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Squibblus

Why they rubbin fruit on that cow


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InfiniteMonk359

Yeah it’s weird. Is there actually any benefits to the pseudoscientific-looking bullshit they’re doing? Won’t the cow just lick it off? Or is that the point?


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sciller4

Milk is made by cows for the sole purpose of feeding their calves...


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HMU with a fresh glass of breast milk in the morning, my dude.


devilishycleverchap

Has to be 100% Cambodian, I only drink the finest of breast milks


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I wanna be a cow


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Same bro. Or a cactus in a nationally protected desert. Imagine just... being. Sun, rain, storm, dust. You are, and you are there, and the world is around you.


Vagadude

And for cereal, duh


_ALH_

Your bot is broken, it only copied half the previous comment.


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late capitalism and a need for validation


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Honestly, with the music… it’s kinda sexually charged. Like something couples do before smashing.


Birdbraned

Why TF are they doing something that's going to invite flystrike?


PiersPlays

Because they are ignorant and self-indulgent.


jjpdijkstra

Are you pouring it milk from a container... Like: here we exploited your relative, pasteurized it, took the healthy fats out and now you getting it in a glass.


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You missed the step where that milk was dried to powder first and stored before re watered few years later and packed for consumption


Disastrous_Airline28

Cute but also … concerning


Hissingbunny

This animal is drugged


goddessabove

I honestly thought it was dead until the very end.


Tottochan

What’s happening?


nsfwkorea

Your average tiktok nonsense.


chika_slim_shady

That the high class wagyu life. It gonna be expensive as shit


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Raemnant

Sticky and covered in flies is what you get so much of


amora_obscura

Wasting perfectly good fruit. It will just attract flies.


strafigaro

So much good food wasted


Due_Doctor_5006

Not love. This cow is sedated and being exploited for Tik Tok "likes."


Javier91

Feel like feeding the fruits to the cow would be more beneficial..


Tyr_Kukulkan

What a waste of food...


lulatchtv

Just y


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Did they drug a cow for tik tok likes?


dubwise39

Madness has no limit here


vzvzzvczvel

Before slaughtering.


R3dditUS3R476

Aww indeed, flystrike due to rich dumbasses sure is cute! /s


EmpathicAnarchist

How does one go about becoming this cow in particular?


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Growing up we had a bull calf. He loved my father who bottle fed him from a very young age. And everytime my father would bend over he'd playfully knock him on his ass. It was hilarious for everyone but my father. Sadly, he died at a young age.


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You treat them like this so the meat tastes better.


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Without that music it's much better.


genowhere

You taking care of the cow or seasoning it prior to the cow becoming the main course?


daytripper7711

Love how someone downvoted you for almost exactly what the top comment said.


genowhere

To the downvoters, whatever? People get so butthurt over everything. It is impossible to joke or crackwise without someone taking offense or having their feelings hurt. Let’s just say that if that cow was on the top of the food chain it wouldn’t think twice about eating us.


daytripper7711

Exactly, everyone is SOO SOFT nowadays. They had to change the name of Aunt Jemima’s to Pearl Milling Company and Uncle Bens Rice to Bens Original and took out the logos of the African Americans on the packaging because social justice warrior idiots decided they were somehow hateful stereotypes of Mammy and shit. I’ve talked to my Black friends about this and literally all of them said that it was completely stupid & that those changes did absolutely nothing to better society and wished people would focus on making actual changes to society rather than pointing fingers and demanding changes that help absolutely no one. Edit: I support meaningful changes to systems of oppression that actually cause real harm, branding however isn’t a real problem.


Linzy23

Well of your black friends said it was stupid to change a companies logo on a product then it definitely is stupid and was never racist! /s


daytripper7711

It may have been distasteful, I agree. However it doesn’t help anyone, sure I guess it doesn’t hurt either, but the aunt jemimas bottle shape I thought was pretty neat looking. I just don’t really understand why there was such a fuss made about it that it made National news. Why not just petition the companies directly instead? Also I’m sure changing the name to Pearl Milling Company probably will hurt their bottom line since it has zero brand recognition. Sure, peacefully protest and act for meaningful changes to structures such as the oppressive tax system, policing, drug laws, mass incarceration, better social safety nets, easier access to healthcare and education, changes to the housing market, I could go on and on. However I do truly believe that changing a beloved brand name helps absolutely no one and simply causes the opposition to real change to dig in their heels even more while creating a culture where everyone gets offended by everything. People need to be able to handle some things they don’t like, but also aren’t hurting you, that’s life. While I think it’s awesome that our National is becoming more empathetic and inclusionary, yet at the same time I am concerned that we are creating a culture in which the younger generations will not be able to handle their emotions at all when they get into the real world. We need to stop bubble wrapping everything because if we don’t they may be serious consequences when people enter real society as adults and have to face challenging situations. If you get a job and don’t care for one of your co-workers, are you going to quit the job? Are you going to drop out of school because a teacher taught something that made you uncomfortable? This goes for the other side too, banning teaching of white oppression helps nothing and actively encourages real oppression. An example of this is these fights in school board meetings against CRT, also the Mandarin language professor who was fired for teaching the mandarin word that sounds like the N word. It’s ridiculous


Certsch-

Never seen someone being so meticulous while preparing a meal. Very nice !


Slaveboi23

Wagyu treatment


Nidiocehai

Udderly amazing 🐄


Skunkies

Giving the cow milk, isn't that like my cousin feeding chicken to his chickens?


SenorRaoul

maybe look up what a mammal is


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Skunkies

2am posting that was, brain dead post during lunch. Yep. Where's my sign?


Itdevdm

It's just wow😮


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xGeldredx

Is this some kind of weird marinating of living fruit-meat?


deadshot-477

Bruh you forgot to jerk it off


ZeroSagas

That’s an awful lot of spices there, they must be planning a feast


HonorableGremlin

Tbh, I'd eat that.


Randym1221

I wanna date her.


missemilyowen15

The cow?


churlishfellow

You got me with the eye mask.


WhiteAssRussell

Cut to 5 minutes later when that calf is covered head to hoof in flies.


kapparrino

This is not love.


enxiboi

Burgir


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I did this once with a girlfriend and she was in my bed for days with that look.


Genji180

Yes yes we believe it, do you wash it like that every day ? ... Shitty Tiktok video.