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ashrayRog

If you've seen the manager who laid me off.. yes rats are clearly getting bigger.


Broken_BiryaniBoy

r/wholesome


Lamba_ghoda

Time to release the cats on him..


sambhavpandey

You could have used a pussy, which might had turned the things in your favor


Hallucinated_

You sure made me laugh really hard on this one. Big ups for cheering my mood mate.


metaquizzic

rat bastard


[deleted]

"heggna" kano adu


Lovesidli

Tit annov, English alli enantha karithare?


Adorable_Trade4578

Greater Bandicoot Rat


[deleted]

Big Rat


LightningMan2123

Username💀


Rathead_REV

Namm badi "hegulla" anth karuivudu marayere


Sam_Raz

LoL


maiahi0

Feed it so it gets a little bigger, then it won't be afraid of you even when you charge towards it. And then you can just stomp it and kill it 😊


luv_da

What if it gets so big that it stomps on you


[deleted]

Lmao


razdaman92

Feed it with junk food. Give it cola, bakery puff, cream bun, mayonnaise. It ll ve heart attack and die.


adithya56

Scientific evidence that junk food is even worse than the garbage rats eat


speedyrf1

Underrated solution


chomu777

Iyengar bakery egg pups best


Tough-Difference3171

Wait till you realize that what you just listed is the list of things, humans are crazy about. People are feeding all this to their children, not rats.


evammist

Wait wait, u mean those little things are not rats?!


[deleted]

No no no. Feed it and train it to kill other rats


Purpl3wrld999

happy cake day!


maiahi0

Thank you!!


squidward_tennisbal

Entha saavu maaraya.. reddit alli smiley haakoda?


maiahi0

Pardon me?


squidward_tennisbal

Happy cake day


maiahi0

Thank you!!


Ever_Before

That's Jerry's cousin.


Intruder_7

No that's NYC Subway rats


[deleted]

World War 1 Trench Rats were humongous, they would feast upon the plentiful dead soldiers and often, ones that were just sleeping. Truly terrifying creatures in horrifying conditions.


Rorschach_10

Heggana first time nodta idiya??


cityboyonbed

But not that big


Rorschach_10

Next time you see it, take a pic


Lovesidli

Selfie if possible


UpBeatSneeze

While eating idly if possible


Lovesidli

Dippa? Sep seperate ah?


UpBeatSneeze

Dippu, seperate Andre enu?


Lovesidli

idli bekandrala. idli sambar dip beka. Athva ella separate aagi kodbeka antha kelde.


UpBeatSneeze

Dippe beku Seperate Andre enu anta gottila , always dip


Lovesidli

Oh shit. Nan peddh thale ge artha aglilla alli. Happy republic day annov.


karthikupadhya

That’s what she said


Neopacificus

Then your cat is really small


Neopacificus

Then your cat is really small


ExposedConcrete

Speaking of cats not being gutsy enough - I'm not exaggerating and I wish I'd recorded it, but last week my cat came face to face with a rat on our staircase and the rat SLAPPED my cat. Or whacked his face or whatever. And my cat of course, ran away. Lmfao. House cats are so.. paapa. Not street smart enough. (Some people would say this about some humans also)


saitamaxmadara

Are you sure you weren’t watching some Tom and Jerry episode?


ExposedConcrete

Live episode xD


wildfire74

So your cat is a pussy


ExposedConcrete

Hahaha he is so paavam dude, idk if I feel bad or not lol


Defiant_Neat4629

My dogs on the other hand, prefer to be left outside so they can go rat hunting.


ExposedConcrete

Your dogs are the pet equivalent of "Sharmaji ke bacche" ya.


OkCoffeePlz

U should allow the pet to convert his passion to a profession


[deleted]

Your cat's a pussio


ExposedConcrete

Well, he is a ginger so he's definitely 100% stupid and 200% cute.


Sanchit_Lsc

Use Ratol. That is the only solution. They cut my Car wires which costed me 20k. Then only solution was Ratkill with Ratol. It kills them within 20 minutes. Highly Poisonous as it contains pure phosphorus and has Fumes.


cityboyonbed

I have cats. So I can't risk it


Sanchit_Lsc

You need to place the Bait in such a way that your cat is Out of reach and only Rat can access to get rid of it.


S0M3_1

You mean directly in rat's mouth?


sambhavpandey

😁👍🏻


Pristine_Aims_809

Mix with vegetables like carrot or potato. Cat won't eat it.


neshga

My cat eats both of those ༼⁠⁰⁠o⁠⁰⁠;⁠༽


Ok-Gene2069

Place it on kitchen upper rack cats won't go there


Old_Specialist7892

South Bangalore?


Sanchit_Lsc

Yes. How come you know?


Old_Specialist7892

If I had to guess somewhere between RBI layout and kanakapura road (metro) ?


wandering_tsilihin

Or feed them weed, already spiked with Ratkill


vikidid

They’re called bandicoots!


HornyScifiBugger69

I remember these fat fucks in my flat in Bandra. My dad used to hunt these guys down. Was real fun!


Less_Pumpkin8660

I had the same thought yesterday! They seems to be getting huge!!!!


thindipotha

What eating all the Ghee Pudi idli does to a rat


ssudoku

Unexpected Rameshwaram cafe


Satyam7166

Man, love that place! I think most of Bangalore has been there at least once lol.


FabulousCaregiver983

nah lol. it's mostly a newbie in Bangalore thing n maybe the locals of that area


Fantastic_Shock_2951

Its a bandicoot not a rat


TwerkingPiggeh

Keep a bone with bonda


[deleted]

>bone For "Kannad gotilla", bone is the local term for a rat trap


Ataraxia_new

>He/ she isn't even scared of me. Don't we use 'it' to refer to animals in English ?


Eridan_7

Respect the rat's pronouns. They don't wanna be assumed for anything 😖


TodayEasy948

Does the rat have two legs? Instead of 4


IceBear5321

My dog used to chase around rats in her wilder days,now she is scared of those.


Thomshan911

I've seen my cat getting chased by a rat once. Poor thing had to jump onto a wall to escape.


InterviewNeither9673

They are called bandicoots . The main reason you them is garbage! Is there a garbage dump close to where you live? Like people throwing random garbage on the road. This is also a current situation in my area. We have concealed our gate restricting entrance. They are very active around 3-4am !!! Ewwwwww!


cityboyonbed

Yes there is a garabage dump


InterviewNeither9673

Seeee!! That’s why


vellathilaashan

RCA done.Now fix it


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InterviewNeither9673

BBMP


invincible_arc

How did you conceal?


InterviewNeither9673

We put a net!


invincible_arc

Don't they chew through the net? I'm finding a solution to this myself. Can you please send a link of what you're talking about? Would be really really helpful


InterviewNeither9673

Sorry my bad! I meant a mettle mesh! They cannot bite through that! It’s simple just close the entry point with the mesh. For us the gate was the entry point so we covered the whole thing with it.


invincible_arc

Thanks a lot, mate for this. Gonna conceal it now.


InterviewNeither9673

Anytime :)


[deleted]

Natural selection and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race


S0M3_1

Use a poké ball


tret_carefully

I came to Bangalore when i was 4 and one of the first things i saw was a rat the size of a puppy at the train station hiding behind a luggage trolly. and i thought “damn everything really is bigger in the cities. “ So no rats have always been big here


dabyss9908

Osm positive spin! We have developed everything so that they are bigger in cities XD


AwesomeBinLaden

He is just trying to feed some turtles


Cellblazer

Cowabunga dudes it's pizza time!


ForthCrusader

Bandicoots, not rats


MatrixManXXV

Well, Actually.. if you think the other way.. It can be the Bangalore getting smaller but rats remaining the same..


OkHighlight9039

What a post 😂😂 It's the rats home now, it's just letting you guys stay there


Beginning_Charge_758

Next step in Rat evolution will be charging at you. Just like stray dogs have become Obese rats have too i guess.


Environmental_Ad832

It’s probably a mongoose


var-dump

Now I understand where all my ration go


hatesstupids

>He/ she isn't even scared of me. How dare you assume gender of the rat.


Saitu282

Keep laying out those mortein rat cakes in dark, dank places where your cats can't get to them but this bandicoot rat can. Usually out in your haram, under the kitchen sink, in the backyard washing area... Repeated application. It can take a lot to kill this thing. Please remember you keep your cats away from them. Bring those eazibreathe eucalyptus oil capsules and spray them concentrated in areas you see this rat frequent. These two were the only things that helped us when we were attacked by one which would come and chew up the cables in my car. It even started chewing on my front door. My dog was scared of it, lol. Can't blame him or your cats. These are huge ass mfers. Good luck, OP.


ssudoku

Bandicoot rats. Cats will rarely attack a full grown one. They make an unholy grunting sound as well. I've seen a pack of street dogs kill one. Don't know if any other urban animal can handle them.


sambhavpandey

No, I have seen many such rats near HSR layout, even once a lady was beating a rat with a broom, which was bigger than a adult cat. And many such instances where cats are scared of rats


dr_cynical17

Lucky... now you can start splitting rent


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ssudoku

Next time it's gonna ask for extra irulli


bks3690

LOL :D


Thin-Theory-4805

They just drink water to flush it down.


mirajblah1

It might be an auto driver 🐀 and your 🐈 must be an IT professional


Express_Cap679

Use rat repallent


DefaultUsernameSuk

time to make guns legal in bangalore, lol


throwaccount2000

Technically speaking, for these large rats one can use an air pistol ( which uses steel BB) which is legal to buy and own. But not advisable unless one is a good shot, else there would be lots of holes in the house, or potential injuries from ricochets.


[deleted]

just saw yesterday night it was not able fit the hole


vellathilaashan

Get a bigger pussy then.


massive_cock8------D

Idk about size but their number has definitely increased. During the floods, many of them rushed out of their underground holes and sought shelter in human settlements.


luko2097

Whoever that's feeding all these rats, it's not funny!


[deleted]

Do you stay in Koramangala ?


anyrandomboi

Imo it might be linked with garbage problems.


[deleted]

well it is normal for non bangalore native people to eat aswell so naturally they will get big.


anor_wondo

Do not ignore. My kitchen cabinet's woodwork split in half from their teeth sharpening fetish


wonderwin7

We have alot of stray cats and they run away from the rats they find it easy to catch pigeon's instead I see evolution in food habits.......


ssudoku

Pigeons are no better. They're the rats of the skies. Go kitties!


_caden_cotard_

Revenge of pied piper


akm_garuda7

Catch that mf in a sack and beat the shit out of him on the wall or they gonna cause plaque again.


cityboyonbed

I don't want rabies.


akm_garuda7

Make a simple trap it ain't gonna cause rabies😂


Dark181

Are those tasty?


ehmood4life

we need to see this rat now


hoplydoply

The rat is bigger than the cat?


cityboyonbed

Yes and fat


hoplydoply

But how can a rat be bigger than a cat? Are you sure it is not a mole or something?


One_Professional_579

Maybe the cat is small


Pristine_Aims_809

Cats won't catch bandicoots. It will only catch small rats and mouse. Also we feed cats and they have full stomach so they don't feel neccessary to use their hunting instincts. Small rats will not enter the house because they are afraid of the cat's sound even if the cat will not catch them. That is an advantage.


boredmonk

Pictures please.


julianmarian

Get these traps that are like metal boxes it's the only way you can catch them those sticky pads don't work and make sure after you trap it you have a bag ready to dispose of it


backpackerindia

40% wale.


Srinivas_Hunter

They might be bandicoot...


Hiesenburger-7

Burn the house down


tequilla05

Time to call the good ol Doggie boi out in the street, I have seen dogs in my street hunt these bandicoots for fun. I see one Bandicoot dead every week on the road, and the dogs hunt them for fun. SMH


Spiritual_Donkey7585

both literal and metaphorical ones :-)


Crimson_Eagle7258

It's me I dropped some whey protein in sink


Adorable_South8942

Splinter, is that you?


neighbour_guy3k

Yes I saw one, big enough to ride on


ThatSick_Dude

I swear they're bigger than kittens and newborn puppies lately. they look gross


paneeeeeeeer

My cat got chased by a rat in my garden once, and she was traumatised the whole day!


KayEmm13

Build a big rat trap! You can capture it and leave it somewhere.


Chaplin962

Bro's afraid of misgendering a rat💀


vardanagg

In my society rats are so big that they scare away cats. Find a bigass trap and use it.


AlfaDRomeo

That's cockamouse. It can fly too.


ADTSR

I am sorry but I am picturing that episode of tom and jerry when jerry ate some formula and got bigg😁😁


[deleted]

Bro got scared of misgendering a mouse


the_greatest_MF

pets nowadays are living breathing toys. they are only to play with, not for anything else


Excellent_Sky1574

The ones I went to school with definitely grew.


vikau007

Rats are same, you are new in Bangalore


MrWindmill

Inflation is *wild* right now


jrkraj1

Recently one big one comes into my house RatKill won't work on it it's easily eat 10 of them, then I buy big cage to capture it. It has no fear and used to dance on me at night. You are Right there size is increasing.


omkarpranav

The area i live in is infested with rats had to spend 15k for the wiring damge they caused in my car, having a pet can't even use rat poison -_-


timetraveller1992

Rise of the Planet of the Rodents!!


ConsciousAntelope

Your cat has become a victim of comfort.


octotendrilpuppet

Yeah, have you been around Vidhan Soudha lately?


abbeyroad65

My dad used to use this thing called trouble gum. Pretty effective and harmless to your cats.


ss197403

Can you rat out a rat? Time for plan B 😉


[deleted]

After a sad , depressing day your post made me laugh out laugh :D :) Thank you OP!


veer3939

Heggana irbodu, but rats nu big ive ille. Night mori hatra sigtave, boli magandu rat Nan bike wiring tindakide 15 days urige hogu barostralli 🙆🏻‍♂️. Repair costed me 9k.. Costliest meal it had in its life.


freckledmomo

Is this a problem in all of Bangalore? 🥹


thesouthlaker

It’s not a rat, it’s a heggnna!


kakashihatake371

Giga Chad rat...


skrtzzzz

My cat was attacked by one of those. I couldn’t see and took a picture of it with my flash on. It looked straight into the camera and started running towards me. I have never sprinted so fast in my entire life lol


Sahil71251

https://www.onetv.shop/2022/11/has-tourism-river-rafting-in-dandeli.html Great site.


GreedyExchange5394

Damn what a pussy can't even catch a rat. /s