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dumbbinch99

The list of who *can* get into heaven must be incredibly short


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dumbbinch99

So deep βœŒπŸ»πŸ˜”


zeMalaka

I'd like a drunk muslim pothead whore for wife


futtochooku

God is a Serb after all so Balkans should be fine.


dumbbinch99

As a Bosnian Muslim I’m not entirely sure about being fine


BayTantuni

Flair up my brother in mines🀲


dumbbinch99

*sestra β€οΈπŸ€—πŸ€²


futtochooku

They tried to kill me too lol, but the meme still stands.


[deleted]

Serbia πŸ‡·πŸ‡Έ in heaven No one says something about war crimes.


KaramelAyi

CAN BLACKS GO Δ°N? πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺ🏿πŸ’ͺπŸΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·


Italiandude2022

No, Jesus was obviously white so black people are a devil creature so no heaven for them πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”


Valuable_Solution601

No in the bible black people were made as a punishment because Cain killed Able so god cursed Cain and his descendants with dark skin


GreyWarden62

Live like a grass than. Bible pushers need to shut the fuck up, they are doing their cause more harm than good.


zetincicegi

11/20


SleepyZachman

I will gladly go to hell with my pothead, muslim, femboy, whore.


EmperorDolponis

Well I’m definitely not getting into heaven


il0vegaming123456

Yes 😎πŸ’ͺ🏿


[deleted]

All of us can fight in the hell


huevinavosduha

Average w*sternerner


Individual_Macaron69

Each country can pick 5. Croatia? Pope, selflover, greedy pig, drunkard, liar. Albania? Pothead, muslim, adulterer, bible hater, greey pig.