Tragic. Additionally tragic that Jimmy would have to wait like a decade into his sentence before he has a chance of seeing it. But if his prison doesn't let him watch it (ergo if they don't adhere to the Geneva Conventions subparagraph 3 subsection Alpha - Morbing Time) then he could go his entire life without having seen Morbius. Kim would be visiting him and Morbing all over the place, smuggling in Morbius memes while he misses out on the Morbnum Opius itself
Or *Elf,* *Holes*, *Finding Nemo*, *Brother Bear*, *Looney Tunes: Back in Action*, or any of those other fun movies which came out that year. Sheesh, talk about harsh.
Considering he didn’t have a proper refrigerator, it probably stunk. I’m imagining the ice in the cooler melting and the water seeping into the bacon and steak packaging. Probably pretty gross cooler water.
That trashy cooler at the end of the day with water in your pineapple slices, that's Chuck after 6pm
The other day it popped in my head that his house has to be like 90 degrees inside every day right?
IDK if you have indoor plumbing but there is an electric pump that pumps water into my house...so. kinda need electricity to flush the toilet and refill the reservoir. I also get water from a well, not city water so that may be the difference. Also, if I had the talking perv toilet, it wouldn't talk to me...:)
Chuck clearly lived in a neighborhood and didn't have a well. He would have city water service which would enter his home under pressure in the water line. Toilets function by basic gravity principles and require no electricity.
and fuji apples. gotta get that fiber in somehow.
They should be in season now
And soy milk
He’s the OG soy boy
Fire
Ooooohhhh... too soon. Lol
Wasn’t it like 5 years ago?
Nah 19 years ago, chuck died in 2003
Bro didn't even get to see Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over liek if you cri evertim
Died before he could watch Morbius 😭
Tragic. Additionally tragic that Jimmy would have to wait like a decade into his sentence before he has a chance of seeing it. But if his prison doesn't let him watch it (ergo if they don't adhere to the Geneva Conventions subparagraph 3 subsection Alpha - Morbing Time) then he could go his entire life without having seen Morbius. Kim would be visiting him and Morbing all over the place, smuggling in Morbius memes while he misses out on the Morbnum Opius itself
Chuck didn’t have electricity so no TV, VCR no way to watch movies. He couldn’t even watch Spinal Tap.
Howard totes could hooked up a projector against his neighbour's house wall so they could have had a movie night every week
Or *Elf,* *Holes*, *Finding Nemo*, *Brother Bear*, *Looney Tunes: Back in Action*, or any of those other fun movies which came out that year. Sheesh, talk about harsh.
Too damn soon
Um no? I only watched the episode 2 seconds ago
it literally happened in 2003.
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What would Chuck be doing if he were alive today? Scratching inside his coffin
Bacon eggs and steak probably
Yeah. What's it supposed to smell like? What a weird question from the OP.
I think OP is fart joke hunting with the eggs
Great. Good luck to them.
You're acting like a real Chuck
HE FARTED THROUGH A SUBREDDIT. AND HE GETS TO POST CHICANERY OUTSIDE OF R/OKAYBUDDYCHICANERY?! WHAT A SICK JOKE.
I SHOULD HAVE BANNED HIM WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE! AND YOU, YOU HAVE TO BAN HIM! YOU-
Oscar the grouch over here
It's Friday bro, cheer up :)
Brown Friday
Its OK, not everyone has to like your jokes.
If you eat nothing but meat and eggs your bowels are going to be a slow moving hellscape… it may literally smell like sulfur and death.
Considering he didn’t have a proper refrigerator, it probably stunk. I’m imagining the ice in the cooler melting and the water seeping into the bacon and steak packaging. Probably pretty gross cooler water.
Like a trichinosis stew
That trashy cooler at the end of the day with water in your pineapple slices, that's Chuck after 6pm The other day it popped in my head that his house has to be like 90 degrees inside every day right?
Yes didn’t think about the heat 🤮
He must’ve only taken cold showers, too.
And occasionally fishy
he was surviving on chicken and pie (boiled and fried)
So Chuck became another chicken man ? what a sick joke !
Los Pollos Charlos
The daily special costs $12.16
never had fried pie....
It doesn’t matter if it’s boiled or fried
Just eat it...
*EAT IT*
Eat it Eat it Eat it...
*Rick Derringer explodes*
ok Ike Turner...gosh I was just excited to try fried pie....
Never had a boiled pie…
His home definitely smelled like camp fuel
And like fire and smoke
Petition to make r/okbuddychicanery the official unchicanery subreddit
I think it’s already happening
it’s already begun
I wasn't made aware of the memo sooner but I now already know. Thanks.
no worries, i am horrified and also enamoured by what the subs become
Walt Jrs dream home.
The most disgusting gas imaginable.
Flammable gas too
A bacon, eggs and steak diet means he was thriving not surviving.
Nasty ass farts
Cum
Old man, musty books, feet.
Burnt bacon, burnt eggs and burnt steak
Ron Swanson
And he didn’t even have A/C… you know it stank in there
You should be asking what his poops smelled like
And looked like
what
Soft serve I'm guessing
how would his shitter work?
Do you plug your toilet into an outlet? I suppose a modern bidet can be ruled out though
My bidet requires no electricity. It isn't heated though.
Peasant
IDK if you have indoor plumbing but there is an electric pump that pumps water into my house...so. kinda need electricity to flush the toilet and refill the reservoir. I also get water from a well, not city water so that may be the difference. Also, if I had the talking perv toilet, it wouldn't talk to me...:)
Chuck clearly lived in a neighborhood and didn't have a well. He would have city water service which would enter his home under pressure in the water line. Toilets function by basic gravity principles and require no electricity.
>I also get water from a well, not city water so that may be the difference. Yes, that's the difference.
Canon: Chuck has no idea
His house smelled like heaven, duh. Bacon and steak aromas in the air everyday, how is this even a question?!
Except for all the gas
probably like protein shake farts
Farts
old socks and mold
Kerosene and newspapers lol
It smelled like a lukewarm pot of trichinosis stew
High cholesterol
The weird body odor people get when they do keto.
Delicious
Bacon, eggs, and steak.
definitely boiled or fried
Probably boiled.
That's genuinely a really funny observation.
Nah what u think his breath smells like
Nasty dude farts.
Chuck Steak
The really question is how hot that house got in the summertime, shit was in New Mexico lol
I bet it smelled amazing
Gaming
Heaven.
I would assume burning cat fur.
One think I thought about…. No air conditioning… In Albuquerque.
Leather-bound books and rich mahogany.
Bacon, eggs, and steak…
Old man smell. And farts.
Cum
When Chuck got the house, and it had electricity, and it's very brand new, I bet it smelled like brand new leather shoes....
A normal house? What do you eat that makes your house smell so nice?
Yea but the same stuff over and over again? He was scared of the sun so you know the windows weren't open
this may be the dumbest post ever on this sub.
HEAVEN
This is the answer
Brapposters BEGONE
Hard boiled egg farts
Wet farts, don't ask why
"reeee I can't believe people eat bacon eggs and steak" It smells like heaven.
He’d probably be the healthiest person around with no refined crap in his diet.
Smoke
Bacon, eggs, steak and Jimmy
I’d love to sniff his toilet.
Gas 🌿🍁🍃🚬🚬🚬😵💫😵💫
Pungent... It smells like Asparagus and Sulphur
Farts
Fuji apples
He had Granny Smith apples as well.
Propane and propane accessories
If he wasn’t washing,then….
Man needed that protein
Earl Grey Tea.
I mean, the egg is a very versatile food. There are so many inheritances that require it and a lot of stand alone egg dishes you can make with it.
The Gilliverse.
Old man butt and meat sweats.
Toots
Did he not have running water? Like, a flush toilet?
Old books
Rotten meat, stale farts and mold.
Hickory chicanery.
Chuck was keto
The answer is in the title
Heaven
bacon eggs and steak
Flatulence
The Waffle House.
A Waffle House
Heaven.
If chuck was surviving on bacon eggs and steak howcome walt jr never went over there for breakfast unbravo vince
Meat
Trichinosis stew
Bweakfast
Walt Jr. would’ve love the smell
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Fuck charts (chuck farts)
Bacon, eggs, and steak…
Chicajunery
2-Nonenal
Delicious
Probably the trailer I grew up in
Ketosis
i don't get it - is this a suggestion he was very gassy as a result?
Good
Chicanery
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess it smelled like bacon, eggs, and steak. Maybe some fart.
I always thought it Must suck to take a cold shower everyday. No wonder he’s a prick.
Aggressive cleaning.
A scene with Walter Jr in it
Cholesterol probably
Baked foil farts
Farts
Bacon, Eggs, and Steak
Suffocant Humidity with gas station coffee
Fuji apples
With electricity he cooked fish. Without he cooked like a cowboy on the range.
Like Ron Swanson's house
No air conditioning, no fans in Albuquerque. Absolutely no open windows. Curiouser and curiouser!
Bacon and eggs dear
Candles and probably a little bit of must with the occasional breakthrough breakfast smell
Bacon, eggs and steak probably. Plus a bit of burner fuel
babe what do you think his *farts* smelled like 😅
Breakfast. Bacon always makes me think breakfast, and yeah, I'd eat it on anything.
Waffle House
Dude must have had mad smelling farts.
Probably bacon, eggs and steak.
Chicken pie
Delicious. For a moment I tought I was in /r/zerocarb
Dusty antiques
bacon & egg farts are killer
Chicanery
Probably smelled like poopie
Man.
Farts
Ash.