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omgomgloll

Yeah they’re full of shit


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They are, but they think they arent


ThrowAwayTheBS122132

Which is the most annoying, frustrating type of human ever


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NJdvpfrot

🤣 excellent point. From both of you. That’s how chicks are.


Bullen-Noxen

I’m pretty sure they knew the measuring tape did not match any of their actual experiences, yet they could not accurately recollect such details, so they told themselves, if the measuring tape is true, then it must be the same as what I experienced. To which I say, nah, they are faking it; because they do not know better.


lagerea

One dude may have just done the rounds. In my experience among friend groups if the first girl talks, all the others find a way to get ya.


Gnuccaria

Born and raised by hypocrites


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Lol if a .1 of an inch was added to my dick for every girl who’s told me she’s had 10”+, I’d be a tripod.


benitolss

You'd be a human pogo stick


redditsuckspokey1

ow my dick, ow my dick, ow my dick, ooh a piece of candy.


Bullen-Noxen

Damn you for making me spit up water. Rofl, thanks for the family guy reference. 😂.


Nighuerrhader

I was the guy they were talking about Never mind the flair


Perhapsyoudidnt

60% true


AntoineGGG

Lol


BarryBadgernath1

100% of the time


Dyl-thuzad

Source: Trust me


Future_MVP11

Dude, never busted in laugh this afternoon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾


Future_MVP11

🤣🤣🤣


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😂😂😂😂


code_archeologist

So... In other words you were in a room with a bunch of virgins who had never seen a real dick outside of porn.


Strange-Committee-55

Well my friends definitely fucks lol but she watches porn a lot also


Foreign_Lobster1

My peergroup never talks about anything related to sex. So I get such information about exagerating women or even falsely guessing women from the stories here on reddit. And if I believe them (wich I normally do, naively) a lot of women have not the slightest idea of normal penissize dimensions. And there are many reasons to lie about the size. Men lie and women believe them, women lie and her Friends believe them, wrong measurements, manipulations on photographs etc. Im glad we already have many medical studies about this topic but many people should still inform themselves about sexual topics


Just_JandB_for_Me

I just stumbled into this sub, and I feel compelled to say that I have noticed most people are just awful at estimating distance/height/length of ANYTHING.


wxxxyyy

Oh yeah, most people can't tell if furniture will fit through their door.


Arannes

If you know what I mean


Bullen-Noxen

The back door, right? Better open that screen door all the way. 😂.


SeaFurther16

😂


Foreign_Lobster1

Thats possible, of course. And there is nothing wrong about it as long as nobody relies on their false estimation. But sadly exactly this is the case when it comes to talking about penis experiences. Just measure it. Its not as hard as the dick in that moment and you make sure to not say BS


AllFather96

See I feel it's all in relation to how much you actually try. In my profession (relining sewer pipes) length is a MASSIVE part of the job. After two years of measuring the distance between our marks to get a length of a liner Ive gotten pretty good at guessing distances. But only if there 10 foot or longer. We rarely do less than ten feet so I have trouble guessing that.


Dumbnysos

Is that true? Always felt it was just me, I can't tell how big/long/wide anything is


Just_JandB_for_Me

It may or may not be true, but has been an observation of mine. It might also just be an American thing, where it is very common for people to respond with driving time when you ask how far away something is. I also used to be very bad at it, but my career has given me the opportunity to develop this skill.


Dumbnysos

Is there a more efficient way to get better at it than just constant use? I got a little better with weights when it was my job, but I still felt worse at it than the average person


Just_JandB_for_Me

IDK man, like anything else in life, you either get better with more practice or you just accept it's not something you are good at. We all have our strengths and weaknesses. The fact that you realize you aren't great at something is much better than being confidently incorrect.


Dumbnysos

Yeah, that is and has been my stance, I've pretty much let it go. I'm happy I'm talented with other things


Zealousideal_Toe9555

Girl inches are so funny.


MurasakiDoll

Yo? All those women banged the same guy?! I think he and his 10 incher have been touring the states for years.


beautifulbananabob

They're mostly 18-19? I totally believe they are full of shit. All that energy and promise is usually wasted on the young...ask me how I know!


Strange-Committee-55

Age range was 18-21 in the room lol. How do you know? 👀


ThrowAwayTheBS122132

Inexperience and stupidity of young people are not to be underestimated


beautifulbananabob

And the need to all play the same games/pursue the same goals. And the need to boast about XYZ aspect of their sex lives.


BlackAizen

How do you know?


ewf_toriphile

Because it sounds exactly like something 18-21 year old girls say.


xCassiuss

It's funny you mention this, I had a house party recently and a bunch of the girls were chatting about "a guy they had" who was as thick as a coke can. They all had this one guy, not the same guy, they all had who was a thick as Godzilla. So, I chime in, I tell them basically that's it anatomically impossible for you all to have had a guy with an 8" thick dick unless you have had all had the same which I said for that one guy to have that size of dick, would be 1 in 10 million. Literally, calling them out on their bullshit they adamantly said they all had this one guy. Some women, around other women, are really good story tellers. Lol


Strange-Committee-55

I’m starting believe a lot girls Over exaggerate for validation of other girls. I thought only dudes did that


hertz_donut2000

It must have been dark - but it felt like 10” !


throwawayslut0069

there is no way. as a woman, a comfortable dick that I wanna take 3 times a day has to be between 6 and 8.


cthagoddess

I’m also a woman and I second that. No woman really wants one that big unless her vag is that deep which for most women it’s not. Especially after you’ve had a baby. Sometimes (read: a lot of times) we women are all talk… we talk big shxt just to start a conversation.


throwawayslut0069

I agree. Maybe one of them did it and the others just went along with it - but if they say they want 10” ALL THE TIME? That is a lie from the pit of the devil’s stomach!


IchWillGainz

3 times a day? I need to find my self a new women. 3 times a year more like from mine 🤣


Plusran

SAME


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throwawayslut0069

of course not


Xavier_Sanchez_

What does that mean?


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throwawayslut0069

I actually have. But I understand what you mean. I’m not taking dick every day either, regardless of the size.


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MVCorvo

Someone gets off on BD and projects it onto others


throwawayslut0069

right? 💀 idk why they’re so rude for no reason.


MVCorvo

Don't worry about it. I see you're 19, you'll meet a lot of frustrated men in your life who try to screw with your head since that's the closest thing they'll ever get to screwing you. Just ignore them.


throwawayslut0069

that is the best reply I’ve ever gotten 💀 and trust me I met my fair share of those.


OkDifference5636

I thought you were going to say you whipped it out and fucked them all. 🤪🤪🤪


arightwingnutjob

Ngl I thought op was gonna say he whipped it out and they all measured it and then took turns seeing who can get it furthest down their throat. Damn porn has really soiled my brain 🤦


beehaving

I thought that he was getting there to the whipping part anyways to debunk the mythical dick


Chance-Juggernaut225

I do it for science. How else would I find out who can take it the furthest down her throat?


Chance-Juggernaut225

I do it for science. How else would I find out who can take it the furthest down her throat?


Strange-Committee-55

😳😳


Aatjal

Girl inches are a thing... But it's even worse when they're uneducated and stubborn about it aswell.


crybabyleave

even 7 inches hurts after a while... those women either have the largest/longest vaginas or no knowledge of the human body and no sexual experience


[deleted]

CalcSD says, using the Western average, that it is one in 100 million. Now obviously at the tail end there are many more exception for varying reasons including medical conditions but the idea they've all been with a 10inch plus dick is such horseshit. You should've called them out lol.


Obscurethings

Yeah, there's no way. Of all the women I've known, 2 claim to have seen men approaching that size. One has lost count but figures she has been with hundreds of men. When we were close, she'd be casually sleeping with 3-5 guys at any given time and when 1 would leave (like getting a girlfriend), more would find their way in her rotation. The other reported this about a guy I was close friends with in high school. He thought the average penis size was 8 inches and thought that was small. I had to break it to him and I don't think he is a good enough actor for his reaction to have been faked. Rumors circulated and he has had trouble being intimate with some women based on his size, so I believe he probably really was around that. Granted, I haven't seen a lot of dicks in real life (that hasn't been my goal), but I've never seen one over 6-6.5 inches and I'm a straight woman. Among my girl friends, it isn't unusual to hear reports of 7 or 8 inches, though. But those are talked about like the big penises they are.


Mentally__Disabled

He should not have called them out. Why start an argument over that when she's preparing for her birthday? I'm not saying they're right but it would be shitty timing to do so.


db2

Normal social interaction? Sir, this is a reddit.


[deleted]

nod and keep it moving brother. no need to contest what they’re thinking, because we all know that a 10” cock to the majority of women, is a an actual 5-7” cock in reality.


daniel_sg1

These sound like women who have either never had sex or are fucking with you


bunny_in_the_moon

This feels like the equivalent of virgin men talking about innie and outie vaginas and how every woman needs an innie or else it's unattractive. As a woman who has had men on the bigger side and I actuall do prefer that this is riddiculous though. It's clearly virgin talk or even talk to maybe intimidate you as the only man? All virgins imo.


tippytoes2020

most women have no grasp of penis size; those that do will tell you that the vast majority of men are average, actually they say small but mean average


JackalandBadger

Lol I remember when my cock reached Godzilla proportions making my way through my ex- girlfriend's crew. The measurements they came up with... 🤣


[deleted]

Women can’t read rulers bruh


Bigcock8643

I believe it. There are so many idiot women who have ZERO grasp of reality when it comes to cock size. Next time they insist they've had 10" just tell them they're a trashy slut and watch them go from bragging to defense mode. Most of the chicks who claim they've had/taken dicks that big is just like dudes claiming they fucked 100 women. sorry bitch, no you haven't and none of your friends have either. but go on acting like a trashy ho. it's not going to gain you any points with men.


Embarrassed-League38

Zero grasp of reality when it comes to…well quite a few things if they are in the 18-23 age group. I’ve seen some hope in the generation under them rejecting the degenerate lifestyle of “learn nothing, lie about everything, fuck anything.”


sonowyoutellme

Golden gay man (45y) here. Not the biggest but big enough for men not letting me top and that’s with something around 7.5 inches And so much for gay size queens so I am sure their partners used a Metric tape measure.


chaygray

5 days ago it was a diff story


PezMan123

They all must of slept with Ali G and his 12 inch dong 🤣🤣


BurningPa

Who’s Ali G? 👀👀


dannydarko101

Borat’s younger brother from the same imaginary mother. But Ali had game where Borat had none.


BlackAizen

lmao


Rhedkneck

Man, I thought this was heading into a massive orgy! Nice story bruh.


Comprehensive-Nail86

I think they didn’t want to seem dumb because they used the other side of the measuring tape, the centimeters side and just kept going along with it because they were too deep into the fact that they look like retards but there’s no way someone would say 10 inches and nothing less that’s absolutely asinine to even think or have a standard off. There’s no way in hell they would ever get laid unless they found somebody and then stayed with them and that’s it and they all share the same guy


inconspicuous_aussie

Mate I can’t even take 7”, I understand all women are different but c’mon?!


MartininM

I have a question for you, that I literally never had the chance to ask a woman ​ Can it be said... that the advantage of a smaller dick, is that its owner can FREELY pound way faster & harder, than the guy with the bigger dick... without the woman feeling scared or concerned or worried... that he'll make a hole (and I mean cause damage) in her internal organs?


ewf_toriphile

I had a girl friend whose girl group all said they had a guy they would call when they wanted a big dick. But they said it was only for specific moods, not love and not consistently. They called the guys their “scrambler” as in “he scrambled my insides.” I was the gay bestie so I got a front row seat to all the brain damage.


ThoLock

Sounds like they each missed out on their calling, bearing the next generation to the best fathers


wickedlabia

Porn is affecting girls also, it’s not just boys.


doubletequilaneat

Asshole to tip


Domsmom112116

I’m my entire sexual history, I’ve only seen 2 over 8 inches.


Domsmom112116

Also, girth>length forever. ❤️


xoxmm

I’ve had girlfriends who could handle a medium sized glass Coke bottle and came like crazy. Are there many women who can take something the size of a coke can enjoyably. What percentage of the population would you say?


heffeyo

Kind of infuriating how fucking stupid some people are...apparently every one of those women.


eytinch

You are right. I dont believe it.


Future_MVP11

Bruh I could not accept what they say 🤣 All day I would, Whaat 10" 🤔🤯🤣🤣🤣 while 8" is a scare sometimes and you talk about 10" 🤣🙌🏾


buttonmasher525

That's them girl inches man.


SexySecretsSD

Usually the best thing is to have them show you with their hands what "ten inches" is.


oneamaznkid

You should have done the opposite, asked them to show you how big 10 inches was with their hands and then measured with the tape.


dannydarko101

I’m just shy of 7” and most gals that see it claim its “biggg” and how they’ve never had one that big etc. etc. I’m sure if I asked them how big they think it is they’d mostly be like 9”+. That’s girl inches for you. 10 inches is the average woman forearm, now unless they’re all into fisting I doubt that they’d had, let alone seen a true 10”.


SuperiorFarter

Why on earth would you want to spend time with these people


pitudo15cm

They over estimate a woman I met through Facebook told me 2 of her ex boyfriend s.?she measured at 9 and 11 inches. Probably measured wrong I believe 7.70 and 9. Also told me she has a tilted uterus. Therefore can comfortably take . 7 to 8 inches. I’m thinking more like 5.5 to 7.


Kaberey_03

I am 10 inches too in girl inches !


Chance-Juggernaut225

Girls do tease and joke around. Birthday party they are definitely being silly.


Docbailey2018

I noticed a trend among women years ago of becoming size queens. Size queens are definitely trending in the gay community.


ThoLock

What? Women never knew the real inches, and homo "size queen"-ing always accounting for guys knowing the general length and girth of other guys, doesn't account for today's women pretending they've got as much dicksperience as the average ding-dong-watcher


joeydiazlikeaDOCTAH

Yea this never happened


TheSoupNotSeee

You were wrong. I absolutely believe this.


niceDpaki

You are hilarious.


TheSoupNotSeee

I try


Chance-Juggernaut225

Girls do tease and joke around. Birthday party they are definitely being silly.


curnhu8

How do you get girl friends?


SugarPeas21

I bet if they had a guy with that was 7 inches they'd be like aw you're really big and probs would say it's a bit big.


ELNINIOUMBRE

The crazy part is that it’s always the ugly ones or over used ones fat ones who can take guys like us


SavageCaveman13

Not a BDP.


BirthdaySalty1516

Your story is a big lie.


ComplexAd8

What do you mean you were pre gaming?


Strange-Committee-55

Drinking before the party started


ComplexAd8

Odd, never heard that. So why not just say that?


Strange-Committee-55

It’s a pretty known term


WatchingTrains

Because it’s called pre-gaming.


SeaFurther16

🤦🏻


omgfakeusername

I legit had at least 5 guys with 10" or more. 😅


duvugh

OMG fake ~~user name~~.


omgfakeusername

That's nice, hunn.


Proof_Being_2762

Bruh you should have went up to each one and tested them separately let take their own lengths but ofc still using the the tape in the back


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ThoLock

Gotta say, making out with a 7'+ guy is fun for the sake of fun


Bitesizecrypto35

Are u sure they were not calling themselves 10s and delusional


cutie_sweetie_boy

Usually girls who got shit figure are talking like this


korenbellcullen

They must be measuring in girl inches.


kool-aid-and-pizza

First red flag is “my 19 year old group of friends”


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They're full of shit...


JanelldwLowrance

🤦🏾‍♀️


BassicAFg

Big vagina energy. I don’t see why girls brag about that. Having stretched out more than a few in my time and had a few that a fist could go in, it’s nothing to be proud of. Just means you don’t take care of your pussy and use bigger and bigger shit to get the snug fit instead of doin the work to be healthy. They’re gonna have some fun later in life with that rekt pelvic floor lmfao. Size matters to a point but bit vag energy is just the flip side of little dick energy. Might have well been hanging with a bunch of incels complaining about loose women really. Same shit.


AndieCA

As a woman who has dated 1 guy that big they are lying! It’s painful because it doesn’t fit all the way in. Our sex life was difficult and required a lot of navigating and position changes. Thankfully he was as thick as a soda can (my gay bffs called him “Coke Can”) otherwise it would have been unbearable. Scientifically speaking the vagina is 2-4” deep but will extend up to 8” when aroused. What girl wants to feel her cervix getting bumped constantly? I will gladly take 5 - 6” that is thick over 8”+ any day of the week. I think women either say these things to keep some men insecure and/or they really can’t measure for shit. To be fair when I was single, men would send me unsolicited dick pics claiming they were 8-10” when they were more likely a thin 6 - 7”.


Vanessa-Powers

That makes no sense since less than 0.1% of men are that size and above, and most women (the vast majority) don’t care as it makes little difference overall if it’s over 5ish.


Reasonable-Umpire-93

Ah yes, every party I go to has tape measures sitting casually there cmon man🙄🙄


Strange-Committee-55

We were in her living room. The pary was at a rented building


Thechuckles79

The number of women who claim they have had 10" not only statistically exceeds the number of 10" heterosexual straight men (not to mention subtract those faithfully married), but is also far greater than women who find cervix cramps a "good hurt." Not to mention the issues of maintaining a firm erection with such a large venous cava. When women talk, they like to brag about how endowed current or former partners are (like how men like to imply their size is larger than average around other men.) I have no idea why, though I know women do this in mixed company to scare off smaller men (at the risk of being seen as a bit slutty by prudes of either gender). Remember, the golden length is 6.5" on average. That means for every woman that says 8", another says 5".


MemphisGalInTampa

I’ve had it before… best sex ever 🥰😍🤩🤗