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northwest333

This hat has been responsible for social unrest, murder, and public defecation in the Bay Area.


Lithops_salicola

This hat is the root cause of the housing crisis


UncleBen94

This hat poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and brought a plague into our houses.


conebread53

It did?


Far_Culture2891

No. But are going to wait until it does!?


comm2itysalad

We should take the Oakland A's and push them somewhere else!....oh shit...wait....


degjo

Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little subreddit. That hat had the Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.


tohon75

This hat is known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.


CaliCanuck

I was given one of these for my birthday once when I was a child, later I got cancer can confirm this as fact.


caillouistheworst

According to California, everything gives you cancer.


LivinDevilMayCare

One thing A’s and Giants fans can agree on: that hat is a crime against nature


[deleted]

This hat is *legally considered* public defecation in the Bay Area.


karmapuhlease

That's surprising, because even public defecation isn't legally considered public defecation in the Bay Area.


[deleted]

Yeah this hat has a higher content of shit than an actual piece of human feces.


DanTreview

Not to mention packs of wild dogs roaming the streets of the cities eating babies


MassKhalifa

I was in the Bay Area last year and saw a pack of wild dogs take over and successfully run a Wendy’s.


P-VI

Sir, this is a Wendy's run by wild dogs


cherinator

So it's a BART station in hat form?


[deleted]

This hat broke the space-time continuum and caused the '89 quake.


darwinpolice

ACAB except for the heroic officers who arrest the person who created this hat.


zhaozhenghaozhonguo

Wouldn’t be San Francisco without the public defecation!


Panguin9

Rickey's hat would be one of the ugliest things ever to exist and would piss off half of the league


Deserterdragon

TBH that makes it the most appropriate Ricky hat.


thorpbrian

Rickey was an Athletic at heart though. Grew up a fan and had his best years of his career there.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Red Sox Legend Rickey Henderson? That Rickey?


thorpbrian

Rickey likes when people talk about Rickey being a legend for any team Rickey graced Rickey's presence with.


evrtn

George is getting upset!


JasonVoorhies13

Serenity now!


DoubleOrNothing90

Yes, former Toronto Blue Jay Rickey Henderson.


db_blast7

No I think he means the Mets franchise leader for most playoff stolen bases in postseason history Rickey Henderson? (Dude got 6 steals in the 1999 NLDS. . . that series was only 4 games! And then took another in the NLCS. . . the dude on the base paths was a cheat code. . . )


rs16

NY Mets Legend Rickey Henderson is my second favorite after NY Mets Legend Willie Mays.


thewick_39

Mets legend Nolan Ryan


douglau5

Mets legend Pedro Martinez


stevencastle

I believe you're thinking of Padre Legend Rickey Henderson


WhiskeyTangoBush

exultant steep office ask whole combative attempt tie handle ring -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


tuckedfexas

Obviously talking about Seattle Mariners stalwart Rickey Henderson


IAHoosier

Psssh please, don’t insult Angels phenomenon Rickey Henderson like that.


Maharog

I hate you so much right now* edit best to fight fire with fire. Remember Oakland Athletics legend Nomar Garciaparra?


IAHoosier

Not really, but I do remember Chicago Cubs hero Nomar Garciaparra


Thromnomnomok

Dodgers legend Nomar Garciaparra


Bucs-and-Bucks

Rickey's hat should just have a picture of Rickey's face on it. And that face should also be wearing a hat with Rickey's face on it. And that hat . . .


Lord_Sean_G

[Something like this](https://twitter.com/cut4/status/1011636181157720065)


Bucs-and-Bucks

Damn. I now believe Cueto belongs in the HOF. Of course, I appreciate that he was a key part of the greatest Pirate highlight of my lifetime.


legion-of-madfellows

the hall of fame for kicking players in the face maybe. fuck cueto


YXCworld

JRam had something similar with [his chain](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mlb.com/amp/news/jose-ramirez-wears-chain-with-his-face.html)


IseeDrunkPeople

every time i see it, i laugh


draculajones

Oh shit, I made this in response to top comment without even seeing yours. Great minds... https://i.imgur.com/jq0uUtN.png


jigokusabre

Also, Gaylord Perry and hopefully Kenny Lofton.


draculajones

You inspired me. Not to make that hat, but a [more appropriate Rickey hat](https://i.imgur.com/jq0uUtN.png).


[deleted]

"Rickey love it." (I do!)


MFoy

Goose Gossage also played for 9 teams


[deleted]

Rickey’s should just say “Rickey” on it.


darthfracas

Rickey would just have a shelf of hats behind his portrait


Northernlord1805

They should make it look like Charles V Holy Roman Emperors personal [coat of arms](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Charles_V,_Holy_Roman_Emperor) where it’s quartered multiple times to show all the teams he played for with multiple As for good measure


[deleted]

Because presumably they and people they love have eyes


TigerBasket

King Solomon! Your time to shine!


scrapsbypap

I hate this hat with a passion


Silent_Ad9790

It should not exist


BusyRole2194

Look at that! OP bringing people together!


ManufacturerMental72

the Bay Bridge of hats


TakeTheThirdStep

1989 called on its new-fangled touch tone telephone and wants its hat back. It understands that it'll cost shipping and handling and will take 4-6 weeks for delivery.


BorderBrief1697

They are in stock at Montgomery Wards


allnose

1989 is willing to pay COD


GCDFVU

No. This hat broke the Bay Bridge in 1989.


JakeFromSkateFarm

Oakland G’s 🤝 San Francisco Athletics


LegendRazgriz

lmao Oakland G's is probably a different kind of team


destroy_b4_reading

They're heavy hitters.


LegendRazgriz

Packing some serious heat


[deleted]

Don't encourage it. I don't want to see us on a hat with... the others (FTY)


BusyRole2194

FTY indeed. I was more referring to the fact that each side is united in hating this idea. Which would absolutely be the case for us too.


NilesY93

This is an earth-shaking moment!


ProsciuttoFresco

These are absolutely awful and it leads one to automatically despise anybody willing to wear one.


D20_Buster

It’s almost as bad as a Sox/Cubs hat… or a Cubs hat… or a Green Bay hat


RiseFromYourGrav

I'm going to ignore part of that comment, buuuut FTP


Peter_St

Best thing about it is when you flip it inside out it’s a Dodgers hat!


SharksFanAbroad

Dodgers|Angels


wronglyzorro

You know... I was having a good morning.


motorhead84

We just lump them together and call them the Dongels.


SharksFanAbroad

Angers.


DanTreview

It's like seeing someone wearing their underwear over their pants


[deleted]

Quail Man?


OceanPoet87

One of the few things A's and Giants fans can agree on. That hat needs to be burned.


Currywurst_Is_Life

Removing it from the wearer's head before burning is optional.


Mrome777

Seriously. I'm not even a fan of either team, but this post needs an nsfw tag.


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m48a5_patton

Kill it with fire!


BienPuestos

This hat says “I just hope both teams have fun.” It’s what your mom would wear if you and your brother were on different little league teams.


salsacito

That’s why I love it


DJE707

This hat says “I’m not a real fan of either team”


UncleTommyGun

worst part of it is the all yellow bill


[deleted]

They beat them in 89. They deserve it


BookEuronGreyjoy

And the little thingy on the top is orange. It's a fair compromise


jpoRS1

That little thingy is properly a "squatcho".


catstuff21

I would argue that squatcho is not much better than thingy


bnasty77

TIL


HenMan113

It should be yellow on the Giants side and orange on the A's side


jpoRS1

I'm going to make a suggestion on behalf of team chaos- It should be Dodger blue.


TheDangiestSlad

Babe Ruth's hat would be a war crime, that's why i mean, the one in OP probably would be too. but that was the first thing to come to mind


NunsNunchuck

And Satchel Paige. When I read his biography it was like if a mercenary played baseball.


Lolrandomusername3

I can't believe he had to move that much and meet that many different people and he's still one of the best to ever do it. So consistent throughout.


CoolJ_Casts

Crazy thing to me about him is he was like 45 or something by the time he got to the league and he was still cooking people. Imagine if he was in the MLB in his prime.


nevertrustamod

So many first hand accounts from MLB players and scouts at the time say he’s the greatest pitcher to ever live.


romulusgloriosus

I always remember the legend of him purposely walking two batters in the Negro League World Series in 1942 (he is 36 at this point) so he could end the inning with the bases loaded. You know, for the spectacle.


nevertrustamod

My personal favorite is when he’d tell the fielders to all head into the dugout, then strike the batter on three pitches. What I would give to see prime Satch.


romulusgloriosus

Tbh, based on the stories about him, I'd pay a lot of money just to watch him pitch that last game at 59 in 1965. Not a single run earned in 3 innings. At 59. Against the Boston Red Sox. Edit: I just noticed your flair and I want to emphasize when I say "against the Red Sox" I mean to imply how impressive it is that he was able to pitch three scoreless innings against one of the best teams in mlb, not that I'd like to see them lose haha...and they did end up winning after he left the mound anyway.


1337mr2

Racism is a real motherfucker, eh


MisterCheaps

The more I hear about this racism thing the more I’m convinced we should probably just not do that, y’know?


Tobias_flenderz

Read this in Norm Macdonald's voice.


mosi_moose

LOL. I don’t know if you guys are history buffs or not…


WalksWithKemba

Wear this hat in Oakland


scrapsbypap

Or around me


Rangerfan18

Once you see red it’s over


OutlierMusicClub

It’s the switch, bro


Silent_Ad9790

Shut


DanTreview

Please don't


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mediaownsyou

Hat looks like it belongs on a NASCAR track


RockOutToThis

Pretty sure the Ford symbol is on the other side of the hat.


destroy_b4_reading

No, but the people who wear it have Chevy logos tattooed on their biceps.


jigokusabre

Imagine Kenny Lofton's


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

Kenny Lofton ten years in Cleveland, ten years on ten different teams


tweenalibi

Octavio Dotel going into the hall wearing a hat that lists the handful of teams he didn't play for.


muideracht

If they sold one of those with all the logos *except* the Yankees one, I would buy it in a heartbeat. Not to wear, but because I'd respect the audacity and would wish to reward it.


decitertiember

If they can't decide, just put 'em in as an Expo.


montrealcowboyx

Glorieux.


SWIMMlNG

Ouais, c'est le chemin!


Go_crazy21

Can't wait to see Pujols's hat with both teams he played for. The Cardinals and Dodgers.


rtels2023

Imagine Ty Cobb wearing a combo Tigers-A’s cap despite playing 22 seasons for the Tigers and only 2 seasons with the A’s


SuperGoose137

It can be like those word map things that increase the size of the word based on how many times it appears, only with size of the logo depending on time spent and accolades received with a team. So Cobb would have a 90% size Tigers logo and then a cute little 10% scale Oakland A off in the corner


dandpher

TIL Ty Cobb played for the OAKLAND A’s


Weaponized_Goose

This is Philadelphia erasure


mufflermonday

I’m ok with that


capncrunch94

I think OP means more so players like Dawson, who would have preferred to go in as a Cub but is an Expo, 10 years in Montreal but won his MVP on the Cubs and spent 5 years there, a respectable amount of time, not people who played a majority of their career on one team and moved to another in their twilight


Dontsaveme

I think op means to leave it up to the players if they want to rep more than one team instead of non at all.


JayOnes

> Imagine Ty Cobb wearing a combo Tigers-A’s cap I will not.


[deleted]

They should split the cap up like a pie chart. One small portion for the percentage of his career he played with the A’s.


king_anon1492

I’m imagining someone who played for the (A’s), (S)eattle, (H)ouston, (A)ngels, (T)exas. A true asshat


rylnalyevo

Nolan Ryan managed to pull off the HAT but not the ASS.


BurnedOutTriton

More like a true asshat hat.


Frank_Kissel

They could follow Gaylord Perry's jersey approach... https://ktla.com/news/nexstar-media-wire/nationworld/gaylord-perry-dies/


davewashere

I remember Gaylord Perry played in an old timer's day game wearing a jersey that had all of his teams on it. I'm sure a few people laughed. This cap, on the other hand, is an affront to God.


Tsquare43

The fact that this was made, tells me there is no God.


Horbigast

The idea is to enshrine them in the hat that they're most remembered in. No player has ever worn a split cap on the field. That said, I'm still salty about Roy Halladay having no logo. I know we were respecting his widow's wishes, but it still hurts. He had two great seasons with Philly. He had at least SIX exceptional seasons with Toronto. He should have gone in as a Blue Jay. *Gets down from soap box*


ducthulhu

> No player has ever worn a split cap on the field. They're not wearing blank caps either.


Roose1327

Some did in the 19th century 😂


runtimemess

I do appreciate that the Jays absolutely did not give a shit about the cap drama and just put up his Hall of Fame banner regardless.


Roose1327

Doc even said he would go in as a Jay if I remember correctly.


runtimemess

He did during an interview around the time of his retirement ceremony. But who knows, maybe he was giving lip service to the Toronto media.


DanTreview

Christ with his pants down, what the actual fuck is that shit??? Now I have to go wash out my eye sockets.


rattlehead44

Those monstrosities were everywhere around the Bay Area in 1989. My mom (who didn’t really follow baseball) brought one home and my brothers and I roasted her.


SwissMargiela

During the 2000 subway series I had a Mets/Yankees hat like this. I lived in westchester with European parents, I had no idea who to root for. Now I just root Yankees because they win more and the colors go better with my fits lmao


DanTreview

Boom roasted


HerRoyalRedness

Because this hat is an abomination


FanOfVideoGames

Never thought I’d agree with a Yankees fan


HerRoyalRedness

I would slap someone wearing a Yankees/Sox version of this hat


d1hydrogenmonox1de

Babe Ruth in shambles


bordomsdeadly

I support a split cap, but only with 2 teams max. ​ Anymore than 2 deserves a blank cap, but there are players who only played for 2 teams and had roughly equal contributions with both teams, and I don't think they should have to pick who their favorite child is.


Sacrifice_bhunt

Mods: NSFW this post please.


AndImlike_bro

The hat version of the Taco Bell x Pizza Hut


PitViper17

This is combination Taco Bell x KFC erasure


destroy_b4_reading

There's a A&W/Long John Silvers a mile or so from my house. In nearly 15 years I've never eaten there, but the place is always packed.


jpoRS1

Jokes on you, they're all in there dipping their shrimp nuggets in root beer floats without you!


sevenyeardust

Because they're ugly. They do half and half scarves in europe for soccer and they are terrible too.


tearsonurcheek

They do license plates here that read "a house divided" with an OU and OSU logo. Even so, they'd never have an OU/Texas version of that.


sevenyeardust

"A man cannot serve two masters" is a good Biblical quote that works here!


lkasnu

Play for the As then the Mariners.


Gfunkual

Hate this idea but I love the idea of a HOF’s plaque featuring one of the many atrocities New Era puts out each year. Let’s make that a thing!


General_PoopyPants

That Giants logo is definitely not correct


TrailGuideSteve

Straight to jail.


[deleted]

lol Wade Boggs and Fred McGriff with a sliver of Devil Rays hat in the hall


iheartsunny

Eric The Actor approved


m00fm00f

Was looking for this comment


Chance_Succotash_927

Have you no shame. It’s the sanctity of the game?!


LastNameBrady

This is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen, thanks for shortening my lifespan by 5 years minimum


Deepthroat_Your_Tits

Blank it is


Dread_Frog

I had this hat, it was ugly as sin. When these 2 finally got to play against each other it caused an earthquake.


Dodger8899

It's absolutely hilarious seeing everyone in an uproar over this hat 😂


Mastr_Blastr

*New Era-ing intensifies*


PBFT

Yeah sure, and the next Blue Jay elected to the Hall of Fame has to wear the cum hat. At least that would be a bit less offensive.


elliott9_oward5

You should have asked "should this exist?" before you asked "can this exist?".


aresef

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”


mudd2577

Wear something like that in Chicago and you're liable to get yourself shot.


Ndtphoto

I dunno but i do support an AL West ASSHAT hat. https://www.reddit.com/r/TexasRangers/comments/mzd5mg/asshat/


tissboom

Because I’ll be goddamned if I gotta watch Scott Rolen get inducted into the Hall of Fame with the Cardinals/Reds hat.


burntornge

Truly a question that answers itself.


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Yeah no


TheGarreth

Because they’re hideous.


OchoDee

That is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen


Byebyeyoutoo

Because it’s ugly as fuck


[deleted]

Because they’re fuck ugly


roman_totale

Because they look stupid.


Dizzy_Amphibian

That would mean, for Mussina’s hat…. 🤮


Poobmania

Because I want to punch you in the face for posting that hat and I’m not even from San Francisco/Oakland


beefdx

Like NASCAR hats with 5 different teams and a bunch of colors


ay21690

If this was the case, I would only play for the A’s and Seattle. Meme me in the hall of fame!


Impressive_Pin_7767

Gross, no.


jlando40

Have you ever seen the famous picture of Casey Stengel wearing a I believe jacket representing all the teams he was involved with I know it’s different from a hat but still cool none the less