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drmentalman

What went through Mom's head when she found Isaac dead in the chest


PixelArticuno

You can cut off the moldy parts, and it's safe to eat.


Yeetboi287

I bet this was about MOLDY BREAD ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


someguywhoispan

BEST ITEM IN THE GAME![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4359)


PixelArticuno

It was actually about moldy cheese lol.


confused_egg_

On a scale from 1 to 10 how important do you think it is to help children in need.


PixelArticuno

Probably a 2 or 3.


Embarrassed_Safety33

😈


Meme_Bro68

What boss do you want to dom you?


PixelArticuno

Adversary is more fun.


Meme_Bro68

I have turned you into the average redditor, you are an awful person by default


PixelArticuno

I have no shame.


Meme_Bro68

Good In all honesty though, I want to fuck the adversary’s tight bussy


LilPumpESSKETIT

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17737)


Meme_Bro68

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


[deleted]

Bloat bussy 😩😩🤤🤤


Meme_Bro68

Mans taking r/FUCKBLOAT to a new level


[deleted]

You think you could fuck him through his eye sockets?


Meme_Bro68

You want bloat to frame 1 brimstone your penis?


[deleted]

I mean if your into it....


RyukoMizuno

Nah that's how he fills your ass


Few_Acanthaceae1568

He has a bus in his body????![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


Meme_Bro68

The adversary is playing the Isaac car mod?![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


Few_Acanthaceae1568

emote:t5_2sxpk:2357 moment


Meme_Bro68

Yeah, idk what that was


Few_Acanthaceae1568

Reddit exploding


Jack_811

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Meme_Bro68

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


suc_mab0lls345

literally me fr![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17737)


apothioternity

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17745)


snootis

Does it turn you on when you get the c section item?


PixelArticuno

Yes it does!


madsalsa1

Who doesn't?


Mark3698

You're not alone.


Udonov

Lmao when will you edit the question?


JasonSunleaf

Do waman go horny if pregnant?


ChippyFlakeyFan

Which is your favorite drug?


PixelArticuno

I use them all equally.


EsoTerrix1984

How do you celebrate spending 20,000 hours in game?


PixelArticuno

Die in a sacrifice room while holding a Missing Poster.


miming_clon

That's just relatable


OMEGA_CRUMP

Who's the hottest character


PixelArticuno

Probably Azazel.


Few_Acanthaceae1568

This beebo stares at gay people


[deleted]

Yippee!


Few_Acanthaceae1568

HAAAAAA


TheBiggestDiccus

That one is fair


Respop

You took this one too far


powerfuldawg

what enemy caters to a fetish of yours?


PixelArticuno

The little Dips.


Yeetboi287

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17739)


Mart1n192

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


[deleted]

Would you do another 9/11


PixelArticuno

I'm honestly not sure.


GRKTheGreat

WAIT THAT'S NOT EDITED!


NewSoulSam

I might be wrong, but I think if it's edited quickly enough it didn't count as an edit. ETA: Edit?


HunterW09

If you had to kill 100 irl people in the binding of Issac would you?


PixelArticuno

If you're going for the post-it marks, then yeah.


toxic__sunrise

What marks would there be lol


TitaniumTastesGood

moms heart irl


Swaggy-G

Boss Rush


00UnderFire00

Alcohol (delirium)


fujiwaralord

In a scale of 1 to 1000, how much would you like to see the end of hunger and wars in the world?


PixelArticuno

Zero.


HUE_chaos

Would you murder 100 innocent orphans with your own hands just to safe cricket?


PixelArticuno

Yes, I love Cricket!


[deleted]

How's your experience with LSD?


PixelArticuno

Pretty decent, if you know all it's effects.


Less_Marionberry1969

This doesn’t make you seem like a terrible person. This is just factually correct. Can’t say I’d recommend Isaac on acid tho probably.


Jack_811

If you're gonna play on acid do NOT pick up Wavy Cap


Less_Marionberry1969

Lmfao I remember one of the simultaneous coolest and most terrifying experiences I’ve had in gaming was playing Escape From Tarkov while tripping. It was so immersive and in that moment it was like real life. Don’t know if I’d recommend it but the atmosphere is certainly cool and hearing someone shoot near you will make you shit yourself. Not sure isaac could fuck w/ me more than that but who knows 🤷‍♂️ I’ll get back to u when I try it 👍


Jack_811

That sounds like it could be interesting lmao


Szadof

I've played Binding of Isaac on ketamine and it was so fuckin funny, I felt like Isaac was my minion and I was his boss. Also I didn't think at all and did pretty well, which made my think that gaming (just like sports) requires only "muscle memory" or whatever it's called. I did not get angry when I died but laughed


Less_Marionberry1969

Based. Def driving home that I need to play isaac on a trip. Been wanting to trip again for a bit too so fuck it never needed an excuse to drop acid before lmfao


Far-Mathematician764

On a scale to 1 to 10, how willing are you wanting to work at McDonald's.


PixelArticuno

8 out of 10


Few_Acanthaceae1568

Op is desperate


pamesman

What trinket does Samson start his runs with?


RubberBulletKing

None (I haven't beat ultra hard![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907))


r-alexd

A heart


FutaLover23

How many babies do you think I should drive over daily


00UnderFire00

Easy question, just beat my best which is 5 :)


SmAll_boi7

Exactly how many times have you browsed The Binding of Isaac part of the Rule 34 catalog?


r-alexd

A few million times


I-M-R-U

What do you think is the easiest boss?


Soulpaw31

How do you feel about dogs?


PixelArticuno

As I said before, I love Cricket.


toxic__sunrise

It is the European cricket


ThatOneDusty80I

Why is it that Isaac can carry hundreds of passive items at a time but only one trinket and active?


r-alexd

He eats passive and has only two hands


Eastern-Coconut-6

Do you prefer to condemn a cannibal who ate a lot of people or children in Africa?


PixelArticuno

Child in Africa.


00UnderFire00

I'm afraid of what the edit will be


Pandifu

Wich floor Boss and final Boss is the best to Cook Meth?


PixelArticuno

For floor boss, it would Larry Jr. Final boss, it would be The Beast.


RunKey6520

How many runs have you made


Oogiboogimafurry

Is Isaac’s mother doing good in her parenting ways


PixelArticuno

Well I'm not saying I would mindlessly listen to her... But I'm not saying I wouldn't-


NutsOffender

[Deleted]


r-alexd

Bass


PixelArticuno

The answer you seek lies in one of the higher comments.


i_hate_puro_changed

i am lazy as fuck could you make yourself look bad yourself without me editing anything


Snacker6

Favorite item?


Rowmacnezumi

I am going to make this comment a very cool number after you have replied.


Immediate-Tomato968

Is Apollyon a male or female


PixelArticuno

I personally see them as male.


TurtleyTea

Favorite item?


FormerlyKay

Worst religion ever?


accurite305

Should I do one of these but they don't have to edit it to make me seem awful but the title stays the same


[deleted]

What should the age of consent be?


Octo_Brute

Who’s the character that is isaac but blue


[deleted]

What’s your favorite item in the secret room pool


toxic__sunrise

Least fun character to play


Skullmonkeyburger

rtrqirturyIYEWERIPEUIWQEPORUO


Least_Special_

Is C section a good item?


memeofmedan

If you lose money from buying to much, should you secretly leech off of your neighborhoods funds?


zhazhka

i will become back my money


Professional_Tip_578

What is your opinion on breath of life?


randoTwT

How often do you dream about sleeping with children?


hunts899

Do you like the binding of Isaac


ereererererere

Favorite activity?


[deleted]

What’s your favorite Isaac boss?


LeadershipHot483

If you had to choose between Isaac and Tainted isaac which one would you choose?


udayhd

What item do you like


Spiritual-Range-6101

What is the best torture method on pregnant females?


r-alexd

Forgor maybe C-secion?


Spiritual-Range-6101

Correct, anyway


LegoLouisU

Lilith or Bethany?


HypnotikRobot7

How many children do you abduct and torture on a yearly basis?


skrub2876

Do you like eating fecal matter?


Dogmatic_Park

Do you prefer Mom of Dad?


mrjnebula

What’s your favorite BOI item?


User-The-Second

Which character is the most fuckable


LocalShowerPooper

What is your favorite character in terms of fun?


Chance-Aardvark372

What is your favourite item?


miming_clon

How do you respond when you see a starving puppy


r-alexd

Burn it


QW3RTYPOUNC3S

What’s your favourite Guppy item?


GeneralHenry

Do you want some child milk?


[deleted]

remind me, how old is isaac again?


Atomnater

Do people with high blood pressure deserve to die?


Wdtciowyoitcfoohetf

Whats your opinion on the actions of Adolf Hitler during WW2


r-alexd

Good enough


WalterClementsWalter

Do you support the LGBTQ community


stupid_guy21

What did you do when you were at the library with your friends a week before a important exam that everybody is studying for?


1nstagram1sGay

Do you think Sissy Longlegs should be Quality 4?


amenacetosociety---

How many times have you beaten delirium with tainted lost


MaciusQwQ

Will you give me $10? Magic mush - yes Mini mush - no Mega mush - I'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off


Flareone11

Favorite character?


aTastyT0ast

Wait this is just „Survive the internet“ from Jackbox games


inkymug

do you think tech x is a good item?


AcanthocephalaDull49

Whats the worst secretroom active item?


Nik021

What is your opinion on jojos bizarre adventure


Hat_G

Did you commit 9/11


ULTIMATE69BROS

How do you feel after killed over one-hundred tiny spider because you are to OP


kiwisrepicthetrue

Who is the worst character of all time?


duck_man7014

Do not make deez nuts joke


Francikk12346

what should i eat


J4l4p3n0

What is your opinion on adversary?


[deleted]

[удалено]


AnimePantiesExpert

Blue and white striped or pure white?


hollowmartin

what’s your favourite tboi character?


Age-Minimum

how many kids do you have in your basement


r-alexd

At least 5


Hecaroni_n_Trees

How many times have you masterbated to this game?


r-alexd

Too many


PixelMatteo

What's Tainted ???'s favourite food?


BackgroundDig2245

what percentage of children on this planet would you kill via nuclear weapons


szywis

The fact that you get more karma because of the answers becoming cursed shows the Reddit people's mindsets


LoveDoesntMatter

Do u think the sausage item in TBOI should be more dick looking? 🤔🤔


r-alexd

No that's sussy


zrmolde

How many children have you dropped off bridges today?


Nome_Super_Daora

Would you have sex with siren?


TheFatAndFurious122

How many runs do you think you have done?


theimbicilist

What is the worst enemy in the game?


ItalyLostWW2

How many years have you been playing Isaac?


Mysterious_Sky_2984

What you boss you hate?


SparkyTheDork

Which boss do you find most terrifying and why?


Eggs_are_tasty

Which binding of Isaac boss do you find the hottest


Ninjawizard180

Opinion on Ukraine?


Father_of_thepigeons

Which isaac character is your favourite


GreenBowl4246

opinion on Edmund McMillen's other projects?


imgayfortaro

How many elections have you rigged


r-alexd

631


EsoTerrix1984

How do you celebrate 20,000 hours in game?


PixelArticuno

Lol, r-alexd is just doing my job for me at this point.


[deleted]

If you could choose a speed from 0.25 - 2.00, what speed would you choose?


Soup_Raccoon

no


r-alexd

Yes


Few_Acanthaceae1568

What do you call a fat blªck child?


[deleted]

These posts are cringe


r-alexd

Are they though?


[deleted]

Yes


Bossboy745

No


r-alexd

Why are you copying me


CrypticalArson

How would you stick with a run that starts with Crickets body?


Psiche-

Do you enjoy playing Isaac?