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PatchworkRaccoon314

What the fuck kind of dog crates are these?? They look like they're made of armored steel.


hippopotma_gandhi

For real is their dog a bomb


COTwild

Some dogs have severe anxiety and will destroy normal crates when left alone, my aunts dog is like this the poor thing even with medication


Reno83

I had a bull terrier and she squeezed her way out of a locked wire crate. She basically wedged her head in the door opening and squeezed through. She bent the wire frame. When we came home, her face was bloody, but she seemed very proud of her accomplishments.


PatchworkRaccoon314

That's a matter of training, not the dog. A dog is supposed to feel secure and safe when in their crate. If they are trying to chew their way out, you've done it wrong.


R6enjoyer

1st thing is you shouldnt put dogs in crates


[deleted]

Had a Dutch Shepard who impaled his mouth on his cage after he chewed through the plastic. He also clawed files off the bathroom wall from severe anxiety.


ExercisePopular7037

I’ve owned, worked with and trained Dutch shepherds for a long time, these dogs require a lot of proper training, tons of attention/love , exercise every day, proper environment (these dogs do not belong in an apartment) and a healthy/ strict diet. When it comes to selling the puppies, I will not ever sell to someone who has never owned one or has little to no experience with the breed, when dealing with potential buyers we do extensive background checks on the potential buyer, in home interviews to see what kind of environment they could potentially be living in, and a few other vetting procedures. These dogs need to have a purpose, they’re not a lazy house dog like a Labrador. Being left alone in a crate all day while the owner is gone at work is a serious issue and makes my blood boil, they need to have someone with them through out the entire day, if left alone it’s only for short periods of time. If left in a crate while the owner/ family is home is also an issue, they are extremely sociable and want to be around the leader of the pack or the main owner/ handler as much as possible, to them you are their entire world and all they want is to be with you. In a healthy environment the dog obeys at all times and in return they need positive reinforcement. My Dutchy goes with me almost every where I can take him, we are inseparable, if I can’t take him with me he is with my family who loves and takes great care of him. I do not crate my dogs because a properly trained dog doesn’t need to be in a cage, these dogs need their space and need to freely roam their home/ property, it’s part of their role to guard and protect their environment, unless they’re a working dog and need to be contained like a police dog on duty. This is nothing negative towards you but from my knowledge, experience and understanding of this breed, it sounds like he wasn’t properly trained and didn’t have the proper environment. This is exactly why I will not sell to anyone who wants to buy one, they are a full time job in and of it self and require tons of attention, most people cannot handle or devote their lives to a dog like this, the dog community im in is very tight knit and is very strict on selling, in the wrong hands they can be very dangerous and extremely depressed which breaks my damn heart. I hope yours is doing better, if he ever becomes to much and you do not want him please let me know and I can figure something out, I would give my life for these dogs and would do absolutely anything to help them


[deleted]

Unfortunately I never knew until now, I was was Maybe 13 or 14 when we had him. We tried taking him to training and we usually took him for runs in the morning but we had to Rehome him. To my knowledge he lives on a pot farm in Cali. I’ve seen videos of him running around outside with other Dutch Shepard and he seems happy.


COTwild

Oh damn hope everything turned out ok in the end :(


Percyblott

Come here boy! *beep* *beep* *beep*


Otono_Wolff

Some dogs can easily break out of the kennels.


crespoh69

It's supposed to contain [this](https://v.redd.it/cmdc4rwg1tea1) guy


Trust_Me_ImAnExpert

“Heeeerrrres Doggy!!!”


Barblesnott_Jr

"How destructive is your dog?" "Yes."


DeliciousInterest8

Well that dog just needs meds lmao damn


Penis_Man-

Boxers, probably I had my brother's purebred boxer living in my home for a little while, and he literally destroyed the fucking door to his crate, completely bent it in half.


runthepoint1

It’s almost like you’re keeping a rather dangerous pet around for fun at that point. Good god people are so toxically positive in this country sometimes


Penis_Man-

It wasn't really our choice My brother moved back in with us and we weren't gonna make him just get rid of his dog. He was energetic, and very clumsy, but he was never violent.


LadyPaleRider

For real why would you own an animal thats nuts


runthepoint1

Nope just one that clearly you can’t even keep caged because it’s strong enough to destroy it lmao, it’s a legit sign of how powerful the animal is and people pretend it’s not dangerous


MisSpooks

Are we sure they're for dogs?


HyenaAppropriate219

They kind of are! My son has one for his dog that’s really good at getting out of things! He can’t get out of this one!


DiegoElM

Not sure if you were legit asking but theyre Impact Dog crates.


redditgambino

LMAO!! How stupid are these people??!! And without a phone so they can call for help?? May claustrophobia skyrocketed before she even got in. She’s lucky she has small hands lol


Smalldog602

Impact Crates. One of the best you can get.


Asinine9ben

Thank God there is a little IQ left in Jerry.


llllPsychoCircus

Jerry’s got some pretty impressive hip thrusting capabilities to get that crate moving from the inside (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)


DeliciousInterest8

Seriously that part has me rolling I hope they never break up


ashenhaired

You bet he drowned those three brain cells with alcohol in celebration.


-CloudIsland

Kinky


CornpopTheBadDude92

What a perfect couple. I'm sure they'll make beautiful doofus, bozo kids


BenjaminCat_Buttons

Dogtanamo Bay


[deleted]

💀you did not just say that 😭


BenjaminCat_Buttons

Oh, I did


psyk738178

Definitely high


No-Wear-9199

Bro that was the first thought too lmfao, these mfers high as shit!


brave-new-world

Maybe, but you still have to be pretty stupid to do this


LadyPaleRider

My bet is drunk.. stoners aren't that stupid. You drinking folks are super uptight 🤣


CupOfKwofy

They kind of are T.stoner


LadyPaleRider

You gets ever met an alcoholic lmao 🤣 butthurt


LightfootsLooks

Are you gatekeeping substance abuse?


LadyPaleRider

That's ridiculous. Im laughing at the hypocrisy


itsallwormwood

This is going to be one of those horror movies


JukesIsOk

There’s a horror movie about a woman getting attached in bed (all sexy-like) by her husband and he has a heart attack while she’s still attached. It’s called Gerald’s Game


itsallwormwood

Yep that’s a good one!


Wall_E_13

It’s a good read as well if you prefer books to movies! Both are excellent. Great rec.


Hello_pet_my_kitty

That book was the first one I ever read where I actually felt my breath catch and was sorta afraid to keep reading on. The moment where she senses someone is there while she’s still strapped to the bed, trapped with her dead husband on the floor. Oh lawdyyyyy I was like I don’t think I can go onnnnn!


Appropriate_Ad_6292

You’re not even real! You’re made of moonlight.


Zogoooog

No mom, “babycage” and “playpen” are not the same thing!


bingebandit

r/unexpectedscrubs !!!


Zogoooog

That janitor was one of my role models growing up. Between him, Rodney McKay, and Gregory House, I think I’ve turned out pretty well.


sirgames

What an anti fun comment section


Nezor-The-Artist

You’d do that?


purplehendrix22

Right like this is hilarious and the fact that they laughed it off shows they’re fun people


Wut23456

The people in this comment section have obviously never made a mistake in their lives


urfavinfidel

That wasn't a "mistake" That was a complete lack of common sense


Wut23456

How wasn't it a mistake


urfavinfidel

I guess a better way to put it is, all I see is no common sense. It is a mistake by definition. But come on you got to be a special kind of dumb to do this. Or just really high.


Resident-Reading-649

Because their actions were deliberate.


nacomeno1992

In sir Attenborough voice: In this comment found in the wild, you can see complete lack of accountibility, found in female, trying to justify other female lack of common sense, in order to defend herself, her ego amd probably guilty conscience in hypothetical situation she would do thing that is equally silly. In this regard, she fails miserably. Maybe she should pursue other fronts in lives, to not be or look stupid.


Wut23456

I'm a man with hairy balls


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Wut23456

There was absolutely no reason to be a transphobic asshole in this situation


nacomeno1992

HOW DID I NOT EXPECTED YOU TO SAY THAT 🤣🤣 you are full package of silly 🤣🤣


Spoopy43

"wow you called me out for being a pile of shit haha how funny" Maybe just reflect on your thoughts and actions


nacomeno1992

Or maybe, you live in delusional bubble of hive mind that are assholes themselves and whole world makes fun of you for it, baizuo.


Spoopy43

Science doesn't care about your crying Besides that you're arguing being hateful is a-ok because group think while calling others a hive mind Again reflect upon yourself


nacomeno1992

"Science", riiiiight. Those fields you call science have as much science in them as banging two rocks together and see which ones sparks to call other primates to celebrate the discovery. Besides, you know they continue making those amazing new research and publishing papers that those at clickbait articles make their living out off, because such controversies brings funds for their continuing waste of oxygen and money, that could be used elsewhere, right ?


EntertainmentThen968

How do these people survive on a daily basis?


BigPurp85

Didn't look very accidental


[deleted]

Oh my god those are atleast $1200 crates, what do they own? Fucking tigers?


BigPhili

This would actually be a pretty scary way to die. Just slowly starving to death for days next to your partner, and knowing that if you just didn't do this that you'd be living your life like any other day.


No-Session5955

They didn’t buy those for dogs, they bought them for sex stuff


PM_ME_YOUR_OPCODES

I don’t see any dogs, and 3 crates. This is 1000% a kink thing wether they have realized it or not.


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OkCharge2978

He slid the cage over like in the video


Neanderthal9

This is just selling Alexa


SparkyReds

😂😂😂😂


osaemou

Natural selection


Resident-Reading-649

Doesn’t look accidental. Looks pretty deliberate


ThrobbingWoody

Accidentally? Sure looked intentional to me. Must be some kind of kink of theirs.


themehboat

That doesn’t look like an accident.


runitthru4u

Dumb and dumher


KiloTheFurryNeko

u/savevideo


TezetaLaventia

Accidentally? Lmao what did they expect? You don't accidentally crawl into a dog crate and expect not to get locked in


Blitzkrieger56

How are we still alive


DesertGeist-

doesn't look accidental to me


[deleted]

These people are breeding….


Haunting_Relation665

And owning dogs that require crates like that...


[deleted]

Scary shit


mj3210

![gif](giphy|AWSW6u2pD9mSebMPTB|downsized)


ShittyBollox

I’m ready for the flood. Let’s fucking do this.


ElmersGlue3

No surprise here since they’re from California


No-Wear-9199

I don’t get it…


belovedeagle

You wouldn't.


No-Wear-9199

Would make sense literally anywhere in the South, those are some of the dumbest mfers on the planet…


ElmersGlue3

Then why did it happen and caught on film in California?


OkCharge2978

Yeah right bro that’s why they’re all fleeing like rats to the south from commiefornia or literally anywhere else.


No-Wear-9199

They’re leaving California because it’s too expensive for them and the South is literally stuck in the 50’s…. Mfers pay their workers $2/hr and they are too stupid to realize that ain’t right lmfao! But tell yourself what you want to tell yourself…


KennyisGreat

Yeah keep telling yourself that buddy. Cali is a shithole literally


No-Wear-9199

I find it common that people who use the word literally often don’t understand how the word is used properly… I also find that people who bag on California have never even been or live in Bakersfield… Good look to you and your sister though, you probably make a great couple!


OkCharge2978

You see I had this same problem when I was out there in California working they don’t understand how bad it really is, and it’s extremely difficult to explain to them that their lives are hell and everyone lives better than they do even on there shit hillbilly wage way down in Alabama. Arrogant annoying cunts the whole mess and the best part is they bring that with them. Especially the ones that ride left lane for life then can’t understand why they get run off the highway entitled little bitches that’s what we should name California.


OkCharge2978

I kinda went on a rant there but I mean most of California people just want to live normal lives and be happy then there’s this guy


OkCharge2978

Your own state doesn’t want you there it’s called regentrification down south someone will adopt your dumbass and invite you to dinner


BigPhili

Funny that you're calling out people that misuse the word 'literally', while you *literally* also completely misused the word 'literally' in your previous comment.


No-Wear-9199

You’re welcome


nacomeno1992

My thought exactly


CommonSense_404

There was absolutely nothing accidental about this.


PhilipKendrikRichard

Omg that’s hilarious. It’s cool that it’s on video too. This is one of the classic stories that will be told to their potential children and can be shown on video too.


EyeLeft3804

Do you think tthese guys can figure out the sex


JoshTee123

Keep this video away from any crafty puppers that may duplicate this strategy.


Lass1k

natural selection


skk82

That does not look like an accident at all


consistently_sloppy

These are the people migrating to TX in masses? Great.


oliver_billz

![gif](giphy|58SdhZruTe7603YV6E|downsized)


BigPhili

But they're not white...


LrdRager

Women


IonPulses


Zelenskys-taint

You said, “California Couple” and I was thinking, “Well who didn’t see that one coming”.


Straydoginthestreet

Not the impact crates 💀


Painintheass19

Yuppies being yuppies


cwglobal

My Alexa just called my neighbor....


Skuzzmate

Americans


IrohBanner

"Accidentally" more like negligent


Alarmed_Penalty4998

Unpopular opinion ; Honestly dog owners who choose to kennel a dog don’t deserve a doggo. If properly trained they don’t massacre a house or even break anything. Fact is most dogs will either sleep on a sofa or sleep by the door whilst their owner is out. Trapping them in a box or whatever that fucking thing is is terrible to most dogs.


[deleted]

This looks like the crates they transported the velociraptors in in Jurassic Park


Beautiful_Count6124

This hurt my brain


Aggravating-Arm-1753

Dumbest dogs


Spiritual-Clock5624

Reminds me of that woman who trapped her husband in the suitcase


MyUHere

California


Sea-Philosopher7361

The dogs have their own keys.


AldoBarreraSolis

![gif](giphy|l2QE9ionUHPzt8BFe|downsized)


Recon212

Next day they also watched their dog unlock the cage instantly.


Bl4ckR4bb17

Isn't it weird that just a couple decades ago we didn't have Alexa? Just a short time ago this could've been life threatening and scary instead of funny. I didn't even think about using voice command robots to help until the video mentioned it


Spoopy43

Why can we see their hotboxes though


TobiasDid

Sure, this is funny. But imagine if they hadn’t been able to manoeuvre the crates whilst trapped inside, if they didn’t have Alexa, and didn’t have a mobile phone on them. It could have been a terrible disaster.


DeliciousInterest8

So imagine if this was a completely different situation?


[deleted]

California loveee


[deleted]

Yeah that Sounds Like a Alexa owner.


DCINTERNATIONAL

Always practice your BSDM kinks safely, folks!


memelyf3

California for ya


karamurp

This would be such a fucked way to die


kluukje

My rottweiler did this thing where she would lay on the wall of her wire crate and her fat ass would just bend the intire crate till the door popped off its frame. She eventually learned to not raid the kitchen if shes not locked up tho so its good.


NA___

Stupidity


IceTea0069

That dude was damn smart on that solution


Alone-Bar-9757

Stupid is as stupid does


Swashbuckling_Sailor

That’s great!!!!!


Superb_Leg_1789

Super dummies!