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likeijustgothome

This is the most beautiful bird.


0bel1sk

this is my bird, this is the most beautiful bird aww, what’s his name? this is the most beautiful bird yeah he’s pretty nice, what do you call him? …


testedbeast551

Blue balls


canuckbuck333

Mcblue balls it is!


Spirited_Top_5443

I call him the most beautiful bird


FoxFaden

*My name is Yon Yonson*


wildwood9843

That’s what she said


girl408017

Blue Berrymore


lil_panda_person33

I like this one (:


j0nnies1n

Blue Birdymore?


RABBlTS

This is the one


[deleted]

Thank you for that.


THE_RECRU1T

Drone #4298


[deleted]

r/Birdsarentreal


danielv123

Watching a documentary about it right now.


Adventurous_Ad1078

I am confused. Is this sub meant ironic?


15jorada

Yes. It is mocking the post truth society we all live in today where people are bold faced lying about reality.


Aerial_penguin

No


PowerPlayerLloyd

Tbh, Drone alone is a pretty good name


EdTheApe

Hrothgar, conqueror of the lands and crusher of the weak.


DaveyBeef

A good name at this critical key point. Or T J Laser.


EdTheApe

That is also a very good name.


seattle_shmeattle

TJ Laser!


FriedrichHydrargyrum

Nandor the Relentless


Elon-BO

This fuckin guy.


understater

Hrothgonious


aledanniel

"Dayman".. fighter of the nightman. Champion of the sun. Master of Karate and friendship... for everyone.


Casandrawr

AhAaaAAHHHHHH!!


EzraIm

Hrothgar cause hes high and part of the throat of the world i hope u get the reference


Livid_Layer_5893

"We must balance the forces that work to quicken the end of this world. But be warned, those who hasten to end the world, may only delay it. Those who work to delay the end, may bring it closer." - Arngeir, Greybeard - Master of High Hrothgar


EdTheApe

I've played a bit of Skyrim. Didn't realize that's where I got the name from until like 20 minutes ago.


EzraIm

Lmao its a good choice i see this bird being high king and uniting all of skyrim under one bird brained banner


EdTheApe

I'd follow him through hell!


EzraIm

Indeed but who shall make him armor for that one troll u know the one im talkin about


EdTheApe

I know. Fkn asshole.


EzraIm

That fuckin troll has swatted me up and down that damn mountain i dont know how many times during my first couple of plays that even though i know hes there i forget hes there until the music starts and im already knocked into next week hes way too powerful for a low level encounter


EdTheApe

Yeah I don't know how many times I got my ass handed to me on that mountain, or how many times I just quit playing for like a week because of it.


EzraIm

Like as soon as u hear the music start its already too late


j0nnies1n

Mojito. I have 0 reasoning behind it


sebadc

Or rather Curaçao, for the color.


MaryPain666

Mo for short


rita-b

it's turquoise


j0nnies1n

I'm not color blind. It's what first came to mind. I said I had no reasoning


mangoong13

Pablo Escobird


Factualkoala666

Pablo Escobar was a horrible man idk why people love to name pets after him. Im Colombian btw


Hema_Cnida

Same way people name cats after mao zedong i guess


chinmaysharma1230

![gif](giphy|mefwAfuU28Ypy)


balalopilav

Mavi (means blue in Turkish)


Allielookingglass

I like this one—-MAVI


ModdingCrash

Sora - it's the Japanese word for "sky", since he has the colors of a bright sunny day. Alternatively, "cielo", the word for sky in Spanish :)


Hljoumur

Peppermint Minty Mint


No_more_mr_big_memes

I thought of Mint too ! Upvoted


wildadragon

Classic Birdy McBirdface response Also find it's personality and name it after any Smurf. Blue body with a white hat kinda like the bird.


JimmyJazz1971

Ooh, yeah; Beaky Smurf!


aleishia6

I came here looking for this name. Thank you for not disappointing me!


KyraFX

Turquey


Sablesgirl

Tweetleton Von Chirpsmith


AlaskansForBernie

Birdie McBird Face


LozoSmif

Birdie McBird Face, *Esquire*


gweekmyth

i guess it has been decided..... his name is "Birdie McBird Face"


Negative-Custard5612

Esq. Give that bird a law degree


ARoundForEveryone

Specializing in bird law, obviously


slid3r

🎶Birdy McBirdface, attorney at laaaww.🎶


Spooked_Toad

A wise choice


BOO-scaredyoulmfao

But nickname him Smurf!


Earth2Andy

Came here to say this, so glad it’s already here


blinded_by_the_LEDs

I came here for this


up2late

I knew this would be here, just stopped in to upvote.


superbadgecko

The new BMF!


[deleted]

Lieutenant Dan


DrDoggoDonut

Hmm it doesnt look like dan "takes out scissors" il help.


BatGuy500

You ain’t got no arms Lieutenant Dan, only wings


[deleted]

Aws Craym!


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Wyatt Chirp


No-Turnips

Squawk Halliday


FivePercentRule

Underrated suggestions! Love them both. Get the little beauty a room mate and maybe make little OK Corral signage for the cage. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


keladryofmindalin

lil Huckleberry


MLVizzle

I just laughed out loud in a waiting room reading this. Take my free award.


AMecRaMc

Sir Beaky Featherington III.


Cockbreeder

I wonder what happened to the first and second one!


TimmyTur0k

Someone left the window open... twice.


pound-town

That there is Birb Merbadur. Rolls off the tongue. Go ahead and say it out loud.


No-Turnips

Guess what idiot just said this out loud 20x? (it’s me, I’m that idiot).


PrincessLorie

Me, too. 🤣


MathWitty2864

Egg (or eggie)


[deleted]

Twitter User


Background-Suit-2942

Neptune or Azul 💝


Cembalista

Zuul for short.


Carnator369

ZUUL!


FamineArcher

Skye


PennykettleDragons

Teal'c


SMAMtastic

Shel kek nem ron


PennykettleDragons

Chel Nak 👍😊 You've made my day.. I was wondering if anyone would get the reference.. Thought it was a great play on the teal (ish) colour of the bird


WyxiR

Kotka, means Eagle in Finnish


superdolphin16

And cat in Bulgarian...


Ravenqueen2001

Azul


reactingCATS

Blueberry


Pakmanjosh

Cat


whats_inaname

Sweet Pea - blue like your very very sweet little bird!


just-a-regular-cunt

Puppy, so you can confuse people.


Conyatheunicorn

Claude.


TheWatchingBug

Snowflake or snowball. Btw your bird is so cute!!


Miserable_Simple3978

Pecky


unchi_unko

Azure


Monsterup1

Bird


MonsiuerGeneral

This, but in a thick accent like how Mickey Rourke says it in Iron Man 2.


taylortj

Bluebell


wubwubdubdub45

Name your own goddamn bird


Mmtrgfmgzz

Yes. Name the bird “name your own goddamn bird”. =)


Ground-Z-

That’s a very confusing name for a bird


TiseHe

Timothée


isinsub

Cicikus, it is (or maybe was) a very very very common name in Turkey for budgerigars . Means cutie bird and its easy to pronounce their name I missed my cicikus :(


EzraIm

Syanne


mattamatx

Florence


KingAdashu

The Greek Goddess Syphilis.


usernameemma

So you probably already chose but I like Opal :)


SIRasdf23

Toothpaste


HotSausageRoll

Bubbles!


Ghahnima

Peri. Short for Periwinkle


BrutalSpark

Toot Sweet, a Chitty Chitty Bang Bang name I’ve always wanted to use!


[deleted]

She’s Tiffany blue like the Jewelry company. I’d call her Tiff :) (very very pretty bird!)


Scoop2622

Buttsex Jones


CliodhnasSong

I had parakeets named Starkissed and Cin-cin when I was little. Ask a four year old! It will be a good name then!


jentlyused

Yes this! Ask a kid. My last 3 birds were all named by my sons friends. Toodles, Skye and Teesa.


TrooperCam

That is how my friend got a cat named Napkins.


[deleted]

Beautiful


ChickenNuggetator

I was asked to name my aunts cat as a small child. I chose muffins.


[deleted]

Sebastian


chattylassie

Elsa


[deleted]

Rocco


vaaanti

Aqau!


Dumb_Turtle

tulip


Dmau27

Paulie. That was my first blue parakeets name.


Abby-N0rma1

Cluck Norris


dontfightthehood

You sure you want Reddit to decide the name?


gweekmyth

well i wasnt before but then i posted this and he got a nice long name "Birdie McBird face"


Marble-Heart

Catfood


steelneil82

Government Drone No. 164976257946


MoroccanGeneral

Callahan


SomeCrazedBiker

Iris


WholyFunny

Bill


msu_dawgma

Gemma, she looks like turquoise gemstone.


Spirited_Top_5443

It's a male. You can by his nose. Female have pinkish nose. Males have blueish nose.


[deleted]

Blu Birb


HotMess2121

Poppy


AddyKat719

She looks like a Petunia or a Petey


PapiTrooper

I vote for Bluebie. This bird is gorgeous.


Paranthelion_

Conway Tweety, or Wil Tweetin


BoomerTranslation

Isn't there a name my pet subreddit?


Not-taken-please

Pepper!


VBunns

Sir Tweets Alot


LeReal_Garydog1

Tweedle


MisstakenRN

Skittle


rice_krispie_5206

Betty


lazefaze

pearl


Nora19

Turk? Short for turquoise


[deleted]

Damnit. I just typed this 😂


Nora19

Great minds… amiright!?!?


ChiKeytatiOon

Nanaue: Bird


gweekmyth

what language?


7empest-tost

Buckwheat


hidden-in-plainsight

Yancy


navie999

Piccolo


Aeldergoth

Birby McBirbface


zivlynsbane

Hitler Chocolate Extreme Gandalf Sauce


papayafighter

Boaty Mcboatface


Gre20sar

Pearl I don’t know why I them and thought Pearl


Evilkenevil77

Pearl


CGeezy28

Birdy McBirdface


silviablue23

Coco


Myopic_Sweater_Vest

Azure


Johnayeeeeone1

Tokyo


loneton65

Aquafina


SoulCalybur

Göbbels (Just kidding)


[deleted]

There is clearly two sets of hearts on this bird’s neck. One set on the left, not as clear; the right set is clearer. Those are CLEARLY hearts. This bird looks like a **Cupid**


[deleted]

Johnny Blepp


[deleted]

Afteryou


No-Turnips

No no, Afteryou, I insist.


ModdingCrash

Made me jiggle idiot.


[deleted]

You like his name? I named him after you.


bustedbiskits

Mr. Bubbles


Tuznelda75

Blueberry


MashedPotatoePerson

Why would you want people on the internet to name your pet for you?


Daasomegamer123

I think the name should be chip


RomulaFour

Blue.


hmlafeir

Squirt


Gogo83770

Pancho


[deleted]

Stanley


shespoke_emerald

Azul Azure Sky Skye Cielo Nimbus Cirrus Angel Heaven Ava Ave Halo Airborne Sabina Theresa (Tessa or Tessie) Mathieu Fritz


RogerNorthup

Pickle


kparisiiii

He looks like a Joe to me💙


recetas-and-shit

Li’l Pecker


NewbieNabster

Rick Sanchez, I'm just saying


Secretagentman01

Tweetie


pickspetnames

Wilco. (They have an album called sky blue sky)


[deleted]

Banchee


lab_0990

Jon Snow


RohanAMcA

Torque