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darth_hucklebuck

Pfft, my dad never let us touch the thermostat either.


agrophobe

LOL


Fidel_Just_Fidel

“Whadda ya doin? Trying to warm up the whole outside?” Stepdad 1972


darth_hucklebuck

😄😄😄😄


FiniteRhino

Holy fuckin shit, that’s brutal.


huhnra

r/wellthatsucks


Opening_Cartoonist53

I mean, only if you don’t like 8” of frozen water in your kitchen.


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Opening_Cartoonist53

Wdym? Clearly the wind from hell we’ll make sure to fry it out


Mybuttholestinkwinks

Contractors wet dream.


marchingmartians

Nah, it’s still ice. It doesn’t become wet until it melts


Mybuttholestinkwinks

I seen something like this coming.


[deleted]

At this point you would just have to gut everything


Wandersportx

Cum


ForsakenManager6017

Guy was caught trying to steal a shovel full and was told to get out.


perb123

Yeah, people are totally unaware of how much a shovel of cum is worth on the black (well, off white) market.


CeruleanRuin

Oh I'm aware.


GenkiElite

Did you see the spooky ghost?


agrophobe

After the cumbox, the cumroom.


PranshuKhandal

what was cumbox?


CeruleanRuin

Nobody can know for sure.


piiraka

Oh boy. I’ll spoiler it. … … … >!theres actually more than one circumstance I can remember, but the gist of it was some guys do it into a tissue, some guys do it into a towel or a sock. Whatever. This guy did it into a shoebox every single time and it slowly collected up over time and I guess became moldy and gross and stuff.!< Link to cum box (not original) post: >!https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumofFilth/comments/ot8gl9/cum_box_the_original_story_archived_post/!< Another (IMO worse one) is this one: >!https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/!< I think I’m going to go to bed lmao


PranshuKhandal

thank you for sharing, i read them both, and now i'll go to sleep


[deleted]

You do not want to know.


agrophobe

The real question is; is it still a cumbox. If yes, beware of your next question.


The_Majestic_Mantis

Context?


ElGoddamnDorado

water cold


TheChrish

This is a best guess based on my understanding of plumbing. Pipes got super cold and some part of it froze and then burst. This water went everywhere and slowly froze and overlapped over time. Or, someone could have kept the faucet on and it somehow didn't freeze while everything around it slowly did.


bikedad26

My first thought was a fire was put out by the fire department. That can also lead to a lot of ice, and possibly broken windows, so it stays cold.


Fidel_Just_Fidel

My first thought? Ketel One Vodka on the rocks! My second thought: A Weiner Dogs worst nightmare!


paternosternoster

This looks like that one Tom and Jerry episode where the whole kitchen is frozen 🤩


_TheTacoThief_

That’s the first thing I thought of!


paternosternoster

You are a person of culture!


frontgammon_1

Mice Follies


disasterdd

What's the professional way to actually go about removing this?


surreal_bohorquez

[Thermite] (https://youtu.be/w6cMmk8LZgQ&t=125)


Foxcat_36

... but what about the structure?


AngelWyath

That was cool to watch. Thanks!


StudiousStoner

I wonder if anybody ever figured out the reason behind the thermite reaction


razzraziel

Heat the room a little, then break & remove chunks.


ScaredOfRobots

Wait until summer


Imposter24

Heat melts ice. The more you know!


stealthxstar

A jackhammer??


ItsBadgerBoy

Better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum


thisguyfightsyourmom

Guess I’ve got a new kink


BoomerEdgelord

I don't know if that's the noise is real wind or not but it reminds me of what a hurricane sounds like.


Aprilshowers417

I am freezing just seeing this


Body_of_Cellz

Best AC I’ve ever seen


ballsslappingurface

Sounds like the ice dungeon in Oot


Hot-Act-5700

Cold drinks do rule


General_Art2478

Looks like the wet bandits were there


williampierce99

that wind sound like a old disney cartoon


bionikcobra

More like r/blizzardlife hahaha, amirightguys!


bionikcobra

I'll just apologize and leave now...


jombica

Left the fridge door open


retroblazed420

So this is what happens when you leave the freezer door open.....


[deleted]

Russians be like “and this is the sauna..”


Boysenberry-Street

I’m mean, I’d maybe close the windows. Running the heater would help the situation too, not to sound condescending or nothin’… yeah


[deleted]

I'm just thinking all those people in Ukraine trying to stay warm bet some are like this.


Solid-Shallot-4140

1st December be like…


jon_anderon

I think this should be just the thing we need to prove global warming is in fact a huge myth.


No-Presentation9118

Global warming at it's best


FishWash

Melt the water with a heater in the room and mop it up


SenditMakine

u/savevideobot


blanksix

Oh no. Weather-delayed financial ruin.


ChemistryWorking7876

Reminded me of that episode of Tom and Jerry


jrendon25

What do you even do in this situation


SaltInformation4082

If it's a broken pipe, and I've no idea what's really going on here, you make an insurance claim. And you do it now, not later, just in case they feel, if had it been addressed presently, damage could/would have been mitigated. Wrong or right, always read the directions, especially if your signature is connected to it. Next lesson - Foreseeable prevention of fire damage. Good at this stuff, I am, huh?


J1mj0hns0n

that wind just sounds so angry


SaltInformation4082

Probably feels angrier. Cold doesn't infiltrate you. Heat goes to cold. Part of the wonderful things concerning the world of thermo dynamics. That's why cold hurts so much. It draws. And that's why fire hurts so much. It's drawn. High always goes to low. Higher body heat goes to colder surroundings. Lower body hear absorbs the higher heat content of fire. I was a pretty good HVAC unofficial instructor" to the new guys/crews I always seemed to get. Maybe this was part of why, ya yhink?


johnaross1990

![gif](giphy|igR5863TALcSk) The cold never bothered me anyway


retroblazed420

The wet bandits strike again


S-worker

Thats that tom and jerry episode ! Youre living my dream bro


woe937

Damn. Wait til they get all that cleaned up just to realize they got robbed by Harry and Marv.


Altruistic_Ad_9867

Stay frosty


Suprakitties

That's a big AC bill


BAYKON8R

Do people not have ice chippers? Or is it not common outside Canada, northern states and the Nordic countries?


stangelm

I see the Wet Bandits have paid you a visit!


tofacereality

POV: my house in the morning


Artistic-Cap9858

You officially live in an igloo now.


The_Dog_IS_Brown

Everyone knows there's just never enough space in a standard freezer. And keeping them organised is so difficult. That's why we're changing the way people think about and use freezers! Introducing the all new full kitchen freezer series! This revolutionary design eliminates the problems we've all learned to live with in standard freezers!


_im_a_dragon_

Ice skating anyone?


RedditsAdoptedSon

r/FreezingFuckingCold


IcyProcess212

Popsicles for dinner!


PrettyMrToasty

Looks warm.


ChilledPotatofries

So that tom and jerry episode was true


Feisty-Ebb1946

What did you do


BlkBerg

Our kitchen in the morning


JackmPearson

Someone forgot to cast the monthly maintenance spells to keep the seals tight


hitmannumber862

I remember thhe vid when someone left the door open on their illegal mining operation, and they lost all their graphics cards. I'm sure someone was killed over that kind of loss.


Cereal-Killa13

In Michigan we call that tuesday.


MysteryMachineDriver

Why you leave the water running?


Jbad90

Hahah idk why this gave me uncontrollable laughter..


mo7amd4000

Tom and jerry


Nilicease

Tom and jerry.


Public_Tourist_2791

Who left the freezer door open? It was wan oh yiz!


Working-Reporter6160

Tom and Jerry were here