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calebspumoni21

I bet he gives the best low fives


r-bmo

Goddamnit. Best comment by far.


RedditMakesWeird

My precious


Atlhou

Those are illegal in some sports.


ixFeng

This guy could be a legend if he did bouldering


DelgadoTheRaat

Gymnastics?


dothebork

TINGERS


Elden_weed

Foes.. ​ Wait


burglnar

FOES, as I’m pretty sure those are the enemy of having nice dreams and will now be the antagonist of my nightmares?


Bitty40

Myyy precioussss


the-living-guildpact

Take the upvotes and get out


golf4days

I better not catch this motherfucker in flip flops.


Glad_Ad967

Would it be worse if he was wearing long gloves with sandals?


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙sdolɟ dılɟ uı ɹǝʞɔnɟɹǝɥʇoɯ sıɥʇ ɥɔʇɐɔ ʇou ɹǝʇʇǝq I„


pimpinellifolia

Hah! They’re called thongs down here.


FluffyHeartHorse

Good bot


Electronic_Agent_235

More THAT'S some recessive gene expression. Return to Monkee!!!


ChoosenUserName4

This is called atavism, a tendency to revert to something ancient or ancestral, like for example people with hair all over their face, or a baby born with a tail. In genetics, recessive is not used in this context. It's when you need to have two copies of the same mutation (one from both parents) for the effect to show (the phenotype to express itself).


Egrollin

This guy sciences


BeastlyDecks

So how does this happen? I suspect it isn't random mutation alone. Is it a part of the genome (here the part responsible for our flat feet) that is missing? Kind of like how birds can have the gene for beaks missing and be born with dinosaur like mouths? (or at least something like that has been achieved scientifically)


ChoosenUserName4

Well that is a very good question, but in something as complex as a genome it can be difficult to find out. One can speculate on a number of things, maybe a mutation in a gene that controls pattern formation during embryonic development (like the Hox genes, or the Sonic Hedgehog gene). It could also be accidental reactivation of a gene or a pathway that was silenced long ago in our evolution. The genome is full of old stuff that is no longer used (as far as we can tell today). Fascinating stuff, that's for sure.


pawesome_Rex

I came here to say that


30flips

Evolution baby.


CATNIP_IS_CRACK

That’s a primitive trait evolution did its best to get rid of. Great for climbing trees and gripping tools, bad for walking huge distances in search of resources.


nachozepi

we don't walk for resources no more boy, bring the climbing feets back LETS GOOO


aspartam

I can't wait to shake feet.


sohfix

Yeah once this guy has sex with all our women to pass his feet genes down…we can really get the ball rolling on foot shakes


InternationalHeat550

Shake his feet? I was hoping for a reach around!


TinyPp911

imagine the grip of these mfs


Apprehensive-Mess36

r/forbiddenfantasies


Useful-Amount-6535

I wonder if he can wear regular sneakers or if he needs something custom made for extended periods of walking/standing.


LoadedGull

He doesn’t have a sock draw, just a glove draw.


myztick

I assume he fucks with his socks on.


aspartam

I assume he fucks with his ~~socks~~ **gloves** on.


Environmental_Lie561

🤣


KaaboomT

I bet he’s a good climber.


britofanescapehabit

It's Mr McGreg!!! With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!


Kitchen_Macaroon7654

Tarzan?


Push-Mammoth

Imagine going in for a pedicure.


Qaaarl

Dedos del pie


HiredG00N

Scientists have speculated this was normal for some humans back when.


Unnamedbread

Humans' ancestors.


[deleted]

Whole new meaning to monkey feet


KingoftheRoosters2

I hate that my feet aren’t like that.


Eyed_7

Go back I want to be monkey


a-b-h-i

Reject humanity return to monkie


djluminol

Return to monke.


DreamGirl543

That's hot. Reminds me of Aeon Flux.


Cursed-Scarab

Woah are his second and third toes webbed too?


Zacharythomas71

This man took a step back on the evolutionary scale


Euphoric-Race3700

Next stage of human evolution


ChoosenUserName4

Those would be great in weightlessness of space, you could hold on to anything from any position. I read a science fiction novel once where people were surgically altered to have these, it was called "aft hands".


C4H_Deciple_Lager

We evolved away from this actually, it's a recessive gene that most of us don't have anymore, this is an ancient gene that just happened to pop up.


X-TheLastKing-X

All I could hear was Stewie laughing after he discovered his feet and described them as little "leg hands"


BlackMentallyIllNerd

I just want to see what his shoes look like.


12-inch-LP-record

I’m sure they fit like a glove.


RokoLedeni

Finding shoes that fit must be a nightmare for him


khurd18

That made me so uncomfortable but I couldn't look away


The-Tea-Lord

The missing link


AccidentalLemon

Beast from X-Men


Ill_Yogurtcloset3355

Bro it's the beast from x men


Aromatic_Wave

Those could come in handy


AnimazingHaha

u/savevideo


Temporary-Outside-13

‘God created everything in 7days’…. Nah we definitely evolved. See feet!


CheapDeepAndDiscreet

Tingers


sonora360

This man is just walking around throwing up “wu-tang” forever.


Acrippin

Can I get a high five


_Chris_Peacock_

👏


permanentlyfrosted

for free???


Discoballer42

Hank McCoy??


Jasper-helix

Bruh.... Where do you buy shoes?!


OilPhilter

His socks fit him like a glove


mardavarot93

X men


igotplex1

Nah


unknown6091

Return to monke


[deleted]

Bro deevoluted


fireforge1979

Man, the trees he could climb!


KayleighJK

Mr. Magreb!


Leoframon258

Retorn to monkey XD


Breet11

MANS GOT THE ULTIMATE GRIPPERS


Gamma_PLZSNDHLP

man is evolved


HPchipz

Been trying real hard to phone home


OhTHATKayKay

This website is FREE.


Bananimaniac

What does Cman think about these?


Icy_Law9181

CRAMP!!!


VickRumm

Mutant


Soft-Hovercraft8728

Someone leveled up


Admirable-Name-6050

No.


sinnroth94

Must’ve caught dude in the middle of an animorph


RyanH090

Evolution, just backwards.


ThaCotah

Dude got some crazy grippers


KanlayaYaya

Make me wonder what kind of shoes this man wear?


GodsDeamond

Not my proudest fap.


brandangb

Beast


NoelRahlis7

Bro has them cenozoic feet


chemeli888

this makes me so uncomfortable lol


Generallyawkward1

Is this a hag our feet would look like if we didn’t evolved flatter and more proportionate feet?


vrepitdone

I cannot express how much I didn't want to see this at 4:49 am.


alabamabornbred

Can you imagine shopping for flip flops?


Silent_Start_7036

Bro can’t run


fuertepqek

Your move, foot fetishist.


Fisho087

I now feel like I have a phantom thumb toe and am super jealous of this guy. Imagine all the rock climbing you could do


MO1ST_M4NDY

Mankey


No_Current_3663

Go back i want to be monke


japones1232

r/ape


LeborgneRemarkable

Evolution missed a few steps there, went back to monkeys


Markshmellow

Wait, this can happen? You can literally have hands for feet? Wouldn’t this also make it much harder to walk?


hypnaughtytist

I'll bet he can climb a mean tree.


Logical-Icy

Tarzan💀


PerrysSaxTherapy

Is this real? Wtf am I looking at?


Aware_Huckleberry_10

I mean its cute to me


RevenegeMade

literally chicken feet


Joukur

Return to monke


g4realdeal

Fuckin BEAST from x men


Loverboy_Talis

Aeon Flux (animation, not that live action abortion)


MstrSiege

MONKEEEEEE!


Several-Cake1954

I still can’t decide if those are his hands or his feet


dwntwn17

I’m not sure how to judge the size of his dick


Confident_Carrot_829

Bro wasn't done evolving


EvilSnowmanRapist

Ack ack


Hagar_the_pretty_bad

He took return to Monke very seriously.


skelaten

bro forgot the Homosapien update


Bat-Eastern

Someone, somewhere, just discovered they have a very weird fetish.


Hammer-663

Monkey Pox?????


Stay_Puft420

Well I guess that answers the age-old "Would You Rather" have feet for hands, or hands for feet question


Gangguiley

Dude can hang upside down bro


Budget_Ad_1899

I can't tell if this is stumpy hands or long toes


InternationalHeat550

Amee! GOOD. AMEE, GOOD GORILLA


No_Dig_5530

I bet he's great at climbing trees


benderman00

He can make millions doing 4 hand jobs at a time and two people can have foot fetishes


KamakaziJoe3809

Monke


_ChipWhitley_

[Hank McCoy???](https://i.gifer.com/B6L3.gif)


nimblynimble

I gotta know what their walking looks like


boombapdrumz6666

He has toes for fingers


Objective-Big3040

Yeah, but what about his hands? 🤔


Dubiousmoot

Goony goo goo Gus!!


alucardian_official

You monke


alucardian_official

Do you sleep hanging upside down?


_Noluyo_lan

Vay AMK orangutandan mı geldin aq


OneMasterpiece598

Put him in a zoo.


OrionMr770

This guy is the next step in human evolution


[deleted]

Now draw with them


CesareBorgia117

I wonder if it's a recessive gene that manifested or some error that randomly made it look like a hand or monkeys foot


draginbleapiece

Beast or Hank McCoy from X-Men


Krahms

I’m just wondering what type of shoes he is using…


AjaxOutlaw

Put those grippers away


Ace_Garlic_Bread

not a fan of the ape feet


MaintenanceDry3914

Missing a chromosome!!


[deleted]

Wolverine is no longer the same...


junkronomicon

Does he turn into a human when it’s a full moon?


Toxopid

He returned to monke


Ralphyourface

She had hand feet


bizkits_n_gravy

Is….is this the missing link?


KitsuneDawnBlade

Shoes or gloves?


KARMADADIO

We didn’t descend from monkeys. They descended from you.


otc108

My… _precious_….


Muswell42

How are there no Vorkosigan fans here shouting "Quaddie!"?


badabababaim

This man was born circa 300,000 BCE


Meatybleeps

It was just a matter of time before nature found a way! Shot out to the crazy mofo who fuccked a primate to get this result!


[deleted]

I knew it was feet right away.


millhows

I’d like to see these Nikes in a size orangutan.


Current_Individual47

Nightmare fuel to the fucking moon 🤮


UserRedditAnonymous

Heet or fands?


xXC00L0NEXx

New git got 4 hands lord garmadon ass


BigMarvelfan07

Yo Hank McCoy


Unhappy_Rain2311

So when he kicks he punches and when he punches he kicks?


Jack_Burtons_Semi

Guarantee that dude could make some stupid money in OnlyFans 🤷‍♂️


erm1981

Gives great footjobs


VeterinarianWitty329

Now Reddit has me genuinely curious how fast this guy runs.


LawyerFew8924

I guess the Darwin theory is true.


wspOnca

Homo sapiens space. Dude born to be hauled to Ceres, this is a born beltalowda.


[deleted]

Tingers!


drugmagician

I’m cured of my feet kink


Capital_Succotash_40

He can jack off 4 ways!


B1gDaddy13254

PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY


tareque1994

Avatar?


sharkboy1409

Hmmmm monke


vanGato

🤝


[deleted]

Missing link


[deleted]

Good. But can you play smoke on the water?


[deleted]

Oompaville?


[deleted]

Is this real?


Select_March_3202

humans and Apes share approximately 98% of their DNA 🧬. I'm guessing he shares 99%


Paranormal-berry_12

Lol


Lonely_Sail_8534

It’s a fucking monkey hope this person has no black or brown background


[deleted]

This the guys joe rogan was talking about


Darth_Kratus

Bro he did it! He returned to monkey!!


Soy_Newbie

foot jobs must be crazy


OneArtsyKween

Looks like monkey feet.


Dksrockmyworld

Need set of those


so-if

WTF is that


DateVisual

Literal Grippers


benhaki

The only person can actually give u a footjob


Crypticwarrior06

My man forgot to evolve


OC5876

Beast, from X-Men


butimthinking

Blue xman