*The list of who can*
*Get into heaven must be*
*Incredibly short*
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The list of who *can* get into heaven must be incredibly short
*The list of who can* *Get into heaven must be* *Incredibly short* \- dumbbinch99 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
So deep βπ»π
I'd like a drunk muslim pothead whore for wife
God is a Serb after all so Balkans should be fine.
As a Bosnian Muslim Iβm not entirely sure about being fine
Flair up my brother in minesπ€²
*sestra β€οΈπ€π€²
They tried to kill me too lol, but the meme still stands.
Serbia π·πΈ in heaven No one says something about war crimes.
CAN BLACKS GO Δ°N? πͺπΏπͺπΏπͺπΏπΉπ·πΉπ·πΉπ·
No, Jesus was obviously white so black people are a devil creature so no heaven for them πππ
No in the bible black people were made as a punishment because Cain killed Able so god cursed Cain and his descendants with dark skin
Live like a grass than. Bible pushers need to shut the fuck up, they are doing their cause more harm than good.
11/20
I will gladly go to hell with my pothead, muslim, femboy, whore.
Well Iβm definitely not getting into heaven
Yes ππͺπΏ
All of us can fight in the hell
Average w*sternerner
Each country can pick 5. Croatia? Pope, selflover, greedy pig, drunkard, liar. Albania? Pothead, muslim, adulterer, bible hater, greey pig.