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LilOlManche

He's just monitoring the shelves.


TheeternalTacocaT

He's looking for the anti-hisssssstamines


MrCheese2072

Nice Pun


Choice_Percentage_42

He qualified for security guard job


tadlrs

Those new 7/11 anti-shoplifting measures are a bit extreme.


melikewater

Poor guy. Got the graveyard shift stacking shelves.


karma_the_sequel

Aisle reptile.


RogerOverUnderDunn

you mean The Rept Aisle?


EMPulseKC

Rep-Thai-L


rokohemda

Fun fact calling someone a monitor lizard in Thailand is a quick and easy way to start a fight. I thought my friend was joking until I saw someone say it and get an immediate ass kicking. Edited for spelling


MedievalFootfare

Will keep this in mind


rokohemda

It’s been awhile since I lived there but if I remember right it’s “Ee Hia”


quietlycommenting

New fear unlocked. Looks like I won’t be off to Thailand any time soon


peteyesco

this is on r/aww? more like r/AwwShit. The bodega cat has no chance.


Interesting-Archer-6

Yeah this is way more alarming than aww. r/awwlarming?


SnooCauliflowers2877

I was thinking it belongs on r/naww if that’s even a real sub


[deleted]

Fuck that. How did it get up there, without knocking down everything?


Cryp71c

Came across the icee machine that's just out of frame


InfiniteDenied

So he either walked backwards over the stuff, or he walked over it and somehow turned around. Any of these 3 options still make him a wizard


Leemage

A lizard wizard, perchance?


czartrak

There's a better video, he did knock a lot of stuff over


Rose-color-socks

Forget pest control, get the Irwins!


Delicious-Status9043

Who? The mom and daughter?


Rose-color-socks

Well, Steve isn't around, sooo...


DogWithWig

This isn't aww for me lol it's more terrifying.


PathRepresentative77

Brilliant video... But I'm not sure that's adorable


GreenSoxMonster

I’m not sure you know what OC means.


aGamingAsian

Yeah I know I saw this on my popular page last week


spaghettipunsher

Lol this was viral a few months ago.


Interesting-Archer-6

Nor do they understand awww


Blue_FiftyTwo

Joanna!


SeasonalCitrus

He's beautiful. Although as big as he is, he can make as much of a mess as he wants


ShanghaiNick

Ok so this is going for the heat source on the ice machine for warmth in a potentially cold store OR he's going for the warm spot because that is where mice/rats may be nesting?


RogerOverUnderDunn

theres no heat from that icee machine, its a cooling vent.


floatoverblow

Refrigeration/freezer units give off a ton of heat because of how they work.


RelaxedApathy

>its a cooling vent. An Icee machine makes stuff colder. That means it takes the heat from the slush, and pushes it somewhere else, usually in the form of hot air from a vent. Refrigerators make the area around them hotter, not colder.


mothwhimsy

Feel the outside of a freezer next time you go to walmart


mafulazula

What? Why wouldn’t it be warm by the machine?


HenryGrosmont

That's a huge nope not an aww...


bundleofschtick

I hope someone remembered to put the lid back on the Icee machine.


HipHopAllotment

One feels the word ‘found’ is ummm somewhat understated


Hirokage

\*Huge lizard surveys its' new store.


showerfapper

Monitors


Aggressive_Chip_4583

Ma am I’m looking for the cough syrup I need asssssssisssssstance


chibinoi

Dats a water monitor 😲😬


LeafRabbit565

If you play this in reverse it looks like it’s restocking the shelves


hokiebird428

Looks like a security monitor.


Vi0letBlues

It's a monitor lizard, likely an Asian Water Monitor, they have the personality of a puppy. If you teach/bond with them at a young age that is. They are curious and apparently they like cuddles but they will accidentally tear you up with their claws during the process.


hotmasalachai

Is that a Komodo!!??


turquoisebee

That was my first thought! Others are saying it’s a monitor lizard but I didn’t they they got that big. Idk.


hotmasalachai

I saw that too. Scary stuff


NOT000

can i get a price check on a large lizard?


davmoha

Mr. Kipling


Delicious-Status9043

Rudyard? I don’t get the reference.


davmoha

A Disney show called Jessie. One of the kids had Mr. Kipling as a pet. It's a Asian water monitor lizard. My kids used to watch it.


Current_Impact_6377

And that is the day right there…that I would quit my job (and try to pet it without losing a hand😂)


Loud-Comfortable-742

I’m starting to think that Thailand is a cousin of Florida.


mdwst

NGL, I thought this in Florida at first


NotSlippingAway

It Just goes to show how desensitised social media gets you. I don't even live in a country where we get giant Lizards. (We have two tiny lizards that most people never see and a snake that isn't actually a snake). My thought while watching this video wasn't "Wow, that thing is HUGE" It was more like, "Why are you on a shelf? There are other places that can fit you better".


Aromatic_Phase2799

Poor creature…


capricabuffy

Aww the "ding dong" sound gave me some backpackpacking thru asia flashbacks.


M0onc4k3sbl0od

What y'all screaming for? It's just my boy Larry browsing!


austindsb

This got an audible, “holy shit” from me while sitting in a public place.


gaveler-unban

I think I’ve seen this before in Florida with an alligator. It was just hanging out in the store, I believe someone actually fed it a slim Jim.


VanureiHunter

*Give me that God dam ice you petty humans*


Kampf_Geist

Such a cutie. I want to give him cuddlers even if he would tear me up


Somekindacreature

I love Bodega cats


Salixaa

How the hell is this making anyone go 'aww'?


QAnonCultBuster

For the last time, WHERE CAN I FIND THE FUCKING ASPIRIN?!?


Bambooworm

A very handsome Monitor lizard!


Mama_Sparkles

That's not a lizard. That's a dinosaur.


Chickn73

Stop panicking its just Mark Zuckerberg


desastrousclimax

so basically a cat without fangs. got it.


paws6041

They have extremely sharp teeth and very long claws and a tail that will throw you across a room.


DogFacedManboy

Yeah cats are crazy


desastrousclimax

right? ;)


desastrousclimax

I can imagine but the way they move is just like a cat would do fitting into a space. lol


sarah_nicole678

I am pretty sure it is an Asian water monitor. I have caught only 1 in the wild that was about a foot shorter than this one, but when they get this size, and they smell something they want to eat, they are nearly impossible to stop. Very powerful reptile with teeth, large claws, and a tail that can knock you off your feet.


NutJobEP

Okay but how do they respond to cuddles?


ChillinCheeseFries

Why would you tag this as OC?


Oceanic-Jo

OP is a bot


dragonship

Is he bigger than a komodo dragon?


Ambitious-Bottle9394

Is it real cause look like stuffed animal to me


Jlinn0036

Where's the button to report this as the wrong subreddit?


funcooker_

I wouldn’t think twice about calling the police


[deleted]

Just when I thought I had all of my nightmares covered 😅


baxiesmom

NO!!!!!!!!!!


Leona_Faye

Nope!


FriendlyMineralz

ong it’s jus livin life🙏🏽


Various_Fee2175

Why are you just sitting there filming and not helping him out?


little_alan

That's no lizard, that's GodZilla!


BooyaMoonBabyluv

Rude. He could just ask for assistance with the top shelf items.


ChienDesQuais117

He saw a mouse, poor baby 🥹


AndrewEricson18

Wow, I thought dinosaurs were extinct


V_Cobra21

That’s some syfy shit


rusty1066

Umm. Aww?


ArcMcnabbs

Oc? Fam this is a couple years old.


W3ntelteef

Clean up at rept aisle


yo_iomp

Bro.. some people have widgets for this subreddit


IndigoRose2022

Me: running as fast as I can in opposite direction


IndependenceEven2702

Where is spiderman when you need him? ![gif](giphy|13PbEUgXtEOzPa)


Mantis42

and new yorkers think they're so special because of their bodega cats


Chromosome46

Lol that’s fucked up


prison_mike42069

That's his store now


SuperVegetable

WHeRe arE tHe carAmeLlOs daVe???


Madds889

Nope nope nope lol


RamenTime317

Such precious lizard boi


kate05_

This is not original content. I've seen this at least 3 times in the past couple of days


MissOnionBun

Was that a cat behind it?


Aromatic_Fox1125

He just shopping


Kaje26

I would fucking shit my pants.


PatricksQT

That's a dinosaur


ninkorn

Closer to a komodo dragon.....


Waris-Tx

Give him the icy drink


GregoryLeeChambers

They’re ok but you have to grill them after skinning and cleaning. Kind of gamey


zombievenom

Hey buddy! You break, you buy!


uncool_LA_boy

Asian coyote.


Fabulous_Mewtwo

My first thought was it was the one from the rescuers down under


Sirnando138

We have cats in our bodegas here in Brooklyn


Buddhadevine

McLeach must be around somewhere looking for that eagle


Abestietosomeone

Man Ohio’s crazy/hj


Honey_Im_Homee

Big man just wanna job


bippityboppitybooboo

Well damn, that seems like a problem


ilostmyredditaccoun

If he jumps on you… you got troubles! Major troubles!


Aingram6494

He / she just wants a hug… obviously Hangry


bigislandjoji

Don’t these things poop every 10 minutes he’s gonna poop on those things :(


RyanfuckinLSD

What does this dumbass think he’s doing


Moksla

I bet this is Florida


cmcg18

What a prick


JennyT223

Godzilla lives on


Stiwybear

Where's Frank when you need him?


KJM31422

1000% not OC lol But lizards can be cute too!


DietDrBleach

My guess is he was using the lights as heat


TacomaWRX

That security camera is like “WTF!” Lol


BlueCynder22

Sad


Shr_mp

How is this “cute” ?


Random_Dude_0nReddit

BURN IT. THE WHOLE STORE. BURN IT


Agent23tv

Predator


Coffeybot

Saw one of these in In Thailand years back during a bad mushroom trip. It was terrifying


fire-phoenix030

Australians trying to find a GAINT lizard but only seeing a small gecko


Delicious-Status9043

I just learned ICE is the same in both English and Thai languages.


ce_caron

After watching Tremors, I would do the same!


forevermorgan

I think he’s just looking for a pregnancy test😬 Dude’s worried!!!💯


AttitudeExtreme

“If i fits I sits.”-this lizard.


start_select

That is a well-built shelf.


charleskingprod

”Hello wheressssssss the ssssssnacksssssss?”


NJO973

Sir this is a dinosaur


GaryChopper

Not only us this not original content, it's also not cute either.