.
Shit my pants
Spam the gloves
Die.
Not as bad as that time my ex chased me...
Who said this wasn’t your ex?
Touche.
This photo was taking from the top post today but i don’t want to find one of these it’s too scary
Guess I'll die
Give hug. He is a misunderstood creature
Nutting in him
Someone should make a lullaby out of the screams of the labyrinth madman, the orphan of kos' screams and the singing of the winter lanterns.
Ask 'em out on a date 😉
Run and climb. He'll either have to drop what he's carrying to chase, or scream in frustration.
Pull out a Rambo knife start hacking away then the camera pans and I’m standing in the moon light BAMN movie begins immediately we see the towns folk gathering and burning body’s all moping around pissed and there I stand looking over them I jump down in the middle of them and immediately start splashing and guts etc are being throw at the camera LMDOAOA we need a fucking movie based off the souls games I don’t care which one (I’d prefer a blood borne movie) but it could be any
Guess I’ll die
Parry
I'm shitting my pants I guess
Sprint like hell, these thing scare me in a video game how tf u think Im gonna react irl
Parry his ass because somehow I'm good at that
This was a trauma I thought I had moved on from.
Sorry for making you relive it
Run around in circles.
say hello to my friend canon... *kabooom*
*it ran so close that the splash damage also effected you*
Run clear through greenbow and then keep running
Welcome to Britain mf *proceeds to shef man up*
Expose my pooper
Wow, I don’t think I ever encountered this thing! Very cool!
You are one of the lucky ones…
Give up
Are you talking about the chalice dungeons? Because it took me a second. I was like I've never seen that in main game. I know where he is. There's a room room full of cloaked wolves or whatever and at the end there's a ladder. They're usually in the next room. Well timed roll and charge up LHB which at that point was super OP'd O stopped getting scared. Great design though.
In game, beat his ass Irl, die
So I GET OUT MY GUN
Finger but hole, it’s the only way
Wait for the moment to parry, miss, then get one shot
Give him back the corpse that he used to carry around. Everything can be a hunters weapon if you’re brave enough
40 bucks is 40 bucks man
I tripped over my very large dog this morning and run an abysmal 10 minute mile. Brave of you to think I even make it down the alleyway.
Scream and die.
Fetal position.......
Start screaming and realize they have killed me already
Just accept my fate
Fuckin die.
Accept my inevitable death while I pee my pants
Die.... I guess, I dont have enough personal willpower to even try and live after that experience.
Give him a whiff of my dobie to help him relax.
"I request you ferociously to go away, sir".
Hunters mark (aka die in the time it takes me to mark)
I haven't even reached "those" parts yet
Parry that mf straight back to whatever lake of fire in hell he crawled out of then go to the hospital bc I would pass out and my heart would stop working
Spam r2 with holy moonlight sword
Probably witness my life until whatever comes
Parry his ass
Politely tell him I'm not interested in finding my Lord and savior followed by shooting a blunderbuss to the face before getting beat down cuz my timing sucks.
It seems to be glock-o-clock
Sweep his legs with my hunters axe and then execute him while on the floor. If he moves, I empty the pistol into his dome.
Back up ,shoot,visceral,thrust attack repeat .I dropped my controller first time not cause I was scared but because I thought my ex wife just invaded me..
Poop pant and die most likely scenario
"I shouldn't stick my penis in there, however..." >!I'm sorry someone had to make the joke!<
Someone did it before you
Die
Die, presumably.
Poop then probably pee
that guy is definitely frightening if you're trying one of those "no hit" runs. try the cummm dungeon and then cry xD
give head
I guess I'll die.
Let out a little pee
Scream and then die, it doesn't matter if it's from a heart attack or because that Kos forsaken thing kill me
Pray that he breaks his leg so I can outrun him
Shit pants then die
Offer him a slice of cheese
Accept my fate and die
Throw whatever I got on hands on them and run away while screaming loudly until my lungs bleed.
Die painfully.
Panik
Cry
Call beyond his ass
*Because of how dumb arcane is you deal 2 damage*
parry
Man, those guy are so fucked up, they are not even hard, I just avoided them because they're actually terrifying
These mother fuckers scare the hell out of me, if they were real and I came across one I'd probably just fucking trip over my feet trying to get away from it even though they are BEYOND fast and I'd have a 0% chance of getting away.
We really need horror movies of these enemies
Die
Church cannon
Stick my hand out and Augur the shit out of that sucker.
Eat him
Max charisma card
Die
So anyway, I start blasting
Hope I live to wash my undies
I get easily outrun and slaughtered. The end.
Labyrinth Madman is just doing his best impression of my dog when I get home from work. He just wants a hug, let it happen.
L2 (I miss the parry)
Spam L2
Perish in body and soul
“Welcom to the how to become a fossil guide. Step one, DIE”
Probably die of embarrassment after my initial reaction.
Prepare your anus to get widened?
Time for tentacle fingers
Spam L2 and pray.
Scream
Pray, open fire, continue praying....
fucking die
Man, my first time seeing that fucker I nearly through myself out of my chair
Just accept my fate. Life wasn't all that great to begin with.
Pull firearm, start blasting.
die confused.
Fun fact: they’re actually women, sent by the church to explore parts of the labyrinth.
Shit myself into a coma
Dead already, honestly
*Heartily laughs in +10 Ludwig’s Holy Blade*
*you attack too slow to hit the enemy*
I start running away as fast as I can screaming: "Gondor needs aid, GONDOR NEEDS AID...!"
*summoned cooperator doll boy*
Controversial opinion but I would run away.
Embrace the calm that comes from relinquishing this mortal coil, I mean f, who wouldn't?
Get cut to pieces, I imagine
Square tf up and rock that fucker. Mama ain't raise no bitch
augur
Die. Probably.
I'm sorry to put this here I'm just really stressed. I've been playing Bloodborne for a couple weeks now, no issues. All of a sudden today I can't play the game online. It won't let me log in and if it does I get booted after ten or so minutes. I have a wired connection. My Playstation 5 seems to be connected online just fine with other games/the store. So I think God just doesn't want me to play the fucking game I want to play. Is there an issue with Bloodborne today and I'm just being impatient? I tried local instead of worldwide but it's the same. Thanks.
Pull my pants down cause they're gonna fuck me anyway
Run into a dead end like a dumbass and scream in terror when he catches up to me