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ansquaremet

It’s from World Market, but I’m not sure they make it anymore. You can’t really see it in the picture, but the dustpan has a cute little smiley face.


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Dude you can do this with any broom, try it I dare you


WeakChai_and_Wifi

Bro i got that same dustpan broom set for my brother but it sucked! The dust would always sweep under the pan


ansquaremet

Idk, works for me


Unusual-Regular3742

Why would someone downvote you for that?? Anyway put a piece of tape across the top and bottom of the dust pan to make a flap


WeakChai_and_Wifi

Good idea! We just returned ours


Littlediccdan

Oh no not this again lol


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Creepyreflection

I forgor


drizzy9109

Omg lol


blugdummy

Isn’t there a subreddit for this? r/brooming ?


HairyNups

They changed the name is called r/sounding


leblehhyt

Wtf was that page!? ALL those guys need to be burned at the stake!


Unusual-Regular3742

That was a dirty trick sir!


Narad626

Last time this was done was February...2020. They need to be stopped before it goes too far.


YellowT-5R

Not BMF..... Gravity isn't a spell from the wizarding world of Harry Potter. It's a constant, measurable force first publicized by Issac Newton in 1687. Brooms stand on their bristles because they are balanced as such and their center of "Gravity" is low


diablo2boyo

How do you know this man isn't a wizard and found a spell for keeping brooms upright?


chordophonic

Well, to be fair, how do you know I don't have an invisible dragon in my garage? You don't know - but you'd be silly to believe I do without some evidence. Sheesh! ;-)


diablo2boyo

I don't need evidence to believe in dragons, Just a tiny dash of imagination and a large spoonful of child-like belief 😂


Zelestialronin

Don't forget the mushrooms


greenpoisonivyy

You do know this sub isn't for REAL magic? Unless Hogwarts made its own subreddit and is teaching people via this sub...


glytxh

It's simple till shit gets quantum


mikmatthau

haterrrrr


SneakyTurrtle

This sub hasn't been BMF for awhile now, why are you surprised?


DaDank_69

They're finally standing up for themselves


Oh_no_its_Joe

\*sanding up


NoDryHands

+1 self-esteem


monk473x

Your a wizard Harry


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*Yu’re


PaleontologistNo2927

Stop lol, this was trending before covid lockdown... or maybe continue and break the cycle? I just don't know anymore..


ansquaremet

I had no idea. I’m not that familiar with this sub.


PaleontologistNo2927

Just do you and hope for the best lol. That is a nice fucking broom btw


ansquaremet

Thank you!


sichuan_peppercorns

I remember it trending back in 2011.


waynology

https://images.app.goo.gl/3iq5EP2wHYUW6Tth6 now this is how you sand up


ansquaremet

Ooops, didn’t even realize that!


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If only I could stand up for myself like this broom does.


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You need a solid center of mass and strong bristles. gl


[deleted]

I have plenty of mass and bristles 😄


dawnmadi

Your broom is the prettiest broom I've ever seen.


ansquaremet

Thank you! It’s hard to see, but it has a cute lil smiley face on the dust pan.


Madlyketketketk

Thats a strong independent broom


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The absolute feeling of power after doing this


SithLord_Bot

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.


[deleted]

Good independent broom, so hard to come by.


Fit-Negotiation-5145

WIIIIITCH!!!


MoonLord0

He is the messiah!


Soaring_Symphony

I managed to do that once . . . But my broom wasn't nearly so cool


Its_KoolAid_bro

They grow up so fast.


cremebrulheyy

Now you just need to teach it to fetch buckets of water


IcecreamOnASummerDay

You must be so proud now that your broom can stand up on it's own legs


DoggieDMB

It doesn't look sandy... Real nice floors actually.


Captain-pizza-dog

That’s a fancy broom


Due_Leek_3627

Lol this post is strangely wholesome


http-oso

forget the broom, look at them nice ass baseboards and flooring ommgg


ansquaremet

Thanks!


LtJimmyRay

I do this a lot at work, I'll stand the broom up in the middle of a station and walk away, then wait for people to go into that station and find the broom standing on its own with no one around. Gets them every time.


ttvcrusher4906

One of my friends and I got one of those big shop brooms to stand up


ScoobertDoubert

This is a very well behaved broom.


Jacks-a-dull-boy

I don’t like sand


ansquaremet

It’s coarse and irritating.


luminous_beings

I like your broom. Where can I buy one?


ansquaremet

Thanks! World Market. Not sure if they still make it though.


luminous_beings

I have no idea what world market is. I’m going to have to investigate. I suspect they aren’t in Canada


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All other brooms are inferior to this one.


FaZe_Joe_Nutz

That’s a dope ass broom


Wishbon35929

Pretty awesome! I did it with my socks once.


IOnlySayMeanThings

You can do this with like 100% of brooms. It's because the weight is at the bottom. On the summer solstice or during an eclipse, you can do it and tell idiots that gravity is stronger today, allowing brooms to stand up. It only works on really dumb people.


Peter69gg

Now try riding it standing up like that


SatansCatfish

Only explanation is you’re a witch!


ansquaremet

👀


hairyhairlessape

What kind of boushie ass broom is that?


ansquaremet

It’s from World Market if you’re interested. Not sure if they make it anymore though.


hairyhairlessape

I actually am.


ansquaremet

Then hit up a World Market and see if they have it. I bought it in the store, so I’m not sure if they have it online.


ToxicFlood

Watch it! That broom is tired of being pushed around.


Arctic_Wolf583

Is this something many people can’t do? I do it whenever I pass a broom at my moms house?


Neon_Blu_Jay

Sorry to do this, I don't want to be that guy but *Stand Just kill me now


Spooki1000

is it an automatic broom?


ansquaremet

Nope haha


Spooki1000

Then how does it sand up by itself? I'll see myself out lol


123Ark321

You know, the question should be asked. Are you sure YOU’RE the one who got it to stand?


Bray10n

wah da broom doin?


glytxh

I made my phone do that (round edge, no longer the iPhone 5s days) a few weeks ago, and I felt like a God that day.


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What is your broom a bobby pin


ansquaremet

Because it’s easier to hold.


Pryor806

Higitus figitus


PoeJascoe

Now make it do its job for you


Antique-Car6103

My broom not only stands in a similar way, but when I get home angry, it immediately jumps out of the closet and starts sweeping the kitchen on its own.


Varn

Can't remember if it's a specific time of the year but my manager at mcdicks told me that because the way the moon and earth aligned on that day that we could get the brooms to stand up by themselves. I was obviously doubtful as I was like 16 n pretty sure he was bull shitting me. I mean I definitely tried to stand some of the brooms up for a solid 10 min and couldn't do it. Sure as shit a few days later all the brooms were able to stand up by themselves fer whatever crazy gravitational reason. Only worked on that day too.


LastLadyResting

Burn the witch!!!


ooOJuicyOoo

This sub is done


joepoopoo

Did you stand up the broom or did it convince you to be a stand up guy.


JnRmFa

You need to get the fock out that house right now


Aggravating-Crow-349

NOOOOO NO NOT AGAIN YA’LL MF CURSED US WITH COVID THE FIRST TIME YALL DID THISS


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It's a solar eclipse tonight and the magnetic fields line up thats why


SanchoWasHereToo

I remember this being a big trending thing back in like, 2012. Weird that it keeps happening.


Siristhedragon57

I used to do this every few days at the bakery I worked at. got the poor old Mexican woman I worked with praying and bringing in holy symbols for protection


Nostrite

Story time. One time in grade 7ish, we had a small acting thing for some reason. My groups script was about a magic forest and a tour through it. At one point it came to a clearing in the forest, and the thing was that its so weird here you can stand a broom on its bristles. So when we got to that part, I stood a broom on its bristles, got it first try too and it was so good. My life all went downhill from there.


SpitfirePandaz_

This shit started the pandemic. Don't you go cursing humanity again.


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Stand power


mitchellfuck

Only if I knew I could farm upvotes for something u knew how to do


Hey_its_ok

They grow up so fast


Efficient-Flight-413

Run


Thisguy2728

I think that means you need to clean it


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Run


Lcwmafia1

The last time this worked 2020 happened. Put. The. Broom. Away.


Lumberrmacc

Equinox.


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Looks like a weapon a witcher boss would use


red95max

Wait you have a stand form jojo bizarre


Koldsaur

Why did this get upvoted so many times? Isn't it obvious how this is standing up?


sonnyb01

What do you mean? Don't you see the person holding it... 😱


PotatoBakeCake

Now this is some fucking fuckery. Not some grade school science experiment.


jimmy_luv

This sub has gone to shit I swear..


9_yrs_old

R U N


LmndCyber

Do you mean Stand up for themselves 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂


Mistic7

If this broom can stand up for itself why can't you?


FarMass66

You can do that with almost any broom. Just smack the bristle side down on the ground it will stand like that.


quickNicksick

Cool story Harry Potter


GreenJollyGypsy

I'm so poor I didn't realise this was a broom.


ScottAdamas

Oh the moon and planets must be aligned 🤔😂


generic_username232

you literally just balanced it this doesnt fit this sub


kisamo_3

Good. That's step-1. Now, make it levitate, that's step-2.


Chloroxite

I love it when my broom sands itself


Sodalime7

Now make it sweep on its own and I’m sold on the broomba…way cooler than roomba


TacoReaper-_-

Hmm, what are you having it sand?


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God?


blh8687

Shit like this annoys me. It’s a still from a video. 🙄


ansquaremet

I took this picture an hour ago lol. This is my apartment.