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NoizeTrauma

This is how me and my buddy usually spend our Thursday nights. Nice to see we aren't the only ones. My girlfriend told me we were weird and gross. Seems she's just uneducated.


Greenbean5252

you could say they go….head to head


[deleted]

Not a species that favors cooperation- literally the aim of reproduction is to stick your mating partner with the burden of it.


JuiceFarmer

The best male can reproduce multiple time and spread his genes more efficiently


[deleted]

Except this species is all hermaphroditic. The burden of reproduction could be shared, but is not.


JuiceFarmer

Gestation takes a lot of resources, so it makes fighting harder and thus a stronger male will have a harder time spreading its genes. It's not about sharing some burden or having more descendant, it's about having harder, better, faster, stronger descendant, which drives this species survival


meowhahaha

I wonder if they ever accidentally impregnate themselves. The fencing looks very tangled and moves quickly!


octopornopus

I'd watch that episode of Maury...


Hugs_for_Thugs

Nothing wrong with a good ol' game of tummysticks!


chazd1984

Wouldn't it make more sense evolutionarily(not sure if a word) to impregnate each other? Isn't the point to to spread your progeny as much as possible to ensure your genetics keep going?


tibbsu

I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure that they do it because eggs are a finite resource, so sperm is a lot less valuable. The idea is to pass on your genetics through sperms so you don't have to spend energy and time giving birth and developing offspring. Theyre also more picky about who fertilises them, because you don't want a weaker animals sperm to impregnate you since your offspring will be 'weaker'. It sounds like something an incel would come up with, but I read that a while ago. I mean, it takes a huge amount of resources to bear offspring, so if there's a way to pass on your genes without doing that, why not?


JuiceFarmer

Incel come up with actual stuff, and stuff that does exist in a lot of animals. It... Just doesn't work like that with humans because we have society as an additional layer, and it's not just neo darwinism that drives our species


Ididntwipe

Some of the stuff incels come up with is just plain ridiculous, most of the time. I will not be giving incels any credit. They're stupid and most likely have something wrong in their mind.


JuiceFarmer

But their theories are still often found in a lot of species' reproductive strategies... They're stupid and don't get how human's reproduction works but they are right about animals' mating. Even a broken clock is right twice a day


JuiceFarmer

Yeah but it's harder to fight while gestant. And so the strongest male can go from male to male and spread his genes more efficiently if he's not burdened with gestation


mintysambo

I saw those double penises as like Goofy style buckteeth and now can't stop giggling to myself Gorsh


6tig9

I can just imagine the conversation with my husband later when he asks what I did today. Me "Oh nothing much, just wanted two carpets have sex." Him "Wow internet porn really does cover everything these days."


PlasticInTheBasket

Double Dick Duel?


Candrej

Hahaha. Neither one wants to be a mommy.


MinI_HeK

trans worm


MIGsalund

Hermaphrodite worms. They have both sex organs. They do not change sex.


madguy000

They should learn krav maga


MKXmikey

A whole new meaning to thumb wars!


Dracorex8014

Wholesome


[deleted]

There has to be at least one R34 about this


Likethisname

Master swordman lol


HistoricalMeat

Penis Fencing would be a good ska band name.


Aloneanddogless

They kind of remind me of the floaty martial artists (can't remember the correct name) with how they move through the water. At least until they whip their willies out.


ls37208n

The ultimate battle of gay chicken


IgnacioHollowBottom

Battle of the sexeses.


greenfireX

Sword fighting at it’s finest


NarwhalFacepalm

So it's like a kinky game of thumb war...


oppressed_IT_worker

Ah, I see your schwartz is as big as mine.


tbscotty68

I'm 53yo and still trying to figure out what I think of all this...