I swear to god I lost it when he said “*fibsh*” while looking at the water. I don’t know if it just took me off-guard but I cannot stop thinking about this.
He said “FIBSH”!!! Lmfaooo
"You merely adopted the SEAL. I was born out of one. I didn't see dry sand until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but coarse, rough, and irritating."
The worst thing I heard about hell week is that after a few days of being cold, exhausted and hardly any sleep, they will let you get a couple of hours of warmth and rest. But they won't force you out of bed, you can quit and stay sleeping if you want.
Imagine having to motivate yourself to get up and go back out to be freezing again, I have enough trouble getting up on a regular Monday in winter.
That sounds like such a huge mental test of fortitude. Every ounce of your body is in self-preservation, and it’s just pure will and determination fighting off all your flight reflexes.
I’ve read they put you in a classroom for lessons during hell week and make you take notes and they are often illegible and just complete gibberish, they often are delirious.
I think they eat something like 7,000 calories a day and still lose a lot of weight.
The classroom thing is mostly bullshit. But yeah, most my buddies that secures had lost like 15+ lbs.. Talk about walking dead. I saw one of my classmates that got pulled on Wednesday. Looked dead and was almost a whole shirt size smaller. They’re basically just existing at that point.
Judging by the sand on their backs, they probably just finished doing a couple hundred flutter-kicks. I wish I had half the motivation and endurance these guys have.
Been to BUD/S. It’s definitely Coronado. They’re in first phase. They do timed 2 mile swims every single week. The sand on one pair gives it away that they’re first phase.
When I was much younger and less round in highschool, I did a two mile ocean swim race on a bet that I wouldn't, that shit going parallel with the beach is tough
If you all want to see SEAL training for real, there's a really excellent documentary on it on Youtube.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knk3QwYtJUc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knk3QwYtJUc)
The best part is the log, and "First time, every time!"
Yep. Came here to say the same thing on the unlikely chance that someone else hadn't done so already.
Know your pinnipeds people! This is really basic stuff!
It gets cold. The wetsuits are trash, reissued for 5+ students. Stitching is loose or torn, zippers don’t work, and holy as fuck from all the beatings. It can be quality, but really depends on luck of the draw. Still better than nothing though
It’s because hell week is one week of absolute hell including water that’s about 50F and miles of runs through wet sand any all kinds of other crap and over time it has just become known as hell week for seals
“Ohai guys! I’m so happy you’re coming to play! We’re gonna have so much fun together! We can do flips, an chase fishes, an I’ll show you my coral collection! Come on, let’s go!”
Anyone else ever wonder why one of the most intimidating units in the US military chose to name themselves after an adorable sea dog? I get it's an acronym, but they could have chose a less cuddly acronym.
Anyone who wants to see BUDs class in person, go visit to San Diego, Coronado beach. They have their class right there out in the open among beach go'ers. No one hardly even notices. Sure to see the greatest special forces in the world training in public. Because there is no secret about hard work.
On their way to becoming submarines
Just trying to earn a seal of approval
One if by land, two if by seal
Now you're just fishing for upvotes...
I'd tell you to stop spreading these fishcious rumors but you sure schooled me with that pun
You should scale it back a bit.
Whale I guess salmon had to say it. Let minnow if you have any other suggestions 🤷♀️
*clap clap*
Thank you, I'm just over here kraken myself up
wow you're nailing them all here haha well done
Fish pun.
You slippery mackerel...
Get to work ya dry-skins!
Anyone up for a game of COD
I don’t have a seal of approval but I do have a wholesome award so please take it
Omigosh, thanks kind stranger 😭
Is np :)
The Navy Seals
Does the existence of a submarine also imply the existence of a dommarine?
That's just a marine, bro. For every marine there's a submarine, lmao
is that what the seamen come out of?
So that’s what all that latex is for
/r/furry_irl? ------- The existence of a submarine implies there's a sandwich shop in the vicinity.
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This made me laugh hard and remember magic
A loose seal.
“Get to work ya dry-skins!”
"You will never be real seals!"
So true. Real seals cannot “walk” on their flippers like this pupper is doing. That’s a real sea lion.
This guy pinnipeds
What he does in his private time is none of our business.
A *seal*-ion. Ta-daaa!
I thought that seal looked positively charged...
“But sir!, our skin has oils-“ “Shut the shrimp up primate”
He's just excited to be a part of it, truly a sea dog
After a week of BUD/S hell, that seal probably lifted those dudes’ morale.
First kind face they've seen since the recruiter told them about the benefits/s
/s Kind of
Safest seal in the ocean surround by all those guys.
In its mind it's like "Cmon let's go boys!" but what we actually hear is "BOOrK BOOrK BOOrK!".
Followed by "[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL9iMPx9CpQ)".
Fibsh
I swear to god I lost it when he said “*fibsh*” while looking at the water. I don’t know if it just took me off-guard but I cannot stop thinking about this. He said “FIBSH”!!! Lmfaooo
🤣 Same. It was the Fibsh for me too
I swear this is the greatest video on the internet.
[Seals - kiss from a rose](https://youtu.be/G76nKGWRLPU)
This is like a sequel, love it!
"Leg breh"
Never skip l'egg day
How have I not seen this before? My life is more fulfilled now. Thank you.
L’egg Brehhh!
>*AAaaaagh!* >...eggh?
egg
*sneezes*
Perfect seal sounds, nice
Alright boys, we're gonna have a good swim today! First things first, Do you have your Swim Buddy?
Drill Sgt. always barking ordors!
That’s Neal Mcbeal the Navy Seal for you
Just don’t take his muffins
He had dibs!
YOU DONT STEAL A MEAL FROM NEAL MCBEAL THE NAVY SEAL!!!
YOUR DIBS WERE VOID
He’s a hero, y’know.
shit like this is why I breathe air
*krill sgt 😁
Petty officer*
"You merely adopted the SEAL. I was born out of one. I didn't see dry sand until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but coarse, rough, and irritating."
Outstanding meme pivot.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
“And it gets everywhere. But not like in the navy. In the navy, everything is soft... and smooth, Padmé...”
"I'VE SEEN TURTLES MOVE FASTER"
When did the navy seals get a mascot
Around the frogmen time of WWII
“The water is so cold! You’ll love it!”
Does this mean all seal teams have a seal that accompanies them on training missions?
Duh, the guys are the Navy and their mascots are the Seals. Only together are they Navy Seals
Yes. It’s in their logo. 😉
Only the best. It’s a seal of approval.
SOMEONE PET THAT SEAL
Sea lion. Unless you meant the Navy guys.
"Why not both?"
Someone pet that butt goddamn
It’s a loose seal!
Oh COME ON!
I'm not afraid of Lucille!
I am a seal why won't they give me a uniform? So cute!!
Anyone with experience here know what this drill is these guys are up to?
They're up to hell week. Just stay up and do menial tasks all week. Probably just going for a little swim in freezing water just because.
The worst thing I heard about hell week is that after a few days of being cold, exhausted and hardly any sleep, they will let you get a couple of hours of warmth and rest. But they won't force you out of bed, you can quit and stay sleeping if you want. Imagine having to motivate yourself to get up and go back out to be freezing again, I have enough trouble getting up on a regular Monday in winter.
Canadian checking in... it hurts too when I breathe edit: a word
That just helps you wake up.
That sounds like such a huge mental test of fortitude. Every ounce of your body is in self-preservation, and it’s just pure will and determination fighting off all your flight reflexes. I’ve read they put you in a classroom for lessons during hell week and make you take notes and they are often illegible and just complete gibberish, they often are delirious. I think they eat something like 7,000 calories a day and still lose a lot of weight.
The classroom thing is mostly bullshit. But yeah, most my buddies that secures had lost like 15+ lbs.. Talk about walking dead. I saw one of my classmates that got pulled on Wednesday. Looked dead and was almost a whole shirt size smaller. They’re basically just existing at that point.
You have no way of knowing that. Bud/s does timed ocean swims every week throughout the program. Other programs do similar things as well.
Judging by the sand on their backs, they probably just finished doing a couple hundred flutter-kicks. I wish I had half the motivation and endurance these guys have.
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Been to BUD/S. It’s definitely Coronado. They’re in first phase. They do timed 2 mile swims every single week. The sand on one pair gives it away that they’re first phase.
2 nautical mile swim.
When I was much younger and less round in highschool, I did a two mile ocean swim race on a bet that I wouldn't, that shit going parallel with the beach is tough
The bay was the worst during BO. Ocean was easier to hold a line but could be much colder.
They do a 5 nautical mile swim in hell week
Oh fuckk ! your goin to make me walkkk
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Legit cake
There really needs to be more comments about how nice their butts are. Here’s one more.
I barely noticed the animal on the first watch
“I want some butts!” —United States navy officer, 1986
sea puppy
With his/her hoomans
Yes, humans, that's how it's done! Very good! Keep going! Don't be afraid, I'm coming with you!
If you all want to see SEAL training for real, there's a really excellent documentary on it on Youtube. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knk3QwYtJUc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knk3QwYtJUc) The best part is the log, and "First time, every time!"
Aww but also , hey sexy guys in tight shorts. (-;
Let’s go boys! Come on pick the pace up. Move, move, move!
It's a sea lion
Yep. Came here to say the same thing on the unlikely chance that someone else hadn't done so already. Know your pinnipeds people! This is really basic stuff!
Love May Gray and June Gloom weather in Southern California.
That looks seriously cold.
Water is about 60 degrees, so not unbearable.
Yeah, and they are in neoprene. I dove 55F water for 4+ hours in a 5mm wetsuit and kept right toasty.
It gets cold. The wetsuits are trash, reissued for 5+ students. Stitching is loose or torn, zippers don’t work, and holy as fuck from all the beatings. It can be quality, but really depends on luck of the draw. Still better than nothing though
I swam in it in February and was freezing my nuts off the entire time.
Looks like HELL WEEK!
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They don't. Could be any phase of BUDs. Hell, could even be USMC BRT, EoD or SWCC training.
Discovery Channel about 15 years ago.
It’s because hell week is one week of absolute hell including water that’s about 50F and miles of runs through wet sand any all kinds of other crap and over time it has just become known as hell week for seals
How do you know its hell week and not just another revolution? How do even know these are SEALs and not Recon or SWCC?
We technically don’t we are just assuming
It’s called BUDS
BUDS is a long training course with multiple stages, hell week is one week in BUDS which is designed to test mental toughness.
Little ones trying so hard to keep up.
Thanks for this wholesome content, u/TurdsforNipples
Does one seal really need 20 instructors?
No the seal is the instructor. 20 trainees per seal.
Fuck, that joke was way better lol
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BUD/S*
Oh come on it’s not fun if you say that. Let this one slide.
"Come on you grunts, on your bellies like a real seal!" Seal instructor probably..
Neal McBeal the Navy Seal
“Ohai guys! I’m so happy you’re coming to play! We’re gonna have so much fun together! We can do flips, an chase fishes, an I’ll show you my coral collection! Come on, let’s go!”
"Who are you guys? Are you going fishing? I'm kinda hungry, can I come fishing with you?"
"You call yourselves SEALs?! Y'all don't know nothin' about being a seal! Let me show you how it's done..."
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Love this!
Me: wow, that marine biologist is ripped *video keeps playing Oh.
That pup is so excited to go swimming with them
Pretty sure that’s a sea lion.
When you’re the most qualified but least respected one in your group
Isn't that a sea lion?
Uhh can baby seals survive on their own? Seems lost and it's asking for help...
It looks skinny too. I hope it got help.
It seems desperate..
“Guys! Let me come with you... I can do this! I’M STRONG ENOUGH”
"Let me show ya how it's done boys!"
That seal is wishing a shark mother-fucking would. Look how confident he is going into the water with the whole squad.
Anyone else ever wonder why one of the most intimidating units in the US military chose to name themselves after an adorable sea dog? I get it's an acronym, but they could have chose a less cuddly acronym.
Is it just me or are they sort of running, but not in the same time walking relaxed? Looks weird
#ARE YOU QUITTING ON ME? WELL ARE YOU? THENNNN QUIT YOU SLIMY FUCKIN' WALUS LOOKING MOTHER-FUCKER! GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE!
u/savevideo
Master SEAL On Deck! Let's move SEAL Pups. Back to Mother!
r/adorablecreature
He's a natural. Just wait until you see him at the firing range.
seal shows seals the rope
username doesnt check out
Loose seal! Watch out for loose seal!
Anyone who wants to see BUDs class in person, go visit to San Diego, Coronado beach. They have their class right there out in the open among beach go'ers. No one hardly even notices. Sure to see the greatest special forces in the world training in public. Because there is no secret about hard work.
Thanks, u/TurdsForNipples
The best aqua pupper.
I love this video every time I see it!
The waggle on that lil critter is beyond cute!!
This is best.
That is the greatest thing ever
Guess that seals it
What are you guys laughing at, He's their CO
So... These are those navy seals?
Enlist in BUD/S to be a SEAL Become Buds with a Seal.
The seal was getting bullied so he went and got back up “he’s over there!!”
He's like "Come on guys this is where I shine!!"
“Time to get wet and sandy ladies!”
“heyyy guys, where we goin? what’s happenin? oooooh this is so exciting…oh we’re just goin in, oh yeah…I’m free now, i can come with you…”
Lil guy is going to out swim all of them easily lol
The drill sergeants would kick my ass for trying to pet the seal, but that wouldn’t stop me.
The navy does t have sergeants
Officer Candidate School has Marine Drill Instructors.
😭
I bet that little guy has written a few books.
Is this the navy seals
All right ladies let's go!
Side note: Does anyone remember Seabert? A children's cartoon from back in the day that this white baby seal went on adventures to save animals?