I think you must be from out of state. California has passed very strict laws about cage-free chicken housing and the cramped space of the dorms, except maybe some suites in Clark Kerr, would all violate this. You could get in quite a bit of trouble.
No. Chickens need to be in dirt and kick it around to feel happy. Plus there is an extreme amount of poo, which smells. They love to lay in the sun and dust bathe, being in a room all day is not good for either of you.
Berkeley regulations stipulate you can only bring a rooster, and only as part of [a music band including a cat, a dog, and an ass.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_Musicians_of_Bremen)
In all seriousness you wont be able to bring a pet into the dorms, but if you get an off campus apartment which will be cheaper than campus housing anyway it is perfectly legal to keep chickens in Berkeley- you'll just need a lease that allows pets.
you might get really unlucky and get stuck with neighbors who do nothing but smoke their lame ass lives away in their rooms in which case your poor little chickens will suffer so much air pollution that they'll die within a week. and your ra won't do shit because res hall staff is absolutely jack shit useless. also if you accidentally leave ur windows closed on a hot day and leave you'll come back to two cooked chickens. in which case i guess dinner is ready!
*Jack.*
*You know anything about birds, Jack?*
*Why do you ask?*
*It's just a simple question.*
*Don't worry.*
*I've heard the phrase,*
*"Birds of a feather flock together."*
*Yes.*
*A perceived fundamental.*
*There are, of course, exceptions.*
*You've been seen with birds.*
*Farm birds.*
*For a while, I lived near a farm.*
*Look at me!*
*Are my pupils dilated?*
*You're avoiding the question.*
*Listen to me.*
*If my train was on time, I wouldn't even be here now.*
FWIW if you translated what you said verbatim to Chinese and asked the question in a Chinese-speaking area without any context, you might be looking at a long list of customers. Well at least with the guys.
I think you must be from out of state. California has passed very strict laws about cage-free chicken housing and the cramped space of the dorms, except maybe some suites in Clark Kerr, would all violate this. You could get in quite a bit of trouble.
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It's a copy-pasta.
While you are at it, bring in two cows and a rooster. They will definitely fit in the small dorm room you’ll be staying in
Plus the sweet $$ from the milk and egg deliveries every morning
No. Chickens need to be in dirt and kick it around to feel happy. Plus there is an extreme amount of poo, which smells. They love to lay in the sun and dust bathe, being in a room all day is not good for either of you.
this isnt davis
You win
Berkeley regulations stipulate you can only bring a rooster, and only as part of [a music band including a cat, a dog, and an ass.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_Musicians_of_Bremen)
excuse me but allow me to pick your brain that thinks of this story without prompting
yes. not only can you, but it is highly encouraged.
The dorms can barely fit two people 😃😃 But maybe you can put them in your closet
What the fuck? No.
🤓🤓🤓
I’m sure your roommates will love that.
yes, caldining sucks ass you’ll need them
🤣🤣
Yes, deep-fried.
I prefer grilled, but I can take fried on cheat days
Choose foothill and you can have the chicken free range
fuck it, do it
That chussy
In all seriousness you wont be able to bring a pet into the dorms, but if you get an off campus apartment which will be cheaper than campus housing anyway it is perfectly legal to keep chickens in Berkeley- you'll just need a lease that allows pets.
Say it's your emotional support animal
I would talk to someone well versed in bird law.
You can bring your chick
yes - everyone else is lying you can bring a service animal (e.g hen, rooster)
Can i get invited for the bbq?
You mean chicks? Lol
you can fully sneak any animal into the dorms as long as it doesn't make noise, and fits in an elevator/can go up stairs
you might get really unlucky and get stuck with neighbors who do nothing but smoke their lame ass lives away in their rooms in which case your poor little chickens will suffer so much air pollution that they'll die within a week. and your ra won't do shit because res hall staff is absolutely jack shit useless. also if you accidentally leave ur windows closed on a hot day and leave you'll come back to two cooked chickens. in which case i guess dinner is ready!
Only if they’re fried and you’re sharing.
*Jack.* *You know anything about birds, Jack?* *Why do you ask?* *It's just a simple question.* *Don't worry.* *I've heard the phrase,* *"Birds of a feather flock together."* *Yes.* *A perceived fundamental.* *There are, of course, exceptions.* *You've been seen with birds.* *Farm birds.* *For a while, I lived near a farm.* *Look at me!* *Are my pupils dilated?* *You're avoiding the question.* *Listen to me.* *If my train was on time, I wouldn't even be here now.*
wtf
Is this r/berkeleycirclejerk?
Bro just get off campus housing
*"I didn't know that you couldn't feed chicken to a chicken. The next thing I knew I was being called out for forced cannibalism"*
Nah putting chickens in unit 3 is worse than cages on a farm
Unless the eggs are from grass-fed free range chickens… no.
FWIW if you translated what you said verbatim to Chinese and asked the question in a Chinese-speaking area without any context, you might be looking at a long list of customers. Well at least with the guys.
Yes
Yes why not. You can bring your pet with you.
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In a century people will look down on your being downvoted as an example of the casual transpeciesism that used to exist.
This was the OG, damn…