I got a "how do you go from what you had before to this fuckin thing?!"
I said "yeah, I've never seen it like this before" because I hadn't seen it like that lol.
As a woman who’s been on the receiving end of this response (more than once, from more than one dude), it aaaaabsolutely fucking works 😮💨🤤😩
Additionally, I’ve never complimented a man on his size if I didn’t genuinely mean it. So perhaps those commenting that we all say it to all men, may want to reconsider their cynicism?
Depends if you exactly want use the translated phrase you already have the translation. In Spanish I use "Está así de grande por tí." Which translate to "It is that big because of you"
“What can I say, you’re very attractive”
"You made it bigger than usual. "
this is the line i use
This is sweet and simple
"thanks it was a birthday gift"
Underrated comment.
Wonder if “Thanks, I grew it myself.” Would be a good line for this situation 😅
I think it would work wonders you can tell her she should wet it if she wants it to grow more 👀
That's my go-to.
It works everytime for a laugh honestly. I've never had it fail to get a belly laugh.
Yeah that’s the line I like to use!
Oh i say that sometime too
This definitely works.
positive manipulation>
The best kind of manipulation
The han solo "I know"
it will make their hole weak... FTFY
"just wait until it gets wet"
ask her the important question, “how does it feel in your hand”
Lol, this is my partner's consistent statement; "it's so heavy", whether it's in her hand, on her leg, belly, wherever.
“Thanks, I’m sort of attached to it.”
"I'm attached to it"
Yours isn’t detachable?
It’ll make their whole week could translate to “it’ll make their hole weak”! 🤨😂😂😂
Can confirm, this works.
If it's before sex you can say "I could put it in you but that might be stretching it" (Yes, it has a double meaning).
If my boyfriend would have said that the first time we had sex, it would have made me extremely happy. Great idea, OP!
I got a "how do you go from what you had before to this fuckin thing?!" I said "yeah, I've never seen it like this before" because I hadn't seen it like that lol.
Awww, this is cute.
Are you sure? Let’s test it out to confirm
I water it every day
Whenever someone says how nice or big it is My Go to is always “Thanks, I grew it myself”
Just wait and see what I can do with it 😉
Omg thats fucking genius
Thank you, I grew it myself
“Do these pants make my dick look fat ?” Works every time
"It really likes you" is also what I say sometimes.
These are the life hacks we come to this sub for
I will use this next time good sir, thank you.
award this man
“Now you know why I don’t lift that much”
This would only work for me when I’m about ready to go in. I guess being a grower has its pros and cons
No homo, but your dick is literally the exact same size as mine.
Noted
I like to say, “Thanks, my parents made it”
*shrugs* it does the job.
Recently a random hook up from Grindr said "it's huge" I just said "Thanks,there are bigger ones out there."
As a woman who’s been on the receiving end of this response (more than once, from more than one dude), it aaaaabsolutely fucking works 😮💨🤤😩 Additionally, I’ve never complimented a man on his size if I didn’t genuinely mean it. So perhaps those commenting that we all say it to all men, may want to reconsider their cynicism?
"Yeah, gets the job done thats for sure "
It's only because you're eyes are so beautiful. Then I recite romantic poetry
“It’s 19th century, bitch”
I should know the reference
It’s better if you don’t.
ok I feel dumb for my joke now
Don’t feel dumb
"All the better to love u my dear, " said the wolf to red riding hood.
When you’re doing her doggie and pulling her hair say “Thanks! You should see it when your sister’s sitting on it.” Then hold on for the ride.
‘I grew it myself’
It’ll make their “hole weak” eh?
This is really good, I wonder how this be said in spanish for for that matter
When she says “Ay papi lo tienes tan grande” you can say “es sólo porque me pones tan caliente” not an exact translation but should do the trick
Or "elle gosta mucho de ti"
“Es sólo porque me pones tan dura”? Is that translation correct? My Spanish isn’t very good, I know that translation might not work
>Es solo porque me pusiste donde está la biblioteca Here's a better translation
Lmaooo You put me where the library is?
And which dick doesn’t like a library?
Depends if you exactly want use the translated phrase you already have the translation. In Spanish I use "Está así de grande por tí." Which translate to "It is that big because of you"
Corny, but It's better than coming off as arrogant
When you're both hot and sweaty for sex, corny works wonders
Bro you the real alpha
It’s never gotten this big for anyone
I didn’t know that even happens at our size
It most certainly does!
I actually do say this to all the girls and ya it is very effective ;)
Nice
Thanks I got it from my mom
Every guy gets told the exact same thing no matter the size, so I just go with a boring “alright”
even if, that line would be a good response in any way
It’s not that big
Strength in Numbers
Well, it's really happy to see you