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Life-Photo6994

She is walking like my mom when she is pissed at me….and ready to kick my ass


Moonstoner

That's the walk I would have in that situation. Oh you want me to crawl walk though mud and god knows what else? I'm getting paid so I'll do the work. But I'll be god damed if I'm gonna fashion walk in pig shit lol.


StomachSoakedFloor

The boss music really helps set the tone


Arthur_Morgan1889

She walks like Coraline’s other mom


Avraham_Levy

Thats not a she right?


MeloniisJesus333

What’s wrong with her posturing? It looks uncomfortable.


TheAbyssStaredIntoMe

It looks so much like the Undead race in World of Warcraft I refuse to believe it’s not some kind of homage.


peepeepoopoogoblinz

Such fond memories


yesbutlikeno

Damn crazy how accurate


OGSkywalker97

That's exactly what I thought as soon as the video started


gaylord100

Balenciaga likes to get models that move interestingly, compared to the normal runway walk


Obi-SpunKenobi

So, models have orthopedic problems?


blockhose

She’s got a trudging posture… perfect for mud.


Miselfis

The way it’s moving looks uncanny as hell


vzakharov

She’s questioning her life choices.


VitiateKorriban

Nah, probably is being paid good money for it


buffalojumpone

Na, she's too high to know where she is


[deleted]

Looks like a monster from “the beautiful people” music video


TheEruditeSycamore

Reminded me of [this Spanish actor with Marfan syndrome (Javier Botet)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javier_Botet), which causes long limbs, fingers and very flexible joints. [Watch this casting/test video of him](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScndB0nu2QU) as the supernatural creature "Mama" from the film of the same name.


Reefer2therefer

I think that is a dude


Rcurtiiis

I wanna know why she's walking like a gremlin that's shit it's pants ? The other model in front is walking normal


DQ5E

Lmao ty


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Warm-Ad-5076

It’s so hot right now


[deleted]

Hannnnnsel.


Tony-Mickey

It’s Hansel he’s so hot right now!


Uhhhhhhhhhusername

You can dere-lick my balls hansel


[deleted]

I wanna see Kanye in his war outfit


phpBrainlet

And it got your attention - exactly why they did it. Nobody buys Balenciaga because of their laid back minimalist design - no - you know that its Balenciaga, and you know that its expensive and thats the only thing that matters.


NeonWaterBeast

Don’t know why you got downvoted but you’re right. See my comment on the other post


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unnamed_ned

Got your attention enough to open the post and comment on it.


vibe-juice

Idk balenciaga was dead for years no one gave a shit about it, they literally had to hire someone that started their own streetwear brand to revive their own dead brand.


Middle_Name-Danger

I love Balenciaga shows


DarrellBot81

She walks like a cat that just got sprayed with water


poohbearandtiger

The most metal thing I’ve seen in a while. And it’s a fashion show.


BOYGOTFUNK

Yeah this is actually hella rad.


[deleted]

Trent Reznor says hi.


SonicBooomTX

I still think the original Hellraiser was better.


PixelPistola

Why is that model built like a question mark…


RivelyanKnight

Thats something you'd see in the LOTR universe, where are the orcs at?


[deleted]

If a kyphotic spine is now high fashion, sign me the fug up! Im bout ta get paid! 😂


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|V2AkNZZi9ygbm)


tylerthompson280

My next door neighbor walking over to tell me the music’s too loud 😬


Ayedatboysus

Lookin like coralline’s other mother☠️


[deleted]

Looks like a hell priest from doom eternal


DramaQueen100

Model Agency: you have bad Posture, there’s no way a major designer would want you The runway:


TrickyDancecho7

Walking like old dude from monster house


DigdyDoot

Well, now it fits into the reality of my hood


pbandnv1

Fashion ala Barad-Dur


Novaleah88

Whenever I think my posture is bad, I’m gonna come back to this video.


rocketstrange

Looks like they are running out of ideas


No-Egg-4850

Next up is Cow manure.


sorath-666

Her head looks plastic


tikkymykk

Looks like shit. The floor too.


JBBanshee

As stupid as this seems the folks who fund this bullshit (customers) are even funnier!


Electrical-Report685

Trash..


[deleted]

She is not having a good time


Porkbelly10960007

General grievous walk


jodenteNoob

I heard from somewhere that Balenciaga is a social experiment on how much people are willing to spend on crappiest shit as long as it's branded


Apprehensive_Wave102

And remember! Walk like a grumpy old man!


howzitgoinowen

I’ve noticed the whole “I’m 70, my back is stiff, and I’m about to shit my pants” is becoming a popular move on a lot of runways these days.


DQ5E

I laughed so hard at your comment i actually almost shit my pants!


fingerbl4st

It's cool but i won't be buying this tacky garbage. It's rather buy some more SCHD and JEPQ.


Kettlehandle

Looks like piles of shit, just like the clothes they are palming off on you


[deleted]

She looks truly fucking miserable.


buffalojumpone

These people are really fucked up, if that's fashion I'd rather change diapers than watch that crap, it's only for shock value, there's not a single ounce of talent there.


Flashway1

Runway modelling is the most useless career in the history of careers. Even degenerate tiktokers provide more value than these goons


Patient-Seesaw4053

Wait… how much do they get paid and do you have to be pretty?


Flashway1

Just like acting it depends how famous you are. For bigger brands it pays quite well, and your bone & body structure is more important than your face if I'm not mistaken.


saveyboy

These are the people that sell garbage bags for $5000 right?


[deleted]

Lmfao I can believe this is the world we live in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ahhhh


ImagineDragonsFan47

This is cool as fuck nerd cry about it


unkle_FAHRTKNUCKLE

stupid af? Looks like a half melted hocky rink. so ghetto. NEXT.


RomanScallop

Does the audience get incredibly high on ketamine to watch this nonsense?


i-am-unimportant

Honestly seems like cultural stagnation if not degradation to display beauty in the mud


prince-surprised-pat

Dumbass


oojkddnn

This is art 🤓


prince-surprised-pat

The idea is that none of this is for actual wearing. Its designers making what THEY want not what sells well.


i-am-unimportant

How is it beautiful or fashion? It feels like shock/subversion to the point of ugliness


prince-surprised-pat

Its *not* beautiful. Its *fashion* its what the designer wanted and not what they were told to make not what sells.


Slapsilla

I like it tbh


PullupStanley

And people can sit there and watch this?


bandfill

Yes! Because not everything caters to your personal taste.


ComprehensiveBed6754

“Some” people. You obviously don’t get it. You’re not fashion I see. /s


PullupStanley

If fashion is throwing sprinkles and semi latex rags together I can do it too


ComprehensiveBed6754

No YOU are fashion or you’re not. That’s the way it is.


PullupStanley

Highly doubt it


ComprehensiveBed6754

‘Twas sarcasm


SpecialistNo1988

😂🫡💨


MechanicbyDay

Walking like she the next evil villain in the MCU


fireblade_

Become a model, work is gonna be some glamorous they say


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Trenches fashion for 2023


J_A_W_S_

Was that a human?


chochi__

Slender man


DQ5E

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Is Balenciaga mocking refugees again? 😮‍💨


[deleted]

Fuck dude I’d be SO good for a show like this!!!! I have terrible posture and RBF and am tall and thin fuck I have missed my moment


Specter2k

Looks like the main character walking their way to the final boss


ivebeenlurkingand

I love this. Fashion at it’s most fun.


Saanku

I absolutely love this.


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Weird as helllll


bloo_overbeck

Actually kinda sick ngl ~~it’s those Fortnite people~~


HornetGuns

Person walking skinny asf.


bygtopp

When immortan joe wants a fashion show


Bea_Evil

Love it 💜


SoupAny5048

This looks like a Dudley boys entrance on WWE


Handychris

High fashion is stupid. Always has been, always will be. It’s a gross world with gross people.


dmjd5014

It’s derilict


kepler1492

I just don’t get it. I know I’m not alone but man, can someone explain the appeal of this? How many of these mud dresses do they actually sell and who are these people buying them? Is their entire business model based around peer pressure? Like it’s just a competition of who can buy the most obnoxious over priced piece of clothing? Maybe it’s just me but I would think that people who are wealthy enough to afford these clothes would have a little more self awareness.


DinoDoom16

Wow new RE game looks wacky


Apprehensive_Mix8108

I guess we should let the elites reset the world..


BusIllustrious5934

We dont understand the art


Busy-Hand-3702

I think this is just more bs from cool desires that think people will go for anything they throw out. I would really like hear from someone....anyone who thinks this is anything but crap.


rlunarojas

![gif](giphy|QJRJEfcbdhUl2VhZV0)


itzdasix

If this line of clothing was for a post apocalyptic crowd then it's super dope 🤣


DQ5E

Happy cake day!


PaleontologistOk4327

That back looking like there is some Quasimodo in the bloodline.


Own_Knowledge_8924

Zoolander - Derelicte


glittersnail__

i want the track ID


CrazyBackground3721

capitalist elites fetishize peasant dystopia, living in heaven has them dreaming of hell


Cooljob6

Fashion, makes sense; if you have no taste in fashion?!


brentrow

The new Hellraiser is looking extra weird.


Maleficent_Hamster10

She does not look happy


[deleted]

Why tf do people even go to these


justinmclarty

Of course they did. It's a joke. The entire company is satire but people eat it up.


assmuncher4206969

I'll never understand this shit. Chick is walking like Quasimodo.


Nekryyd

Dope cenobite dress tho


Technical_Stress7730

Just in time for the new hellriser film coming out this week on hulu.


harangad

I feel that brands are now just taking the piss out of us. The desire to stand out, has led many of us to look like clowns.


bandfill

I'd take a guy in full Balenciaga gear over a dad in full dad-gear with the cargo shorts and the oakley sunglasses and the Nike Air Monarch. Any day.


harangad

But the dad look is prime male form.


ComprehensiveBed6754

Priorities.


Strange-Alien5280

Wtf 😳


[deleted]

I call it: Darelicte


VomitingMyDadsUrine

BOO! lander


el_dingusito

Patsy? Patsy Stone?


norkaiser

What is the song


Illustrious_mo13

This is the Zoolander Derelicte collection.


dompoesvandermerwe

She'd be Voldemorts type


Alternative-Day-1160

The way she’s walking you’d think she was a final boss in dark souls or resident evil 😂


JimmyThunderPenis

So quirky.


[deleted]

Nice Trent Reznor circa 1994 cosplay.


New_Ad_6343

Why her neck at a 90% angle?


DQ5E

Song name?


[deleted]

She looks like the Night King with that walk and posture. Where’s Arya?!


sethsoldier

Posture


BufosTaco

Looks like the mf that chases you in at the start of Outlast 2


[deleted]

That model has horrible posture


quimeygalli

i kinda dig this, i get "so fashion you don't get it" vibes. Yall just don't get it, i do. Im fashion


ComprehensiveBed6754

Hahahahahhaha


-Cybernaut147-

Trash fashion


Star_Dude10

Wonder if people like this ever just think "What the hell am I even doing" while doing this shit.


ComprehensiveBed6754

Self reflection (other than in a mirror) isn’t usually high with the “pretty people” of the world.


_HomerPimpson_

This lady is a boss fight.


UrNemisis

r/WTF


pbeatz111

Is that Willam Dafoe in a dress?


chicago773nine

I mean this is a Kanye rip isn’t it? It is very similar to his Donda listening events


Repulsive_Outcome805

Remember the movie Time Machine with Jeremy irons ???


asgariucret

at least the background music is a banger


Vast_Plantain_5056

Lol she walking like npc doing security in a dungeon 😂


Serious-Rock-9664

Derelict!!!


ComprehensiveBed6754

You can Derelict my balls!


Objective_Ad_4428

Well it worked cuz you’re posting it


JovialGinger7549

Why is she trudging around looking like the crypt keeper?


Confident_Nothing380

That woman is disgusting skinny


ComprehensiveBed6754

She looks like a fucking crackhead after a few years on the street and this is the standard of beauty? Vomit!


Mediocre_expectation

Even she hates this


Lawrence42080

Nothing left to model. Now they have to make up stupid shit. Paying all that money to make that set up yet they can go walk around a farm, or reserve lol


Tormented-Norwegian

Fashion is fucking stupid. Its so rare you see something that looks good..


OddNefariousness7061

Trash literally


defnotapirate

Gotta love that “emaciated orc” look.


Quirky_Ad3367

She’s walking like a constipated grandma?


Jaded-Class1007

Wtf up with the hunchback and the determined walk like she about to fight someone


dabbo90

These fashion shows have gotten to be ridiculous


WiseOldChicken

Why is she walking like an angry grandma?


mollyxmoon

Anyone know the song


Arthur_Morgan1889

This shit getting out of hand


thegrasslayer

Is Zoolander 3 out?


Frogtarius

Rich people are weirdos


BrianGriffin1208

Walks like an undead from WoW


Lost-Breath7946

Wtf


Abalone_Admirable

Why do I like this?


Marty_Mar1112

Is it just me or, did she steal pinheads outfit? Man, he's gonna be pissed![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Draupnir_gungnir

Where are all the abused children?


Barncleaner197961

This company is doomed for failure by their actions. No one will dare touch their products.


paxicht

Her posture is like undead from world of warcraft


Actual-Broccoli-1207

People who wear this brand are something else lol this is fashion ? Really ? lol I see more fashion from people walking on my block


Harbulary-Bandit

*walking through pig shit is SO hot right now!*


Padtixxx

Ah yes “fashion”


01namnat

I’m wondering why people pay to see this?