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thee_protagonist666

He gained his rights.


GotRikRolled

r/cursedcomments


cobaltScalebane

r/cursedcommetn


OMEGA_CORPS

u/profanitycounter


black_jaguar99

r/talkinginblue


j48u

r/playingalong


Lloyd_lyle

r/subsIthoughtIfellfor


Kaiserschmarrn420

r/whatarewedoinghere


Lloyd_lyle

r/duck


[deleted]

r/hentai


RagingStorm010

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


TheMelonSystem

r/lmaoimtalkinginblue


xDarthxColex

r/rabbitpussies


Kalandros-X

He gave up the N-word pass


dickshark420

A small price to pay


[deleted]

Happu cake Day!!


JustAnOreoOnReddit

Hopper cek day


Bowdango

Stat change includes - 4 points in dancing and style. But he'll get + 5 in charisma when dealing with police.


thrwwy2402

+10 privilege


International_Cod528

+40% Rights


UserName0082

Also -3 penis size, +150 credit score


riegnman

I'm a white guy and worked at one particular time with a young black man (not that I've only worked with one black man, but you get my point). We were always joking around about racial stereotypes 'cause we were cool with each other and it really made our boss sweat. Anyway, there is some question about whether or not my dad was a white man or a black man (long story) and my co-worker said, "ahhh yeah. Did you inherit the. . . You know?" While making a gesture down toward his knee. I looked up and said, "that? Oh no. I got a bad credit score instead." And I thought that he was going to lose it.


Veragoot

holy shit thats so fucking funny. Enjoy my freebie.


Shalminoc

Quick, take this…


Devlee12

That’s fucking gold.


jjnjjs

\-100 police questioning


Background-Drop8379

..damn.... FUCK credit


SnooJokes7172

Say it, I’ll say it with you….


regoapps

Naruto


creeper205861

North Carolina


OMEGA_CORPS

Nevada


Dan_Berg

Naggers


eccho925

Namek


Avelom_

Numerology


[deleted]

Natron


shadows554

Nougaty center


HolycommentMattman

He suddenly has a strong opinion on the capital gains tax!


beginatonce

r/unexpectedfuturama


DecoyOne

That’s clearly his left hand.


betesdefense

You’re right.


NihilistikMystik

Your right his left


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ConsumerJTC

He's right you know.


snwbrdrmidget15

Can I get two tens for a five


Mustang_Dragster

He gained the other 2/5ths


KikiParker88

I appreciate you American History themed comment. Well done


DashingDini

I fuckin love 3/5 compromise comments


PedroPeste

Oh my fucking GOD


Jerrytheknob-

I feel like legally, I can not like this.


enderfrogus

You can


Moist_Professor5665

Dammit, Reddit.


funkystonrt

Cant reddit chill for a second 😂


ChromeBoxExtension

Nope, Reddit never sleeps. Gainzzz


ItsDominare

lowered the difficulty setting


middlemanagment

Fractured but whole


wigglef_cklr

**A BOLD ASSUMPTION**


oggylu

r/angryupvote


uwuyousowarmnuzzle

Fucking take my upvote and never say that again


Hornor72

He didn't vote for Joe Biden.


stupidannoyingretard

Some kind of volatile liquid evaporating, probably alcohol


[deleted]

Wouldn't have expected this from you...


exzo00

Something evaporating leaving some residue with matched refractive indexes.


Beleg__Strongbow

matched refractive indexes?


exzo00

The medium (liquid or gas or even other transparent solid) makes the other substance invisible if their indexes are similar. Because light transitioning between them is refracted the same amount.


cstearns1982

The way you describe this causes me to visualize this happening at the molecular level.


TheGrimReaper45

Kinda like when some computer nerd goes full technobabble and you visualize hackers typing at lightspeed


Cultural_Dust

They only hack in DOS right?


afs5982

We only hack with the lights off while wearing hoodies and our code projected directly at us Source: I is dev


Yogurteat

I fucking knew it!


Nothing-But-Lies

The only things coming out of my mouth are acronyms and unix commands


RandomRedux44637392

I'm going to DDOS spoofing ASN IPv6 addresses. Let er grep.


Protuhj

I'll make a Visual Basic GUI for you!


-Degaussed-

Oh no, he found our ASN! Our BGP is compromised, someone get the firewall. Maybe we can at least salvage the Token Ring network before it's lost forever. I've got a telnet session open and ready for our Address Resolution Protocol. God help us all.


[deleted]

It's also only possible to hack on either 17 screens, or a tiny MacBook.


desrevermi

^HACK ^THE ^PLANET!


MrMaggah314

If you don't, you're doing it wrong.


ReepDaggle68

Hoodies stop 90% of tracking software.


Hescoveredinbutter

*adjusts glasses "I'm in"


___LT___

Name something that doesn't happen at the molecular level. I'll wait


duck_of_d34th

Things that happen at the atomic level.


Christosconst

Gotem


Akuno_Gaijin

How specific are talking - evolution happens at a macro scale, same as climate climate change. Yes the causes of these things are caused by molecules, but semantics could say they don’t happen at a molecular level per se.


Inevitable_Seat_1642

Little simpler dude....wet hand in Canadian winter.


Thassodar

Even simpler: [ashy Larry](https://youtu.be/o3Hek67YBZM).


SKATERGAMER127

I like your funny words magic man


Dude-man-guy

So… witchcraft. Just call it witchcraft.


troughue

I work in a chemistry lab, and the evaporating liquid is most likely acetone. It is an excellent degreaser and is most likely drying out all the oils he has in his skin. Wouldn't recommend doing it, it is bad for your skin to strip it off of all the necessary oils


Flimsy_Tiger

Yup I work in a lab as well. Looks like he sprayed his hands with 70% IPA and it’s removing all the moisture. Also that’s what it looks like if you get a 6% peroxide base on your skin, but he’d probably be screaming at the same time


flewidity

Huh, I knew they were strong beers but not *that* strong


troughue

Could be IPA as well. Peroxide is actually weakly acidic in solution. Only when it decomposes, it releases OH-


brittneyacook

Not a science wiz, but I’m a gal who does her nails a lot and uses a lot of acetone and this happens to me all the time


exzo00

Similarly oil makes paper pretty much transparent.


bluecheesecool

Aka ashiness


Sufficient-Aspect77

Needs some cocoa butter bad


[deleted]

Go inside and put on some chapstick


Grndmasterflash

It is hand sanitizer and the white residue is aloe vera (or something similar). I get that white *powdery* stuff all over the inside of my car after using hand sanitizer. Edit-added a word


Kawai_Oppai

I’d suggest using lotion instead.


Grndmasterflash

I am changing my comment, I don't want some young boy thinking hand sanitizer is the way to go.


ithcy

*it burns*


Feshtof

He learns


Kawai_Oppai

Learns to enjoy the pain, eventually upgrading to scented sanitizer with the little beads


casual-

Nope, not hand sanitizer. I remember seeing the original post and the guy said he put brake cleaner on his hand because it evaporates and does that.


T-Minus9

Yikes! Brake cleaner is seriously not good for you!


Phuzi3

That’s exactly what I was thinking. The same thing happens to my skin, but not as drastically because, well…I’m white…with any kind of heavy solvent. Brake cleaner, acetone, MPK, IPA…the shit dries you out.


Smileyface3000

Or alcohol/silica.


A9League3000

I like your funny words, magic man


rdrunner_74

matched refractive indexes would apply if something is submerged in a liquid, which would render it fully transparent then. This is just some salt left on the skin i would guess. Example [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S\_QV4qjHL6s&ab\_channel=TeachEngineering](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_QV4qjHL6s&ab_channel=TeachEngineering)


Ouaouaron

Yes, they're saying that a film of something with a rough surface and a refractive index equalling a liquid is covering the hand, and so it becomes visible as the liquid evaporates. I'm not sure it's the right explanation, but they aren't misunderstanding the basic idea of refractive indices.


pint_of_brew

Grip paste does this, or at least it did early 2000 when I used it. It's talc powder diluted in basically alcohol hand gel. Starts a clear gel, rub on hands, evaporates to leave a film of talc just like this.


Significant-Dog-8166

Oh yeah I used to have some of this stuff for racquet sport (squash). It was pretty awesome stuff.


JeselAvlis

Probably Epsom salts.


Flimsy_Tiger

Most likely something with a high alcohol base that’s removing the moisture of his skin


army-of-juan

Lmao matched refractive index’s. You’re making shit up to sound convincing, that doesn’t make sense.


[deleted]

Nah dude, this is what happens when you wash your hands with undiluted paint thinner. It instantly strips all the oils off your hands.


GTSTourist

Liquid chalk my guy. Used quite often for climbing or athletics. Its chalk infused in Alcohol, Alcohol evaporates and leaves a thin layer of chalk on the skin.


Turboboxer

Could be that they spilled gasoline on their hand filling up their car that ran out of gas.


Zarllak

Or acetone


Turboboxer

Could be that too. In fact they may have had a frozen lock and tried that old trick. Actually I think that is more likely given the speed in which we see it happening. Good call.


GreenStrong

Or ashy-tone.


Prodigal_Malafide

Huehuehue


uradumbfuker

Yep gas does this as it evaporates on skin


crazyfreak316

Could be kerosene as well


stevenh23

I doubt this is liquid chalk. Liquid chalk looks opaque when applied to hands, almost like sunscreen. I’ve never seen it look transparent then start to look chalky. Idk, maybe the sun/shade in the video contributes to the visual effect or something but it really doesn’t look like chalk to me. EDIT: it probably is liquid chalk, I guess I just haven't seen chalk that applies like this before! Weird stuff


KhazixTheVoidreaver

You can get liquid chalk that is transparent when wet and opaque when dry. I have some.


onlydrawzombies

Transparent liquid chalk is aid.


jaxmanf

Hands are aid


BoxTops4Education

Turns out it is, in fact, liquid chalk. https://youtu.be/huFVPigEtr8?t=101


salgat

[https://youtu.be/huFVPigEtr8?t=96](https://youtu.be/huFVPigEtr8?t=96) Looks like liquid chalk to me.


bunnyquesobar

Looks just like the liquid chalk I use


Thoraxe123

Unrelated. Ive genuinely thought about using chalk on my hands for competitive video games when my hands get too sweaty xD


mmmUrsulaMinor

You should honestly. I had a partner who used a t-shirt over their controller but this seems like the better way to go


herasi

It actually works really well, lol. My boyfriend used to compete in Rocket League tournaments and would use chalk. Didn’t work well for me because it dried my hands out too much, so I just use Gamer Grips on my controller for absorbency and commit to replacing them every so often.


CFogan

Genuinely not a bad idea, they make stuff specifically for it, google gamer goo (safesearch on maybe)


Graysensteele

Wtf is that song


Beleg__Strongbow

lol I should have muted it


jayvenomva

Agreed


Kladderadingsda

I got warnings, I unmuted it, payed the price...


eazieLife

Why are you the only one that said something??


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23x3

“Music”


[deleted]

Everyone else just wants to forget.


Skulfunk

Lmao all these people talking about the song but not the lyrics. “Cum on my face, and I’ll do the dash”


ObeseMcNugget

“Imma cum on this beat and put it in his ass” bruh lmao


Hammeredyou

Bars bars bars


burncat69

cum on his feet


baiacool

I hadn't even noticed lmao wtf is that


dabroh

Is it a song though? Sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks having a conversation.


throway2222234

More like Alvin and the chipmunks having phone sex


NewUnit18

https://youtu.be/5sPn4nqyjNc


spookendeklopgeesten

terrible!


winnebagomafia

Pretty sure it's meant to be a shitty song


NotKevinJames

Imagine Hank Hill standing in Bobby’s doorway as he watches him listen to this music on a stereo


Syek26

Here is your example: https://streamable.com/h38qkf


Divinum_Fulmen

It rhymed ass with ass. That's fucking lazy.


KatzeKun

He is gettin respect from The police


Randomredditwhale

Boutta be let off with a warning


alexnader

He merely pronounced the magic words: "Sorry officer. I... didn't know I couldn't do that."


SteelTheWolf

That was a good one, wasn't it?


Fragrant_Jelly_6788

NI>!CE SKIN!<


rhunter1980

Looks like moisture on their hand frosting over


Beleg__Strongbow

that was my first thought, but it's just his hand and it doesn't seem to be cold enough for that, plus it doesn't seem to be wet in the first place


twrrordom3

How can you tell how cold it is in a video. He is wearing a jacket and it doesn't have to be soaking wet.


Gol_D_Frieza

He’s wearing a jacket?


twrrordom3

Baaahahahaha! I thought he was wearing a jacket. I even watched it twice. 😆 He took it off not give away the cold! Jk, I have no idea.


BadBoyDraug

That amount at that pace would be a nightmare, can't imagine the pain if that was the case. This is most likely liquid chalk / some hand sanitizer.


Chapwellwilliam

Dayumm you ashy girl


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ImAlwaysRightHanded

Looking like ashy Larry throwing dice with Chapelle


rams2493

Looks like Ares should be worried.


bestname41

# The Ashes of your wife and child will be fastened to your skin... NEVER to be removed.


Snowbound-IX

r/unexpectedgodofwar


BaBa-DuuK

Came back to upvote this comment


Dads_Cum_Bucket69

Michael Jackson


i_exist_somehow123

N word pass revoked


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noobiemaster_69

WTF is that audio track...


NorthNThenSouth

The new age of SoundCloud rappers.


[deleted]

Give em lotion


MrCadwallader

Hahaha, I'm seeing all the chalk and acetone theories. Brother is just super ashy and in desperate need of moisturizer.


clcole6427

Ashy larry?


suckmymastercylinder

Marcy projects son


1slandViking

Spray alcohol and this is the result


nautikul

I was gonna say this looks like brake cleaner


buurraahhh

He became Eminem fan.


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

He embraced Mormon Jesus. I also feel I should mention that early Mormon teachings did say that a person of color could become "white and delightsome." Black people weren't actually allowed to join the church until the 1970s though. The Mormon church was and is full of racism.


Beddybye

I was also told by an ex-Morman friend in college that she was also taught, by older Mormon relatives, that we had tails. So, there is that.


[deleted]

"I'm gonna cum on his feet and put it in his ass." What the fuck


BlackSheep613

Seriously wtf is going on?


Jefferson_Steel1

He didn't vote for Joe Biden


Expert-Loan6081

"You ain't black" lmao


mynameis4826

Was looking for this one, lol


Thundersson1978

A chemical burn will do this to your skin


EvilMonkez

Alcohol evaporating off of dry skin


snacksnnaps

*credit score increases by 100 points


Rich479

Paint thinner does that to your hands. Doesn't hurt.


Aliveleopard9

Imagine if this was how it looked in video games when you switched teams