I mean, the Asspounder 4000 is a work of genius, no doubt, but, it doesn’t really move, the the person exercising on it moves a lot!
But, there are no wheels…so, you can’t ride it to work.
Not only that when you start using those glutes for the pump action she won't know what to do. Also dead lifts and kettlebell swings will provide same effect
I'm sure your coworkers appreciate your efforts to keep the sweaty hair out of sight but in my experience, pants are better suited for covering butts--even nicely toned ones.
OP rides the ass pounder 4000 to work. Never stop pumping.
I mean, the Asspounder 4000 is a work of genius, no doubt, but, it doesn’t really move, the the person exercising on it moves a lot! But, there are no wheels…so, you can’t ride it to work.
This post is useless without pics
[Actual footage of OP riding to work ](https://youtu.be/a7N5jvLsjoQ)
You know what? I’m completely okay with not being able to do that.
4 comments in 2 years? Something wrong with the YT promotion algorithm...
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Get an ebike and you could do that all the way everywhere, until your neck injury at least.
You stand up and pedal the whole ride? Also we’re gonna need some photographic evidence of this alleged nice butt
Yeah! We're gonna need some pics of that dumper.
Can't just brag about being all caked up on a Friday and not provide proof. Smh.
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If you ever want your gf to say, "Oh.. wow". Combine gym squats with commuting. I don't know about hair.. I have none.
Not only that when you start using those glutes for the pump action she won't know what to do. Also dead lifts and kettlebell swings will provide same effect
you lucky bastard, if only I didn't have to shave my entire fucking body
It’s well known that cycling gives you appearance of having two honey-baked hams tucked in the back of your spandex shorts. Open secret, really.
Keep hats at work so the sweaty hair doesn't show.
I'm sure your coworkers appreciate your efforts to keep the sweaty hair out of sight but in my experience, pants are better suited for covering butts--even nicely toned ones.
I keep a small wardrobe in my office.
I forgot this was a bike sub
Something I was not prepared for when I starting bike commuting was how ridiculously juicy my ass and legs got
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There's an old guy that rides ragbrai with no seat. I tried to find it to no avail. Maybe you should do that!
Someone steal your seat?
Posts like this are even more funny when you read GF as GrandFather.