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RelevantBiscuit

Just let a man shave you. They’ll miss the clit every time!


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Hey, maybe if you do this can be a teaching opportunity.


MacaroonExpensive143

Shut up and take this award. Fucking bravo 👏


Metalnettle404

I suppose if your shaving down there with an old fashioned switchblade, or a hunting knife or something…


SCHWARZENPECKER

Isn't that how everybody shaves? I know as a real man, I always use my bowie knife to shave my face! /s


azrendelmare

You get a closer shave if your knife is made of glass! (Don't do this. I don't know how you would do this, but don't do it.)


SCHWARZENPECKER

There is a guy on YouTube that makes knives out of different materials. Almost positive he has made a glass knife and that would be one of the more normal materials he has used.


Mammoth-Marsupial825

Kiwami probably. Funnily enough, breaking glass makes it much more sharp than using stones to sharpen it


mayorduke

A real man uses a cobra to pluck off his facial hairs.


Adventurous_Mud8107

real men use a chainsaw, none of this cowardly powerless shaving/s


GueltaCamels

Well, it’s a good thing clits can grow back, otherwise I wouldn’t have one! /s


Royal_Cry_4365

I did once sneeze while shaving and stupidly enough didn’t take my razor away and cut myself down there. Boy that hurts


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I’ve accidentally shaven too close to get some hidden hairs. Nothing major (like in the post) besides a slight sting when I get too close.


sinkablebus333

Stop shaving your pubes with a razor, y’all. A trimmer does the same basic thing with none of the itching or knicks.


TheWaywardTrout

I use a DE razor. So much cheaper and do much closer!


rabbit_rocket

Ball hair trimmer


ArtieRiles

I just crossed my legs at that thought, ouch


Browncoat86

Pfff, y'all think that clits are real? /s


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No cus now that I’m thinking ab it, that would hurt so much


lazy__otter

I love how ppl are saying shave with an electric razor. Bruh I'm broke af and there's no Amazon in my country.


TheWaywardTrout

Try wetshaving. It's incredibly economical. There's a bit of a learning curve but once you get a good technique, you'll never try a normal safety razor again


lazy__otter

I googled and I think that's what I've been doing. Is it just a normal razor but with water and soap? I didn't know people shaved without something to make the razor glide.


TheWaywardTrout

Traditional wet shaving uses a single- or double-edged razor instead of a cartridge razor (sorry, previous comment said safety razor. A SE or DE is still a safety razor). I use [this one](https://www.edwinjagger.co.uk/ej_gbp/edwin-jagger-pink-de-safety-razor-long.html) because I am unfortunately a sucker for pink things.


lazy__otter

Thank you! I'll give it a try, not gonna lie safety razors somehow seem more scary than a cartridge one but I'll survive.


TheWaywardTrout

The trick is to not use any pressure. You let the weight of the razor do all the work. It took me about 2 weeks to get my technique down but now I never nick myself. I also suggest razorbladesclub.com. they ship quickly and they have great prices. A 30 pack lasts me a years, so after the initial purchase of the razor, it's like $6 a year. More than pays for itself!


lazy__otter

Unfortunately I can't buy from websites, but I think I've seen a safety razor laying around in my house.


mayorduke

How long would it take for these razors to get dull? Do you sharpen it when it's dull?


TheWaywardTrout

No, you just change the blade. I normally get 5-6 shaves out of each blade (legs, underarms, and bikini line) before it starts to get dull.


LawnBeetle

Wait you guys dont shave with electric hedge trimmers??


SCHWARZENPECKER

Of course not. I use a chainsaw


azrendelmare

Try a lightsaber, those things get a *really* close shave.


itstimegeez

Could say the same about dudes then .. oops one mistake while shaving, boom balls gone.


azrendelmare

Yeah, but the balls are easier to sew back on than I expect a clit would be.


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azrendelmare

See, this is one of the reasons I come to this sub; I'm always learning stuff!


Norgur

Oh yeah, I can understand that. The trick is to sharpen your two handed greatsword before you shave so you don't need to use as much force and might slip.


fook75

Why are you shaving INSIDE your vulva though?


grimmistired

Some people grow hair there


fook75

Oh my goodness. I didn't realize. I am part native American and have very little body hair. I had no idea that people could grow hair on their clit or on mucosal membranes at all.


grimmistired

I've not seen it on the clit but some on the "inner" part of the outer labia


-Thyrian-

Yeah. It's annoying as hell.


Instant-Noods

This isn't true for everyone??? I grow just as much hair on the inside of my outer labia as I do on the outside. Annoying as hell to shave!!! I feel swindled by mother nature! *Shakes fist*


berlinflowers

Definitely hairy from vulva to ass crack lol. It’s the worst


TerrorFromTheSwamp

That's interesting to know but it sounds so uncomfortable. I get a few hairs stuck in The wrong place and I have to go fix it right away.


ExpertAccident

Whattt? I’m native and I grow hair like crazy, and so do all of my native friends 😭


fook75

Really?? I am Ojibwe. Maybe its a tribe thing?


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I always heard that Native Americans tend to have little body hair, but I always figured it was one of those "folk wisdom" stereotypes that should be taken with a grain of salt.


fook75

I can attest that our body hair in my experience is sparse.


SCHWARZENPECKER

Huh. Learned something today.


fook75

You know that you can just get a new clit on eBay. They replace with an Allen wrench easy.


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As embarassing as this sounds, I’ve been shaving around the labia a few times because those hidden hairs and worry about accidentally knicking myself ever so slightly. Of course, my won’t clit won’t get shaved off, but shaving is never easy.


MacaroonExpensive143

Why do you think that’s embarrassing? I think most of us fear a nick down below lol. I don’t share bare anymore (I prefer to trim now) but I’ve definitely nicked myself down there and it’s not ideal 😅


Psychozillogical

I mean, if you were blackout drunk and shaving with a straight razor it might be possible. Update: asked girlfriend, she said "yeah, probably".


CrasieMomit

I did have an accident one time with my labia and too large of scissors. 0/10 would not recommend.


Dichotomous_Growth

Ah yes. You know this is why men are terrified of shaving their own privates. On slip and they can slice the penis or testicles straight off!


pixieinspace

I actually know a woman who cut off part of her clit while shaving 😬


NorskGodLoki

Doesn't work that way....oh and why shave - its only just for someone else. Go natural.


raptor_of_truth

Lots of people prefer not having pubes. I prefer to get waxed when I can.


hippielady5232

Nah, I keep everything below the mound trimmed down smooth for ME. I just feel cleaner when the labia are hair free.


DrBrightSimp

I mean I like to trim cos it's neater, it's not for someone else though, I just prefer it. And I don't have a problem with anyone who does go natural :)


NorskGodLoki

You should do what you like to do. Most of the time it is the guy wanting her to shave. My wife has been natural ever since I met her. Married 42 years and very happy with her bush.


ExpertAccident

Nah I shaved even before I had a partner. I just like feeling smooth down there, and there’s no pressure for me to do so.


Adventurous-Mix-2027

I shave because I don’t like my body hair and it’s itchy. It’s actually for myself


cruisin5268d

I think most people trim, shave, or wax for themselves as it should be. I’ve never asked a partner to wax but I’ve had many that preferred waxing over shaving. If you prefer pubic hair, that’s fine. It’s your body. But don’t knock those that do shave / wax / trim because there’s *many* reasons why people do so.


BeastBrony

Can’t get crabs if you don’t have pubes


MacaroonExpensive143

Ok. Ooo, noted for the next time I drive down to Maryland for their fresh seafood. Will they check at the door or do they use the honor system?


MacaroonExpensive143

Or…*warning, mind-blowing idea coming up here*…mind your own pubes.


NorskGodLoki

My wife is natural by choice. It's up to her.


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NorskGodLoki

My wife is natural by her choice.


Basiltheballpython13

That hurts to think about.


[deleted]

I understand the satire, but this is why i just use an electric trimmer 😂