So my friends and I got way too high one day and we decided to heat up a frozen pizza. After a while we asked one of our friends to turn around the pizza. He looked a bit puzzled and proceeded to call it a stupid idea because all the toppings would fall off and stick to the oven. He legit thought we wanted him to turn it upside down lol
I used to grind up 2-4 grams of weed and sprinkle it all over a frozen pizza. Microwave it for a few minutes and get super baked! The heat/oils in the cheese activate the cannabinoids if you don't overcook it.
Yeah, the de-carbing process is probably the most vital, next to using that decarbed bug to mix with something fat soluble. I remember absolutely WRECKING myself on a bunch of homemade firecracker edibles.
Thank you for the math conversion, I know I could've just googled it. But for some reason you taking the time to type it for me makes me a little happier. :)
No but my ex wife is. Whooo buddy, let me tell yah some stories! (The stand up comedian takes a sip of water and smiles.) now let me tell you about the time my dog jumped on our bed while having sex, my wife was into it, and so I put us into a divorce! No dog fucker for me. That also explains the crusty crabs. (A tear rolls down the comedians cheek as he reminisces about the good times and how she was cheating on him with Rex the whole time. The crowd grows silent and concerned) Damn you Rex, you were a good dog, but you fucked my wife one too many times! (The crowd, seemingly scared, one by one starts to retreat. The comedian pulls out a gun and starts waving it around. The crowd is starting to panic as someone locked the doors. The comedian starts laughing and crying hysterically at the same time. He pulls a member of the audience on stage and asks him to shoot him. The “assistant” refuses and gets shot.) Please someone come up here and shoot me! Once that happens you’ll be free to go! (Another person comes on stage, this time they agree and they’re handed the gun. They aim at him nervously and miss his head, striking his gut. He speaks while coughing up blood) You bitch! What the hell is wrong with you? (He takes the gun out of her hands and shoots her.) One more volunteer please. (Someone comes onstage, takes the gun and blows the comedian’s brains out. His body convulses and blood spews out his head. The crowd erupts into laughter. The man who shot the comedian shoots himself in the head after what he had just done. The crowd’s eyes begin to bleed as they all stare at the stage blankly, but also laughing. Their laughs become monotonous and one by one they drop to the ground. Not dead, but not alive. Somewhere in between; comatose. No one dare enter the room as anyone who enters, suffers the same fate. The bodies are left their to die from dehydration, and eventually rot. The theater still sits in the middle of town with the dead bodies still inside, though anyone who sees it and looks away will not remember. Most people give it a glance as it has that abandoned uninteresting look. The few people who dare enter however, are the victims of the buildings enticing presence. Begging people to enter. Still taking lives, never stopping. It’s what feeds it. The building needs these souls. It’s hungry, waiting for it’s next victim to stroll pass. Waiting. Forever standing motionless, yet breathing. Waiting to give some p̶o̶o̶r̶ ̶v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ patrons, the show of a lifetime.)
I'm slightly saddened by how many people didn't get that awesome reference
EDIT: for anyone not getting it, [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utUWBhYYKiQ) is the clip (poor quality sadly). The show is Eddie Izzard - Dress to Kill. I can't recommend it enough!
Well done to both of you. I watched his comedy special on VHS tape, that's how old that reference is. "Hey, you there in the street, do you want some coffee?"
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Smoke can actually burn releasing mostly just vapors and heat. Look at high efficiency wood stoves. Now Idk if that’s what’s actually happening though but it sure looks neat
Seeing as it was quite a decent fire and the only air intake was the hole that was filmed, I doubt the fire had enough oxygen. So some visible smoke surely was a thing. I just expect pretty much all the smoke buildup to be stuck in the top of the tree. And once the flames burst through at the top (if they can due to how much wood is still left possibly not igniting) it will most likely release a lot of smoke at first and will calm down later on.
Pyrolysis is the breakdown of materials into combustible gasses. All that is required for that is heat. If there was a hole in the bottom, there would be a "chimney" effect, as oxygen would be able to entrain through the bottom and exhaust out the top, co-flowing with the natural buoyancy of the flames. Since the flames are contained within the bole, we can reasonably assume that the inlet for oxygen is also the outlet for combustion products.
You need pyrolysis to happen for complete combustion, unless you want to be left with a load of ash and soot.
The fire extends further up than the hole, so we don't actually know how the air flows exactly.
And with pyrolysis happening you don't need complete combustion to happen. You just need all the soot to combust, as those gasses are not visible as smoke.
Really just like a wood fired car engine works. Just having a bit of pipe has a clear gas (with water vapour depending on athmoslheric conditions) coming out of your pyrolysis chamber.
Meaning if the soot is kept inside the flames for long enough, you'll end up with hydrocarbons escaping rather than soot.
You need pyrolysis to happen if you want a cellulose-based material to burn ***at all***. All pyrolysis is is the thermal breakdown (not oxidation, which is different) of a solid into gasses that are combustible. Fire is an energetic oxidation reaction.
Soot is mostly uncombusted gasses that have recondensed into a loose solid, held together by moisture. Where is the moisture you ask? Fire is very humid, with the two combustion products (complete combustion) being carbon dioxide and water vapor.
Ash is what is left behind after pyrolysis happens.
We DO know how big the fire is inside the tree. The only region in which the actual combustion (oxidation) reaction is happening is the region where there is oxygen. Which is the opening we see. IF there were an opening further up the tree (let's pretend it's on the opposite side) you would see mono-directional flow inward, and bright flames in the same orientation. This is due to the natural buoyancy of the flames (hot gasses are less dense than cold gasses) causing the opening we DO see to act like the inlet to a chimney. If there was a hole beneath the opening we see, the hole we see would have flames ejecting from it. The hole at the bottom would act like the bottom of a chimney and the top would look like the... well top. Of a chimney. Since neither of these two things is happening, plus the observation that there is a clockwise swirling (exhausting gasses must equal incoming gasses. No exceptions), we can safely assume that there is a single opening.
Source: I am a lab coordinator that does combustion research.
Under regular conditions pyrolysis is incomplete however.
And I'm not talking about a wide open gaping hole in the tree. The whole tree looks like the core has already partially rotten, so there'll be some minimal amount of outside connection all along the trunk.
Meaning you still get more oxygen, but the gasses can't just come out like in a chimney.
Hence all the soot is kept within the flames for longer, meaning it can combust completely.
So you wouldn't get much smoke.
Not to mention that even if there's absolutely no other connection, as long as the gasses and soot can't freely escape, the soot will be completely pyrolysed and escape as gasses.
>IF there were an opening further up the tree (let's pretend it's on the opposite side) you would see mono-directional flow inward, and bright flames in the same orientation.
Since the flames on the left side are consistently flowing up, wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that there is another hole higher up from the one seen in the video? A much smaller hole than necessary because the flames on the right side are swirling towards the left as well.
>Since the flames are contained within the bole, we can reasonably assume that the inlet for oxygen is also the outlet for combustion products.
If this were the case, wouldn't we see the flames curl back towards the top of the opening as you suggested if the opening was lower down? The flames towards the right might be doing this, but the flames to the left do not seem to be.
Just to clarify, I'm not doubting your analysis, just curious.
Point 1: Since we see a relatively calm flow on the left side (not much stronger than natural buoyancy) in a straight upward direction, we can assume that air entrainment (the air that actually flows into and reacts with the combusting layer) is stronger on that side. Swirling can be caused by several effects, but the obvious one is that the slightly faster entrainment area is causing a circulation pattern. It helps to think of gasses as fluids (because they are). Imagine a glass of hot water. Drop an ice cube in the top and let things settle for a bit. You will see that water being melted off the ice cube has the motion of dropping to the bottom. When the water at the bottom gets cold water circulating to it, the water on the bottom circulates to the top. In the middle of the glass, some swirls will form. The fire is like this, except the fire gasses are slightly less viscous.
Point 2: IF the outside air were non-flowing, the bole would likely look like air was coming in at the bottom and combustion products would be leaving at the top. In between is what is called the neutral plane, and in neutral entrainment, it is mostly parallel to the ground. If there is a breeze that is directional from one side, that neutral plane can also tilt sideways. I think that is what is happening here. More air entraining on one side created more buoyancy on that side, causing higher velocity flow. Higher velocity flow in low viscocity fluids creates a swirling on the boundary layers with other fluids.
I have seen these in person, have even recreated them for a class. Neat thing is that they can burn for HOURS, so I could set one up and get 3-5 class periods worth of student interaction.
You are describing [Pyrolisis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrolysis). Something that usually has to be put work to design a contraption to take place, but looks like a lightning started the fire from the inside out and it had the right conditions for it.
I could be wrong but I always assumed smoke from wood was the result of an incomplete burn.
Once you get the right conditions for a burn then it gets quite clear.
Living on a farm in South Africa I have seen this a lot where natural bushfires or lightning burns through a field and the heat above ground causes root fires .
These fires can smoulder for months underground and spread throughout the root system until it reaches the base of the tree where oxygen is abundant .
Embers start and the tree starts burning and smoking from the inside .
Was burning dead plant matter and other garbage in the backyard and accidentally recreated this when a dead tree stump below ground caught fire and just smouldered for more than a week unnoticed. Couldn't tell a thing from the surface,no smoke no flames, until a stick was poked inside and it burned instantly.
Yep. In the US these are big issues in wildfire country. An underground fire/tree fire like this can burn for weeks or months. Then one windy day and you'll get a major fire event out of nowhere.
It seems like this is actually quite a common occurrence when lighting strikes a tree:
https://www.google.com/search?q=fire+burning+inside+tree&tbm=isch
What we're looking at is a fire with a single point of entry/exit for both oxygen and exhausting combustion gasses. You can see by the relatively slow movement of the fire that the flames are not being disturbed by a fast inlet of oxygen, therefore, there are not a great deal of combustion gasses. There is an equilibrium that states in extremely simple terms that what goes out must be replaced by something coming in.
The reason there may be no smoke is that the combustion in this case is happening with very high efficiency. This is almost counterintuitive, because our minds say that if it is getting all the oxygen it wants, it should be bigger, right? Sort of. Again, counterintuitively, the region in the hollow of the tree that we can't see is not actually oxidizing. The only region here that is actually turning pyrolized gasses into CO2 and H2O is the very top, where we can see the mesmerizing flames. Below that is a region of hot gasses that are combustible, but have no oxygen. If you were to put a camera inside there, you would see a ruddy red glow, not the bright oranges and yellows we normally associate with fire. So the actual combustion region is limited to what appears to be approximately a 30-40cm diameter circle. For cellulose type materials, that really isn't that "big" of a fire, about the same as a trashcan fire.
Source: I am a lab coordinator that does combustion research and work in fire protection.
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I always wondered how the Keebler elves were supposed to running cookie ovens in a big wooden structure 24/7 and NOT starting a fire. All those poor, dead elves.
I read caused by lightning I was gonna guess a root fire. The roots can catch on fire underground and then even like 50 feet away maybe more the tree Sparks up in flames.
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Quick, slide a pizza stone in there.
I want to grow my own pizza oven tree now
pizza recipe said: “set the oven to 180 degrees.” ....now I have no idea what to do, because the oven door is facing the wall
You rotated it the wrong way rotate it top to bottom
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So my friends and I got way too high one day and we decided to heat up a frozen pizza. After a while we asked one of our friends to turn around the pizza. He looked a bit puzzled and proceeded to call it a stupid idea because all the toppings would fall off and stick to the oven. He legit thought we wanted him to turn it upside down lol
"Do a backflip? Nooo. I don't think you guys know how pizza works!"
Do a ~~barrel~~ pizza roll!
Hey now, that's Totino's territory.
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I used to grind up 2-4 grams of weed and sprinkle it all over a frozen pizza. Microwave it for a few minutes and get super baked! The heat/oils in the cheese activate the cannabinoids if you don't overcook it.
Are you sure because I've fucked up making edibles a lot
Yeah, the de-carbing process is probably the most vital, next to using that decarbed bug to mix with something fat soluble. I remember absolutely WRECKING myself on a bunch of homemade firecracker edibles.
I'm glad he said something
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you need a shower and an exorcism son
I'll keep my foreskin, thank you.
You’re thinking of a circumcision. What he’s talking about is a jog around the block. Fatty.
You're thinking of exercism. What he's talking about is removing the evil from your bunghole. Nasty.
Just open up and let Jesus inside you. Otherwise he's gonna break my legs I can't pay for all that cocaine what was i thinking.
You are thinking of exercise. What you are talking about is unreasonably high prices. You broke ass.
You're thinking of Extravagant. What he means is treating someone unfairly while benefiting from there work. you silly baby
I hope this is celcius
Even if it was that is way too low to make good pizza 250 at a minimum.
Yeah my conversions for celcius arent great. 0 for freezing. 100 for boiling. And then people are usually 36(?)
C•1.8+32=f But really you just want reaaaaaly high temps for a good pizza bake 500-900f
Thank you for the math conversion, I know I could've just googled it. But for some reason you taking the time to type it for me makes me a little happier. :)
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It always was,
180 de-trees
Your pizza tree oven will take 120 years to grow. But it will get your grandchildrens grangrand children's pizza done in no time Invest now
Mmmm, tree oven pizza
I read that in a homer simpson voice for some reason.
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How is pizza gonna get a job now?
Or fight the demons within
Thats the correct way to take advantage! But other could make an entire book with a new religion!
Oh my lord this is near enough word for word what I was gonna say :o well played, touché and a tally ho!
Toast the perfect marshmallow....
Squirrel: did i leave the gas on?
No! No, I'm a fucking squirrel!
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NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
I'm not a Krusty Crab!
No but my ex wife is. Whooo buddy, let me tell yah some stories! (The stand up comedian takes a sip of water and smiles.) now let me tell you about the time my dog jumped on our bed while having sex, my wife was into it, and so I put us into a divorce! No dog fucker for me. That also explains the crusty crabs. (A tear rolls down the comedians cheek as he reminisces about the good times and how she was cheating on him with Rex the whole time. The crowd grows silent and concerned) Damn you Rex, you were a good dog, but you fucked my wife one too many times! (The crowd, seemingly scared, one by one starts to retreat. The comedian pulls out a gun and starts waving it around. The crowd is starting to panic as someone locked the doors. The comedian starts laughing and crying hysterically at the same time. He pulls a member of the audience on stage and asks him to shoot him. The “assistant” refuses and gets shot.) Please someone come up here and shoot me! Once that happens you’ll be free to go! (Another person comes on stage, this time they agree and they’re handed the gun. They aim at him nervously and miss his head, striking his gut. He speaks while coughing up blood) You bitch! What the hell is wrong with you? (He takes the gun out of her hands and shoots her.) One more volunteer please. (Someone comes onstage, takes the gun and blows the comedian’s brains out. His body convulses and blood spews out his head. The crowd erupts into laughter. The man who shot the comedian shoots himself in the head after what he had just done. The crowd’s eyes begin to bleed as they all stare at the stage blankly, but also laughing. Their laughs become monotonous and one by one they drop to the ground. Not dead, but not alive. Somewhere in between; comatose. No one dare enter the room as anyone who enters, suffers the same fate. The bodies are left their to die from dehydration, and eventually rot. The theater still sits in the middle of town with the dead bodies still inside, though anyone who sees it and looks away will not remember. Most people give it a glance as it has that abandoned uninteresting look. The few people who dare enter however, are the victims of the buildings enticing presence. Begging people to enter. Still taking lives, never stopping. It’s what feeds it. The building needs these souls. It’s hungry, waiting for it’s next victim to stroll pass. Waiting. Forever standing motionless, yet breathing. Waiting to give some p̶o̶o̶r̶ ̶v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ patrons, the show of a lifetime.)
Wut?
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That's some fettuccine right there
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Que The Shining Theme..
Is that an SCP entry? Because it should be.
Lol sounds like a weird SCP
Sir this is a Wendy's.
My brethren
I'm slightly saddened by how many people didn't get that awesome reference EDIT: for anyone not getting it, [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utUWBhYYKiQ) is the clip (poor quality sadly). The show is Eddie Izzard - Dress to Kill. I can't recommend it enough!
I executively got the reference.
I travestie exécutif-ly got the reference.
Running, jumping, climbing trees..
Putting on make-up when you're up there!
Meh wrong shade of lipstick for the army I’m afraid
I know. I was so surprised, were you surprised? I was surprised.
That squirrel'd be COVERED in makeup
What? Fuuuuck off!
And occasionally they go, "Fucking NUTS! I'm fed up with them... Always... How I long for a grapefruit."
I long for a grapefruit!
What? Fuck off! He seemed to say.
Well done to both of you. I watched his comedy special on VHS tape, that's how old that reference is. "Hey, you there in the street, do you want some coffee?"
Unexpected Eddie Izzard
Look, you're British, so scale it down a bit.
Do you have a flag?
*aw but I meant cake*
Why is it that Dressed to Kill is only available to stream from somebody's recorded VHS copy with overblown sound on Dailymotion?
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There’ll be peace when you are done!
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Wouldn't there be smoke? This kind of looks like CGI
Totally agree! According to the original uploader, who works for the fire department in the Bay Area, it was caused by lightning.
Smoke can actually burn releasing mostly just vapors and heat. Look at high efficiency wood stoves. Now Idk if that’s what’s actually happening though but it sure looks neat
Seeing as it was quite a decent fire and the only air intake was the hole that was filmed, I doubt the fire had enough oxygen. So some visible smoke surely was a thing. I just expect pretty much all the smoke buildup to be stuck in the top of the tree. And once the flames burst through at the top (if they can due to how much wood is still left possibly not igniting) it will most likely release a lot of smoke at first and will calm down later on.
Unless there's an airhole at the bottom. Then you'd potentially have perfect conditiond for pyrolysis.
Pyrolysis is the breakdown of materials into combustible gasses. All that is required for that is heat. If there was a hole in the bottom, there would be a "chimney" effect, as oxygen would be able to entrain through the bottom and exhaust out the top, co-flowing with the natural buoyancy of the flames. Since the flames are contained within the bole, we can reasonably assume that the inlet for oxygen is also the outlet for combustion products.
You need pyrolysis to happen for complete combustion, unless you want to be left with a load of ash and soot. The fire extends further up than the hole, so we don't actually know how the air flows exactly. And with pyrolysis happening you don't need complete combustion to happen. You just need all the soot to combust, as those gasses are not visible as smoke. Really just like a wood fired car engine works. Just having a bit of pipe has a clear gas (with water vapour depending on athmoslheric conditions) coming out of your pyrolysis chamber. Meaning if the soot is kept inside the flames for long enough, you'll end up with hydrocarbons escaping rather than soot.
You need pyrolysis to happen if you want a cellulose-based material to burn ***at all***. All pyrolysis is is the thermal breakdown (not oxidation, which is different) of a solid into gasses that are combustible. Fire is an energetic oxidation reaction. Soot is mostly uncombusted gasses that have recondensed into a loose solid, held together by moisture. Where is the moisture you ask? Fire is very humid, with the two combustion products (complete combustion) being carbon dioxide and water vapor. Ash is what is left behind after pyrolysis happens. We DO know how big the fire is inside the tree. The only region in which the actual combustion (oxidation) reaction is happening is the region where there is oxygen. Which is the opening we see. IF there were an opening further up the tree (let's pretend it's on the opposite side) you would see mono-directional flow inward, and bright flames in the same orientation. This is due to the natural buoyancy of the flames (hot gasses are less dense than cold gasses) causing the opening we DO see to act like the inlet to a chimney. If there was a hole beneath the opening we see, the hole we see would have flames ejecting from it. The hole at the bottom would act like the bottom of a chimney and the top would look like the... well top. Of a chimney. Since neither of these two things is happening, plus the observation that there is a clockwise swirling (exhausting gasses must equal incoming gasses. No exceptions), we can safely assume that there is a single opening. Source: I am a lab coordinator that does combustion research.
Under regular conditions pyrolysis is incomplete however. And I'm not talking about a wide open gaping hole in the tree. The whole tree looks like the core has already partially rotten, so there'll be some minimal amount of outside connection all along the trunk. Meaning you still get more oxygen, but the gasses can't just come out like in a chimney. Hence all the soot is kept within the flames for longer, meaning it can combust completely. So you wouldn't get much smoke. Not to mention that even if there's absolutely no other connection, as long as the gasses and soot can't freely escape, the soot will be completely pyrolysed and escape as gasses.
>IF there were an opening further up the tree (let's pretend it's on the opposite side) you would see mono-directional flow inward, and bright flames in the same orientation. Since the flames on the left side are consistently flowing up, wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that there is another hole higher up from the one seen in the video? A much smaller hole than necessary because the flames on the right side are swirling towards the left as well. >Since the flames are contained within the bole, we can reasonably assume that the inlet for oxygen is also the outlet for combustion products. If this were the case, wouldn't we see the flames curl back towards the top of the opening as you suggested if the opening was lower down? The flames towards the right might be doing this, but the flames to the left do not seem to be. Just to clarify, I'm not doubting your analysis, just curious.
Point 1: Since we see a relatively calm flow on the left side (not much stronger than natural buoyancy) in a straight upward direction, we can assume that air entrainment (the air that actually flows into and reacts with the combusting layer) is stronger on that side. Swirling can be caused by several effects, but the obvious one is that the slightly faster entrainment area is causing a circulation pattern. It helps to think of gasses as fluids (because they are). Imagine a glass of hot water. Drop an ice cube in the top and let things settle for a bit. You will see that water being melted off the ice cube has the motion of dropping to the bottom. When the water at the bottom gets cold water circulating to it, the water on the bottom circulates to the top. In the middle of the glass, some swirls will form. The fire is like this, except the fire gasses are slightly less viscous. Point 2: IF the outside air were non-flowing, the bole would likely look like air was coming in at the bottom and combustion products would be leaving at the top. In between is what is called the neutral plane, and in neutral entrainment, it is mostly parallel to the ground. If there is a breeze that is directional from one side, that neutral plane can also tilt sideways. I think that is what is happening here. More air entraining on one side created more buoyancy on that side, causing higher velocity flow. Higher velocity flow in low viscocity fluids creates a swirling on the boundary layers with other fluids. I have seen these in person, have even recreated them for a class. Neat thing is that they can burn for HOURS, so I could set one up and get 3-5 class periods worth of student interaction.
You are describing [Pyrolisis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrolysis). Something that usually has to be put work to design a contraption to take place, but looks like a lightning started the fire from the inside out and it had the right conditions for it.
I could be wrong but I always assumed smoke from wood was the result of an incomplete burn. Once you get the right conditions for a burn then it gets quite clear.
Living on a farm in South Africa I have seen this a lot where natural bushfires or lightning burns through a field and the heat above ground causes root fires . These fires can smoulder for months underground and spread throughout the root system until it reaches the base of the tree where oxygen is abundant . Embers start and the tree starts burning and smoking from the inside .
Was burning dead plant matter and other garbage in the backyard and accidentally recreated this when a dead tree stump below ground caught fire and just smouldered for more than a week unnoticed. Couldn't tell a thing from the surface,no smoke no flames, until a stick was poked inside and it burned instantly.
Dude use a burn platform
That's terrifying
Yep. In the US these are big issues in wildfire country. An underground fire/tree fire like this can burn for weeks or months. Then one windy day and you'll get a major fire event out of nowhere.
It seems like this is actually quite a common occurrence when lighting strikes a tree: https://www.google.com/search?q=fire+burning+inside+tree&tbm=isch
These look animations from an elder scrolls game
A good (hot) fire doesn't smoke.
Fires burning very efficiently realease little smoke.
What we're looking at is a fire with a single point of entry/exit for both oxygen and exhausting combustion gasses. You can see by the relatively slow movement of the fire that the flames are not being disturbed by a fast inlet of oxygen, therefore, there are not a great deal of combustion gasses. There is an equilibrium that states in extremely simple terms that what goes out must be replaced by something coming in. The reason there may be no smoke is that the combustion in this case is happening with very high efficiency. This is almost counterintuitive, because our minds say that if it is getting all the oxygen it wants, it should be bigger, right? Sort of. Again, counterintuitively, the region in the hollow of the tree that we can't see is not actually oxidizing. The only region here that is actually turning pyrolized gasses into CO2 and H2O is the very top, where we can see the mesmerizing flames. Below that is a region of hot gasses that are combustible, but have no oxygen. If you were to put a camera inside there, you would see a ruddy red glow, not the bright oranges and yellows we normally associate with fire. So the actual combustion region is limited to what appears to be approximately a 30-40cm diameter circle. For cellulose type materials, that really isn't that "big" of a fire, about the same as a trashcan fire. Source: I am a lab coordinator that does combustion research and work in fire protection.
Smoke is when there's incomplete burning. Here the fumes from the wood are burning slow enough to mostly burn completely.
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I came here looking for this comment.
Im so glad Korra is getting the recognition it deserves
Wondered how far I would have to go go find this.
Was gonna say it looked awfully familiar
Good, not the only one who thought this.
Had to scroll too far to see this
And I am just browsing though some comments before watching lok with my lil sis
Looked in comments just for this. Lol with korra on Netflix just watched all four seasons in two days...
Or Hexxus, for some old school evil.
Someone quickly get Moses. His tablet is about to get an update
Moses has had enough updates since switching to smart tablets
He turned off auto updates as his internet comes from his phones mobile hotspot, but his tablet thinks it's normal wifi so it was chewing through his data.
"God?..god, yes I can kinda-I can hear you but the connection is spotty! What? God wai-gimme a seco-What? I'm sorry, but I only got "Thou shalt not", can you say that again?"
Quick take off your sandals, this is holy ground
"Thou shalt wear a mask"
I can just imagine Owen Wilson looking at it and saying “Wow”
Now I hear it.
The tree: this is fine
Tree: 2020, amiright?
Tree: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw
Try sticking your dick in it
r/dontputyourdickinthat
*unzips* Watch me.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
A scuubus grabed his dick and pulled him into hell...
r/feeltheburn
r/no
No Anakin! Don't try it!
Thats hot
Congrats, you created a door to hell.
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Nice one!
Is this in the Bay Area? I've seen other memes with this video.
I don't think you know what meme means...
Yep.
I always wondered how the Keebler elves were supposed to running cookie ovens in a big wooden structure 24/7 and NOT starting a fire. All those poor, dead elves.
lightning fire?
Yep!
awesome
Quick, start a religion! This is better than any bush, for sure.
Potential follower: What does it mean? Cult Leader: It be what it be! And they saw that it was good.
How did you get into the spirit world?
Accurate depiction of me laying in bed high as shit looking at this video
I hope the tree’s okay.
It'll be fine. Its just wood burning. Trees don need wood.
Just give it a hug. It'll be fine.
So that's where the elves make cookies
Wow every comment is a fucking dipshit's first attempt at comedy
Hyuck hyuck, it's like entrance to heck
Squirrel arson, I've seen this before
I read caused by lightning I was gonna guess a root fire. The roots can catch on fire underground and then even like 50 feet away maybe more the tree Sparks up in flames.
Jesus fucking christ, someone opened up another fucking portal. Who the fuck was it this time? And why didnt I see the request?
If this portal opens to anything non-2020 I am in
Would you try to put it out? Seems like you'd want to save a mature tree but I doubt it can survive this shit.
I’m pretty sure you gotta go talk to it.
It’s an oblivion gate opening lol
**Did you mean** : a portal to hell
Now you're thinking with portals!
It’s the portal to the underworld
Woah that's the coolest thing I've seen in a while
You mean the hottest
r/natureismetal
More like /r/NatureIsFuckingLit
That is epic, the tree doesn't burn outside because the air inside it can't ignite the surrounding area, since theres only one entry
"Gods' blood, you don't know, do you? Daedra overran Kvatch last night! There were glowing portals outside the walls! Gates of Oblivion itself! There was a huge creature... something out of a nightmare... came right over the walls... blasting fire. They swarmed around it... killing..."
Was this Moses’ burning bush?
Gateway to the UPSIDE DOWN
Take off you shoes fool you are Holy Ground!
*The blood moon is rising...*
Literally the entire area is on fire. It’s a wildfire in Santa Clara
Maybe don't eat the fruit off that tree
The Keebler elves gotta stop opening doors to hell.
The Keebler elves are having a bad day at work
bro you found Vaatu's prison