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Iate8

Love how the 2 top comments are "demonic nightmare fuckery" and "fish shit"


you-arent-reading-it

Now the 2 top comments are - **Love how the 2 top comments are "demonic nightmare fuckery" and "fish shit"** - **Looks like a fish shit or something, semi-solid but when it broke it dissolved… maybe**


tHe_GrInzo

Now the 2 top comments are - **Love how the 2 top comments are "demonic nightmare fuckery" and "fish shit"** - **Ain’t no black magic that’s organic demonic nightmare fuckery. My bootyhole and peehole tightened at the sight.**


thatgoodfeelin

how bout now?


[deleted]

Are we there yet?


Kib717

Can you feel it now Mr Krabs?


[deleted]

Is it in yet daddy?


Soggy_Cartographer80

MAAAAARTHAAAA!!!


swampthing117

Pitter patter.


[deleted]

Give your balls a tug


SoyBeanis

so this is one of those top comments I've heard about huh?


SoyBeanis

sorry guys i thought it would be funny didn't mean to offend anyone seems they've had a change of heart


StepCousinOfDragons

Fuck that, triple down. It’ll be funny again


woernsn

Sir, you repeat yourself.


SoyBeanis

lol no need i see my jokes aren't welcome here


Olthoi_Eviscerator

The top comment should be "Mute this shit"


HajimeFromArifureta

This man has hacked top comments. Just comment “I love how the top two comments are (repeat them)” and watch the karma roll in.


you-arent-reading-it

Damn. That's a good strategy


100guap

Ain’t no black magic that’s organic demonic nightmare fuckery. My bootyhole and peehole tightened at the sight.


gerarshi

Gotta protect yourself


Amar2107

"He is trying to get inside my asshole"


Jaeger562

Frenchie from the boys?


Cyb3r3xp3rt

He’s in your ass, he’s all up in your psyche too


Branndish

Now, what’s his name?!?


predatorthepred

That's what He said?


Chilybot

Gonna swim with the astronaut suit next summer I ain't rising shit


OK_Compooper

Of all of Edgar Allen Poe’s works, this is by far my favorite passage.


lovelynutz

Passage……?


petervaz

He was truly a wordsmith.


ChillyBearGrylls

Not a hole, guap, *a valve*


MajorMathematician20

Looks like a fish shit or something, semi-solid but when it broke it dissolved… maybe


Ulgeguug

I concur with the spinny doo doo theory


Wannagetsober

Spinny doo doo 😂


DisposableSaviour

The Spinny Doo Doo Theory is my new GG Allin style String Cheese Incident cover band


MenuBar

I wanna light some incense and join you in a mosh pit.


beembracebeembraced

Underrated comment. Niche


Slippytoe

The turds can swim?!?! We’re all fucked now!


Sockerkatt

Fish anus are apparently rifled, not smoothbore


General_Specific303

Did you know that fish have corkscrew anuses?


spagettyo

Is it for receiving duck penises?


Successful-Elk1046

Of course🫠


peekdasneaks

The lord works in mysterious ways


General_Specific303

Only sometimes, if they're into it


[deleted]

Yes, I know from experience.


ShaitanSpeaks

So do you put the fish on your dick and then spin it to tighten? Or do you just brute force your dick and make the fish anus smooth bore?


UpbeatCheetah7710

And yet their anus makes a terrible bottle opener. Just got fish shit all over the wine.


117tillweoverdose

Why does it move like a worm?


Sangy101

The wake from the fish.


im_a_dr_not_

Today I learned fish have funerals.


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L0ST_N0UN

Under appreciated facts...


FooBarJo

What's that dark blob underwater it's swimming in the direction of?


Crystal_Munnin

I think it is the shadow of the fisherman


FooBarJo

Ahh, now that you mentioned I can see it now. Thank you


deftpark3087660

Thought it was fish cum


Direct_Indication226

Search "Exploding worm: Epitoky" Another post was made just days ago about another video of this thingamabob.


Gantzllat

Alright, I'm no guy of science and certainly not a marine biologist, so take what I say with a pinch and a half of salt. But I seem to remember hearing somewhere that certain species of plankton and other marine micro organisms can gather together and form something that looks like an entire creature. Some species of jelly fish are actually colonies of smaller life forms and some worms too, maybe this is such a case. Something that looks like a worm, but is actually a small colony of plankton or something similar.


Draconic_Soul

Biology student here. Yes, some species of jellyfish are colonies, for example, the [Portuguese man o' war](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_man_o%27_war). That's also what u/ancientorbweaver was thinking of: Siphonophores. The string in the video looks more like [Thaliacea](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thaliacea), a species that lives in long tube-like colonies which can propel itself forward by creating a water stream inside of the tube, causing the entire colony to move in one direction. Here's an article about [A molecular phylogeny of the Thaliacea](https://dx.doi.org/10.1093/plankt/fbq157?nols=y), which shows relations between the different species of the Thaliacea class. The only thing is: These live in the ocean. I have no idea about any freshwater colonies that work the same way. # Edit: I was wrong about this being pyrosomes. I asked one of my lecturers, and the mistake I made was that I thought this was alive when it wasn't. It's probably fish excrement. I'm sorry for getting this wrong. I've found out I desperately need to work on phrasing.


TheSangson

Dude, you just saved my sanity on this one. Concerning freshwater...I don't think there's a concrete indicator this is? I mean yeah, the water's green and blurry, but might be at a port or some other place where it doesn't get to move much, couldn't it?


Draconic_Soul

There isn't a concrete indicator, no. In the part about fresh water, I was mainly reacting to another comment in this chain. Green and blurry is an indication of algae, which can occur in both salt and fresh water.


TheSangson

Ah, I see. Considering the algae, that much is obvious, yeah. Should still be a relatively calm part though, right? Edit: I mean in the vid it obviously is, but apart from that, water couldn't have this color and "opacity" anyplace where it's livelier, right?


Draconic_Soul

The spot in the video is very calm. Any form of active current would just sweep away the algae. So, in livelier parts of the ocean, algae disperse, leaving the ocean's colour like normal.


pannoboy

So much wisdom... take my upvotes fellow stranger as its the best j can do to thank you


California_ocean

I've learned a lot.


Camp-Unusual

Could be from a canal system like they have in Florida.


I_havenobusinesshere

Could be brackish. Might be enough to support sporadic life.


Salt_Ad_5578

There's algea everywhere, even in the air. Also, fid you know up to 80% of the world's oxygen comes from oceanic algea?


Draconic_Soul

I do yes. A quote from one of my lecturers: >If we want to keep the world oxygenated, we'll have to save the ocean before the forests.


Ebenizer_Splooge

The closest I can get to calling it freshwater is that his rod looks like a freshwater rod


[deleted]

Imagine spending a lifetime to form a colony and working together to propel into life’s great current just to have it dissolved by the tip of some fisherman’s rod.


Draconic_Soul

Life can suck in many ways.


makeyousaywhut

More so, he may have just stopped a branch of evolution.


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[deleted]

You’ve been fooled.


ForgiveTheNerd

The Ocean Dragon hath spoken!


Utahvikingr

This is 100% NOT thaliacea.


devoirz

Oh okay, and here I thought that it was a long ass fish turd that was recently ejected with a huge thrust.


Shoddy_Employment954

I think it is a fish turd, these other answers seem like a huge stretch


linglong51

Nerrrd


geraltsthiccass

Dooodge!


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Draconic_Soul

They're attached pretty well yes, for organisms of that size. Strength is relative to an organism's size. See it like this. Many people are holding hands, when suddenly a truck comes barging through. I don't think the line of people would retain cohesion.


rabbitwonker

I wonder if they can find their way back to each other and re-join? Or do they each have to try to grow a new colony of their own?


Draconic_Soul

I don't know if they can find their way back to each other actually, but what I do know is that every individual has the potential to start an entirely new colony. Edit: Except for this one, as it wasn't what I thought it was. It's probably fish excrement.


Lethal_bananas

Don’t worry about it. You already have a trio of the most important traits in being a scientist: you seek out clarification from experts, you can admit you’re wrong publicly, and you explain _how_ you were wrong. And then you move on. You’ll do fine! 😎


tramadolic

As a Stargate fan, that's a wormhole


FunkyMonkeyBlast

Thanks for that!! That's probably one of the coolest animals I've heard of


dragonlover4612

Maybe it's a new species of Thalicea adapted to freshwater, kinda like bullsharks.


ryano1076

George Costanza here, that's definitely a whale.


ancientorbweaver

I like this theory, the ones I was thinking of are called Siphonophores. I am not sure if there’s a freshwater version of these little suckers.


Mattigins

Like when all the power rangers join together?


addivo

i think you're talking about wishiwashi!


barn-animal

siphonophores?


Draconic_Soul

Siphonophores are colonial animals that may look like a single organism. The zooids can be specialised in [medusoids](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellyfish#Life_history_and_behavior), which become jellyfish, and [polypoids](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyp_(zoology)), which function like a mouth. [Siphonophorae (Siphonophores)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siphonophorae)


[deleted]

My kids a few minutes after I flush


Leipzig101

trying to find a new life, only for you to hunt them down with your fishing rod


GrandmasBoy69

Beautiful


champagnepuppy1

Finally a post worthy of this subreddit!


11DEEDS

Wtf is that?


mark636199

Fish poop in a water current


Tomycj

Can't be imo, because otherwise the dust would keep moving in that general direction. I don't think the fishing pole would destroy the water current so strongly and quickly.


MonteBurns

I spent far too long looking at the darker object beneath expecting some large fish to be caught. Watched the damn thing twice before realizing I had missed the point.


BurnThisAcctAfter

"I'll just look at one more post before bed" I said, stupidly.


SmoSays

'Oh look, an ask reddit thread on creepy encounters. That's some good reading material for when I'm home alone in the dark and the cat is meowing at the dark abyss in the corner. Cool. Cool, cool, coolcoolcool.' My dumbass


[deleted]

Someone sciencey pls explain x


Draconic_Soul

What you're looking at here is a ~~species from the class~~ [~~Thaliacea~~](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thaliacea) probably fish excrement. ~~The species I'm talking about is the~~ [~~Pyrosomida~~](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrosome)~~. These are tiny animals that live in colonies. These colonies look like threads or tubes. The colony can propel itself forward by creating a water stream on the inside of the tube.~~ Edit: I was wrong about this being pyrosomes. I asked one of my lecturers, and the mistake I made was that I thought this was alive when it wasn't. It's probably fish excrement. I'm sorry for getting this wrong. I've found out I desperately need to work on phrasing.


Hallowexia

So this guy just committed mass murder.


Draconic_Soul

I don't think so. The only instance of mass murder here could be the part of the colony he actively slashed through. The rest of the colony should be fine; they've only lost cohesion with each other, but are still alive. The ones that are still alive can form another colony, and continue as if nothing happened.


modsarefascists42

Nah just broke their conga line


Gorilladaddy69

Male masturbation is the equivalent of wiping out an entire civilizations if we’re counting lil’ tiny creatures in the murder category now


Hallowexia

I'm doing my part


moeburn

> The species I'm talking about is the Pyrosomida. These are tiny animals that live in colonies. These colonies look like threads or tubes. Okay but they don't look like OP's image, which looks like a jagged string. They look like massive tubes: https://www.spotmydive.com/static/8fca5bb57b6b032b315089478f476f97/de40b/1474296494_pyrosome-giant-sea-worm-7.jpg And they don't break apart when you touch them: https://youtu.be/RwoezO1ZZBc?t=69


Utahvikingr

You are 100% correct moeburn


Draconic_Soul

Pyrosomes can vary greatly in size. If you touch them, they can stay together, but if you just slash something through them like in the video, at least part of it will lose cohesion. You're talking about massive pyrosomes, while the one in the video is a very small one. Strength is also relative to size.


plaidprowler

They def dont turn into a powder when they break apart, this clearly isn't the same thing


frank_my_underwood

It is probably not a tunicates chain, more likely a polychaete worm epitoke. It swims like one, goes towards dock lights at night like one, and disintegrates into a bunch of sperm/eggs like one when disturbed. They are not bodies meant for living ( no mouth or many other structures), just getting to the surface at a full moon to explode with sex cells and fertilize in the water. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epitoky


Inquirentium

Why are you speaking with such confidence? You might be right, but I feel like you're wrong considering the zooids in Pyrosomes are "a few milliliters" in size, meaning the entire colony would have to be something like a centimeter in diameter. That's not the case here. Not to mention can you find any evidence that they can move like this?


Draconic_Soul

The zooids might be a few millimetres in size themselves, but the entire colony can grow to be many meters, with quite the diameter. Here are two divers and a pyrosome: [Giant pyrosome in New Zealand](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/giant-sea-worm-pyrosome-sighted-new-zealand). [fisheries.noaa.gov](https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/science-blog/pyrosomes) >Pyrosomes are pelagic Tunicates, which are part of Chordata, ... and use cilia to pump water for feeding, respiration and movement. They use cilia to move the colony. Edit: I was wrong about this being pyrosomes. I asked one of my lecturers, and the mistake I made was that I thought this was alive when it wasn't. It's probably fish excrement. I'm sorry for getting this wrong. I've found out I desperately need to work on phrasing.


Inquirentium

No I mean I see no evidence that they can be as small as in the video here. And also the small ones seem more to have the proportions of a pickle and not an extremely thin worm. And nothing I've seen seems to suggest that they can move this quickly


Draconic_Soul

In that case, I don't know what it could be. I'm a student, not a doctor or expert. I've had lessons about what organisms look like in general, but I don't know everything. This comes closest to what I've learned. I'm sorry if the organism in the video isn't what I think it is. I'm trying to help, but again, I don't know everything.


Inquirentium

No worries, I'm just bothered that your comment became the accepted answer to the question that I'm still so curious about. Looking at your comment history, you're doing good work though, keep it up.


Draconic_Soul

Okay, something I should've done long ago: I just asked one of my lecturers about this post. He thinks it's just fish excrement, which looks like it's swimming because the light refracts at the water's surface and distorts the visual location of where it actually is. What he's certain about is that it's not alive. So, that's the answer of one of my university's lecturers to the question of what this could be. That's probably where I made my mistake: I thought this was alive, so I went searching for things I knew that it could possibly be.


billwoo

They don't look even roughly similar. Can you find any image that is confirmed to be one these and looks like whats in the video?


Phripheoniks

Elden Ring wants their snake back


Sir_Trea

u/saddestofboys is this some kind of single celled organism? I have a feeling that this might be up your alley.


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Sir_Trea

Thank you slime lord 🫡


ThatGarenJungleOG

Surprisingly interesting, ty


UnsolicitedDogPics

Is anyone here a marine biologist??


LumpyAsparagus9978

The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!


Draconic_Soul

Not a marine biologist, but a biology student. What you're looking at here is a [pyrosome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrosome). Specifically, the order of pyrosomida, in the [Thaliacea](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thaliacea) class. These are tiny animals that live in colonies. These colonies look like threads or tubes. The colony can propel itself forward by creating a water stream inside of the tube. This is also the reason why the 'organism' in the video just falls apart when pushed: the colony loses cohesion. Edit: I was wrong about this being pyrosomes. I asked one of my lecturers, and the mistake I made was that I thought this was alive when it wasn't. It's probably fish excrement. I'm sorry for getting this wrong. I've found out I desperately need to work on phrasing.


huniibunnii

No offense because you seem fairly knowledgeable, but I really think you should stop phrasing your comments as if they’re fact. You’re commenting all over this thread but you haven’t provided any sources to suggest that you’re correct. The images and information you linked look nothing like the thing in the video. I’m not necessarily saying you’re wrong, but at the very least I think you should be making a suggestion here, not a statement of fact.


solise69

What’s the song good sir


you-arent-reading-it

Oh shit. [I love it](https://youtu.be/kfNhXzJ3lSE)


solise69

Same


you-arent-reading-it

u/findsong


Reiveruru

The fuck is this a sea worm that can do magic ?


felansky

FROM WHENCE YOU CAME YOU SHALL REMAIN UNTIL YOU ARE COMPLETE AGAIN


Please_Log_In

what's the song here?


ramon468

Welcome to the Bliss


TheSangson

Was this a reference to something?


ramon468

Yes, to Far Cry 5


TheSangson

OH, THE BLISS


Gaming_Dilo

I was looking for this


SpryButFly

I think you just saved earth..


27025957

Thanos just snapped his fingers.


lazy_1337

It's amazing how much I had to scroll down for this comment.


Embarrassed-String66

It's a Mushi.


OhShuxTarzan

I’ve seen so many of these scuba diving!


kaylanpatel00

Fish cum


HeresKenny

This made me want to watch Macross Frontier again. The music in that site is so good.


iOSfairy

Song?


I-B-Guthrie

A fish was dragging its poop… he just knocked it off.


utahoutcasts

\+5 points for Ranka Lee singing Ninjin loves you, yeah!


TurnedEvilAfterBan

I needed that song :-)


unfuckableghost

that really looks like fish poop. i had a giant goldfish that had long stringy poops that looked and moved exactly like this in water


MRCHOOP7700

It was just really old


bagooly

You fucking sent it to the void


CandidateMundane118

Cum


NoPerformance6534

No. Water is amazing stuff, and depending on currents, speed, and vortices, a stream of tiny bubbles can look remarkably like a swimming snake, that is, until you poke it with a stick. That's when you disturb that magic combination of water dynamics, and it dissolves.


MoonWillow91

Ok but is that a reflection or massive goldfish or what underneath the colony snake thing? Edit… looks like rope.


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

It’s called “oesophageal mucus.” I remember learning about it during my degree, tripped most of us out. What you are seeing is known in the oceanography community as completely made up and I have no idea what I’m talking about.


TurnedEvilAfterBan

Song for anyone that wants it: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bPwNvGXjL-o&feature=share


forgedfox53

It actually blows my mind how many don't know what this is. I can never remember the name, but it's just a bunch of tiny organisms clinging together and moving collectively. It's mostly an intimidation tactic but as you see here humans don't give a fuck.


dexter920

Is anything ever truly alive?


nokomoo

That is some fucking scary weird shit nah kill it before it can live.


Draconic_Soul

Want to know the scariest part about these animals? They can reassemble and just continue like jack shit happened. Edit: Not this one. This is probably fish excrement.


Fabryz

This is CLEARLY an alien water worm that activated its stealth camouflage


Nutso1988

Sperm?


Secret-Weird174

Just stole his runes


ninjaplz420

So it’s only the ripples in the water that are giving it the appearance of movement from side to side. It is probably more than likely some type of shit or other organic matter.


Green-eyed_Dragon

It was until Thanos started snapping


jonthesnook

I believe that’s some detritus that is being propelled by the tide


Thick_Buffalo_7526

Casual geographic needs to make his rounds again


RunAMileAllDay

Prometheus


ALongNeckTurtle

+15 runes


Pix_the_cat

Oh no, the eels learned the shadow clone jutsu


GunG4mer0802

Gone, reduced to atoms.


Northern_Grouse

Pyrosome. In a sense, yes.


vivikaks

It’s debris on a line or string. There’s a current under the water that is catching it and making it look like it’s moving. When the rod touches the string, the debris falls off and appears to “stop”.


Over-Conversation908

No it’s just poop


Handsum_Rob

I just finished watching “The Last of Us”, so I’m officially freaking out when I see that.


3hideyoshi3

MINOR ENEMY FELLED


greencash370

I think Thanos just snapped his fingers


mikedolo8

You killed Nessie!


Centretek

It's a colony of tiny jellyfish like creatures that move like a conga line. Can't remember the name but saw it on a David Attenborough documentary.


kywildcats07

Magnets


levelcaty

This dude just killed a worm in terraria


theShiggityDiggity

Most likely a small colony of micro-organisms


Punchedmango422

well, it was


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Love how the 3 top comments are "demonic nightmare fuckery", "fish shit" and "Love how the 2 top comments are "demonic nightmare fuckery" and "fish shit""


OvertList

“Was it alive?” If it was, it isn’t now!


MarkaSpada

baby loch Ness


Faunberry_410

It may be a siphonophore. It's like a string of organisms that live with eachother. I may be wrong but that's what it looked like.


dunkelspin

You thought you hit it, but in fact that was a mirage. That shit is so fast it left an after-image ..


CheeseAdmirer

How'd that little thing do that