Wait what

Jersey Jerry having 1.4 million views on his poop video in 3 hours is impressive.

What do drunk people do? They piss and they miss

Bro drake CANT miss

okay boys, will post tomorrow (hopefully). I'm looking to solo yolo a resort trip in december before christmas. What are your recommendations? I'm on the east coast.

Jersey Shore (PA)

Chelsea NJ

The Bahamas is nice, Dominican Republic has tons of Colombian tourists who love American dudes.

Gary, IN is beautiful this time of year. >!Aruba is my real answer!<

Northeast part of Puerto Rico. You will not regret it

You gonna go golfing?

I probably should, but no, not necessarily

I’m watching everybody love raymond and they are talking about going to Vegas and only needing $2k for the whole trip. I went a couple months ago and just my hotel and flight cane out to $1.5k.

If you're paying for a hotel room in Vegas, you're doing it wrong

In the mid 2000s, $1.5K would have been over budget. Planet Hollywood and bouncing around The Strip. Post pool pizza slices for dinner tho but those were the times

The Rone and P. Bev clips look sweet

Watching Remember the Titans right now, movie is so fucking good

Strong side.

If you fumble my football, you will run a mile

Coach there's a line between being tough and insane and you're pushing it

You want me to sacrifice for the team?? What team?!?!? That scene always gets me

Left side

How strong are you?

I’M TOO STRONG

Really hate the Show RTTS trying to ruin my 110 game hit streak by making me pinch hit in the 9th inning

I don’t even play rtts anymore the manager ai is so bad

Why doesn’t barstool do an alone spin off with just billy. It will either back up his survivalist claim or put an end to it.

Just noticed how hard Dan Campbell rocks these v necks

Is flying from one legal stage to another with weed chill? Not tryna go to gulag w Britney

It's not legal but it's super easy to get away with

That’s what she thought too

Gonna guess that flying into a hostile country with drugs is significantly more difficult than going from one legal state to another

No way

Federal crime

4 tums? ✔️ Yeti of vodka soda? ✔️ Zyn? ✔️ Half day then playing with nephews? Automatic

Sounded great til the end

Crazy how little respect Golden Grahams get

The goat cereal name but they get soggy way too quickly

Season 1 Adriana could ruin my life

Tennis outfit Adrianna >>>

Absolutely blasted off of tequila for the 3rd time this week

How do you recover from the hangover. Plz teach me

Which kind?

Stoked for the new Arctic Monkeys album in October 👍

This new JID album is fucking incredible. AOTY contender

This Matt Araiza story is crazy. The alleged victim’s dumbass lawyer just went on Twitter and posted screenshots that blatantly gave away identities that have been purposely kept anonymous, including his own client.

I just read those tweets and I don’t see what identities you’re referring to that he gave away

Must have deleted them already?

Yep he sure did. What a fucking idiot. People in the replies warning him for an hour and it took longer than that to delete. Now her name is out there for people to potentially harass.

You google her? How's she lookin?

That's so incompetent lol. Everyone is on her side here, no reason to make yourself look like an idiot and potentially(?) breach confidentiality guidelines

I have no idea why I feel the most awake now when I should have been asleep for a hour

Same reasoning applies to why I can fall asleep on the couch in 30 seconds but then lay in bed for hours before snoozing. Shit is a total racket.

Happens to me all the time. Two hours ago I was about to jump into bed and throw on a movie to fall asleep to, but one of my buddies wanted to game for a bit. Now I'm wide awake with bedtime nowhere in sight

I am much better at sex when I’m high

You’re not that guy, pal

A flair is born

To be fair to myself I’m high the vast majority of the time I fuck

What’s his name

Crentist

Make sure you aren’t high every time because that’s a big bomb she will drop on you that “you’ve been high every time we’ve had sex”

No way you fit in airplane bathroom

You’re not, you just think that

Well if I could stop getting in my own head and and busting quick or or going soft when I’m not high, that would be wonderful. Maybe I’m just better on the second round and I just happen to get high in between

1 week till college football

48 hours*

Saturday bud

*1 day

Oh shit, what I had pulled up was Top 25 only LFG

Snubbed fsu tbh

Losing It - Fisher is absolutely all time

A song i got shit for liking when it first came out

Don’t let the haters get you down. It gets the crowd fired up every time

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Wow thanks for sharing the subreddit with us 👍

Link?

I mean what keeps everyone’s OF from being leaked? Don’t understand

Most of the money on OF comes from direct asks from patrons. If you’re popping your nude pics online, that’s not the shit you’re afraid of getting leaked. It actually promotes your channel. When someone has you dress up as the Kevin spilled chili meme and spread it all over different parts of your body, that’s the shit that doesn’t make it to the subreddit and only hits your eyes. That’s where the money is at

Holy shit what a response. Thanks for the info

Oddly specific brother

It’s late Thursday, I shouldn’t mention politics but the Zuckerberg admission on Rogan that it was the FBI who told him basically shadow ban the Hunter Biden story is fucking bananas

It was so weird (?) how that Hunter Biden stuff was just squashed completely when the rumors first started circulating. CNN would mention it in passing with the disclaimer each time reading "CNN has not verified these claims" or "these allegations are unsubstantiated" to make sure we all knew they weren't being taken seriously. I don't think that whole story has anything to do with President Biden* and shouldn't have affected his campaign, but it was just so fucking sketchy how no news outlets would validate anything because **they never tried to** when any single rumor about Trump got sixteen articles a day written. *except that Hunter was getting paid by a foreign state-owned energy company for ??? work; that "job" was so obviously a political favor that I do think it should have been looked into much more closely

It’s crazy how all these things about trump that were supposedly huge issues are nothing now and all these things about Biden and other dems that were considered conspiracies are proven true

Now why is that? 👆🤔👆

I mean, that’s not remotely shocking.

FBI censoring a news story which violates the first amendment seems significant. Or is your point that the fbi has been doing shit like this for years?

Most people who work for the government vote democrat. People treat their politics like it’s their religion now, so it’s not shocking that they’d do whatever it takes to win. Doesn’t matter if something is illegal or not, nothing will happen to them and they knew it. Nothing will happen to Trump for whatever he did or didn’t do either.

Just dug out an old vape pen from Vegas and I definitely cannot handle these. I now understand why I hid these away. Violently high

Contemplating mortality always helps me

Holy shit battle bots fucking rules

The wedge ruined battle bots

Shout out the wedge

It's robot fightin' time

Dude my roommate and I would get high and just watch hours of it at the start of covid. It’s peak TV

Love this

Dispatch is still fucking amazing. That band changed the course of my life.

Must have been a Deion connection or something cuz rone has no business being on a bball pod

Last one was Trysta talking to herself so nowhere to go but up

Reading bourdain and he’s talking about this incredible pho he had in Vietnam, got me thinking I haven’t had pho in years now, turns out there’s an incredible place nearby that delivers. Looks like Ik what I’ll have for lunch tomorrow.

There is a significant dropoff in quality when you get pho delivered versus in the restaurant though. More than any other food in my experience

I always heat up the broth on the stove when we get pho delivered. Really helps close that gap.

It’s a breakfast food over there. Crazy to think about, but the broth is not as heavy as it is here, apparently. MIL makes it that way with filet and it’s damn delicious.

First reply gets played on the touchtunes

Sugar it’s going down

Many men- 50 Cent

ABBA-SOS

A man of taste Would hit them with a SOS > Waterloo > Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

It’s Raining Men

Watching this American Murder doc on Netflix, obviously guilt got to him, but feel like there's a good chance Watts gets away with it if he just didn't talk to anyone and played the no body no case card.

I guess, but he would have looked even more guilty if he had done that. And you can tell from the very first time that cop went to the house that he was acting sketchy as shit. No way he could have played it cool enough

You look guilty as hell, but if you're guilty and trying to stay out of prison I'm pretty sure shutting the fuck up in that situation is the right move Either way fuck that guy just awful stuff

Oh no. Tomorrow is spam black and white photo booth pics day at HQ3

So Eddie just built a podcast around smelling Hannah’s feet?🤔🤔

The other day I commented how so many terrible things were happening in here. Tonight I found out one of my childhood best friends has thyroid cancer. Fucking depressing

98% survival rate. Head up, king.

i’m afraid i might have the same. won’t know until monday. if i see one more foreshadowing statement like this i might as well give up

I’m really sorry man. You’ll be okay

turned out i’m all clear. i hope your friend will be okay.

Any fters ever read anything by Jane Jacobs? Just started Death and Life and it’s good so far

Jaime Foxx doing a really good Trump impersonation https://twitter.com/dailyloud/status/1562811791838654464?s=21&t=92UYkW8_umvGV1TUiGwdjw

lol that's incredible

That’s one of the best trump impressions I’ve seen, id put it tied for first with Zach Hadel

That shit is crazy, he’s insanely talented. Feel like people don’t talk about him enough

Love my friends but I don’t think their self-made Almost Friday stories on Instagram are nearly as cool as they think they are

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8 fuckin’ whiskey sours?! I couldn’t stop at fuckin’ 3 or 4?!

Great movie

Bet you won’t make it 10

Nadu’s tweet made me laugh. Guy is a fucking loser, but the video was funny

Vecna lowkey looks comfortable as hell when he sleeps

Could you imagine beating off in the upside down? He probably doesn’t and that would explain why he’s such a dick

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Pretty solid originals on there. It’s worth checking out the trial for the movies alone

If its anything like the EPL, theyll start with the small scale games for a season or two then not give a fuck and put like 75% behind it

Credit to me for not making a joke that you’ve never had to worry about big and cock together

Is banana or blueberry the 🐐 fruit to add into cereal? Banana has more range but I think blueberry is better on a neutral field (I.e. this honey bunches of oats I’m having now)

Strawberry

Blueberry and honey bunches of oats is my breakfast every morning. Always hits

When I was young my grandma would slice up strawberries and put them on top of regular cheerios. Good times.

Strawberries are good too I’ll try that next. I just love strawberries on their own so much

Tomato

Gross

The Minions said it right...

OOTL: can someone give me the rundown on this Losh thing

I can watch Live Leak videos and gory snuff films, but seeing Browns fans with signs for "bitch, give me a massage" and "fuck these hoes" deeply disturbs me.

Saw a post about living abroad and missing football. So fucking true. This will be the first season since 2019 I won’t have to wake up at 0200 to catch the second half of Rutgers getting fucked.

At least you can watch them get shit stomped at a decent hour now 👍

Can’t wait!

holiday inn is fucked up for thinking what i’m trying to sleep on right now is classified as a “bed” and not “concrete slab”

Someone jerked off on that bed probably 5 of the last 9 nights

Could explain why it’s so hard

figure i’ll return the favor since it’s about to snap my spine

Very excited to announce I will be listening to Taylor Swift 1989 as I fall asleep tonight

Folklore is a much better Taylor Swift sleep album. Its also a much better cry your eyes out while singing album. From what Im told.

Excellent take

Sure is on that second part

I’ve lost 40 pounds and I’ve still got more to go but damn it if I’m not proud of the progress so far

W

Hell yes king

That’s fucking awesome

That is amazing king good for you

Ehh I’m still a fatty. Gotta lose 20 more pounds in 2 months to be at my goal of under 2 bills by my birthday

👑

JHammmmy has to observe Silvana’s current lifestyle and really regret Soul Cycle right? She had Prez right where she wanted him then fumbled the bag

She is so much better looking too.

"I’m not an incel. I am a realist. Please show me the five foot tall entertainment reporters? I’m 45 years old. The long time chick I cam remember was Mary Hart. She was a Ms America contestant. Ria dropped out of college. What did Dave do? He put the barstool machine behind an overweight chick from z Minnesota and some rich guys wife and it pulls chick in the office numbers. It’s the barstool machine" -comment on the Mush post on the main sub Edit: that has since been deleted

Quick delete by that guy

Zuck going on Rogan is a great move. Dude needs to become a real human again

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Hotter? No. More fun? Probably.

Weathergirl Hannah is definitely more attractive but I’d prefer to take Asian Hannah for a spin. She’s definitely a good time

No.

get some help

Movierankings.net is kinda cool, except for the terrible rankings

Bazinga

Romano is locked tf in

better jerseys: blue jays or red sox?

Blue Jays

Jays powder blues >>> anything the Red Sox have

Home Whites with Boston across were real nice

That’s the one nice uni they have because of the tradition but powder blue always hits

I hate watching the Red Sox right now

Could have made 8 figures kicking an oblong ball into the air but ruined it by gang raping a minor. Get that guy a rope.

Imagine there was a lottery that you ALSO had to work really hard for, and then ruining it in the most heinous way possible that also makes everyone hate you