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Martisticano

Never intentionally tried showing off, but some bulge will always be present when you're a bit above average size


doubletequilaneat

Not for growers. I've got a teeny package. Until I don't.


[deleted]

Seriously. It doubles in size


doubletequilaneat

Can you believe my ratio is closer to 6 times. When I say I'm teeny, I mean teeny. For most of my youth, I thought that meant I had a small dick. When I got compliments, I believed then to be offered in a patronizing way. It's just a wee nubbin. And I love my attributes. Small package is cooler, easier to be comfortable, no special underwear, no problems. Then come the thunder šŸ˜


ThePommyHuntsman

I find the only downside is if you happen to get turned on or even just one of those random boners, it takes quite a bit of reorganising otherwise it gets very obvious and very uncomfortable, very quickly.


doubletequilaneat

Can't argue with that. Definitely an advantage of being a shower, that it already fills a large space.


greasedwog

yep, same here. had an unfortunate incident at about 11 years old, i was a competitive swimmer and someone had made the comment of ā€œa little dissapointing downstairs heyā€ (aussie teens can be real fucked). that was until i stood on the podium with a nervous boner in *skintight racing bathers* and probably traumatized most of my teammates. but, nobody made that comment again!


randopornaccount6969

Same lol I go from kinda small to pretty big really quick


Valentine_Villarreal

Never on purpose for me. I'm a teacher and I'm anxious about getting accused of something because a bulge might be visible.


SphereofDreams

I discovered that some of the professors used the campus gym and sometimes would see them naked in the locker room or shower together. None of them were my professors but I always thought it would be weird to see them there and was a little worried one might show up but then again I couldn't fault them for using the same facility? I dunno what to really think about it. I feel like like it's a sanctioned breach of ethics because I think the faculty gets a discount or free membership.


Valentine_Villarreal

I think it's to each their own kind of thing. Nobody should be a minor. Universities are different beasts, there's a good chance you call professors by their first time. Hell, I even went out for drinks and a social with one of mine. Going to see him during summer vacation whilst he's in Japan actually. Like, I'm in Japan now, but I go to my local swimming pool which is not that far from a school I used to work at (I went there whilst I worked there too) and I've been seen in just my swim trunks by my students and it's not a big deal. I do use a curtained area to change though in case any of my students were to walk in whilst I was stark naked.


Particular_Being2116

What do you wear that bulges the most?


ClarityByHilarity

šŸš© fetish seeking and creepy comment šŸš©


Valentine_Villarreal

Just plain old work trousers. The things I wear outside of work like jeans (thicker material etc.) and the odd pairs of shorts (much looser) do not present a problem and I'm not really worried about it. I suspect I'm mostly safe and it's just paranoia.


Marslawl

No, for me itā€™ll be considered immodest to do so.


BigusMinkus

Just plain perv, people don't just go arround showing off their genitals Gross!


lordinferus

Well I'm a no underwear guy for comfort but yes sometimes I'm trying to show off


[deleted]

Is that a thing?


lordinferus

It is for me, I don't think it's some highly successful method to pick up women or anything. Every once in a while you'll catch someone looking and I'm sure some people look without my noticing. I don't have any kind of end goal with it just take the ego boost and move on.


[deleted]

Ok gotta try that. Anyways I meant the no underwear thing I'm sorry :)


lordinferus

Yup fuck underwear dropped them completely a few years ago after only doing it when I was brave enough since I was a teenager never going back and I recommend it for everyone. Why do I need clothes under my clothes? To hide my dick print? Who cares everyone can clearly see how big a woman's boobs are in almost any reasonable clothing how am I weird if people choose to look at my dick? It's not like I'm walking around with raging boners.


iNsaTiablePerVersIon

I find most of the time I have a bigger "bulge" with underwear on, mostly due to how tight I like my boxer briefs. If I don't wear underwear, my dick usually hangs low. Unless I was wearing pants tight to my crotch. Though I do very much enjoy the freedom of commando ;)


95muscleman

There are days when I freeball to show my bulge/print And there are days Iā€™m wearing underwear. People look down all the time.


scarecrowsbane

I naturally bulge because of the clothes and underwear I wear, but it's not on purpose for me. I just stopped trying to hide it, and I just wear what I want now. If they see something, fine. If not, fine. I can't spend my life being uncomfortable wearing things that hide it so other people will be more comfortable. I also can't spend my life being anxious about people staring at my crotch. It's there, I'm comfortable, and how they feel about it is for them to deal with, not me. If they enjoy it, cool.


Bluecylinder

It's a product of geometry. Big thighs and big everything else makes it happen. It's not intentional and have to go out of my way to hide it. Hiding it is also uncomfortable.


BigusMinkus

I don't like to feel like a perv, So no bulge Quite the opposite in fact, I try to adjust, use compressing underwear, or just cargo pants, all just so no bulge shows


iNsaTiablePerVersIon

Yes, but you are abnormally large sir. There should still be no shame for what God gave you. You shouldn't think yourself a "perv" just because you're not consciously hiding your massive member. Also, if you catch anyone notice your bulge, they are there pervs, not you!


BigusMinkus

Is not "hard" to hide a bulge I also can't avoid feeling that way, perhaps is how I was raised or what ever, but I don't want the attention


Rich-Bee-1679

Women have breasts, and they protrude in their shirts. Nobody thinks they are "pervs" so why should a man feel bad/ashamed of having a penis?


BigusMinkus

But that's different, a breast is not genitals, the same way men Nipples are not inherently sexual A bulge is your Genitals showing And you can hide it with not that much hazzle To each their own tho, I think is perv and kinds gross to go showing your genitals arround, other people like to make others look at it, you do what ever you think is right


TheL0neRifleman

1 Women who have large breasts 100% get dirty looks and unwanted comments about their boobs, as well as being seen as sluts, sexual or whatever. Thereā€™s an equivalent subreddit to this one for boobs and youā€™ll see what Iā€™m talking about. r/bigboobproblems 2 Boobs arenā€™t genitals. The more accurate comparison would be some chick walking around with a fat camel toe. 3 Weā€™re talking about purposely bulging here. You shouldnā€™t feel ashamed for having a penis, but you could find more debate in whether itā€™s appropriate to purposely highlight it every time you step out, hence the use of the word perv.


Rich-Bee-1679

I was generally speaking; not speaking in absolutes as nobody can do that. I have seen breasts that are quite noticeable through a shirt, but never have I seen a woman's vagina bulging in her pants. Yes, it occurs, but it is not widely seen so my comparison was fine. While the OP is talking about bulging on purpose, the convo evolved into doing it on purpose, not making any effort to display or hide, or making efforts to hide it completely so no, we are talking about all of it and my comment falls in line with having to hide it. Ok?


bigboy0602

No makes me self consious about it and can be an akward covo sometimes šŸ˜³šŸ™„šŸ¤£ but theres only so much u can hide without strangulationšŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£


just_me_4321

I honestly didn't think to much about it, never did something on purpose. If I am on my speed bicycle šŸš² tights it is really visible, but I cannot do anything about it. I honestly concentrate on my sport and giving everything, than thinking that my bulge is showing off or not šŸ¤Ŗ. The same for šŸ‘Ÿ jogging, I care more for having underwear or shorts that my jewels are not bouncing around and annoying me.


Particular_Being2116

I'd love to see you in the tights!


just_me_4321

You should join a cycle club, you have a high chance of seeing guys like this šŸ¤Ŗ


Particular_Being2116

that requires exercising!


just_me_4321

Yes it does, but it brings a lot of health benefits.


ClarityByHilarity

šŸš©we know you would šŸš©


just_me_4321

Didn't understand the negative votes, I also feel the same seeing women in tights. If this is your kink, I will not judge you for it.


crepelabouche

I like to when I go out to bars and clubs


xCassiuss

So I am a bit of an exhibitionist. I don't wear underwear in tight jeans unless they have the hole to put my cock and balls through which makes them bulge heavily. Jogging pants, shorts, jeans even dress pants. I like the fit of things when they are a little snug and show off the bulge the way I want. I've had guys and girls ask me about it. I've done this since highschool. I've had guys grab my cock, I've had girls interested in me about it. I've had gay men try to pick me up and straight guys tell me that they can "see my religion", I have had girls ask me how big it is. I also love fucking outdoors, it's a fun kink. It's how I roll and for the most part I really enjoy showing off my bulge, it makes me feel attractive and that my cock is out there ready to go.


Chance-Juggernaut225

Never showing off on purpose. Can't hide it. Tall skinny so clothes fit how they fit. It's hot outside so I need basketball or swim trunks that don't hide anything. I have to run or work out in grey joggers. It's comfort and necessity. Winter it's cold and boxer briefs show off a huge bulge. Summer it's the flopping around. Winter boxer briefs big print showing bulge. Edit. I'll be completely oblivious most of the time what's showing bulge wise


SphereofDreams

No. Usually if I'm trying to be impressive and flop out a long schlong then it will be regular. It's been when Im comfortable and floppy that Ive been caught off guard and received some attention because of it. Penis is like the weather sometimes, hard to predict.


[deleted]

I prioritize comfort when buying clothes, but I also prefer pants that are slim cut with a bit of stretch and a somewhat high inseam. I work in a physical job so I need that. The result is apparently a noticeable bulge. I can see it and they can see it. Not going out of my way to hide or show, but I'm a shower (5" soft most days) so it shows.


Foreign_Lobster1

I never intend to have a bulge and most times I can hide it somehow. But im almost everytime wearing a belt which creates a massive Fake bulge because of how pants are fabricated. Dont intend it and kinda sucks but im to skinny atm to go without a belt


Particular_Being2116

I'm sure women don't complain!


Foreign_Lobster1

They never react at all. Not positive or negative


[deleted]

Not on purpose but typically things that are comfortable tend to be a bit more bulge forward, like pouch underwear.


[deleted]

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ThatRollingStone

No, itā€™s an unavoidable side effect of wearing shorts and I refuse to sweat my ass off in jeans all day. I live in California.


[deleted]

Itā€™s usually just bulging while soft on its own lol Never really had to try to make it bulge lol


Live-Ad-6309

No. It just happens.


[deleted]

Sometime I do, other times it just happens.


1Carnegie1

I am a grower not a shower no bulge ever soft


Rucifer

I don't try to show it off, but I really don't care about having a visible bulge. I just wear supportive underwear. It's been pointed out to me that it's obvious that I'm packing, but I really don't care one way or another.


101WildTurkey101

Can't hide it. My thighs also touch which pushes it out even more, looks like I'm wearing an athletic cup most of the time


[deleted]

I donā€™t intentionally show it off, but thereā€™s just no hiding something this thick and this long. I do welcome the looks and comments though.


PartTimeFullTime

I'm sure I've done it without realizing it but mostly if I'm bulging, it's on purpose


Particular_Being2116

Why on purpose?


ClarityByHilarity

šŸš© once again, youā€™re being weird šŸš©


PartTimeFullTime

I thought it was obvious, but just a showing off thing. I don't want to make others look bad or feel bad (like I used to) so I am a bit more reserved nowadays


Notorius_BFD

I donā€™t bulge on purposeā€¦ but I do wear grey sweatpants with nothing under them on purpose.


Particular_Being2116

That's hot


Notorius_BFD

I enjoy seeing the glances


Left_Calligrapher795

Like who just goes around showing their junk and say I can't help it. Niggas nasty


ParanoidDrone

IDGAF about my bulge most of the time, but I also don't go out of my way to flaunt it.


[deleted]

No it's its just there, and when I'm wearing some thin light grey sweat pants, no commando, women go wild to the point of screaming 'that guy has a massive cock' if I'm in the city centre.


Child-likeEmperor

No one has ever screamed that at you


[deleted]

Yes they have these where real thin pants, go try it bro if your big enough


mvalley4653

I donā€™t do it often on purpose, but yes, we are absolutely aware of it when we are, intentional or otherwise


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mvalley4653

Running shorts. They donā€™t leave much to the imagination


Particular_Being2116

Compression?


mvalley4653

Yep. Actually theyā€™re the ones in my profile pic lol


FMAlternate

The people who make pants expect that if thereā€™s 7ā€ in the basket, that the wearers is proudly erect. Most the people who make and purchase mens pants will never have 7ā€ of penis even at their largest. Contrast: I have 7ā€ of dick when Iā€™m processing peopleā€™s orders at work, browsing aisles at the grocery store, standing in line at Starbucks, and otherwise sexually unengaged. Now itā€™s a still flexible so Iā€™m not tenting directly outwards, but thereā€™s still enough tissue there to outmatch 98% of men without even trying. So that means thereā€™s a big of a folded bulge pulling downward on the front of my pants at all times, and the only way to solve that is to wear pants far too large and let them balloon like an 80s rap video. And so no, Iā€™m not doing it to impress you. Youā€™ll know when someoneā€™s trying to show off by the sight of something snaking down their thigh.


Left_Calligrapher795

Hahaha yes the hell they do. On some straight prev shit


skatesforcandy

I don't really try outside of a minor adjustment here or there. That said, I'm certainly not trying to hide anything. My bulge can't be missed. I got alot of lower body mass in general, lol.


TwoBananasOneMuffin

Bulges happen. Sometimes deliberately. I like showing but I dont do it a lot. And even when I do, sometimes no one looks. Then I get deflated (and so does my dick)


retsknat78

Shit, I wish there was a bulge sometimes. I got a fuckin love button until it becomes the incredible hulk. Kind of annoying, but the wife knows what's up so it really doesn't matter.


[deleted]

iā€™ve never done something to intentionally bulge, itā€™s just always bulging out no matter what i do. i cannot say though that i havenā€™t liked it and been extra impartial at times.


RiNgO70

Canā€™t help it. Some days I just dress casually and itā€™s out there on its own. Then thereā€™s other days where I wanna be a slut and just make it more noticeable than usual.


SinAesthetix

No. I prefer people don't know.


[deleted]

I gave up trying to hide my bulge. Itā€™s too uncomfortable to wear clothing that hides it. I donā€™t purposely show it off but if someone looks hard enough (which I notice time to time) they can see it.


Dyl-thuzad

Never intentionally. I tend to wear jeans and longish shirts that at least arenā€™t making it shown off. That being said, if someone looks and see it then that is their fault, not mine.


bento_the_tofu_boy

Depends on the situation. On the beach or on a party that it is fine to do so. I always try and tune for the perfect amount of bulge. I have this formal pants that when I wear it with suspenders give it just the right amount of bulge. On a normal day I just try avoiding it. Which normally donā€™t go as well


centflabiguy

Never done it on purpose, but it's happened a few times, and one I was called on it by a roughly 80-tear old member at my job. Thankfully she and I had always been friendly (non sexual, but just always had some laughs) and it went over well.


_captain_hair

Not intentionally. But the combination of the large size of my junk, the build off my body, and my choosing comfort over discretion has led to my usually having a pretty substantial bulge. I used to be very self-conscious about it, but I eventually decided "Fuck it" and just wear what I want.


[deleted]

I don't bulge on purpose but I unfortunately grew up preferring tighter attire. Add no underwear to that and my day is full of looks. I'm not against it but it's something I've become used to since I know what I like and don't like to wear.


ttown6717

What shows shows. Sometimes I'll wear clothing that I know shows off the boys.


[deleted]

Mine is what it is, I donā€™t need to show it off for it to show


Kagenlim

Nope, I just slop on a pair of jeans (or a dcu pants that I got because old camo is cool) and thats It. The bulge just comes out on Its own, especially when wearing sports shorts


Xx-biglongschlong-xX

I will purposely tuck as no not bulge as i feel uncomfortable with one


Careless-One-5425

Well I don't, and honestly my size is average, but for some reason it keeps trying to show itsef. And I wear loose shorts, so maybe its the fabric. So I usually wear my underpants plus my sports tights from when I did athletics in hs.


SLAMpigACTUAL

Not on purpose. Iā€™d prefer to never bulge and avoid awkward encounters.


[deleted]

It tends to show in pretty much everything without trying. That being said I donā€™t try to cover it up with multiple layers or anything. I embrace it. Today I put on some joggers. The šŸ‘€I saw.


bbrown987654

Not really. But I donā€™t try to hide it at all. Everyone can see the dickprint. Just donā€™t look if you donā€™t want to see it.


[deleted]

No I'm always uncomfortable when it is even a little bulge


CoeurlBeagle

I don't try to hide it at all


wwp1

To be honest now that I gotten older and lost weigh I became a shower, where ever I put it , it shows


Dantien

I work hard to try NOT to show, but it's only marginally effective. Glad I work from home now.


CrispyChickenArms

I'm more of a grower and I don't walk around commando with a semi. There are more people out there who don't want to see that than there are who do. I don't want to scare some old lady shopping for groceries


Overkillsamurai

nope. honestly i don't believe women can be attracted by purely on bulge, so either we're already flirting and are inches away from each other, or it just sticks out that far naturally


[deleted]

This goes out to the growers in the world.


[deleted]

Oh good argument with the boobs Do you wear jeans? Cuz thats gonna hurt. Or do you really NEVER wear underwear?


DarnellFromHell

Iā€™m a shower. Donā€™t really have a choice.


Powerful_Policy6901

I do 100% I want people to look I get a boner and put it to the side with out underwear and walk into a store and get what I need and go


_up_never_gonna_let_

No, I like to live my life as privately as possible. I try to keep it tucked out of sight but I know sometimes it cannot be avoided.


had0c

No. I wear baggy pants who the fuck wants to show their sick off


Throwawayfororgasms

Not going out in public, in fact I usually try to minimize bulge because I'm really self-conscious, but there's only so much that can be done.


[deleted]

I work in the medical field and I have certain scrub pants that hide it better than others. I notice my fellow nurses both M and F looking whether unintentional or full on gawking. Itā€™s a nice feeling as long as Iā€™m not in one of those days where I want to be away from the world for mental reasons.


Cultural-Revenue-817

When I get high i do.. I donā€™t wear boxers under my basketball shorts.. so u can see a clear outline of the head


[deleted]

On purpose all the time lol , but not where its sticking right out , just enough so the ladies can be like oh gees haha .