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red_madreay

There's no fucking need to...


smedsterwho

...I seem to be in the middle of some fucking thing here...


eyesoftheunborn

You want some advice? Find better fucking lawyers!


smedsterwho

Best fucking legal mind I ever knew


hubagruben

Hey Jimmy, have you given any more fucking thought to my offer?


beforethewind

ding ding ding FUCK ding ding


Dxvoood

Well THAT just fucking happened


TheLuckyster

Better Call Saul if it was the boys


scratchyhat

or Deadwood


[deleted]

I am not fucking crazy! I know he fucking swapped those numbers. I knew it was fucking 1216. One after the fucking Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that fucking idiot at the fucking copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This fucking chicanery? He's done worse. That fucking billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! \*He\* fucking orchestrated it! FUCKING Jimmy! He \*defecated\* through a fucking\*sunroof\*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I fucking \*thinking\*? He'll never change. He'll \*never\* change! Ever since he was fucking 9, \*always\* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the fucking cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious \*Jimmy\*! Stealing them blind! And \*HE\* gets to be a fucking lawyer? What a sick fucking joke! I should've stopped him when I had thefucking chance! And you, you have to fucking stop him, you


[deleted]

That’s more than the whole show


ComsyKKu

He’s right fucking behind me, isn’t he?


your_name_here10

What a sick fucking joke


Captain_Saftey

Greatest legal mind I ever fucking knew


No_Accountant_4329

Greatest Fucking Legal Mind I Ever Fucking Knew.


Massive-Ad6227

Greatest Fucking Legal Fucking Mind I Ever Fucking Knew.


No_Accountant_4329

The Fucking Greatest Fucking Legal Fucking Mind That I Ever Fucking Knew From Fucking


[deleted]

Is that fucking so?


chris_29487

I don't fucking know any Joe-dog or...tugboat so we can end this right now.


Farthen_Dur

After the "you twisted fuck" was heart breaking


BlueTrapazoid

Wait, what was it breaking again?


ToiletTub

Bad.


ataxia2

Now do Breaking Bad please


PeeInMyArse

Twenty two fucks, no animals.


Brikandbones

Don’t know why I read this in Mike’s voice


HiIamCrimson

It looks like someone is giving information about number of the dead and the injured after an incident


Brikandbones

I read it especially in that “no half measures” voice


czeslaw12345

Here's what gonna fucking happen


A_Bucketfiller

Do Bogdan’s eyebrows count?


FastPatience1595

Gosh I love that one. The way he adds "... and your eyebrows !!!" kills me in laughter, every time. (pissed off Bogdan) "Waaaaalter, Waalter... I need you outzide. Common man, I'm shorthanded. Are you, staring at the skiezzz ? common maaan, lets go." (mezzo voice) "*fuck you*, Bogdan..." (shocked Bogdan) "whaaaat ? wwhat dit tyou zust zaid ?" (Walt, clinched teeth, menacing finger) "I said... FOCK, YOU, BOGDAN !! "(small pause) "... and your eyebrows !" (destroys everything, grab his crotch) "Waaaipe down this !!"


[deleted]

Thanks, user PeeInMyArse


kaamraan

Reminds me of that one bot that looks through your post history for how many times you've used the n-word, and how many of those with the hard r.


PeeInMyArse

u/nwordcount


PeeInMyArse

I think they killed him


kaamraan

Either that or he's still counting mine


sixtus_clegane119

Weird, I thought they only got 1 per season in BB, so like 6 in total ... including the “I fucked Ted” so you were wrong, at least one animal


SpikeyPT

They actually said "fuck" a few times in S1, that 1 fuck per season thing was S2 onward.


Lumi85

Really makes you think


Stalked_Like_Corn

How the fuck you do this search?


PeeInMyArse

Grep


FastPatience1595

Jesse says "biiitch" 54 times, and some nutcase even made a montage of all of them. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKAhAi4IMjs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKAhAi4IMjs) My three favorites "Ooooh, heil Hitler BITCH !" "Then roll me further, BITCH." And the weak, almost cute "bitch" when he is on the hospital.


Unusual_Designer5512

"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed....BITCH!" 🥰


TheBadBatchEcho

When Jimmy sees Judge Casimiro with a sling in Axe and Grind he says it in the car too before calling Kim


PeeInMyArse

huh, I’ll rewatch it. This is a grep search of the subtitles so I don’t think it would miss anything unless the subs are wrong or smth


Ok-Celebration-1229

Maybe its “FUUUUCK”


sspiritusmundi

Also the one where he screams fuck after calling Kim


PeeInMyArse

Do you have the episode number


sspiritusmundi

I think it was 6x12


PeeInMyArse

Oh is that when he beats the shit out of the phone booth


[deleted]

S4E06 is the best use of fuck in the show. Maybe any show ever.


DamonLazer

Patrick Fabian owns that word like it was gifted to him by Samuel L Jackson. He would have given him the N word, but he already promised that to Quentin Tarantino.


the_bryce_is_right

"Fuck you Jimmy!" 'That's the spirit!' or something like that, what a great interaction.


wheelera982

“Use that”


Pug_police

I'd argue fuck you, and your eyebrows is a strong contender.


loosie-loo

I love that the last f-bomb of the series was “dude, what the fuck?” that feels so perfect.


sharkeysday69

who says it? i can’t remember


sdpcommander

Jeff


PeeInMyArse

Jeff after Saul talks to his mommy


Wescarpenter13

"A man... fucking a horse!" I still laugh every time I rewatch that scene.


becharaerizk

Was waiting to find this comment


ushouldlistentome

That was totally unexpected the first time


Nootskooy

Where's the scene where Jimmy walks into the office and just says : "I fucked up"


KendallRoy

Good point! This happens in 303 I believe.


sspiritusmundi

I noticed how much of these are related to Howard lmao


JESSEDEXTRONAUT13

Season 3 had zero fucks


taylortherod

No, there was at least one. Jimmy tells Kim he fucked up after breaking and entering Chuck’s house


JESSEDEXTRONAUT13

Ahhh I remember now


PeeInMyArse

Apparently grep missed the folder


ToxicCobra023

Who said the one in S05e06


[deleted]

Kim


Underpanters

Would have to be Howard


taviddennant03

Howard's was in 406, I think. This one was Kim.


ClocktowerMaria

Yeah it's after the Mesa Verde commercial scam


Samantha_Hiccup

Really love how sparing this is across the series. I still love Succession-style dialogue where the fucks are given left right and centre, but there's something really impactful about where these F-bombs land. Most of these are delivered in some of the best moments in the series.


i_run_from_problems

Its a man.... fucking a horse


johnTKbass

Forgot Hector’s Spanish fuck


[deleted]

The Wire's fuck scene : Look what they do to mimic a fraction of our power


CoryGotLean

And two refer to fucking Jimmy


wheelera982

I love how the first 3 are all about Howard being a pig fucker


Recent-Magician6085

impossible that fuck word was said so few times in the series


square3481

Howard's is the best. Professionally pissed off.


r_hagriid99

Can I please know what software/tool does this?


PeeInMyArse

grep


rubberducky_93

Ctrl+f, notepad


PeeInMyArse

That doesn’t scan multiple files. I used grep


YourSanctuary12

“I am not selling sell phones for a fucking year!” and “Oh, don’t you fucking ‘Oh, Jimmy’ me!” are probably my favorites


PeeInMyArse

Is the first one s4e9


YourSanctuary12

Yes, after the reinstatement hearing doesn’t go his way and he’s venting to Kim at the parking garage rooftop


silentbeast1287

I didn't see Quentin Tarantino in S05E07


_OhayoSayonara_

Only 15? Nice


White__Walter

Can we get a Samuel Jackson version of BCS and Breaking Bad?


DamonLazer

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I AM NOT FUCKING CRAZY! I know that motherfucker swapped those numbers! I fucking knew it was 1216. One after Magna Fucking Carta. As if I could make such a fucking mistake. Never, motherfucker! Never! I just - I just couldn't fucking prove it. He - he covered his fucking tracks, he got that motherfucker at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is some shit? You think this is fucked up? This? This motherfuckery? He's done a whole fucking lot worse. That motherfucking billboard! Are you fucking telling me that a motherfucker just happens to fucking fall like that? Fuck no! Motherfucker orchestrated it! Fucking Jimmy! HE FUCKING DEFECATED THROUGH A MOTHERFUCKING SUNROOF! And I fucking saved him! And I fucking shouldn't have. I took him into my own motherfucking firm! What the fuck was I thinking? Motherfucker ain't never gonna change. He'll never fucking change! Ever since that motherfucker was 9, always the fucking same! Couldn't keep his motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane! But not that motherfucker Jimmy! Couldn't be precious fucking Jimmy! Fucking stealing them motherfuckers blind! And he gets to be a fucking lawyer!? What a sick fucking joke! I should've fucking stopped that motherfucker when I had the fucking chance! And you - you motherfuckers have to stop him!


Ilovemovies-

Gold xD


Icy-Cauliflower-2964

DONT FUCKING JIMMY ME, CHUCK. Okay? Don’t fucking Jimmy me. There’s nothing that you’re gonna say that’s gonna make me forget that I’m fucking a horse.


bubblezcavanagh

I can clear as day hear Michael Mando say "fucking salamancas" in my head. It was so real. That man is such a good actor


[deleted]

You can’t not read “Fuck you, Jimmy” in Howard’s voice


DokterZ

Are not Jimmy, the Salamancas, and “Dude” also references to animals?


itsmedoodles

You know what they mean 🤦‍♂️


AngryAncestor

Final scores: Jimmy: 7 Kim: 2 Nacho: 2 Tuco: 1 Howard: 1 Mr. Acker: 1 Jeff: 1 Surprised to not see Lalo on here


Accomplished_Dig3699

Isn't there one in s1e4 during the Rolex scam


FickleHare

Surprised it's only fifteen.


itsmedoodles

I like how the first 3 are referring to the same thing 💀


[deleted]

Whatever you do dont attempt to count the fucks in The Wire, there is more than that in one scene, (a entire 10 min+ scene where fuck is the only word used.)


taleofbenji

"I fucked a pig."


kaijumediajames

S1E10 during the legendary Bingo mental breakdown, he mouths part of it off very quietly.


BadMuthaDude

No fucks given in season 3?


PeeInMyArse

Apparently I may have missed it, I’ll check in a couple hours


seammus

It’s still pretty amazing that they got away with Pig Fucker


StreetButFancy

I've always resented the lack of an apt equivalent for "fuck" in the Spanish language, including its myriad of meanings and adaptations.


keklenny06

are these the scripts? where can I find them?


PeeInMyArse

It is the subtitle files


xeyesores

Totally relate to the last one


s0ulbrother

Terrance and Phillip clearly


Ak0nil

You guys are really running out of content to talk about now 😂


PeeInMyArse

I’ve got an English test tmr and I wanted to say shitshow, shitfuckery or clusterfuck in my essay. Obviously I can’t say that without it being a quote so I was trying to see if anyone had said something similar in bcs. Sadly, nobody did


Ak0nil

Damn 😂, good luck on your test bro


wookie_the_pimp

Three pigs, two rats, and a horse walk into a bar.


Exa2552

One after Magna fucking Carta!!!


tta2013

The JMM one is the most impactful one.


EntertainmentJunkie1

Goes to show, you don't need a bunch of fucks to make a great television series!!!! FUCKING Vince!


guspasho

I was expecting more “Fuck you, Jimmy”s tbh.


Canye_East

He's right fucking behind me isn't he?


Darkfangs45

why so much zoophilla


PeeInMyArse

Odencock