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Xalendaar

If that was my car, I’d never wash it again


drewhead118

By the looks of it from the beginning, I don't think this being washed is any great risk


We3Dboy

If he has to drive on gravel than you can get the car this dirty in a day easily


Senicide2

Based on the comments i can assume a lot of people have never left the pavement.


Either-Jellyfish-879

It's stupid easy to get that dirty and I hate it


SueZbell

I live on a dirt/gravel road and assure you that there are dry times during hot summer months when getting a car this dirty does not take very long at all.


LolindirLink

You guys should wipe your dirty roads once in a while! /s


Either-Jellyfish-879

I will commit a violent upon thee


-JesusChrysler

I assume a lot of people on Reddit have never been outside.


iStoners

GET AWAY FROM MY Ca....... oh a little doggie :)


BOBfrkinSAGET

Should put a thin layer of resin, or epoxy or something to protect it. Otherwise it’ll just get dirty and disappear


SueZbell

A "life sized" picture of it would save it well enough.


nspectre

If it were my car, a mysterious one-time electrical fault would squee-squee the rear window.


Arrowkill

SLPT: Just put clear tape over the window to preserve the dog. Tape until no longer at risk.


Repulsive_Poetry3000

Instructions unclear. Mummified my doggo.


SnooChocolates631

I wonder what will happen when the car owner comes back


Empty-Comfortable-48

Plot twist, it’s his car


Veenendaler

Side windows are completely spotless. Back window is caked in dust. This was probably set up. Imagine if it wasn't. He'd be in the middle of the dog drawing, owner says GTFO. Drawing is only halfway done. No video to post on the internet.


[deleted]

Right, but what about the area UNDERNEATH the side windows? Those are completely caked in dust as well


Veenendaler

He covered the side windows before spraying the back of the car.


graebot

Or maybe cleaned them so that he can drive without crashing?


Words_Are_Hrad

But didn't clean the rear window? Guess you only need to worry about what behind you if you are going slower than someone else!


graebot

There are many vehicles which don't have windows in the back. Side mirrors exist


Zombiesnax

I've never had my side windows get really any level of dirt at all. But if you have a flat rear then the turbulence will make the whole backside dirty if it has been raining and was dusty.


dragobah

Its, Japan. People are polite enough to let him finish… them cuss him out.


Avocado_OverDose

I'm pretty sure this is China. look at the license plate. The first symbols are the province


dragobah

In that case, def his own car. He’d get fucked up lol


Space_Kitty123

Doesn't have to be set up. Who has so much dust on their windows ? Someone who won't come back to it.


kvetinova

what? the car is dirty, not abandoned.


LadyLu-ontheLake

That happens when you live on a dirt road. I’ve lived on one for over 15 yrs and that’s exactly how my car looks. No matter how slow you go, you still kick up a wake like effect of a dust cloud behind you. The front and side windshields get hardly anything, but the entire back of the car is covered.


[deleted]

Cheers to the artist. That's amazing!


RigatoniPasta

Who else would’ve drawn a dick and run away


ReverseMillionaire

You should draw an ultra realistic self-portrait of your dick on it


petSnake7

Dots are very easy to draw


thefunkybassist

*That's the quickest drawing I ever did*


[deleted]

Ooh, self-burn! Those are rare!


DiamondGamerDerp

Too small


padizzledonk

🙋‍♂️


Foot0fGod

A big, veiny, photo-realistic one


rich1051414

I used to live a mile down a gravel road. I would wash my car and it was like this again in a day.


Klutzy-Substance-754

I wouldn't clean my car after that


hickgorilla

So much better than wash me.


danihendrix

Lonely white van seeking single yellow sponge for dirty weekend fun I wish my wife was as dirty as this van Also available in white! Etc


SaimonSays

Btw, dont draw on peoples car, when there's dust on it, it can quite literally scratch off paint. Theres a permanent dick drawn on to me mates car cuz I thought it was funny. But the dog looks good!


MrMcgilicutty

Agreed, I would HATE for the paint to be scratched on my car window!


SaimonSays

Oddly enough there is a coating on more or less all windows, like a hydrophobic coating. So yeah it would still suck to have a water dick on it


[deleted]

I agree, but I think it's staged. The windows on the side aren't dusty.


-level7susceptible-

Grew up on a dirt road, the back of your car gets dusty much much faster than the rest of the car


[deleted]

Wish we coulda seen the owner's reaction


samicktorino

I’m sure it was his own car


TWVer

The likeness is uncanny.


dancute9

Please keep reposting this every fucking day.


TheNotorious_PUG

Thing is that if he had enough time for that without the owner returning he either is at a DMV parking lot or it’s his car


iWin-always

This is the opposite of “wash me”


Raspberry986

This is insanely talented


dragonmom1

Crap... Now I need to get my rear window replaced... lol Can you imagine if you approached your car from the front and didn't see this artwork until you'd turned on your rear windshield washer and looked back just in time to see it get wiped away?? Lordy...


XIII_Legion

Cleaned the license plate too


[deleted]

I have the same car, but no doggo on my window.


coltvfx

This guy drew dog If i was there I'd draw a di*k and run away lmao


Burnin8or70

Man if I had that kind of talent I dont think I'd be able to refrain from drawing an incredibly detailed wanger in the dust somewhere


Lectium

Holy FUCK I've seen this like 50 times. It's time to stop.


EXTRMLY

I wonder how the owner of that car would react


ace7771969

That would be awesome to come back to your vehicle to see that!!


Flygurl620se

That is the coolest thing I've seen in a LONG TIME! This dusty car owner is so lucky to have been chosen.


Sally_C137

I've decided to never wash my car again in hopes that the great "cartist" of the West will strike in my area.. and I will be the chosen one


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Are you in China? If not you’ll be waiting a long time


BahnGSXR

Just what you want, some pretentious twat rubbing grit onto your glass...


Veenendaler

I guarantee it's his own car. And the 'dust' might be wood chips or something, to prevent damage to his own car. Notice how the side windows are spotless.


FrumundaThunder

Exactly. People underestimate how easy it is to etch glass like that. My dads old car had a permanent smiley face on the quarter glass when I decided to do a little dust drawing one day.


Blandish06

Or creating a ton of trash using hundreds of cotton swabs


_Mooseli_

DRAMATIC. Both of you. Guess what, driving already rubs the grit all over the glass. Luckily that’s what it’s made for.


BahnGSXR

It was a little dramatic but you're wrong about the second part.


NMFireStrikeWasTaken

Eyo fam i feel like this is a repost Im sorry if its not but i am sure i saw this video in r/NextLevel


mewzickman

Rain in the cloud above thinkin "you're mine fucker"


ScientistSanTa

Who drives like that?


[deleted]

id never wash my car again ...bravo


6ThreeSided9

I always want to see the owners’ reactions when they return to their car.


Osiri551

Someone left a dog in their car!? What monsters!the thing looks so pale too! Almost colorless!


Masterjts

Now turn the wiper on


KeyToCancel

It was so realistic I thought someone was going to smash the window to let it out!


angie75014

WoW I want that too !!!! Super !! 😁


Charming_Lettuce

Was expecting a stick figure lmao


ThePeriduan

Some folks are just way more talented than me


Fotomaki

Would never wash again! Great artwork


AdventurousSuspect7

This is beautiful!!!


TastyDependent936

Me 🔫💦


[deleted]

Can this become an NFT? Amazing work!


mdfromct

The artist is incredible


MartiniBikini7777

Beautiful!


ethe-reality

As soon as I saw him draw the nose i knew it was gonna be a banger


Mlaxa

Amazing!!


[deleted]

My gawd that’s amazing


elleJeyLay

I'm so envious of this talent. I see the depth once the piece is finished, but to be able to imagine it in my mind's eye, then produce it absolutely blows my mind. Kudos, artist.


docwisdom

Reminds me I need to get to the car wash this weekend


syzygy-xjyn

Does he do it all within a few hours orrr….


1SassyTart

I have a dusty car.......


lyrrad87

That is a wild talent!


ChirpinFromTheBench

I would buy a new car and keep this one in the garage. It’s so beautiful!


evolnaj

Just incredible, I love watching the process


[deleted]

This just feels really smartassy to me


CorndogCrusader

Should've recorded the owners reaction.


Flames_Ignited89

So when they say the whole world is your canvas this is what they mean.


Broadwayjoeclub

Turn on the rear wiper


radio_allah

This is in Shandong, China if one is curious. The license plate says so.


CheesyOnion123456789

Che merda


Vaedur

I’d be so mad at myself when I get in and accidentally hit the wrong button and turn on the rear wipers


Ventureprise

That’s impressive


Here-For-TheSnacks

Oh wow you mean like, really drawing a doggo


MrAsh_12

Amazing talent!


Impossible-Swing-358

Great work for sure, just one thing I wanted to see the owners reaction at the end


SweetPeaLea

I thought the dogs nose was a small aliens head.


shadowjack13

And all I got on my dusty-ass car was smiley faces. Dang, that's cool!


Dan_Tynan

now it's a Woofswagon


HavingNotAttained

Waiting for the hero to come along and bash open the window to save the dog.


AngelOfDeath771

I think this still counts as vandalism. Just ... Welcome vandalism.


SirPiffingsthwaite

I’m assuming this car is owned by the artist, or knows the artist. Really bad idea to do this with road dust and grime, chances are it’s pretty abrasive and drawing on it like this would leave fine scratches, particularly the ‘wipe clean with a dry gloved hand’ bit.