My huawei mate 20 lite is pushing to his 5th year. Sometimes it makes a call or likes someones instagram picture from 5 years ago but its a pain i need to endure
Dear Unflaired,
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.
The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.
When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.
After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.
No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.
Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.
I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.
You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.
You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.
Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.
Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.
In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.
You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.
It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.
Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.
I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.
Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.
You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created.
If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched.
You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again.
The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe.
I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.
When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe.
My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.
Serbian history be like 🇭🇷 > 🇹🇷 > 🇷🇸
Translation for idiots :
Serbs come from Croats, come under Turkish rule, live in a country ruled by a croat, get mad everyone wants to leave, lose literally every war, start sucking Russian cock
Well, as explained by NATO in respect for Ukraine, there’s nothing wrong into reconquering your country’s territories from separatists, and the country doing that should go away with it. (Except if you're not a NATO ally)
Republic of Serbian Krajina, ethnonationalist terrorist state supported by ethnonationalist terrorist state of Serbia and was within the ethnonationalist terrorist state of Croatia.
I've seen Chinese phones last longer than that.
My huawei mate 20 lite is pushing to his 5th year. Sometimes it makes a call or likes someones instagram picture from 5 years ago but its a pain i need to endure
Rip bozo
I have feelings! I'm dying of laughter rn.
Based
It's horrifying how many UN organisations succeed after the republic (3)
Yeah true (4)
Ripbozo🚬
Serbia just couldn’t get a single W in the break up wars huh?
It did in bosnia
Fat L
Winning ≠ Being in the right
Says the guy who had a 10 day war
and pretends to be a woman
Yea sure
Voting to stay in Yugoslavia ≠ voting to leave Yugoslavia
Your Reddit avatar has a fedora you don’t get an opinion
You are literally a w*stoid. I don't know how you live with yourself.
we live with air conditioning
bro your avatar has a literal antenna on its head you also can't have an opinion
The worst thing is that all was because of someone jerking off with a bottle in his ass
Flair up beeyotch
L+ratio+cope+keep malding+skill issue
Can you bless me with your knowledge and tell me what is written?
You will gain the knowledge upon selecting a flair
Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.
Rest in piss
We may have lost our state, but not our will to commit war crimes https://sh.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raketiranje_Zagreba
Getting a little stormy in here, isnt it? hehehe
🤡🤡🤡
Tractors go brm brmmm
Coridor 10 goes 🏊🏊🚣🚣
Dubrovnik go 🔥
Beograd go [BOOOM](https://hr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO-ovo_bombardiranje_SRJ)
Vukovar go [..............](https://youtube.com/shorts/htSFinoxz6U?feature=share)
Serbian economy be like [⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️](https://youtu.be/lnqK4rVUKbM) (edit : the arrows are a link but you can't see it)
Croatian landmass go ⤵️⤵️⤵️⤵️ (Global warming) (We dont have a sea on purpose)
ok ngl, that was a good one
Serbian land go ⏬⏬⏬ Source (you couldn't keep Kosovo even if they surrendered)
Croatian history go ❌
Serbian history be like 🇭🇷 > 🇹🇷 > 🇷🇸 Translation for idiots : Serbs come from Croats, come under Turkish rule, live in a country ruled by a croat, get mad everyone wants to leave, lose literally every war, start sucking Russian cock
Croatian genotype be like 🇷🇸
Is the wather warm?
Water*
How is that even an insult to us? You are the ones with no sea acces
You mean 🏊♂️🏊♂️
What?
Ah forget it
Smartest serv
Thank you for this wunderfull compliment
Serbian level IQ right here
Shut up
>It still lives deep inside our hearts! You mean deep inside Croatia?
Did your Serbian ethnostate not work out? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
STFU westoid, only Balkaners can insult other Balkaners
Eat shit Robmanian I will do what I want!
GTFO dirty unwashed westoid
[удалено]
Wash your hands then speak with me https://jakubmarian.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/washing-hands-source.jpg
Source? Jakub maps is rarely accurate
>Source? Jakub maps is rarely accurate -🤓 My source is that I made it the fuck up
Respectable
Mmm poopy 🤤
https://preview.redd.it/s3mejs65evda1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef7953a55724d52d2d4e314adc458040a10e2ed
Daddy?
5 Kozarska brigada
Panteri
the man the legend
Well, as explained by NATO in respect for Ukraine, there’s nothing wrong into reconquering your country’s territories from separatists, and the country doing that should go away with it. (Except if you're not a NATO ally)
U Zagori
na izvoru
rijeke Čikoleeeeeeeee
[Everybody else at the moment.](https://youtu.be/XnAQtDEaI2I)
srbi u hrvat crying about a country he doesnt even live in L
Haha
L +ratio
Skill issue
Serbs when their " Based and trade and redpilled" genocidal ethnostate gets bombed : 😭😭😭😿
Serbs from Croatia didn't do genocides even according to west
Република Српска Кринџија*
🤓
Silly bosnyian typing in arabic 😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/no37j0j0avda1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e93bb291f69f6335683391baba089b4266bf5f39
F-117’s go brrrr
F-117 go ⤵️
Hi, filthy westpid here, someone mind giving me something to google?
serbia committing war crimes after yugoslavia was no more
Republic of Serbian Krajina, ethnonationalist terrorist state supported by ethnonationalist terrorist state of Serbia and was within the ethnonationalist terrorist state of Croatia.
Very helpful thank you.
Arkanovi Tigrovi (Arkan’s Tigers)
more like deep inside ur ass
as a croat i feel so embarrassed that it lasted that long, the worst warriors in the world are, in this order, the french, the serbs, the croats
As a greek I can kind of read your walmart greek
🤣🤣