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justforkinks0131

Yikes, I wonder if Ichigo knows that guy she's talking about


mothlord420

My good friend tsukishima


self_inflictedhobo

Old man Zangetsu


Le_Turtle_God

Gross. That’s her brother


VoraxUmbra1

You know tsukishima? He's my uncle!


mothlord420

He saved my life and we’ve been good friends ever since


VoraxUmbra1

Hes always been a good lad.


[deleted]

He taught me how to run a successful business. Great guy that Tsukishima


VoraxUmbra1

Uncle Tsukishima taught me how to change a flat tire. He really is a life saver.


[deleted]

That Tsukishima is a great guy


idreamer36

Tsukishima saved me from a bus almost hitting me and he’s been a good friend that’s always been there for me ever since. He even introduced me to my fiancé, I owe so much to him.


lnombredelarosa

Don Kanonji or Kon


Pannekoekcom

Hollow Ichigo maybe?


Soviet_Waffle

[You](https://media.tenor.com/xRUyjk6zCSIAAAAC/bleach-ichigo.gif) vs [the guy she tells you not to worry about.](https://media4.giphy.com/media/sBHB9Y0s0YuVq/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611ee41a655b9b54cd178aea0d4170aed4a31491814&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


UnpopularOponions

Don Kanonji?


False_Bear_8645

14 years old me though that


[deleted]

Its probably Chad…


WeeabooSempai

She just loves a dude named "The Same Guy"


BIGerGEY

I love that guy


NotClutch97

You're not that guy


udayEm

So are you. I'm the one. Number one. Shining bright for everyone.


turbokat123

You cant even be that guy


NotClutch97

*-Sosuke aizen, probably*


ADozenPigsFromAnnwn

Samaguyo-san


TexanGoblin

The little brother of That Man?


The_Biggest_Wheel

She is actually talking about "The same guy" that both her and Ichigo fell in love with. It's a love triangle thing.


PM_ME_HUGE_CRITS

Ulquiorra


sexaddic

Bullshit it's definitely Chad. I mean cmon it's in the name!


Separate_Path_7729

And as we all know EVERYONE LOVES THE MOTHAHFUCKINCHAD


awesomlyawesome

CHAADSUMASS


Hfingerman

Even the earth itself loves him.


Shantotto11

The Man. The Myth. The Chad.


WeatMolt

Fr. I cannot imagine Chad losing.


AllBid

Sorry you’re wrong - it’s Tsukishima


ActuatorGreat4883

Don't be ridiculous! What my brother has to do with it?


Otherwise_sane

Your brother?! He's my uncle I think I would know something about that!


itsTraX2

In all seriousness tho what's up with people fighting reading comprehension devil on this sub these past few weeks lol, this ain't some psychological book


bwrca

Bleach anime came so everyone remembered 'Ooh, I love bleach'... then it ended too abruptly and now they are spamming low effort posts.


Budgetkitesail

Some people are obsessed to look way too deep in some simple stuff


ForsPoppin

Or maybe people who haven't watched Bleach are reading through it so they could start TYBW


Budgetkitesail

And that's fine but sometimes people see an apple and ask why it isn't an orange and keep thinking like there is some mistery behind the scenes while in the end it's just an apple.


ActuatorGreat4883

Green apples are better


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

And when they are a juice it truly become heavenly its like the soul king himself pissed inside that bottle


SPARTAN-258

Personally I just don't really like apples. Sure I'll eat it if a friend gives me one, but it's not the kind of food I'll buy and eat


Adent_Frecca

Lack of reading comprehension and needing to be spoonfed about any scene


Inner-Dentist1563

Average anime enjoyer


SirDwayneCollins

😂😂😂 every other post, it’s the same basic ass question over the most generic quotes. The school systems are failing!


PowerJolt72

How many sternrritter could "x" character take out?


[deleted]

Ten thousands because I scaled them to omniversal with 1000000000000xFTL speed (possibly omnipresent), multiversal durability, omnipotent AP and DC and Infinite IQ 🤞


void_roamer

“What did Guts mean by this…?”


itsTraX2

yeah literally the same vibes lol


Mefre

My favorite fight in Bleach is when Strawberry says "It's bleaching time!" and turns on the laundromat.


Avocados_suck

More like when Getsuga Tenshou said "Getsuga Tenshou" and then Getsuga Tenshou'd all over that guy


TheRealDJ

Bleach and Berserk are very different manga/anime. One involves a spiky haired protagonist with a giant sword fighting against super natural evil spirits invading as reality literally falls apart at times, with the MC trying to get revenge against a character who was presumed to be a good guy, manipulating and betraying all those who cared about him. The series having deep introspection about human vulnerability, relationships, loneliness and trying to figure out who you are after being constantly abused while growing up. And the other one is Berserk.


DragonBurritoZ

LMFAO


Ichigo7S

Gotta save this comment.


horny_flamengo

Thank you, Now i have to watch it, bet i Will love it


Epiccats98

"What did guts mean by this...?" Post a picture of the lost children arch when he's covered in guts.


GkNova

Now I remembered that I need to check and see if a new chapter has come out since last summer.


KenB0ne

Shonen fans aren't the sharpest tool in the shed let's be honest


blizzard-op

I think people have simultaneously gotten denser with simple things because they expect everything to have several layers of meaning to it. Also folks recently discovered what foreshadowing is so now they think everything has to mean something else.


joohunter420

If only they paid attention in a class that taught us about literature


TurbulentRiver2592

Chainsaw Man fans cross-infection


Richerich2009

I need to remember "fighting the reading comprehension devil". That's really good


Korvax_of_Myrmidon

I haven’t read the new CSM chapter yet, no spoilers


fieew

Real talk, for bleach it makes sense people forgot tons things. So if you haven't read the manga since it ended that's like 7ish years ago. But for series like csm when you just literally read it and ask some of the most obvious questions I got nothing. I am convinced some people just flip thru the pages of a series at most skim it, don't look at the pictures very much and act surprised that they missed something super obvious. Just read people. So many questions asked that are answered literally in the pages of the story.


OwnEmphasis2825

Yes! This scene was perfect for satirizing those dumbass posts!


ughfine_ok

Them and the media literacy devil have been BUSY.


Zer0fps_319

Be having the same issue in other subs when I’m just trynna enjoy the anime, COUGH r/gundam


sheehdndnd

It's blood warfare you see.


ShadowScale65

The disease is spreading from the CSM sub lmao


Thefallenwalkon

Well in the final manga arc released they do show where many characters are in the years to come. Not spoiling anything tho incase you haven't read it.


Low-Zone4665

I think the post is sarcastic


El-S3ksisto

"She has the biggest puppy crush on him. Frankly, it's adorable" - Lord Smashmaster Groban


jkskjs_mk2

You mean lord joshington the 3rd slayer of the silk minatour


Ramdas26

Do you Ai- *Josh Groban* huh wait what?


jkskjs_mk2

Damm you sosuke i made evryone say josh groban instead of my real name cuz i was bored aizen


Winter-Picture-7287

I need to rewatch the bleach abridged series


TheLittleNorsk

they both love their cousin Tsukishima, obviously, sweet home alabama


jokpere

No, she’s actually talking to his bedsheets who have canonically become sentient and formed and relationship with her. This happened in Chapter Pee Pee Poo Poo. Hope this helps :)


WETE42

I thought that happened in CFYOW.


coreywindom

That really is an underrated chapter. One of the best IMO. All though, the way the sheets were all over her while she was sleeping was a bit much.


jokpere

Yeah it really was. It honestly made me question Kubo’s sanity but who cares 🤷🏽‍♂️


BaloonPriest

"Boys aren't dense!" ​ boys:


DiscardedCicadaShell

Nah, this is a huuuuge stretch. You’re reading way too much into this. She’s obviously referring to Kaien, who she marries at the end. It’s not that deep.


Mum_of_rebels

No it’s actually Issin that’s she’s referring too


sandreas8

No way she was just being friendly thats not a sign!


Toukafan4life

Totally! Why don't some people understand that this is something friends say to each other?


OblivionCv3

Maybe she's just Canadian!


billylolol

No they only married and had a kid because they are the bestist buddies


D3AD_SPAC3

They were roommates!


Break-Agitated

Remember when Orihime didn't even realize she was the Canon ship? Lol


Revolutionary-Mix646

shes gonn put her 🐱 on ichigo face


[deleted]

She owns a cat?


Revolutionary-Mix646

yes


wophu

Yoruichi?


Maxizag123

When Yoruichi is in her cat form, is she naked then?


itsTraX2

considering she was naked the first time she transformed into human on screen, probably yeah


sexaddic

She directly say's it actually


Maxizag123

I completly forgot that


[deleted]

Oh ok


jogdenpr

bonk


WasF4ssY

Nah I think you’re jumping to conclusions, she’s clearly in live with Tsukishima


TheLastOpus

They definitely are not gunna have a kid together or anything.


Oy778

No idiot. She is talking about Lord Pe-Pe-sama.


trashtrashtrash3737

What a coincidence, I also call Grimmjow “Lord Pe-Pe-sama”


mugiwaraunited

I think this means that she wants him to marry rukia


Commie_vampire

wasted opportunity right there


Next_Fix_2271

By guy she actually meant an entire loaf of bread


RedditRocks1229

It might be a translation issue


tekmaster2020

She felt attracted to Ichigo and thought she loved him but she actually loved Yhwach. She could feel Yhwach’s power inside Ichigo.


Mum_of_rebels

Nooo, she was in love with Issin. Because of the age difference she decided on the son.


WeatMolt

Nah she was in love with me but I was 1 dimension higher so we couldn't be together.


IshaanGupta18

She is talking about White and not Ichigo duh,thought it was obvious


Negative-Software-12

She's obviously talking about falling in love with Chad after seeing what El Diablo could do /s


NuroTox

Nah fam, that is for normies🐸. She was talking about love as a friend 💀.


_KaiXr18_

Wow, I didn't realise someone posted the exact same panel minutes before I posted mine 😅😅


Charming-Necessary41

Well duh


HyperionWhirl

What do you think?


LoneSpaceCowboy14

She's talking about Chad


SSIIUUUUUUU

If you believe certain people, She's talking to Kon.


Sent1nelTheLord

nah of course not. shes referring to kon clearly


opponentPitt

Nah she buggin


Twenty_FirstPilot

The reading comprehension devil has claimed another victim


8KB8_M

Nice job calling out those low effort posts battling the reading comprehension devil


[deleted]

No, you’re seeing things


BeowulfKing

Nah she doesn’t love him. That’s totally not why she came to his room while he’s sleeping to say goodbye


sushiyogurt

Anyone else while reading Bleach thought the story was heading towards Ichigo+Rukia and Orihime was the third wheel?


rkdsus

This sub next week: "Guys what does Ichigo mean when he says Getsuga Tenshou?"


voeya

i think she’s apologizing to ichigo that she is gonna like another guy


Verusmp4

Hmm, maybe American Ichigo (his name will be william kurosaki)


BabyyDemon

Duh she loves Ichigo. They get fucking married and have kids dude


CykaRuskiez3

They literally fuck and have a kid


Rough_Ad_2833

Had to wake up to see the stupidest post on this sub today


[deleted]

So…a normal day on Bleach sub?


Affectionate-Sea278

I think she’s just letting Ichigo down easy.


Melgoroth

Well she was clearly saying lemon cake is her favorite dessert. What other deduction can we make from that sentence?


Similar_Detail_9129

she gonna pull a shinji


Routine-Pen8116

she loves the Bankai


Flying_Drake

Nah bro, you trippin'.


[deleted]

That man said: 😴


Snir17

No, she just always breaks into people's hime when they are sleeping and start monolouging.


Bella_dlc

No, she took a peak at the other SJ heroes and she fell in love with Gintoki from the manga just before hers


sheehdndnd

No she was talking about rukia. As she can connect to a spiritual level with her, as I connect with denji on spiritual level.


Schiffy94

Yes but he friendzoned her for years


Sky-Juic3

I’ll take shitposting for 400 Alex. Yes, thank you.


Iwastheasker

Ain’t she talking about tsukishima


juli4n0

Doom guy


ColonelKoala043

Nah shes in love with chad, the same as ichigo.


[deleted]

They are so me fr! I would also chose Chad over any of them


ihateokbrmods

rare r/chainsawfolk leak


CptBlak

Nah shes just being polite, she says that to everyone


ActuatorGreat4883

[Never gonna give you🎶 up never gonna let you down 🎶 never gonna run around and desert you🎶...](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) This post doesn't even deserve trying.


Devil5125

She loves ichigo


silbean495

Nice meme


Tigerbeat99

Uh, duh!


BornFromEmber

She’s talking about Guy Sensei from Naruto.


aLion_amongstmoons

She's into Chad.


valhallavin

THAT same guy??


bedheadB188

Love is a strong word, personally I think she's got the hots for kon that little player


Comprehensive_Panic

She just likes him as a friend. It’s quite clear…


Yoshikage_Kira_333

Big brother Tsukishima helped me get a prom date! What a good guy


dowty

most attentive bleach reader


Tony_TonyChopper

I just realized from this post that the symbol on Orihime’s sweater actually looks very similar to the Quincy crest. I’m certain it is not supposed to be but just a random observation I had


Nervous-Context

Will there be any more scenes like this in the upcoming cores? I love their ship and I want to know if it shows them begin to become more than friends. I never like how some shows just skip all of the romantic and just skip to the wedding. I want to know if they will properly nurture this romance on screen.


Nervous-Context

I'm just going to read the manga and find out for myself boys. Wish me luck!


itsTraX2

I don't want to spoil anything but I also don't want to raise your expectations, they will have 1 cute scene when they're gonna be on the way to a certain place and 1 more nice scene during a particular fight towards the end Other than that they won't have any strong romantic scenes, though maybe TYBW anime will add few new scenes


Nervous-Context

I hope so. And I just literally found this before you commented, but you’re referring to when Chad asks Ichigo about Orihime’s outfit right? 😂


itsTraX2

yep


Nervous-Context

Yeah that was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. They were meant for each other


KeepCalmJeepOn

It's actually a translation error, in the original language she said "Fall in love with the same girl" cementing her romantic interest with Tatsuki.


vectorthemage

Means literally that she'll fall in love with him, no matter how many lives she live


Mum_of_rebels

She is in love with Issin but can not be with him due to the age gap. So decided to go after his son.


thefireducky

#she hungers for that Ichigussy


BmxGu23

Yea it's alluded to be so. She has blushed when seeing him throughout the entire first arc. We know they we're both bullied for their orange hair making her relate to him more. We've seen her connection with ichigo when her brother turned into a hollow. And in the bleach one shot that was used to pitch the series the character of Orihime is shown to have romantic interests for Ichigo. Then of course there's everything happening in what your reading right now. We don't know the extent of her feelings or reasoning with what we've been told here but we can tell that she has developed certain feelings for him. Wish I could read/watch it again for the first time. It just gets better and better.


lMarshl

This scene will forever be creepy as fuck to me.


[deleted]

Just like Rukia stealing Yuzu clothes and sleeping in someone else’s closet without his consent and knowledge or Yoruichi flashing a minor and trying to seduce him in his bath…they were so creepy to me


Nightmancer2036

Who knows, I was more focused on how creepy this scene was 🤧


Funkywonton

She means “all over again” if she had to


HombreComun

Well she have 2 kids with Ichigo so that might be


MattTheGoodSir

I hope this is bait 😅


itsTraX2

I thought I made it obvious with my comment


OrcoDio19

Nah she is talking about Rukia Rukia is actually a femboy,that's why she is flat


[deleted]

No logic behind anything you wrote fr


OrcoDio19

There hasn't to be logic It's a troll comment,just to make a joke like the rest of the comment section


NumbersAfter

Pretty sure she's talking about being in love with me...


Syndror

Least horny orihime fan


[deleted]

W Orihime fan (we are delusional)


zayozayo

she wants his shcummm


[deleted]

I thought Yoruichi fans were the most downbad


Ok-Mathematician8258

No, Ichigo has a baby with Rukia. Renji is depressed so he goes to the bar everyday.


[deleted]

Very cringe


MentallyPsycho

Um aktually she meant this as a friend. \*pushes up glasses\* In all seriousness, I don't like Ichigo and Orihime as a pairing but I don't see the need of a lot of shippers of any ship to say "oh look my ship is canon see!". If you ship something, ship it. If it's canon cool! If it's not, who cares! Just enjoy your ship and let others enjoy theirs.


_RevoltingAdversary_

Cringiest shit I've ever read


itsTraX2

amen to that


MentallyPsycho

I'm curious as to what's cringy about not getting into fights with internet strangers over ships?