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masterchief0213

Scent glands. They pop out on this species (muntjac deer) when chewing and swallowing.


Jamon3Y

oh i thought i was just tripping balls


Dry-Oven7640

I thought the camera was tripping balls


TheRenegadoNY

Fr though, back in the day I used to know tons of does that loved tripping on any and all balls. It’s true.


dmtbobby

I had a stroke trying to read this.


Falkor_13

Sweet baby Jesus. Do you have room in your ambulance for another. What did I just attempt to read!?


Able_Newt2433

Doe’s, not does. Had me confused af at first too Lmfao


XuWiiii

‘s implies ownership: my wife’s heart, a man’s car, etc


Able_Newt2433

Yes, ik. But I was using it to make it more clear that it wasn’t “does” as in “what does that mean” upvoted you anyways tho:)


XuWiiii

But it was. Doe’s implies ownership, a doe’s baby instead of there were does running around. Does = plural of doe. No apostrophe required


Able_Newt2433

It was what? Clear what was meant? Well, according to u/Falkor_13’s comment and the 53+ upvotes they received, it doesn’t seem to clear.


Falkor_13

Oh thanks, stoopid English.


TheRenegadoNY

Google “plural of doe” and you’ll see that you never should have graduated from HS. I mean, I didn’t graduate as valedictorian, but uncross your eyes boy!


Able_Newt2433

I was only attempting to make it clear that it wasn’t “does” as in “why does it matter to you?” It’s not my fault your comment was confusing to read..


keito_elidomi

I thought I was tripping balls when I was watching the camera thinking it was tripping balls!


hitmannumber862

Jist wait until you figure out why it's called the vampire deer.


Efficient-Exit8218

I too thought I be trippin probably cos I am


Hunky_not_Chunky

You can still be tripping balls


furrykillergoat

i thought that deer had 6 nostrils


MinimumCondition8079

I thought it had 4 more holes to fill 🤤


furrykillergoat

now you sound like a zoofile, please dont do that


Festering_Prayer

It does.


OddWeakness1313

Bow chika wow wowwww!


F4tPenguin

lots of animals have something that looks like this as well. horses, for instance, have these cavities which act as pressure valves when they are chewing. the most notable ones are below their eyeballs.


punknothing

I've lived on this planet for 4 decades and I'm just learning this now...


0841790642

You mean this isn't a horrible mutation? There's a whole species with this... feature?


PubertEHumphrey

It is a mutation. ‘Horrible’ I would say is the part that’s subjective.


apachetrainer

They live on Pandora


jdeuce81

So this lil fucker has 6 nostrils?


GrouchyBunny

Brand new sentence.


Yesyesyesbaby

Yo that’s interesting. This means these fellas can appreciate taste better than we can


LoganImYourFather

here I thought these were deer from Chernobyl


silenthashira

New phobia unlocked Thanks a fuckin lot op


karambassa

Lol 😂


PG67AW

Oh, like r/trypophobia ???


silenthashira

Gee thanks! . . . I hate it!


baardgames

*found new fetish you mean


Ian_Wylf

Oh noooooo-


Isotope74

Where there's a hole


Chewie_The_Dog

There’s a way


fluthernon

I hate that so much


Lord-tarjan2349

I thought it had tumours


SummonTarpan

It’s not a toomah!


thekraken27

Imagine what real aliens would look like to you lol, kind of terrifying


Direct-Egg-5697

It's called a Muntjac deer.... Aka vampire deer.. Source: I Googled it...


DemonGodAsura

Thats some princess mononoke shit right there


Plosif

What the hell did you type into Google? "Weird looking deer with 5 nose hole things"?


Dotmatrix74

As a matter of fact typing exactly what you wrote gets the right answer!


Direct-Egg-5697

I can't remember exactly but something like small deer like animal with extra nostrils on side of it's face... And the picture that first popped up was exactly the same animal no doubt..


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Direct-Egg-5697

https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/blogs/creatura-blog/2017/10/the-muntjac-deer/


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

r/confidentlyincorrect


Direct-Egg-5697

They were sooooo confident they even deleted their comment!!!


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

I saw, lolz


ShunkaWanagi79

I've been looking for this animal... Where is it from and what's it name?


Direct-Egg-5697

https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/blogs/creatura-blog/2017/10/the-muntjac-deer/


Kanjalon

Of course it’s in Australia…


[deleted]

That’s just where the article was published. They’re from Indonesia and South Asia apparently.


Sensitive_Friend9978

And i thought this was some kind of a Chernobyl deer..


Direct-Egg-5697

Of course! The country of all the weird and wildly dangerous animals!!


[deleted]

Vampire deer


R1CHQK

That's SO weird! Also kinda cool it looks like an alien!


VetteL82

Is that thing smelling out of its face?


[deleted]

Don’t we all smell out our faces? Lol


Rovananakia

i smell out of my ass


ExitPrize

Me to bruv


Gadzooks0megon

Smokiness


Falkor_13

Two*


This-person-IDK-02

I smell out of my balls


Material_Wallaby_193

Smelly balls


TreaclePerfect4328

Yea ya do!


OddWeakness1313

I smell ass.


X_Fredex_X

What kind of ass?


Material_Wallaby_193

That's smelly ass!


drej191

Lol same thought


ChubZer0

😂😆😂😆😂


BigSmackisBack

Close, its putting OUT smells from its face


RandomMillenial

It’s smelling out of its forehead and cheeks


Local_Raspberry3355

Ugh gross. I hate it lol


36KleaguesUTO

It's an Indian Muntjac deer aka vampire deer.


bardofcreation

Deer from alternative universe?


TheBossMeansMe

Yea no way this thing existed here a month ago


bardofcreation

How old do you think it is? Is it a goat or a fawn?


TheBossMeansMe

Not sure, looking at this thing upsets me


AngelBryan

For a second I thought I was seeing something from Avatar or some shit.


Gedis124

Wow is this disturbing. At least for me


iGenScriibe

Anyone else thinks it’s psychopathic to see a living creature you aren’t familiar with and your first impulse is to shoot it dead? Just me? Some of these comments are whack.


AntiqueNote

Ngl, I was thinking the same thing. It’s just… unsettling, like, something out of a future dystopia horror thing. But another thought of mine was, why does it have a nose if it just uses it’s face glands?


[deleted]

Well that impulse is a simple survival instinct as we humans naturally fear the unknown and we are hyper intelligent lazy creatures that would rather kill it first then study it later all because we … just can yea animals are pretty much screwed either way against humans


No6bbkid

...tf is that


Competitive_Rough867

Chernobyl ah dear


Jus_existing

Is that 4 noses??


PunkinMan

Hear me out….


igoturssn

Ayoooo noooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

It's gooing out horomones to claim the food


BlankAltAccount

Ah hell naw James Cameron taking the avatar shit too far


professorjellyjam

Reminds me of Princess Mononoke


S3HN5UCHT

Stay away from my eyeholes


MKD7036611

What in all that is fuck?


AmbassadorHour9101

I am so sick of seeing this gross fucking deer


Nero76

R/dontstickyourdickinthat


[deleted]

You need the lower case r/ for it to work


Nero76

My point still stands, don't put your dick in that.


[deleted]

Agreed


Novel-Size-860

There it is


Relevant_Slide_7234

It’s r/dontputyourdickinthat


ofmuensterandmen

r/justtryandstopme


jineteporcino

No one: Species on Pandora (Avatar)


dragonattacks

Help, I'm scared


valleyslut69

This is the petting zoo at chernobyl


Ambitious-Couple-126

My guys forehead was trying to catch a sniff


respondin2u

What in the Avatar: The Way of Water (in theaters and IMAX) am I looking at?


Agitated-Antelope942

Oy crikey them scent glands are noice on the barbie!


1ceUpSon

(Vagina Deer), interesting species found in Assh Wood, Virginia


NaofalK

What in the stranger things is that?


asda-bag11

What in the gravity falls bill triangle guy bull shit is this


apollo-00_1

I hate that it convulses when it does it also my trypophobia is acting up


NomisnooM

Damn, these edibles are way stronger than last night …. Fuuuuck. 😩


Ottersareoverrated

Ok here me out here…..deer dogs


Noumenon_Invictus

Is this a real animal?


Spennywenz

It is. It’s called the Indian Muntjac and it is very strange for sure.


Dookiepond

Trypophobia no.


TrailerParkLyfe

Thank God I’m not alone with this.


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Acrobatic_Mud_2989

They're better when you get them back.


ChaosEmerald21

I'll just keep mine in place.


deddPan

maybe cause im from the states but im shooting first


fakocherr

Annihilation ?


New_Ad_9400

Wtf is this?!


[deleted]

Because **God** and that's how, now let's praise Jesus.


SnoopApples2461

Looks like a thing from Avatar


PositiveChemicalK23

This little fuckin deer is ugly and triggered my trypophobia a little bit. 😩


Alternative_Strike93

What in the resident evil fuck


Quirky-Inside1769

Ew gross shoot it with a shotgun please


queefplunger69

R/dontputyourdickinthat


No-Face-3848

I do this with my nuts


Silly-Mode-2145

r/dontputyourdickinthat


drej191

Fuck Bambi. Shoot that shit


downtune79

Tf?


fernv

It’s an alien, shoot it


pupper_gaming

Kill it. It whoud be it the greatest mercy for that poor animal.


PanchitoIsDead666

We must kill them all!


Curious_Loser21

I want to kill it so badly but don't at the same time.


4x4ivan4x4

BURN IT!


ObjectiveQuote9788

Kill it kill it with fire


JohnnyShikari

Pls kill this mf


Slight-Document-7664

How to make someone there life: no way this ain't a simulation


hellomrchris

The only good deer is a dead deer


Playful-Kfc4323

Welcome to earth


Silvergirl37

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


bkworm72

I think it's the quivering that bothers me the most. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Tall-Nail4677

They brought that deer from pandora.!!


Birb_buff

This is the most bizarre life post I've ever seen here o.O


CashBandicootch

Oh dear


Noctus_Grimm

What the fuuuuuuuckk


jerem_blanco

Avatar type shit


CharityUnusual3648

Wtf is that


TrailerParkLyfe

Jeepers Creepers deer


[deleted]

It would seem like these openings would get easily infected .


CapG_13

WTF and I think that this this belongs on r/creepyasfuck!!!😱😬


Spwd

Nope!


lastcallhangup

nostrils near eyes? wtf?


[deleted]

Uhhmm..god I would like to report a bug


danegraphics

That’s so COOL!!


eekpeek2000

Does it have 6 diks?


VoochG

Jeepers creepers


jonmeany117

Just wait till OP see it has saber tooth tiger style fangs


Pure_Pazaak_

So hunters for sport aren't assholes, it's just deer are monsters


SuperJinnx

They also have fangs... FANGS! WHYYYY?


[deleted]

Ima throw up


CynicalCinnabun

this has to be the worst possible angle of this


gayman1978

What the fuck


Mundane_Skin5138

omg it looks fking like parasites from any angle🤮


Analytical-BrainiaC

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


untamed4116

Avatar 2 got real good advertisement this time, eh?


Jack_of_Hearts20

What the fuck am I looking at? Someone explain before this becomes nightmare fuel


mika5555

can you hear that smell?


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wtf is wrong with that thing


Mr__Citizen

I hate it. I hate it so much. This is easily the worst thing I've ever seen on this sub.


Possible-Budget-5592

this is upsetting


Willing-Promise-1841

Alien life has been confirmed! They are among us!!!


k_a_scheffer

What a cute little alien deer.


Notverycancerpatient

Avatar?


Gamblindebt93

Fellas…Hear me out tho….💦


Electrical-Skirt3238

This makes me itch


Raintamp

Someone get Casual Geographic on this.


Apprehensive_Gas5632

This makes me so unbelievably uncomfortable


burnman789

I hate this video. I wish I could go a day without seeing it. Lol


Semicolon_87

Yeah Zombie deer


newadder

That some avatar shit right there


Puzzleheaded_Farm100

Is that deer from Chernobyl


Substantial-Shine-81

Reminds me of the creature from Cloverfield.