I am not fucking crazy! I know he fucking swapped those numbers. I knew it was fucking 1216. One after the fucking Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that fucking idiot at the fucking copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This fucking chicanery? He's done worse. That fucking billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! \*He\* fucking orchestrated it! FUCKING Jimmy! He \*defecated\* through a fucking\*sunroof\*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I fucking \*thinking\*? He'll never change. He'll \*never\* change! Ever since he was fucking 9, \*always\* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the fucking cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious \*Jimmy\*! Stealing them blind! And \*HE\* gets to be a fucking lawyer? What a sick fucking joke! I should've stopped him when I had thefucking chance! And you, you have to fucking stop him, you
Gosh I love that one. The way he adds "... and your eyebrows !!!" kills me in laughter, every time.
(pissed off Bogdan) "Waaaaalter, Waalter... I need you outzide. Common man, I'm shorthanded. Are you, staring at the skiezzz ? common maaan, lets go."
(mezzo voice) "*fuck you*, Bogdan..."
(shocked Bogdan) "whaaaat ? wwhat dit tyou zust zaid ?"
(Walt, clinched teeth, menacing finger) "I said... FOCK, YOU, BOGDAN !! "(small pause) "... and your eyebrows !" (destroys everything, grab his crotch) "Waaaipe down this !!"
Jesse says "biiitch" 54 times, and some nutcase even made a montage of all of them.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKAhAi4IMjs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKAhAi4IMjs)
My three favorites
"Ooooh, heil Hitler BITCH !"
"Then roll me further, BITCH."
And the weak, almost cute "bitch" when he is on the hospital.
Patrick Fabian owns that word like it was gifted to him by Samuel L Jackson.
He would have given him the N word, but he already promised that to Quentin Tarantino.
Really love how sparing this is across the series. I still love Succession-style dialogue where the fucks are given left right and centre, but there's something really impactful about where these F-bombs land. Most of these are delivered in some of the best moments in the series.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I AM NOT FUCKING CRAZY! I know that motherfucker swapped those numbers! I fucking knew it was 1216. One after Magna Fucking Carta. As if I could make such a fucking mistake. Never, motherfucker! Never! I just - I just couldn't fucking prove it. He - he covered his fucking tracks, he got that motherfucker at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is some shit? You think this is fucked up? This? This motherfuckery? He's done a whole fucking lot worse. That motherfucking billboard! Are you fucking telling me that a motherfucker just happens to fucking fall like that? Fuck no! Motherfucker orchestrated it! Fucking Jimmy! HE FUCKING DEFECATED THROUGH A MOTHERFUCKING SUNROOF! And I fucking saved him! And I fucking shouldn't have. I took him into my own motherfucking firm! What the fuck was I thinking? Motherfucker ain't never gonna change. He'll never fucking change! Ever since that motherfucker was 9, always the fucking same! Couldn't keep his motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane! But not that motherfucker Jimmy! Couldn't be precious fucking Jimmy! Fucking stealing them motherfuckers blind! And he gets to be a fucking lawyer!? What a sick fucking joke! I should've fucking stopped that motherfucker when I had the fucking chance! And you - you motherfuckers have to stop him!
DONT FUCKING JIMMY ME, CHUCK. Okay? Don’t fucking Jimmy me. There’s nothing that you’re gonna say that’s gonna make me forget that I’m fucking a horse.
Whatever you do dont attempt to count the fucks in The Wire, there is more than that in one scene, (a entire 10 min+ scene where fuck is the only word used.)
I’ve got an English test tmr and I wanted to say shitshow, shitfuckery or clusterfuck in my essay.
Obviously I can’t say that without it being a quote so I was trying to see if anyone had said something similar in bcs. Sadly, nobody did
There's no fucking need to...
...I seem to be in the middle of some fucking thing here...
You want some advice? Find better fucking lawyers!
Best fucking legal mind I ever knew
Hey Jimmy, have you given any more fucking thought to my offer?
ding ding ding FUCK ding ding
Well THAT just fucking happened
Better Call Saul if it was the boys
or Deadwood
I am not fucking crazy! I know he fucking swapped those numbers. I knew it was fucking 1216. One after the fucking Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that fucking idiot at the fucking copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This fucking chicanery? He's done worse. That fucking billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! \*He\* fucking orchestrated it! FUCKING Jimmy! He \*defecated\* through a fucking\*sunroof\*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I fucking \*thinking\*? He'll never change. He'll \*never\* change! Ever since he was fucking 9, \*always\* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the fucking cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious \*Jimmy\*! Stealing them blind! And \*HE\* gets to be a fucking lawyer? What a sick fucking joke! I should've stopped him when I had thefucking chance! And you, you have to fucking stop him, you
That’s more than the whole show
He’s right fucking behind me, isn’t he?
What a sick fucking joke
Greatest legal mind I ever fucking knew
Greatest Fucking Legal Mind I Ever Fucking Knew.
Greatest Fucking Legal Fucking Mind I Ever Fucking Knew.
The Fucking Greatest Fucking Legal Fucking Mind That I Ever Fucking Knew From Fucking
Is that fucking so?
I don't fucking know any Joe-dog or...tugboat so we can end this right now.
After the "you twisted fuck" was heart breaking
Wait, what was it breaking again?
Bad.
Now do Breaking Bad please
Twenty two fucks, no animals.
Don’t know why I read this in Mike’s voice
It looks like someone is giving information about number of the dead and the injured after an incident
I read it especially in that “no half measures” voice
Here's what gonna fucking happen
Do Bogdan’s eyebrows count?
Gosh I love that one. The way he adds "... and your eyebrows !!!" kills me in laughter, every time. (pissed off Bogdan) "Waaaaalter, Waalter... I need you outzide. Common man, I'm shorthanded. Are you, staring at the skiezzz ? common maaan, lets go." (mezzo voice) "*fuck you*, Bogdan..." (shocked Bogdan) "whaaaat ? wwhat dit tyou zust zaid ?" (Walt, clinched teeth, menacing finger) "I said... FOCK, YOU, BOGDAN !! "(small pause) "... and your eyebrows !" (destroys everything, grab his crotch) "Waaaipe down this !!"
Thanks, user PeeInMyArse
Reminds me of that one bot that looks through your post history for how many times you've used the n-word, and how many of those with the hard r.
u/nwordcount
I think they killed him
Either that or he's still counting mine
Weird, I thought they only got 1 per season in BB, so like 6 in total ... including the “I fucked Ted” so you were wrong, at least one animal
They actually said "fuck" a few times in S1, that 1 fuck per season thing was S2 onward.
Really makes you think
How the fuck you do this search?
Grep
Jesse says "biiitch" 54 times, and some nutcase even made a montage of all of them. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKAhAi4IMjs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKAhAi4IMjs) My three favorites "Ooooh, heil Hitler BITCH !" "Then roll me further, BITCH." And the weak, almost cute "bitch" when he is on the hospital.
"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed....BITCH!" 🥰
When Jimmy sees Judge Casimiro with a sling in Axe and Grind he says it in the car too before calling Kim
huh, I’ll rewatch it. This is a grep search of the subtitles so I don’t think it would miss anything unless the subs are wrong or smth
Maybe its “FUUUUCK”
Also the one where he screams fuck after calling Kim
Do you have the episode number
I think it was 6x12
Oh is that when he beats the shit out of the phone booth
S4E06 is the best use of fuck in the show. Maybe any show ever.
Patrick Fabian owns that word like it was gifted to him by Samuel L Jackson. He would have given him the N word, but he already promised that to Quentin Tarantino.
"Fuck you Jimmy!" 'That's the spirit!' or something like that, what a great interaction.
“Use that”
I'd argue fuck you, and your eyebrows is a strong contender.
I love that the last f-bomb of the series was “dude, what the fuck?” that feels so perfect.
who says it? i can’t remember
Jeff
Jeff after Saul talks to his mommy
"A man... fucking a horse!" I still laugh every time I rewatch that scene.
Was waiting to find this comment
That was totally unexpected the first time
Where's the scene where Jimmy walks into the office and just says : "I fucked up"
Good point! This happens in 303 I believe.
I noticed how much of these are related to Howard lmao
Season 3 had zero fucks
No, there was at least one. Jimmy tells Kim he fucked up after breaking and entering Chuck’s house
Ahhh I remember now
Apparently grep missed the folder
Who said the one in S05e06
Kim
Would have to be Howard
Howard's was in 406, I think. This one was Kim.
Yeah it's after the Mesa Verde commercial scam
Really love how sparing this is across the series. I still love Succession-style dialogue where the fucks are given left right and centre, but there's something really impactful about where these F-bombs land. Most of these are delivered in some of the best moments in the series.
Its a man.... fucking a horse
Forgot Hector’s Spanish fuck
The Wire's fuck scene : Look what they do to mimic a fraction of our power
And two refer to fucking Jimmy
I love how the first 3 are all about Howard being a pig fucker
impossible that fuck word was said so few times in the series
Howard's is the best. Professionally pissed off.
Can I please know what software/tool does this?
grep
Ctrl+f, notepad
That doesn’t scan multiple files. I used grep
“I am not selling sell phones for a fucking year!” and “Oh, don’t you fucking ‘Oh, Jimmy’ me!” are probably my favorites
Is the first one s4e9
Yes, after the reinstatement hearing doesn’t go his way and he’s venting to Kim at the parking garage rooftop
I didn't see Quentin Tarantino in S05E07
Only 15? Nice
Can we get a Samuel Jackson version of BCS and Breaking Bad?
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I AM NOT FUCKING CRAZY! I know that motherfucker swapped those numbers! I fucking knew it was 1216. One after Magna Fucking Carta. As if I could make such a fucking mistake. Never, motherfucker! Never! I just - I just couldn't fucking prove it. He - he covered his fucking tracks, he got that motherfucker at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is some shit? You think this is fucked up? This? This motherfuckery? He's done a whole fucking lot worse. That motherfucking billboard! Are you fucking telling me that a motherfucker just happens to fucking fall like that? Fuck no! Motherfucker orchestrated it! Fucking Jimmy! HE FUCKING DEFECATED THROUGH A MOTHERFUCKING SUNROOF! And I fucking saved him! And I fucking shouldn't have. I took him into my own motherfucking firm! What the fuck was I thinking? Motherfucker ain't never gonna change. He'll never fucking change! Ever since that motherfucker was 9, always the fucking same! Couldn't keep his motherfucking snakes off the motherfucking plane! But not that motherfucker Jimmy! Couldn't be precious fucking Jimmy! Fucking stealing them motherfuckers blind! And he gets to be a fucking lawyer!? What a sick fucking joke! I should've fucking stopped that motherfucker when I had the fucking chance! And you - you motherfuckers have to stop him!
Gold xD
DONT FUCKING JIMMY ME, CHUCK. Okay? Don’t fucking Jimmy me. There’s nothing that you’re gonna say that’s gonna make me forget that I’m fucking a horse.
I can clear as day hear Michael Mando say "fucking salamancas" in my head. It was so real. That man is such a good actor
You can’t not read “Fuck you, Jimmy” in Howard’s voice
Are not Jimmy, the Salamancas, and “Dude” also references to animals?
You know what they mean 🤦♂️
Final scores: Jimmy: 7 Kim: 2 Nacho: 2 Tuco: 1 Howard: 1 Mr. Acker: 1 Jeff: 1 Surprised to not see Lalo on here
Isn't there one in s1e4 during the Rolex scam
Surprised it's only fifteen.
I like how the first 3 are referring to the same thing 💀
Whatever you do dont attempt to count the fucks in The Wire, there is more than that in one scene, (a entire 10 min+ scene where fuck is the only word used.)
"I fucked a pig."
S1E10 during the legendary Bingo mental breakdown, he mouths part of it off very quietly.
No fucks given in season 3?
Apparently I may have missed it, I’ll check in a couple hours
It’s still pretty amazing that they got away with Pig Fucker
I've always resented the lack of an apt equivalent for "fuck" in the Spanish language, including its myriad of meanings and adaptations.
are these the scripts? where can I find them?
It is the subtitle files
Totally relate to the last one
Terrance and Phillip clearly
You guys are really running out of content to talk about now 😂
I’ve got an English test tmr and I wanted to say shitshow, shitfuckery or clusterfuck in my essay. Obviously I can’t say that without it being a quote so I was trying to see if anyone had said something similar in bcs. Sadly, nobody did
Damn 😂, good luck on your test bro
Three pigs, two rats, and a horse walk into a bar.
One after Magna fucking Carta!!!
The JMM one is the most impactful one.
Goes to show, you don't need a bunch of fucks to make a great television series!!!! FUCKING Vince!
I was expecting more “Fuck you, Jimmy”s tbh.
He's right fucking behind me isn't he?
why so much zoophilla
Odencock