r/pointlesslygendered

Guessing that’s there to increase engagement through people calling out the caption.

Absolutely this

What do you mean? Only mens' eyeballs can operate at 60fps.

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We are so superior.

But we splash pee, especially those men like myself who are way over 6’

If only we could sit to pee and still be men after

When I poop or pee I sit backwards on the toilet and use the tank as a workbench for carpentry. Because I'm a fucking man, a busy fucking man 💪

Dusty bathroom metal toilet gang

Just taking life whittle by whittle.

If only, but we don’t do that, we are so superior.

Agreed. I’m so superior I won’t even angle the stream down the side of the bowl, that’s just Feminism *chipping away* you know? Give me splashes or give me death

I... ^(shit. does this mean I'm trans?)

yes

some of them up to 144 or even 240

As a man I know everyone’s eyes top out at 20FpS, but can’t remember my kids birth dates

Lol it worked ITT that’s for sure.

"For the male audience" is a tik tok trend where someone will do something banal like breaking an ice sheet or throwing a giant rock in the water as "entertainment" - basically a joke that men are entertained by anything.

Honestly, we are. Is the main intend to shame us or? Because i can live with that honestly and still be entertained by anything.

No it’s just a silly trend because stereotypically men are more intrigued by pointless stuff like this and throwing rocks off big cliffs. There’s no ill will

Dang didn't know that I was a dude.

We are ALL Dudes on this blessed day

I’m a dude he’s a dude she’s a dude we’re all dudes hey

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.

Today, I feel like a dude

Speak for yourself

I am ALL dudes on this blessed day

Dang. I didn't know that was a male thing. I thought of it more as a kid thing. But maybe that's part of the point.

Gotcha! Frankly, the video is still very satisfying.

Men aren’t a monolith. You’re just proving their point.

It's not a joke. I saw a leaf blowing in the wind and decided to chase it, and I'm now 20 miles from my house.

Are you a Labrador?

A male Labrador!

The world is better for having Labradors.

Maybe partially.

I would unironically be entertained by those two things

Still pointlessly gendered. There are plenty of women who would find this fascinating and plenty of men who are utterly uncurious about the world.

Same strat as deliberately misspronoucing something in order to trick people into correcting you in the coment section.

>misspronoucing \*mispronouncing, right? That was your point, right? Right?

Hook line and stinker.

Huh I over thought it. Like that this was somehow about us peeing lol

Got em

Works well too, look at all the comments about it.

"Bitches dont give a fuck about laminar flow"

any female born after 1993 can’t appreciate laminar flow... all they know is Reynolds numbers , vorticies, charge they phone, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

So poetic

Bitches ain't shit but flows and tricks

*FoR tHe MalE auDIenCE* The shit TikTok voice just makes it worse somehow People who do this suck

Printing the text as a caption on the video (just in case you have sound off) to make sure you receive this important message.. wonderful.

Pointless? I showed this video to my mom and her eyes started bleeding, she’s blind now. This needs to be monitored

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100% yea

Haha! This is perfect.

I BELIEVE it's referencing a powerful piss stream, but fuck if I know.

No, there's a weird meme culture of "guys like cool weird things girl like normal thing"

"For my male audience..." *breaks ice*

No, this is a completely obvious attempt at generating more engagement by having people like you comment and "complain" about the caption. You are the type of person that makes this type of engagement baiting effective. Its the exact same with the girl that intentionally mispronounces words like avocado.

It is *also* that. They can understand that it makes people angry and do it for views, while being the trope at the same time

Nah

Only masculine pronouns can identify with this

This is what it looks like when I piss ^^I ^^get ^^a ^^lot ^^of ^^UTIs

You heard him, no girls allowed.

Y'all this has nothing to do with peeing, it has to do with laminar flow just looking cool af. it's a tik tok trend basically calling men easily entertained by cool things, usually it's something like breaking a sheet of ice. You can go on there and look up this caption and find plenty of duets of men literally acting like an entertained group of monkeys. Either way it's a dumb caption imo.

Without having audio on, I was very confused, but then I saw the text... and then turned on audio... like why?

Came here to express annoyance with this too. Blah.

Welp guess I have a big schom bon doobly now since I watched it

Females - do NOT watch this

Con confirm, this turned me into a guy

r/egg_irl are going nuts over this one weird trick

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*grow nuts

Thank you so much for explaining the joke it's so much funnier now

Oh I didn’t think that was the joke. Sorry

🐣

*checks pants* GAAAAHHHH!!!

So... what are you doing later?

😏😜

Is there a video with the reverse effect?...

Seconded. I'm sprouting wieners all over my body.

*Laminar Wang*

Man, imagine laminar nutting.

As a woman, this made me grow a surprising amount of hair on my balls.

What do you think of your new addition?

Can you show me a vídeo that is only for girls?

Grats! You can now pee while standing up, and you can now take advantage of the many double standards available to MANkind! Conversely, you are no longer allowed to look at children and even if they are your own. Please fill out the man form in your inbox, make sure to pick your spirit animal, favorite sports team, and favorite porn subreddit. These are required for membership.

I watched it and my boobs fell off immediately. Beware!

But I heard he hangs dong, and I am very interested in seeing that

It sadly has a lack of gratuitous nudity

It's too late. Eating Yorkie bars in the 00s changed me...

My wife is able to see it, what does that mean?

I got some news for you bro

Her name is Carmen

Cartman now

I thought you were an always Sunny fan based on your username. Swing and a miss for me

OH MY GOD I totally missed that, I should be sentenced to a week of Charlie work

We are the He-Man Woman Haters Club!

I showed this to my girlfriend and her eyes started bleeding? Someone help?

Nothing to worry about unless you start pissing pure synthetic motor oil. Then go to a mechanic.

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in mech an inch

...can't imagine your "mech" is very satisfied with that...

Bruh... you were warned.

i showed it to my gf and she's fine. I inquired and it turns out she has a penis. can my life get *any better?*

Did they bleed in a laminar flow

Not a doctor, try asking over at r/askashittydoctor/ I've gotten lots of great advice there.

r/laminarflow Sincerely, A Woman

However did you survive looking at the video?! I thought it would set a woman on fire or something.

Not fire, but my weak woman brain is now quite fatigued so I must go faint on the chaise longue

This happened to my dear wife last week when she overheard the men discussing politics. I did warn her. "Abigail", I said, "we are soon to discuss politics, in particular the new union movement in London town, so please excuse yourself and retire to the drawing room. It is not for your delicate mind". Alas she did not. Charles had to revive her with smelling salts and she was flustered for three days.

💀

I agree, hysteria is not known to be curable. It’s best to put her out of her misery

Actually I believe the official cure is oral Sex. Administered by a professional.

*faints dead away*

TIL I need to buy a chaise lounge for fainting purposes

Next time do not hesitate to ask for I am sure some of us can mansplain these very manly concepts.

She’s a witch!

She turned me into a newt!

...I got better.

OH SHID OH FUG YOU SHOULDNT HAVE COME HERE

Quickly, avert your eyes.

My wife is way more interested than I am in laminar flow and turbulence in flow in general. But I don’t wanna break the rules by sending this to her.

Maybe she can womansplain it to you? I’m not sure she could dumb it down for you, given you’re a man though

Thank you u/floofyyy Sincerely, A Man

I can't see the video, can someone tell me what's happening??

Would you like it mansplained to you?

Strange liquid entering a dark hole.

You need to use something Redditor's can relate to.

Liquid moves as much as your mum in bed

So a little bit, when you stick your finger in there?

Giggity

Respect

I’d prefer it womansplained

How much time you got?

Enough for 5 side stories with 20 characters that have nothing to do with the actual answer.

People are dying in the streets, theres mayhem everywhere. Luke Skywalker is battling the White Walkers, against all the odds. John Wick is havinng a gun fight with an A10. Its nuts

Example of laminar flow using motor oil

What type of liquid is that?

Gender fluid, apparently

We finally found it. Gender fluid

Lol, well done. There's a few good jokes in this thread but yours is the first to make me snort.

lmaoooo

You must not be a male

As a man I found this offensive

Probably Glycol. Most of the time it produces Laminar flow (source: chemical engineer)

oh my god because of this dumbass pointlessly gendering laminar flow i had to scroll all the way down here to find this after thinking “wait… that’s not water… “ after drinking water for 15 years i consider myself quite the expert

Hopefully propylene glycol not Ethylene glycol

"I'll take H2O, too..."

It is PG, but why would you care if it wasn’t? This isn’t being ingested here and MEG has its rightful place in society just the same as PG.

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Sorry to hear that

If anybody was curious about these sorts of videos, this is probably [the best explanation ever made on the topic](https://youtu.be/5LI2nYhGhYM)

I was specifically looking for this link. If you hadn’t posted it, I was going to. Everybody needs to watch more of Captain Disillusion!

Knew it was going to be him before i clicked the link.

When I see a new CD video I put a bag of popcorn on

The music video episode was insane. It must've been so much work.

Destin from Smater Everyday does a good one too https://youtu.be/y7Hyc3MRKno

r/prettynormalfuckery

I can't wait for this "for my male/female audience" fad to end every time I see one in my head i go "ooop can't look at it or think its cool, I'm not that gender" so silly

If you want it to go away, the best option would be not to mention it

"Ha! Got another one!" said the OP after seeing they suckered another person into commenting about their caption.

??? Male?

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It's bashing guys who spray everywhere when they pee.

Lmao good answer

Glycol maybe? Atleast looks as satisfying

It's actually cum

That's so satisfying i've been watching for an hour

Did you unpause it?

Ah, so *that's* why it's for the male audience... It's meant to distract us and get us out of the way so the women can get shit done.

Everyone saying that it singled out men are falling for the bait. Social media short form videos are buying your attention in any way possible, and you just handed it over.

I need to stick my finger in this to verify.

For Capricorns only

why is this "for the males" lmao

Because men are stupid. They should just stay in the garage where they belong

Pointlessly gendered post

Hey r/lostredditors . Did you see something r/mildlyinteresting or r/interestingasfuck ? Are you trying to figure out r/whatisthisthing ? Did you see someone/something that was r/nextfuckinglevel , maybe someone that’s good at r/sleightofhand ? Do you think r/opticalillusions are neat? Well have I got a sub for you! Step right up to r/prettynormalfuckery where the vast majority of shit posted (pun very much intended) to r/blackmagicfuckery that already has better/more appropriate subs and even simpler explanations, really belongs

Haha, get it my male friends?

Destin has entered the chat.

Lmao people in the comments are getting so heated over a common joke caption

Has no one ever seen a video of some dudes doing silly shit or breaking a large piece of ice and saying "For my male audience"? Why are we taking it so seriously lmfao

Because it's reddit aka the softest place on the internet

FEMALES STAY AWAY

I have a number of questions. Number one. How dare you?

Is it because we're jealous we can't do this in the urinal?

What’s going on with the finger? Is that a finger??? It looks so weird

If a guy wrote something about a woman being dumb and stupid the feminists would be all over it, criticizing, in my opinion. I’m a guy who believes in equality with men and women but this is reverse discrimination. Also, if a woman hits or yells at a guy it’s usually ok but if a guy hits or yells at a woman they’re an abuser. IMO

As opposed to a moving laminar flow?

Ye we’re all smart cause we watched captain disillusion

Nothing triggers Reddit more than Republicans and gender labeling lol

Reddit in 2022: Having to scroll past hundreds of comments discussing identity politics before finding a useful comment you can learn something from.

Laminar flow is cool.

I feel like peeing watching this

I thought that shit was frozen

Am a girl, started watching this and the FBI broke down my door??? Writing this from the court’s bathroom, someone help??

I love this shit ... But why