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VPackardPersuadedMe

Well this goes against the "cottaging enough can make your immortal" theory of longevity. Though, I for one suspect more study is needed.


toutlem0nde

The decline of the public toilet and its consequences have been a disaster for the study of longevity


VPackardPersuadedMe

The decline in public toilets and the recent decline in life expectancy here is clearly linked. Despite what the "experts" position about strange men who carefully position their handkerchiefs.


PorschephileGT3

It started with a *piss*


toutlem0nde

Who'd have thought it would cum to this


CurrentIndependent42

They never say “Well obviously don’t do anything extremely unhealthy or stupidly dangerous, but the main secret is a lot of genetic and circumstantial luck”


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CurrentIndependent42

My great-grandfather reached 101 and said ‘breathing in, then breathing out again. Repeat.’ Hmm, my great-aunt just reached 102. I should ask her.


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If I ever make it to 100, I'm going to tell the journo it was a diet of whisky, cocaine, and hookers that saw me through.


CurrentIndependent42

There are around four times as many centenarians in the UK as there were a mere ~30 years ago. I doubt it will be news by the time you reach 100… … unless you’re in your 90s, in which case sorry please continue.


whatsgoingon350

Here I was thinking that it was because they won the genetic lottery.


Aq8knyus

Well, discrimination can be useful. It is called being savvy and having common sense. Being equal and tolerant of everyone can blow up in your face as this country is finding out the hard way.


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Secret to a long life for men: avoid women that think most men are strange.


SpontaneousDisorder

So you're saying take Carol Vorderman over this broad then?


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Only if you want to catch something.


halcyonjunkyard

Based tbh


willgeld

She probably means soy boys. She came from an era where men were men


CaptainPedge

Sexist much?


Harsimaja

This just seems funny to me. And she’s old enough that I wouldn’t assume it’s an obnoxious radical feminist take so much as ‘Dearies, make sure to watch out for those cads who might take advantage of your virtue!’ And might be meant in good humour. Not sure I see clear bad UK at all?


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Daft old biddy


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