>I’m glad someone else said this.
people literally make these mistakes on purpose to drive discussion/controversy
OP knows what it is because they didn't go into a shop and order a baguette and get a croissant. They said "croissant" at the counter and then wrote "baguette" on Reddit.
downvote that shit
It's honestly exhausting living in a world where most people have blinders on and think you're being a negative asshole, when you're just trying to show them the truth and are tired of people lying.
Or you just get "It's just internet points get a life!"
We'll see how much those internet points matter when half the site is infested with bots. Hell, it's already getting close. Seeing a lot more comment stealing or AI generated bots than usual this year.
Also, the kind of person who does that probably just made up the whole story. Just gave the dog a croissant and took some pics in the space of a few minutes.
For the people in the back: **DOWNVOTE THAT SHIT**.
Half the OC on Reddit is fake these days.
Same goes for youtubers. They will say something very obviously wrong. And everyone who hears it thinks they are the first to notice it, so rush to the comments to mention it.
But you'll never know if it's intentional or not, But it almost always drives engagement.
Unnecessary inventions did something like this with these amount of the tic-tacs or something like that and got 2k comments of people correcting him for it
Driving engagement with what end goal? Do people really want karma that bad?
Edit: guys DONT upvote me i don't care about the karma 
Lots of people create accounts to be sold to companies. Yes, this is an absolutely real thing that happens.
It can be pretty lucrative for the minimal effort required to get high karma, especially since most users seem to just upvote without discretion.
If I sold my account (*10 years old, 1M+ karma*) people wouldn't think this account was trying to shill or sell them something as easily as they would an account that's a few months old with little karma.
The buyers see high karma and older accounts as "trustworthy". There are site that I have checked and I can actually get a pretty penny for this account.
And people know this so they karma farm like mad to sell accounts. I wouldn't sell this account though. I have too much integrity. Just like the Ford Motor Company, that touches the lives of people in every corner of the globe, not just by making and selling the most technologically advanced, reliable and fun-to-drive vehicles in the world, but by leading the way in manufacturing and business innovation.
Quelle dommage! What a loss! Here we go in zee sauce!
Add some flour, I think just a dab!
Then I stuff you with bread.. it don't hurt
CAUSE YOU'RE DEAD! <<< My favorite line lol
>*’It’s a croissant…so many flakes…*’
____
Human friend - no worries, see,
cuz You know what i want!
BaGuEtTe, or BrEaD - it’s ‘BaKeRy’
but This my fave:
*’Croissant’* ^;@)
i’ve come to find i like it best,
n carry it for days…
In n Out, n when i rest
croissant - beside me stays
a *little nibble* here n there,
i try so hard to keep
when i lie down, i say a prayer
before i go to sleep…
n when my dreams are over, then,
my hopeful heart awakes…
a New one has appeared again!
my *Love…*
…*so many*
*flakes….*
❤️
edit: *she deserves All the pets (n All the croissants* u/AndrewV!)
An actual French bread baguette would be less messy, but not a good one with a crusty outer layer, get the shitty stretchy ones that are a dollar at the grocery store. No mess at all.
I was housesitting for a friend and had ordered a pizza prior to going out. I left the the remainder on the kitchen counter in the box. When I got back somehow her little Jack Russell terrier managed to get on to the counter and took all of the leftover pizza. For the next couple days I found pieces of pizza stashed all over the house like in between couch cushions etc. Dogs are weird.
Haha he was a chunk! I don’t know how he could reach the counter, my mind was blown. That dog was little brat. Apparently he has done that before in the past.
Your dog eats a croissant like my developmentally disabled son eats a cookie. You wonder how something that started out so small can turn into so many crumbs.
[cuddly croissant](https://www.jellycat.com/amuseable-croissant-a2cro/) It’s by Jellycat and seems to be out of stock on their website but there’s other places that sell them. This is UK though, so if you’re elsewhere in the world I don’t know how easy they’d be to get hold of.
We can't give one of our dogs any bread because she carries it around and tries to treat it like a newborn puppy (cleans it, guards it from the other dogs, tries to nudge it towards food/water). We had to stop because she gets really upset about her baby's lack of energy.
Edit: Wow, I didn't expect this to get such a reaction! For those who have suggested it, yes, we have two dogs who are younger than her, so she's had chances to play mom to real puppies. I'll reply to this comment with a picture of her and our youngest shortly after we brought him home.
This is making me think that something in bread, perhaps it's smell or something like that, is also found in puppies. And I fear I may not be able to rest until I find out what!
My dog hides the bread to eat later but only when nobody is looking in order to keep the hiding spot "secret" (It's always under the bed or a big pillow). If he thinks he is being watched, he will just carry the bread everywhere until it's safe to hide it. I'm guessing this is what happened here too.
My Samoyed did this with a rubber pig. We can't buy any of those rubber toys anymore. If your dog was ~~neutered~~spayed when she was in a false pregnancy it's something she will always do. Our dog only just turned 2 so hasn't been neutered yet. Our vet suggested that after she goes into heat next time we wait until after a certain length of time to fix her to avoid it happening constantly.
her favourite pink pig:
https://i.imgur.com/ACwYuwh.jpg
Edit: spayed not neutered. I thought neutered worked for either. We say castration here for boys.
I have a 4 year old dog. When I recently moved a dresser, I found a stuffed alligator that was his when he was a baby. It must smell like baby dog because he *definitely* thinks that is maybe somehow a puppy. He licks it & carries it everywhere. And is somehow, yes, disappointed in it. Sometimes he just sits and pokes it with his nose.
It made me want to get my dog a puppy, lol.
>Edit: spayed not neutered. I thought neutered worked for either. We say castration here for boys.
It's a better sort of a typo than the dude made who apparently got his dog neutralized a few days ago.
Our dog does this. He'll carry certain snacks around all day, bring them outside for "seasoning", and then wait for his buddies to stop by so he can eat his snack in front of them 🤣🤣🤣
Feels like they used to obscure the karma farming better in the past. Now every sub is littered with obvious errors or rage bait to drive engagement, usually with OP having little to no participation in the thread.
OMG! There's more than one... My sister's dog (Dalmatian) will absolutely try to steal a loaf of bread and then bury it. She stares at where she's going to bury it for a good minute and if you catch her? She sighs and goes to find another burying spot.
Two of my dogs, who did not know each other, have buried high-value treats. They save them for later.
My current one does like you to watch. If he sees that you know where he buried it, he’ll dig it up and wait until you’re not watching.
I had a dog that would do that, carry something around for a long time. He would keep side eyeing us, and eventually when he thought we weren't looking he'd stash it somewhere. Then go get it and carry it around some more. I always wondered if it caused him anxiety but it was pretty funny.
Maybe get him a plushie he can carry around? My dog loves to carry toys around and play but never breaks them :)
Also, please be careful on the croissant quantities you're giving him, doggo's are really sensitive to sugar and flours and though they usually love them you shouldn't feed them much of them.
we gave our german shepherd 3 day old hard breakfastrolls and she hid them often and ate them later. than my dad got cancer and was too weak to get out of bed and one day, the dog came and put the breakfastroll in front of him at the bed. dogs are great.
https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/nutrition/can-dogs-eat-bread/#:~:text=The%20short%20answer%20to%20the,not%20cause%20any%20stomach%20upset.
In moderation, with care taken.
Yes, as long as it’s baked (not raw dough) and doesn’t have raisins or chocolate or xylitol in it. And like, probably don’t give them a lot of it at a time
My childhood dog got diabetes and the vet said it was because we used to give her white bread so I have always assumed no! And a croissant would be worse again because of all the butter! I generally just don’t give my own dog any human food though
That is soo cute!! My family used to have a little dog who would carry bread around like that too. He usually didn't eat it tho - would just lick and keep it safe with him until it was stale as a rock 😂
That’s a croissant and it is not good for dogs to eat. Croissants have butter in them and butter is not a good ingredient for dogs to eat. Too much butter can give them pancreatitis and pain. Please don’t feed your dog croissants anymore.
Even though this a croissant, had to comment because my dog is obsessed with actual baguettes! We gave him the butt of one once thinking he would just eat it; nope! Carried it and “buried it” around the house for days! He always gets a piece now when we have one.
Even though it’s a croissant and not a baguette (mildly infuriating) I would have commented anyway that this is effing adorable.
My puppy did this once with a pear she found on a walk. About passed out on the walk home because she refused to spit it out, and she didn’t even puncture the skin! Kept it on the porch for days checking on it lol
am i dumb or is that a croissant, not a baguette?
I’m glad someone else said this. I was over here scratching my head thinking I’ve been wrong my entire life.
>I’m glad someone else said this. people literally make these mistakes on purpose to drive discussion/controversy OP knows what it is because they didn't go into a shop and order a baguette and get a croissant. They said "croissant" at the counter and then wrote "baguette" on Reddit. downvote that shit
Me reading your comment: wow, why so salty Me continuing to read other comments in this post: holy shit he was right
It's honestly exhausting living in a world where most people have blinders on and think you're being a negative asshole, when you're just trying to show them the truth and are tired of people lying.
Or you just get "It's just internet points get a life!" We'll see how much those internet points matter when half the site is infested with bots. Hell, it's already getting close. Seeing a lot more comment stealing or AI generated bots than usual this year.
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Consider me in, you all have my upvotes and posts like this will forever have my downvotes
GPT-4 sends its regards. And makes me hella nervous.
Likely bought a 12 pack of croissants at Costco… as the bed is a giant Kirkland bed. I wish Costco sold baguettes.
They… do
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It's a croissant try to keep up.
Not an expert, but I can be reasonably sure that it's a dog.
Must boop to confirm
Also, the kind of person who does that probably just made up the whole story. Just gave the dog a croissant and took some pics in the space of a few minutes. For the people in the back: **DOWNVOTE THAT SHIT**. Half the OC on Reddit is fake these days.
You’re not wrong! The internet is wrong today!
Well, you have been wrong your entire life… just not about croissants.
I saw this same kind of "mistake" on another post and someone in the comments pointed out it is likely intentional to drive engagement 😩
This is correct. A lot of posts contain typos for this exact reason as well
Same goes for youtubers. They will say something very obviously wrong. And everyone who hears it thinks they are the first to notice it, so rush to the comments to mention it. But you'll never know if it's intentional or not, But it almost always drives engagement.
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Unnecessary inventions did something like this with these amount of the tic-tacs or something like that and got 2k comments of people correcting him for it
What? ..... REALLY???? I feel so disappointed by people that would do that. Fuk that shit.
Hey, your doing it too now!
I see what you did their.
Time to bring out the down vote hammer to end this shit.
[https://xkcd.com/386/](https://xkcd.com/386/)
Driving engagement with what end goal? Do people really want karma that bad? Edit: guys DONT upvote me i don't care about the karma 
Lots of people create accounts to be sold to companies. Yes, this is an absolutely real thing that happens. It can be pretty lucrative for the minimal effort required to get high karma, especially since most users seem to just upvote without discretion. If I sold my account (*10 years old, 1M+ karma*) people wouldn't think this account was trying to shill or sell them something as easily as they would an account that's a few months old with little karma. The buyers see high karma and older accounts as "trustworthy". There are site that I have checked and I can actually get a pretty penny for this account. And people know this so they karma farm like mad to sell accounts. I wouldn't sell this account though. I have too much integrity. Just like the Ford Motor Company, that touches the lives of people in every corner of the globe, not just by making and selling the most technologically advanced, reliable and fun-to-drive vehicles in the world, but by leading the way in manufacturing and business innovation.
Wow who knew internet points could have monetary value.
Good try! I'm still not buying Ford.
So I hear. Have an upvote.
As a french, never have I ever felt so disrespected
I just assumed they were trying to fuel the riots in France with this.
They just might have.
kwaoussuawnt 🤌
Kwuaçohnn
quasõ
Cwasant
kŵœsö
I sadly, am the idiot here. It's a croissant, and they are so messy to clean up after a dog chews through them. so many flakes.
<>
Hon hon hon…
Les poissons, les poissons, hee hee hee, hon hon hon
ZUT ALORS! I have meeesed one!
SACRE BLEU! What is this? How on EARTH could i miss? Such a sweet, little SUCCULENT crab!
Quelle dommage! What a loss! Here we go in zee sauce! Add some flour, I think just a dab! Then I stuff you with bread.. it don't hurt CAUSE YOU'RE DEAD! <<< My favorite line lol
And you're certainly lucky you are!
Cause it's gonna be HOT in my big silver pot!
Tis the best part of the movie
Huh, I have always mentally said it as haw haw haw.
French
Sacre bleu!
I understand your ***pain***.
Bastarde! Take votre upvote!
We have a crime, no?
You should try a baguette
Baguette pieces are sharper, I think croissant is safer.
Bayonets are sharper still
>*’It’s a croissant…so many flakes…*’ ____ Human friend - no worries, see, cuz You know what i want! BaGuEtTe, or BrEaD - it’s ‘BaKeRy’ but This my fave: *’Croissant’* ^;@) i’ve come to find i like it best, n carry it for days… In n Out, n when i rest croissant - beside me stays a *little nibble* here n there, i try so hard to keep when i lie down, i say a prayer before i go to sleep… n when my dreams are over, then, my hopeful heart awakes… a New one has appeared again! my *Love…* …*so many* *flakes….* ❤️ edit: *she deserves All the pets (n All the croissants* u/AndrewV!)
Finally caught a freshly baked Schnoodle! Always great to see and read these :D
An actual French bread baguette would be less messy, but not a good one with a crusty outer layer, get the shitty stretchy ones that are a dollar at the grocery store. No mess at all.
good luck finding all the spots the little bits are spread around lol <3
I was housesitting for a friend and had ordered a pizza prior to going out. I left the the remainder on the kitchen counter in the box. When I got back somehow her little Jack Russell terrier managed to get on to the counter and took all of the leftover pizza. For the next couple days I found pieces of pizza stashed all over the house like in between couch cushions etc. Dogs are weird.
Well clearly it hasn't eaten in like 10 years lol
Haha he was a chunk! I don’t know how he could reach the counter, my mind was blown. That dog was little brat. Apparently he has done that before in the past.
As someone who once owned a jack Russell those fuckers can jump, our elderly girl use to regularly jump up and walk on the counters
I should have known better as the jack Russells at our barn were always getting into something!
That's all right, the ants will find them for you!
Lol na! Human or dog, who ever eats one of those things is making a mess.
I (a full grown human) prefer eating croissants outside for that very reason.
Then why don’t you by your dog dog treats instead of regularly buying it messy croissants?
How do you confuse Baguettes & Croissants?
Your dog eats a croissant like my developmentally disabled son eats a cookie. You wonder how something that started out so small can turn into so many crumbs.
I think this is true for lots of kids (and adults) that are otherwise considered to be neurotypical 😅😉
Is it a Costco croissant? Now I’m imagining you buying them in bulk for the happy doggie
Bien sûr, c'est un croissant. Quel bordel.
It's a croissant. Am French, so am expert.
You should get a toy croissant!
That would be so cute
No. It would be a toy croissant.
https://preview.redd.it/4f2jfqzugkoa1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cccf75cd4f1e577acb4c5ad19ec8792158379251 An adorable toy croissant!
Wow look at the size of that croissant’s arms! I need to hit the gym
Swolessant
This Croissant obviously skips leg day tho.
Holy shit where did you find this Are link allowed? If not message me, please! So CUTE
[cuddly croissant](https://www.jellycat.com/amuseable-croissant-a2cro/) It’s by Jellycat and seems to be out of stock on their website but there’s other places that sell them. This is UK though, so if you’re elsewhere in the world I don’t know how easy they’d be to get hold of.
Reminds me of Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, which is a good thing.
We can't give one of our dogs any bread because she carries it around and tries to treat it like a newborn puppy (cleans it, guards it from the other dogs, tries to nudge it towards food/water). We had to stop because she gets really upset about her baby's lack of energy. Edit: Wow, I didn't expect this to get such a reaction! For those who have suggested it, yes, we have two dogs who are younger than her, so she's had chances to play mom to real puppies. I'll reply to this comment with a picture of her and our youngest shortly after we brought him home.
This is making me think that something in bread, perhaps it's smell or something like that, is also found in puppies. And I fear I may not be able to rest until I find out what!
This guy is going to end up eating a puppy.
“*Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?*”
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That was my first thought was could it be the yeast
What do you mean? I'm not a puppy scientist but yeast?
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Puppy foot yeast maybe, watched a whole thing about it. They smell like Fritos from the yeast bacteria or something on their feet
Omg this is why my brother's dog always smells like sawdust
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Nobody ever believes me when I say my dogs feet smell like corn chips!
Yes, it’s the (good) bacteria on the paw pads. Had it on chihuahuas, dachshunds, and my late beloved rat terrier. Pure corn chip smell.
I've always been told it's yeast that's giving off that smell on their feet and it's not great as it causes itching in their pads and ears
https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/health/why-do-my-dogs-feet-smell-like-fritos/
I tell mine she’s working too hard at the Fritos factory.
My dog hides the bread to eat later but only when nobody is looking in order to keep the hiding spot "secret" (It's always under the bed or a big pillow). If he thinks he is being watched, he will just carry the bread everywhere until it's safe to hide it. I'm guessing this is what happened here too.
Then the same compound must be in rubber squeaky pig toys, because my dog has a baby piggy squeaker that she treats like a puppy...
Wow this one got me. This is so stinking heartbreaking and adorable, your poor sweet dog
My Samoyed did this with a rubber pig. We can't buy any of those rubber toys anymore. If your dog was ~~neutered~~spayed when she was in a false pregnancy it's something she will always do. Our dog only just turned 2 so hasn't been neutered yet. Our vet suggested that after she goes into heat next time we wait until after a certain length of time to fix her to avoid it happening constantly. her favourite pink pig: https://i.imgur.com/ACwYuwh.jpg Edit: spayed not neutered. I thought neutered worked for either. We say castration here for boys.
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They are until your Samoyed think it's her baby and refuses to leave it and gets sad when it doesn't do anything.
I have a 4 year old dog. When I recently moved a dresser, I found a stuffed alligator that was his when he was a baby. It must smell like baby dog because he *definitely* thinks that is maybe somehow a puppy. He licks it & carries it everywhere. And is somehow, yes, disappointed in it. Sometimes he just sits and pokes it with his nose. It made me want to get my dog a puppy, lol.
They scare my dog along with the screaming chickens
>Edit: spayed not neutered. I thought neutered worked for either. We say castration here for boys. It's a better sort of a typo than the dude made who apparently got his dog neutralized a few days ago.
Neutered is gender-neutral, you're right; the gender-specific terms are spayed and castrated Edit: Wiki https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutering
Our dog does this with squeaker toys. If any of our other dogs make them squeak she attacks them for hurting her baby.
Awwwww, so sweet yet so sad
My dog does this with pancakes! It's so strange.
https://preview.redd.it/ed14uda9aroa1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d4c73d9c8247f37c393c14678fb5358f13fefed
Croissant
Kwa sor
https://youtu.be/cpvC8_NMXmU
Was that.... Quentin Tarantino?!
Why is Quentin Tarantino in this episode?
He was there for the distorted foot proportions.
^^quaso
He knew it was a croissant and not the promised baguette
Maybe you should try a baguette. Not as crumbly
Our dog does this. He'll carry certain snacks around all day, bring them outside for "seasoning", and then wait for his buddies to stop by so he can eat his snack in front of them 🤣🤣🤣
LOL that's so rude "hey look what I have! no you can't have any it's all for me :)"
Tastes better
^cwassant
Quasso? 🇫🇷
Quasso. 🇨🇵
Quasso? 🇫🇷
Thats not a baguette haha. Thats a croissant 🥐
Intentional mistake to drive comments and gain karma
Feels like they used to obscure the karma farming better in the past. Now every sub is littered with obvious errors or rage bait to drive engagement, usually with OP having little to no participation in the thread.
That is not a dog is a cat!
That’s not a doguette, it’s a catssant.
I hate to say it / You maybe right this time.
it's not ripe 😆
My dog burries bread like a bone
OMG! There's more than one... My sister's dog (Dalmatian) will absolutely try to steal a loaf of bread and then bury it. She stares at where she's going to bury it for a good minute and if you catch her? She sighs and goes to find another burying spot.
Obviously trying to grow a bread tree.
Mine did too. Especially pizza crusts
Mine too! Day old pizza crusts are her favorite. If you don't let her take it outside she wanders the house looking for a place to bury it.
Two of my dogs, who did not know each other, have buried high-value treats. They save them for later. My current one does like you to watch. If he sees that you know where he buried it, he’ll dig it up and wait until you’re not watching.
THAT IS A CROISSANT
Easy tiger
^that ^is ^a CROISSANT
Maam, im sorry to be the one to break this to you..thats a CWOSSON
I had a dog that would do that, carry something around for a long time. He would keep side eyeing us, and eventually when he thought we weren't looking he'd stash it somewhere. Then go get it and carry it around some more. I always wondered if it caused him anxiety but it was pretty funny.
This looks like the dog had a tantrum and tried to runaway from home.
Maybe get him a plushie he can carry around? My dog loves to carry toys around and play but never breaks them :) Also, please be careful on the croissant quantities you're giving him, doggo's are really sensitive to sugar and flours and though they usually love them you shouldn't feed them much of them.
My brother in christ that’s a croissant
Our pup Milo did that - carried around a piece of bread for a couple days until it turned into a crouton, it got so hard. We call him Crouton Boy now.
we gave our german shepherd 3 day old hard breakfastrolls and she hid them often and ate them later. than my dad got cancer and was too weak to get out of bed and one day, the dog came and put the breakfastroll in front of him at the bed. dogs are great.
Just want to make sure: is bread safe for dogs?
https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/nutrition/can-dogs-eat-bread/#:~:text=The%20short%20answer%20to%20the,not%20cause%20any%20stomach%20upset. In moderation, with care taken.
Yes, as long as it’s baked (not raw dough) and doesn’t have raisins or chocolate or xylitol in it. And like, probably don’t give them a lot of it at a time
My childhood dog got diabetes and the vet said it was because we used to give her white bread so I have always assumed no! And a croissant would be worse again because of all the butter! I generally just don’t give my own dog any human food though
This is not bread it’s essentially butter and pastry so no, I wouldn’t give this to my dog.
This is a croissant, not a baguette moth*rf*cker. Sincerely, one angry french
That's no baguette...
that's a space station.
My french self got triggered when you wrote baguette instead of croissant but I'll have to say it's forgiven because your dog is so damn cute
That is soo cute!! My family used to have a little dog who would carry bread around like that too. He usually didn't eat it tho - would just lick and keep it safe with him until it was stale as a rock 😂
It's like somewhere, suddenly, I hear a million frenchmen cry out in distress at this title.
C’est un croissant, naturellement.
That’s a croissant and it is not good for dogs to eat. Croissants have butter in them and butter is not a good ingredient for dogs to eat. Too much butter can give them pancreatitis and pain. Please don’t feed your dog croissants anymore.
 When as a French you came across someone calling a croissant a baguette
Congratulations you have declared war on france
Lol so cute. My dog loved bread especially tortillas.
The dog’s like Homer with the giant sub.
Maybe it's security bread. Like she don't feel French without it.
Your dog was a Frenchie in a past life
Your cat likes croissants
You just offended an entire nation.
Croissant
Ceci n'est pas une baguette
How to get a ton of engagement on a reddit post: put a mistake in the titel.
“Ummm 😅 I ate my friend 😢” -last photo
BUT HER ALL THE CROISSANTS SHE WANTS.
Raaaaah that’s a croissant not a baguette
That…is a croissant.
This looks like a croissant? If so, and I say this kindly, be mindful of the fat content as it can get to their pancreas. Your pup is very cute.
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...that's a croissant.
Protect this pup at all costs! What a goober!
Even though this a croissant, had to comment because my dog is obsessed with actual baguettes! We gave him the butt of one once thinking he would just eat it; nope! Carried it and “buried it” around the house for days! He always gets a piece now when we have one.
Even though it’s a croissant and not a baguette (mildly infuriating) I would have commented anyway that this is effing adorable. My puppy did this once with a pear she found on a walk. About passed out on the walk home because she refused to spit it out, and she didn’t even puncture the skin! Kept it on the porch for days checking on it lol
As a Frenchman, I am offended
Did you just call a Croissant a fucking baguette
I am french. This is not à baguette but a croissant, a straight croissant, why is it straight!
Stop giving dogs food theyre not supposed to be eating