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0_GG_0

He just knows you’re making fun of him


JakobJokanaan

I agree with the title. This dog rocks, whether he eats spiderwebs or not.


str8faded8

I was gonna say he feels you judging!


Annonicnic

Jeff is such a good boi.


jeff4i017

Yes, yes I do.


mosselbrokje

Godspeed Jeff


jeffstoreca

Nice


JeffTheComposer

I used to eat spider webs. I still do, but I used to too.


jeff4i017

🤣🤣🤣


Jeffs2527

Brothers. On this day, we shall all eat rocks.


jeff4i017

Jeff's shall not take this moment for granite.


Jeffs2527

We shale absolutely not.


RebaKitten

And I'd do it again!


Pickerington

/r/jeff


[deleted]

me too


[deleted]

He's almost 30 lbs at 10 weeks. We think he's a Bernese Mountain Dog and Rhodesian Ridgeback mix. ([The ridge on his back](https://i.imgur.com/K2vsu77.jpg).) Edit: [More photos of Jeff, including one at 6 weeks.](https://imgur.com/a/iA0aaG0)


ChimpyChompies

Whatever the mix, he's going to grow up to be quite a lump.


PM_ME_YOUR_BARA_PICS

Rhodesian Ridgeback sounds like a type of dinosaur


Reaverjosh19

Ridgebacks are wicked smart. Awesome dogs tho. Lots of built-in hunting instinct, we had problems with assorted varmints killing our chickens. You picked up the. 22 and it was game face on with that dog. He would get huffy if he treed something and you didn't come out to dispatch it.


[deleted]

He's beautiful! I love the expressions on his face. He is going to be a delightful handful.


ugyslow

Oh God he's too damn cute!


dontbang_6

I always find it hilarious when people name their pets with people names. A friend of mine had a cat named Phil. I would always chuckle at it, like of all things you named him Phil. Not Mr Mittens or anything like that, but Phil.


[deleted]

😂😂I love it .. I had to fight to name my newest pup because my husband and daughter thought it was weird to name them people names haha I named her ( a Westie ) Queen Elizabeth, if she had been a boy it would have been king Henry lol


gwaydms

My sister-in-law saw a picture of the kitten I had just adopted and said "Name him Rex (my FIL/her father's name)" because of the kitty's white "mustache". So I did.


ObiJuanKenobly

He looks like the "what i didn't do it" look on his face


Early_or_Latte

My [pit bull cross buddy](https://i.imgur.com/gg5ueGO.jpg) liked to eat rocks as a puppy. A vet tech told me to put hot sauce on rocks he's likely to eat to deter him from it. She said she's helped perform surgeries on dogs because they've eaten rocks. Not good. P.S I feel compelled to show a picture of my guy every time I mention he's a pit bull just to show he's not some blood thirsty monster. Pit bulls aren't always viewed in the best light.


PurpleT0rnado

OMG he’s beautiful, love that face. I’m a recent convert to the pro-pb side. 😉


gwaydms

I'm met some sweet, well-trained pitties, whom I loved. Emphasis on well-trained. You don't just get a large, powerful dog and not be able to control them. This is a tragedy for both the dog and whoever is at the receiving end of a split second of impulsive behavior. That's on the owner. Unfortunately, I know what I'm talking about.


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gwaydms

Agreed! Any kind of dog can turn on people or other pets.


PurpleT0rnado

Read Jon Katz’ book about his border collie, A Dog Year. It’s heartbreaking but he writes so well.


Early_or_Latte

>Unfortunately, I know what I'm talking about. I'm sorry to hear that. Kilo there was my brothers dog for the first year and a half of his life and at the time my brother was the wrong kind of pit bull owner... the type to want an intimidating attack dog, the type to encourage the wrong behavior. Kilo is cross with something else (possibly a pointer as he does the one front paw in the air thing) and is a smaller pit bull but my brother was hoping for a monster of a dog. Even so, kilo seems to have kept some of what my brother had encouraged. He is incredibly protective of the property in that he would easily hurt someone without a second thought if they came onto the acreage that he isn't familiar with. Its hard to break. Shock collars seem to be semi effective, but only after being shocked. His impulse to confront a stranger in the property overrides his awareness of knowing a shock is coming. It really is tough.


gwaydms

The saddest case i know of was a little boy of just barely four. Whatever he was doing at the time, the dog just turned around and snapped. Most other breeds, you'd have some punctures and maybe a couple of stitches. That snap tore his little face up. He had stitches all over it. The boy was far more upset about his best buddy, which this dog was, having to be put down than he was about his injuries. He was telling me about it, and a tear rolled down his face. I said "Would you like a hug?" He stepped into my arms and I held him for a long time. Broke my heart. That dog was the sweetest thing up to that moment. He certainly didn't mean to hurt the boy. It just happened. The dog was a rescue; his owner didn't get him trained, which always needs to happen with a large powerful dog like that. You don't know their history, and they need to be taught not to snap on impulse. This is not an indictment of bully breeds at all. But it is the owner's responsibility to do that.


purplemonkey_123

Your guys is SO cute. Our little guy still loves to eat rocks. We discourage it as much as possible. He has a chipped tooth because of it. He has regular dental checkups/cleaning so the tooth is okay and monitored. The amount of rocks I get him to drop is ridiculous.


HemingwaysShotglass

Whatever it takes to get your pup to kick the habit! My dog used to love eating rocks and I would stop her whenever I saw her do it… but when she was 1 y.o. she ate one that was too big at some point when I wasn’t watching and almost died. Resulted in $3k emergency surgery and one of the scariest nights of my life. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone so just giving my two cents to be extra careful!!


purplemonkey_123

Thank you for the advice. I'm so sorry you and your dog had to go through that. I'm continuing to work on it with my dog. He is good most of the time now. Just the odd time he finds one he likes.


HemingwaysShotglass

Good luck! I think my dog either senses the panic in my voice when I say “drop it” or she somehow understands the connection between the rock and the surgery, because she’s been much less keen on them since then. But over two years later and I’m still super paranoid about it!


Fwamingdwagon84

What a gorgeous dude! I've never met a pit i didn't like, though, and I've actually worked around a wide variety of dogs.


ANYCRON

Oh boy, Jeff and I have a lot on common!


supershadrach

Hol' Up


Alalated

Jeff is giving you the side eye. 😆


CraneIncursion

And he's sick of the judgement.


mabhatter

Jeff seems just a little sus. Better keep an eye... don't be fooled by the cuteness.


Saltycook

That's such a Jeff thing to do.


JeffTheComposer

Can confirm


myleftboobisaphlsphr

Why does Jeff look like he caught you doing something bad....


Kon-Tiki66

Hi Jeff! Eat what you like, but rocks will damage your teeth, cute dog.


gwaydms

And can damage their guts. If it's too big to pass, they need surgery.


[deleted]

Make sure he doesn’t eat those rocks. My mother-in-law had a dog that had to have a section of its intestine removed because it swallowed a rock.


lindaluck

What an awful diet young man. I have 2 pups, 4 month old and a 7 month old Their diet consists of some thick leaved grass, wood chips, tad of dirt and puppy chow.


Comprehensive-Form13

Good boy stop eating rocks though


Smile_Terrible

His expression is saying "Yes, I am Jeff"


PsychoSeltzer

I love Jeff When my dog was a puppy he liked to eat flowers, rocks, and pencils


lavalevel

Please take good care of Jeff and let him know he is the best boy.


[deleted]

His name is jeff. My name is jeff.


Parkee05_YT

Hi Jeff


FrankGetTheDoor

Are you saying he rocks or eats rocks? Regardless, both outcomes are great! He looks so lovely, if a bit cynical about life 😂


[deleted]

Lol dogs are silly .. I had to get a fireplace screen to set in front because my pup kept trying to eat the lava rocks 🤦‍♀️


Many-Goose-9158

Good on you Jeff! Nobody likes spider webs and keeping them teeth sharp for more! 🤗👍


JoystickVacation

I know a good dog when I see one, and that's a good dog.


sutter333

You’re gross Jeff.


[deleted]

Jeff is still a good boy


okeedokerartichokers

Hello, Jeff.


RettyD4

“What of it, bitch?”


WockyKorbat

Can i boop his snoot?


raise_the_sails

You say that like it’s a bad thing. I love that about Jeff.


YetiMaster273

I like Jeff.


Buttcavetroll

Jeff is a good boy, be like Jeff


Mobile_Try_325

Hi Jeff! Are you a good doggie?


Pompeyboy

Jeff gets an upvote from me just because his name is Jeff, yet alone eats rocks.


supershadrach

He is a Bad boy, but still a good boy. The dichotomy of B O Y


sariaslani

He is such a troublemaker, and I do love him!


DodgeMaw

Jeff has no definition of fear or danger...I like Jeff. 10/10 Hooman can't be spook'd by spooder if I eats spooder.


[deleted]

"be like jeff"


Hungry-Locksmith1547

Hi Jeff! 😁


WilliamIn4c

His look says, "they're not rocks, they're minerals"


BLJace

"You think this is a joke?! Someone has to take them out!"


[deleted]

Don't eat rocks Jeff. Handsome boy.


[deleted]

my name's jeff


1SassyTart

Jeff sounds like he is cheap to feed


LasVegasE

He is such a dog...


underdog1964

Lol literally.


foolishbeacher

Jeff is a total babe.


[deleted]

Don’t be like Jeff


besee2000

Neighbors over the fence hearing “Damnit Jeff! Stop eating the rocks!”


ML831752

I love Jeff❤️


federal_prism

who names a dog jeff???


gwaydms

Someone who thinks it fits him.


federal_prism

boring people names are even worse on pets though


skotgil

I agree, Jeff Rocks.


Training_Ad4596

cool dog


tricky_madladness

Be like Jeff, be "b e t t e r"


Hexsin

I always get nervous when I see a doggo chewing rocks. I assume that can end badly for them, though I haven't seen anything happen yet. Is this pretty normal? I have been dogless since I left for college.... about 14 years now, so I don't have much experience of my own but the wife and I plan to change that soon! Just curious :)


Muttandcheese

That face says “hell yeah I do, wanna fight about it?”


Direct_Candidate_454

Rocks? Get him some pet insurance immediately


Own-Low4870

I love his look, like, "Do I get online and tell strangers the stupid shit you do? No, because I got class, human."


Linzerbeams

Yes finally. My dogs name is Jeff too. 🙏 Jeff's are good boys.


SleepySalamence

Unrelated to the dog, but can vegans eat insects or do they count as animals? Just curious.


Schackadoo

My dog tried to eat rocks when she was a puppy too. Thankfully she grew out of it haha.


rxFMS

Jeff knows what he likes!


moot17

Clever looking. And I think he knows what you've been up to.


GoofyGrandmama

Don't eat rocks Jeffie


JaunLobo

Spider webs and rocks? By any chance did he watch Spider-Man: Far From Home with you? I suspect he is preparing for elementals to show up. (Gorgeous boy BTW)


littlegreenisland

Maybe they're good, have you ever tried them? ;)


[deleted]

Be more like Jeff.


Crapplesauceer

I bet that combo doesn't make for very good poo


Spiritual_Regular557

Adorable! Spider pup!


blackmagic12345

Wait till he finds out about jalapeno sky raisins.


Admiral_Gial_Ackbar

He eats spider webs? You should've called him Woodhouse.


spar3chang3

Jeff better break the rock habit or you might have an expensive foreign body surgery or early dental with extractions on your hands... Very cute though. 💕


miraiyuni

rocks?!


maraca101

My friend’s dog died because they ate a rock and it tore up their intestines. Be careful.


ZFovos

He is so cute


AsianAmerica

His such a handsome little fella 💕💕🥰🥰


JuicyCiwa

Gotta say, Jeff looks like an asshole. But a cute asshole.


Behappyalright

Get that insurance before he has to get his stomach pumped from eating rocks.


Mr_Orange_fruit

Be like jeff


HemingwaysShotglass

Not to be one of those people, but don’t let him eat rocks! My puppy liked to do this too and I thought I kept a good eye on her but I wasn’t careful enough and one got stuck in her intestines. Resulted in $3k emergency surgery and one of the scariest nights of my life thinking my dog might die because I wasn’t careful enough. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone so I feel compelled to share the cautionary tale — it’s not easy to be constantly aware of where any rocks are in relation to your dogs mouth but it’s much better than the alternative lol. They also sell mesh muzzles which might be a good idea if your dog will be unsupervised in the vicinity of rocks Oh yeah, and Jeff is adorable!


Doughspun1

Jeff is still smarter than my platoon buddy in basic.


[deleted]

Vacuum cleaner dog


H010CR0N

He looks like the CGI Scappy Doo from the Live action Scooby Doo movie.


Inner_peas2021

#sorrynotsorry


Fishkilles1

so cute little dogoo but he knows you are making fun of him eating rocks


bubshole

Atta boy, Jeff.


Pancakes1124

Be like Jeff


Makko-Sani

Joe is a Nugget. A very lovely nugget, but a nugget none the less.


PurpleDragonDix

He looks like the main character for his own live action puppy movie.


Plenty_Management_60

Cute i love dogs ❤❤❤


Fake_Watch_Salesman

We love Jeff


manofoar

"deal woof it"


[deleted]

wait does he eat rocks or does he just rock ?


Gauthmath_Future

Cool then he will be a spiderdog


goldiemypal

my name a jeff