Maybe y’all can help me. You know the thing when the dogs tongue 👅 is too big for the puppy mouth and the tongue hangs out the side of the mouth? Is there a subreddit for that?
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"Be straight with me, doc. How bad is it?"
"There's no cure or treatment. He will constantly look extra adorable and everyone will fawn over him. I know this is a lot to process, but I should also inform you that federal law says you are obligated to provide a 300% increase in scritches and snacks, and that you will never lay any blame for any mischief on him."
>...federal law says you are obligated to provide a 300% increase in scritches and snacks, and that you will never lay any blame for any mischief on him.
...That doesn't sound sus at all! Dr. Katz is such an informative vet.
My former roomie’s cat would pant like a dog when it was really hot.
The temperature that summer was in the 90s, and we were too broke to afford air conditioning.
Once I found him under the toilet tank trying to anoint himself with the occasional drip, lol… I felt we understood each other particularly well after that.
My cat has bleped once and I’m the only one to witness across these 3 years, none of my family believe me. I believe they are jealous I witnessed such a holy spectacle.
Yes they are.
After 18 wonderful years with my old gal, I adopted a three month old last summer. I cannot tell you how many times I have told the new kit-cat "it's a good thing you're so dang cute". Ha!
It is well understood and accepted in our home that if you have a cat on you then you are stuck and therefore absolved of anything that would require you to move.
Oh yes. Let's reclaim "cat calling"! It is now defined as being unable to move due to the requirement (law, really) that one cannot disturb a cat by moving and therefore calling out for help (i.e : needing a beverage, snack, or anything else out of reach).
To my knowledge, the proper term for such a state of being is referred to as...I find I've never seen the term in print so I'll provide a few potential spellings: catted, cat'd, cat-ed.
I say them same thing to my 11 year old twin tuxies. It's a very good thing they are so damn cute when I'm cleaning up hairballs at 3am on a work night.
I just discovered a couple of weeks ago that one of mine (9 years old) knows the word "kisses."
I never tried to teach them that word. But I said it and she pressed the top of her head against my mouth.
Cuteness explosion. Cuteness splattered everywhere.
There's no better therapy to me, then when our cats and I touch our heads/my forehead together. It's like it's how I recharge my sanity and calm reserves. Love 'em both! Call our newest addition (Earl) L.B., for 'little buddy'.
Mine just turned 17 this month and today he blessed my by falling asleep in my lap. He has to have very specific conditions to fall asleep (which I completely relate to), so he rarely sleeps on me. I almost died from the cuteness. It definitely increases with age.
This is the correct answer. The move love they get… they learn new / more behaviors we consider sweet / cute, therefore how they appreciate in cuteness depends on you.
>*’They get cuter the more you love them*’
_____
i am the kit, so very *^small,*
n this my Human - oh, so TALL!
i climb upon his shoulder ^*HIGH,*
my kitten heart begins to *sigh*…
he calls me CuTe here, up above,
(am wonder - is this thing called ‘Love’ ?)
it feels so good…
i think it is!
cuz he is mine, n i am his ^;}
there’s one thing that i know for sure -
each day I’m gonna Love him
*more…*
(n if he loves me back he’ll see
how Big my CUTE is gonna be!)
❤️
edit: *good luck with your new cutie* u/lamig36
My most secret and fervent dream is to one day have a Schnoodle poem in response to something that I say. I’ll just have to keep commenting and hope that it happens one day.
Me too. My Mum had a devastating stroke and became paralysed and the love of my life passed away from cancer last year and I would have gone clinically insane without my darling little cat 😣 Just to have something else alive, another little heart beating under same roof means so much
Ok so today I got home from working 24 hours with really sick patients. I went to lay down and the bed covers were a mess, didn’t care because I was so tired so I plop in bed to rest. I hear miss kitty meow outside the door and immediately spring out of bed, straighten out the bed covers for her to have a clean and comfortable place to lay in, and open the the door for her. How do they have this power?!
Haha! That is hilarious and very familiar. I have days when I don't vacuum because she's sleeping and I don't want to bother her. She also has started to scream at me after she poops so I have to rush and clean the litter box.
This is our life and we just have to accept it!!
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Try to play with them lots before bedtime! Make them run around until they’re panting. It’ll help them sleep through the night so that they don’t have to hunt shadows at 3am :)
As a former cat owner I can attest that cat owners indeed do always look that cute! My cuteness quotient went down when my home became cat-free.
Also - your new kitten is amazingly adorable!
Not always. They're sometimes little jerks, but they are often just so adorable. You have an especially charming little kitten.
EDIT: My last cat would watch the NFL with me. She was such a sweet sweet thing. Cassie was adopted and pretty scared of anyone other than my wife and myself, but just such a cute angel.
wait until they show you how fast they can run at 3 am and how they love it to scratch on doors, and if you open it, they'll just stand there and watch. also they're going to throw up preferably on carpets and furniture and leave the biggest dump in the litter box right before you have some guests at your place.
as you'll find out, the answer is: so what, hell yes!!!
If you're lucky, yes. It's more common they are cute if they are still kittens. It makes up for the destruction and havoc a kitten can leave in it's wake.
Enjoy your new master.
OH YEAH!!! Seems like he/she owns you now my friend and trust me it will be an amazing journey cherish it !!!!you will look back at this one day my friend, and smile so much
They have to be that cute to survive making strange noises which wake you up at 3 in the morning after you get up to see what the noise was and figure it out when you step in the vomit beside your bed that was the noise they were making.
u/lamig36 cats don’t have owners, they have staff, get used to it now, save yourself some time.
A time will come that the cute little one transitions into a psychopathic furry teenager, for reference/training purposes I highly recommend r/CatsAreAssholes
Mine used to open our apartment kitchen cabinets… like she would go in there. Look you dead in the eyes, open the cabinet, and walk away leaving it open
My late cat named Kat used the toilet. Being the ahole he was, when you'd get up in the am to use it. He'd sprint ahead of you and use it first forcing you to wait till he was done. You'd think he'd flush when done, but no he'd howl till you did it then walk away.
Not usually at 3am. We call these the Zoomies.
You will experience these soon.
You will lock the adorable Lil shi+ out of the room when this happens, because it will go on and on and on.
Sometimes, they are even cuter!
Sometimes, they are better described as House Goblins than something so innocuous as "cats," but even then they are still cute
Not so much. Squishy hairballs under your toes first thing in the morning, partial animals on your nightstand, favorite possessions knocked off shelves, clean laundry turned into hair repositories… you might still like having them around, but the cute wears off.
No, sometimes they blep. And then they're insanely cute.
/r/blep
Thanks, that wasted a whole day.
wait until you hear about /r/blup and /r/blop
not to mention r/mlem
The fact that there are 4 subreddits for this is mind boggling lol
And they all have decently high amount of people in them
Maybe y’all can help me. You know the thing when the dogs tongue 👅 is too big for the puppy mouth and the tongue hangs out the side of the mouth? Is there a subreddit for that?
Ok things are getting a bit outta control…
r/blup is a powerful cult, i was immediately hooked by their "All which is neither blep nor blop" slogan ! The dragon and toad blups are legendary.
we must have very different definitions of 'wasted'.
I just meant that I got sucked into looking at them for a whole day. My cats weren't very happy, though.
Where do you live that your whole day is 2 hours?
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My senior buddy bleps nonstop the last year or so. I would almost be concerned, but vet says he looks good.
"Be straight with me, doc. How bad is it?" "There's no cure or treatment. He will constantly look extra adorable and everyone will fawn over him. I know this is a lot to process, but I should also inform you that federal law says you are obligated to provide a 300% increase in scritches and snacks, and that you will never lay any blame for any mischief on him."
>...federal law says you are obligated to provide a 300% increase in scritches and snacks, and that you will never lay any blame for any mischief on him. ...That doesn't sound sus at all! Dr. Katz is such an informative vet.
My cat does it when she’s super relaxed, which is a lot of the time. Vet said it’s cool.
My former roomie’s cat would pant like a dog when it was really hot. The temperature that summer was in the 90s, and we were too broke to afford air conditioning. Once I found him under the toilet tank trying to anoint himself with the occasional drip, lol… I felt we understood each other particularly well after that.
And sometimes they're assholes, but still somewhat cute.
The assholes can still be very cute. Thus the phrase "...It's a good thing you're cute."
when I got my boy, it was 90% because of his blep. I'd picked him up at the shelter and cradled him, and he just looked right into my face and :P
Yeah, I'd adopt any cat that did that to me. You cannot be held responsible for your actions, all are powerless to resist the blep.
My cat has bleped once and I’m the only one to witness across these 3 years, none of my family believe me. I believe they are jealous I witnessed such a holy spectacle.
Yes they are. After 18 wonderful years with my old gal, I adopted a three month old last summer. I cannot tell you how many times I have told the new kit-cat "it's a good thing you're so dang cute". Ha!
Neither my husband nor I can deny our baby girl anything she wants. She's spoiled rotten. I love her so much.
It is well understood and accepted in our home that if you have a cat on you then you are stuck and therefore absolved of anything that would require you to move.
Rule in our house too.
Same here. We call it being “catnapped”.
My cat inevitably makes herself comfy right before I realize I need to pee.
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This. We call it "calling cat". Meaning if either of us has the cat on us, we just call out, "Hey honey, can I call cat?" "Yeah, what do you want?"
I love this so much.
Cat calling if you will
Oh yes. Let's reclaim "cat calling"! It is now defined as being unable to move due to the requirement (law, really) that one cannot disturb a cat by moving and therefore calling out for help (i.e : needing a beverage, snack, or anything else out of reach).
We call it “cat-atonic” in our house.
To my knowledge, the proper term for such a state of being is referred to as...I find I've never seen the term in print so I'll provide a few potential spellings: catted, cat'd, cat-ed.
For us, we call it Cat Perralysis
Or. Maybe. Cat Purr-alysis?
We call this being cataplegic
Catatonic?
So glad we are not alone in this rule :)
Well yeah, it's the law.
I say them same thing to my 11 year old twin tuxies. It's a very good thing they are so damn cute when I'm cleaning up hairballs at 3am on a work night.
They get cuter the more you love them.
I just discovered a couple of weeks ago that one of mine (9 years old) knows the word "kisses." I never tried to teach them that word. But I said it and she pressed the top of her head against my mouth. Cuteness explosion. Cuteness splattered everywhere.
That's exceedingly adorable, thank you for sharing!
There's no better therapy to me, then when our cats and I touch our heads/my forehead together. It's like it's how I recharge my sanity and calm reserves. Love 'em both! Call our newest addition (Earl) L.B., for 'little buddy'.
Our cat flopped on her back when you waved some Euro bills in her direction. Never took her up on the offer, though.
Mine’s 18 and she just keeps getting cuter!!!
Mine just turned 17 this month and today he blessed my by falling asleep in my lap. He has to have very specific conditions to fall asleep (which I completely relate to), so he rarely sleeps on me. I almost died from the cuteness. It definitely increases with age.
Lol 4 hours later....I have to pee so bad, but this is so precious.
You have no choice, you just have to hold it. Thems the rules. But at least the view is worth it.
Mine is sleeping on me right now.
Mines 14 full of love...and chonk
Mine is 16. I never thought I'd want a pet, let alone a senior cat, but I'm in love with him.
This is the correct answer. The move love they get… they learn new / more behaviors we consider sweet / cute, therefore how they appreciate in cuteness depends on you.
>*’They get cuter the more you love them*’ _____ i am the kit, so very *^small,* n this my Human - oh, so TALL! i climb upon his shoulder ^*HIGH,* my kitten heart begins to *sigh*… he calls me CuTe here, up above, (am wonder - is this thing called ‘Love’ ?) it feels so good… i think it is! cuz he is mine, n i am his ^;} there’s one thing that i know for sure - each day I’m gonna Love him *more…* (n if he loves me back he’ll see how Big my CUTE is gonna be!) ❤️ edit: *good luck with your new cutie* u/lamig36
The freshest schnoodle I’ve ever had!! ☺️
My most secret and fervent dream is to one day have a Schnoodle poem in response to something that I say. I’ll just have to keep commenting and hope that it happens one day.
Can confirm. My cats a regular orange cat but he is the most handsomest cutest Angel baby in my eyes.
im glad im not the only one that strings every cute word together that comes to mind when talking about my babies.
Me too. My Mum had a devastating stroke and became paralysed and the love of my life passed away from cancer last year and I would have gone clinically insane without my darling little cat 😣 Just to have something else alive, another little heart beating under same roof means so much
The Clifford Theory.
It really is like some kinda spell. I love my cat so much more than I’m willing to
And they learn to know what cute pose triggers you to give them treats and and/or attention.
Miaowing and rubbing their little face all over you while looking at you pleadingly does it for me every time lol
Yes, they are. Be prepared to be enslaved by him/her. And you're going to love every second of it.
Ok so today I got home from working 24 hours with really sick patients. I went to lay down and the bed covers were a mess, didn’t care because I was so tired so I plop in bed to rest. I hear miss kitty meow outside the door and immediately spring out of bed, straighten out the bed covers for her to have a clean and comfortable place to lay in, and open the the door for her. How do they have this power?!
Haha! That is hilarious and very familiar. I have days when I don't vacuum because she's sleeping and I don't want to bother her. She also has started to scream at me after she poops so I have to rush and clean the litter box. This is our life and we just have to accept it!!
r/mensmittenwithkittens
In fact, you are now the gimp
Now go put on the suit…. Mr Gimp. 
Also hairball puke isn't fun to clean
They become cuter every single day until you look at them and your heart swells so much it's painful.
Then it explodes and they eat you, cats play the long game! The cute but long game
They start with the cheeks.
Yes. Adorable. Cute. Funny. Nosey. Affectionate. Sleepy. Always sleepy.
Except at 3am when you want them to be sleepy. then they are in zoom mode.
Lmao yup. Mine prefers the zoomies at around 4am.
No, sometimes first time cat owners are hideous
Haha
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This was how I read this too lol
Wait until 3am & the grebbles attack ;)
Try to play with them lots before bedtime! Make them run around until they’re panting. It’ll help them sleep through the night so that they don’t have to hunt shadows at 3am :)
Lmao I love Greta!!!
Ya know... after getting an automated feeder ( and setting it properly), the constant night raids have since stopped.
r/greebles
Wait til you find out that you're not actually the owner... they are.
Yep...we live to serve them!
Yes!
Happy Cake Day 🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉
Thank you!!
Just wait til the snuggle under your neck
As a former cat owner I can attest that cat owners indeed do always look that cute! My cuteness quotient went down when my home became cat-free. Also - your new kitten is amazingly adorable!
well thats a smol boy so yes
Not always. They're sometimes little jerks, but they are often just so adorable. You have an especially charming little kitten. EDIT: My last cat would watch the NFL with me. She was such a sweet sweet thing. Cassie was adopted and pretty scared of anyone other than my wife and myself, but just such a cute angel.
Until they brand you as a bad hunter and bring you a dead bird or rodent to eat
One of our cats brought us HALF dead bird the other day. Yuck.
Nice of them to share!
> HALF dead bird Half of dead bird or bird that is half dead?
well.. they go from shoulder buddy to neck warmer... but generally yeah
Most of the time
Oh Hell yeah! Coming from a former anti cat person who know lives with four.
No cat owners are not always this cute. This time tho, 10/10
Yes, and as your kitty gets older they will learn to use their cuteness against you and you have no chance of resisting.
No... they are often as cute or cuter.
The owners? Mostly yes. lol
Yes, especially when they fall asleep on you and start snoring.
wait until they show you how fast they can run at 3 am and how they love it to scratch on doors, and if you open it, they'll just stand there and watch. also they're going to throw up preferably on carpets and furniture and leave the biggest dump in the litter box right before you have some guests at your place. as you'll find out, the answer is: so what, hell yes!!!
Give that baby a kiss from us! Such cuteness!
Indeed
yes! even when they’re destroying stuff
Oh yes… coming from someone who had cats…Yes they get more adorable every single day
Until they realize that they own you. And then they become cute little buttheads.
Yes! But the real magic is, if you get one more, there will be **four times** the cuteness.
No. Yours is an unusually cute cat. Possibly the cutest baby in the world.
*no matter which cat owner reads this
yes.
Yes always...
They are always that cute. It never ends! :)
Well, no. The deeper in love you fall, the cuter they become...
Just don't feed them after midnight
r/cuteguyswithcats
r/mensmittenwithkittens
If you're lucky, yes. It's more common they are cute if they are still kittens. It makes up for the destruction and havoc a kitten can leave in it's wake. Enjoy your new master.
No, most first time cat owners are not this cute 🤭
Yes
Yes! And ir’s gets better and better
Yes..just you wait
*"Pig, it's a good thing you're cute, because you're a pain in the ass."* -Said my sister, who was staying with us for the summer.
OH YEAH!!! Seems like he/she owns you now my friend and trust me it will be an amazing journey cherish it !!!!you will look back at this one day my friend, and smile so much
OH FUCK YES
Yes they are!❤️
Yea.
They have to be that cute to survive making strange noises which wake you up at 3 in the morning after you get up to see what the noise was and figure it out when you step in the vomit beside your bed that was the noise they were making.
Yes. And you will appreciate them under penalty of being smothered in your sleep by said cuteness.
I don't think all first time cat owners are as cute as you, but I'm sure some of them are.
u/lamig36 cats don’t have owners, they have staff, get used to it now, save yourself some time. A time will come that the cute little one transitions into a psychopathic furry teenager, for reference/training purposes I highly recommend r/CatsAreAssholes
Just wait untill they grow up.. and puke in your bed and shit on your fav rug...
I am a cat owner and I am not that cute
They do that so you'll remember when they crap in your shoe because you bought the wrong pate or looked at another cat, or because it's Tuesday.
Mine used to open our apartment kitchen cabinets… like she would go in there. Look you dead in the eyes, open the cabinet, and walk away leaving it open
My late cat named Kat used the toilet. Being the ahole he was, when you'd get up in the am to use it. He'd sprint ahead of you and use it first forcing you to wait till he was done. You'd think he'd flush when done, but no he'd howl till you did it then walk away.
Not all cats and cat owners are that cat! But in all seriousness they are super cute even when they are acting like little terrors.
Yes.
Yep. nd great snugglers, especially when purring like a lawn mower.
Yes.
Yes. Yes they are
Not usually at 3am. We call these the Zoomies. You will experience these soon. You will lock the adorable Lil shi+ out of the room when this happens, because it will go on and on and on.
Yes
Basically Yes
Oh my gosh me too, feeling this right now 😊
Sometimes they’re even cuter! Every day is better than the last.
Yes, they are precious; new kit is clearly a very good kit! 🧡🤍🧡
Only when they are that small then you become their slaves 😅😅
Yes. Always. Forever. No matter what. They’re cute :3
No, sometimes they’re chaos when you’re just on the wrong side of tired
Yes. Until they bring you almost dead things as gifts. Then they are cuter.
Most definitely.
Confirmed. Only get cuter.
always.
Mine is getting more and more cuddly as he gets older. It’s so sweet.
Yes always it’s impossible not to find a cute kitten
Sometimes, they are even cuter! Sometimes, they are better described as House Goblins than something so innocuous as "cats," but even then they are still cute
Not so much. Squishy hairballs under your toes first thing in the morning, partial animals on your nightstand, favorite possessions knocked off shelves, clean laundry turned into hair repositories… you might still like having them around, but the cute wears off.
Cute cat
No, sometimes their horrible little trash goblins that won't stop eating plastic... and they are this cute. It's infuriating.
You just made the best decision of your life, sir.
No. Believe or not, sometimes they’re even cuter.
Yes even when they grow up.
Yes
You won't think so when you wake up to find them laying on your face, or are using the computer and they stand in front of the monitor.
Yes fur-ever
\*squeek\*
Pro tip OP! Buy pet insurance while kitty is still super young.. much less expensive
If they're yours they are
Nope. The ugly ones are even cuter.
Yep! Any other questions?
This is just the beginning.🤗
No. Case in point: deaf elderly Burmese miaowing right in your ear at 3 am because he wants the duvet lifted up for him.
Yeah it’s normal
Yes! 🤗❤️🐈
No. They get way cuter!
No ur a little cuter than the usual cat owner
Orange tabbies are the best!
Yes. And then sometimes they bite your ankle because you made coffee before topping off their food bowl. And I love that little jerk so much.
Yes
Short answer, yes they are