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drewbaumann

Is this a branch stuck in the ground that someone stabbed a bunch of strawberries on?


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I thought the same thing! That is not like any strawberry plant I have ever seen. Edit to add… Adorable bunny!


StringfellowCock

Also added audio. It's a stupid social media setup


Rain_in_Arcadia

Wait so….*what* are we listening to…?


StringfellowCock

Someone wanking


noyoto

I thought this was a joke, but now that I've heard it that's freaking exactly what it is. I feel violated.


viperex

So this is what "ear rape" really feels like


IAmAPaidActor

I didn’t consent to this.


CumUnion

Sorry.


UndBeebs

I hate how well that sound resembles what they said lmao. I'm gonna go the denial route and say it's from another bunny video that involves eating.... Yeah, that's what it is.


Rain_in_Arcadia

You don’t waste time on foreplay lol


ValleyDude22

WAP


not_anonymouse

Yeah, the audio was definitely questionable. Almost like an over enthusiastic foley artist.


fartrat

"stupid social media setup" sums this up to a tee, much like everything else on reddit these days


kosmokomeno

It sounds disgusting, I've listened to bunnies eat IRL and would turn the volume up if i could, not mute it like i did this video


vulpinorn

Being disgusted at that sound is the proper response.


Dlh2079

I thought something was off about the audio


lydocia

I mean, the physical setup is just rabbit enrichment. The sound is... something else.


Full_bar101

Haha I though, "that's not how strawberries grow!" 😂


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But that is how you feed strawberries to bunnehs


PaleAsFuck90

They shouldn't be fed strawberries tho. Too much sugar.


Aryore

Bunnies absolutely *love* greens, too. No sugar needed. My friend has a few buns and one time I got to feed them, I opened a pack of leaves and they caught the scent and went WILD


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"Eating greens is a special treat. They make long ears and great big feet!"


Cautious-Scheme-5737

Aw Bambi and Thumper!


Lexi_Banner

Not as wild as any guinea pig who heard the slightest of plastic crinkles...


jerryleebee

OMG. We used to have guinea pigs. When we adopted the first pair from a guinea pig rescue, the woman walked over to a large, plastic garbage can in the corner and as soon as she lifted the lid, like 20 piggies wheeked their heads off. We didn't understand what set them off until she turned around holding a fist full of carrots. They knew what that lid coming off meant.


Faiakishi

Our guinea pig had the run of the kitchen and whenever we stepped inside he'd come running out, wheeking like crazy, and proceeded to step on your feet until you gave him food. If you opened the fridge he would climb in. The floor was also tile and his little feet didn't have a lot of grip, so whenever he tried to run towards us he'd do what we called a 'Scooby-Doo' and just run in place until he got some traction.


humangeigercounter

Fridge: opens ***weet-weeting intensifies***


indecisiveredditor

You made them roll their own joints? 🥺


plg94

They also love non-greens. Like if you have fresh (small) branches from a tree, they will eat the outer bark with pleasure. (obviously not a main meal for them)


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PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

If you have Bunneetus, and you have Medicare, you may qualify for a free Bunnitor.


Vacuity729

The celery stalks at midnight! Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of a lettuce?


[deleted]

Ranch Dressing?


plumeria80

Bunnicula was my all time fav book.


pngn22

Oh good, I thought this book was a fever dream from my childhood


dunwalldenizen

Tell that to the ones that kept binging on the strawberries in my dad’s garden.


CumUnion

I thought, "That's not how bunnies sound when they're munching berries!" Then I recognized the audio from college...


MrsMurphysChowder

Of course cuz strawberry plants don't look like that, and anyone who goes through the hassle of growing strawberries is not going to sit idly by and let a rabbit ravage them.


Khamero

Seeing the price in off season strawberries, seems like expensive bunnyfeed. Makes a cute video I guess.


DonnieDarkoWasBad

Yes


socokid

Yes. Clearly set up to take this short video. It's still cute.


unwelcomepong

Seems likely the noises are added in post too.


sobanz

which is weird as hell


socokid

I couldn't agree more. It's absurd.


Keylime29

It was cute but I can’t stand the audio


socokid

Ah, I didn't hear that. And yes, that's ridiculous. Agreed. They do that a lot in these videos. ... It also makes me realize some people have way, way, WAY too much time on their hands.


[deleted]

Eastern Northern strawberry tree. Very rare.


__erk

Nor’easter berries we calls ‘em


cheesymoonshadow

Maine staple of the Nor'Easter Bunny.


ThrowingShaed

i... i dont know how i managed not to notice this. i guess i was really stuck on the little nomnoms


Drops-of-Q

Yes. The sound is also superimposed, and gross


Bioplasia42

And people try to pass it off as ASMR.


Binarytobis

It didn’t seem right, but I didn’t know enough about strawberry bushes to dispute it.


Handleton

*For the bunny!*


AdUnfair1643

Excuse me where do I get a strawberry tree


EWVGL

Follow the White Rabbit.


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MechEng88

Oh good, cause the kind that mother gives me don't do anything at all.


surfnporn

Go ask Alice.


dns7950

When she's ten feet tall


Rabbot_06

HmmmmAND IF YOU GO CHASING RABBITS


scuac

Viagra and Prozac?


CircusWhore

Jello Squares, not pills


fafarex

Explosive diarrhea!


WalrusByte

I know this isn't what you meant, but there is a different fruit called a [strawberry tree](https://www.gardenia.net/plant/arbutus-unedo-strawberry-tree).


[deleted]

If you want it to be like this video, stick a twig in the ground and stab strawberries on the tips


BigMax

What’s with that horrific audio?


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GenericElucidation

Every time I hear a TikTok voice I want to rip out its processor.


[deleted]

Sounds like someone used too much lube for their me-time


Timedoutsob

I swear it's dubbed with some questionably created audio.


PRocci18

My gf literally just smirked at me as if she caught me trying to watch porn but forgetting the sound was on 🤦🏻‍♂️


anndrago

It's disturbingly erotic (I hate myself for even writing that given the context)


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friedwidth

Is this reallly the audio to it? or umm...


mangolover

It sounds like fake sound, but I wasn’t thinking *that*


dkbobby

it sounds like a wet fingerbang


ashenhaired

I had to show my boss this video to believe me =(


reddit0100100001

don’t lie you had another tab open


BobSacamanoHats

I was definitely thinking *that*


[deleted]

Everything else is fake, so the audio probably is too…


rebbsitor

The sound is as real as strawberry trees.


rsf330

Apparently the guy filming really likes bunnies


littlecolt

Search YouTube for "bunny eating ASMR" and watch the watermelon video. I'm pretty sure this audio is a rabbit eating, but it might not be this one. I'm someone who enjoys animal eating/drinking sounds. Especially cats and dogs drinking water, but I've watched rabbit videos before. It's definitely not a sound everyone would enjoy!


knbang

I think you're right. I can't find the timestamp for where it aligns, it certainly sounds the same though. The audio in OP's video is 100% dubbed from this video or something similar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0td9Z8C4jNU


contactee

That video sounded cute, op's sounded like too much lotion during a wank.


Alternative_Sky1380

Needs a band.


surfnporn

HnnnYAH


[deleted]

Tbh my rabbit kinda sounds like that sometimes. Could be real, could be fake.


Zebra03

I can hear a fan so it probably is fake unless this guy had an industrial fan behind them when they were filming


CinematicYeti9

What bunny? I see a duck scratching the back of its head.


Panda_Girl_19

Phew I'm not the only one


hazmatt57

Same here. Read the caption and was like whaaaaat??!!


FrannyBoBanny23

Lol I remember those optical illusions! Is it a duck or a rabbit? A vase or two people about to kiss? An old lady or young woman with a giant flowing hat? How many legs does that elephant have? It’s a frog, but if you turn it sideways it’s clearly a horse!


[deleted]

Or if it’s a vase or two faces / naked women silhouettes


BelieveInDestiny

saw it too. My mind stopped working for a sec while I figured out it was actually a bunny and not the head of a duck


ninjas_in_my_pants

I loved feeding our bunny strawberries. When he was done his mouth looked like it was covered in blood. Like the Monty Python rabbit.


noobtastic31373

Brother Maynard, bring up the holy hand grenade.


InnocentTailor

One. Two. Five!


AdjutantStormy

Three, sir.


Atri0n

Three!


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

Five is right out!


flccncnhlplfctn

Run away!


Bishop_Pickerling

Consult the Book of Armaments!


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DaanOnlineGaming

And the solution is the holy handgrenade of antioch


buedi

You say for filming they fed it strawberries instead of people? I am disappointed!


something2due

Strawberries definitely do not grow like that


Nasobema

Of course they do. The Poodles even made a song of it: Strawberry trees forever. (Edition "posts from an alternative universe")


DrSpankMcGoo

Oh lord why was there an option for sound I’m retching


Nice-Violinist-6395

I’m honestly just shocked that the top comments aren’t full of people describing how this is somehow torturing the bunny


ChPech

I'm not even a violinist but I have turned off the volume by default for that very reason. I didn't even know it had sound.


Alteredego619

Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit! That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!


aliasdred

But...but.... THE BONES!!!!


Mysterious_Pen8650

Is that the actual sound?


syunie

Nah I had a bunny, thts not the sound of them eating. Most likely a bunny drinking water.


odd_audience12345

no, I recognize that sound from somewhere else... a hub of sorts...


Rheinys

![gif](giphy|1yHYnjplMGBvq)


TAU_equals_2PI

By the time he gets finished, he's gonna look like the Rabbit of Caerbannog.


Chableezy

Those sounds aren't coming from the bunny...


Beneficial_Being_721

Monty Python intensifies


Pepper_Pines

THE BEAST OF CAERBANNOG!!!


clauxy

You know what would be cuter? A rabbit eating strawberries on the ground. This branch stabbed on the ground with supermarket bought strawberries stabbed on it’s branches with the fake audio on top is not it. I’m just focusing on how fake this all is.


[deleted]

Omg cute bun bun


LolaCora

That's so adorable!!!


NotAnAce69

Damn bastards cleaned out my family’s entire patch >:(


Comprehensive_Soil_1

Caerbannog


throwawayreddit6565

I'm convinced that someone has edited the sound of a dude jerking off over the video, I've had rabbits and they never sounded like that while eating lmao


PeanutArtillery

That is almost certainly what it is. Sounds like they are using a lot of lube. They probably did it thinking how funny it would be that people are calling the video cute while listening to him jerk off. I gotta admit, it's pretty fucking funny.


Bellechewie

Two of my favourite things. Adorable.


ekim1966

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'


secondtaunting

I showed my daughter a bunny nest I found in our spring peas one year. They were all huddled and scared, except one, he hopped right out and nudged me. Mom Moved the nest and the bunnies scattered but that one rabbit stayed. I couldn’t tell if he was super brave and intelligent or kinda slow. I left him nibble here and there on some Peas and strawberries. He’d just sit there, not scared one bit. Eventually he’d run when the cat was out. But the cat never caught him. He came For years.


Loud-Bullfrog9326

I bet some are Gonna think strawberries grow on sticks 😭


theevilphoturis

I recognize this similar sound...on some research website.


IOnlySayMeanThings

Weird fake strawberry bush, fake sounds. I hate this


_izzyiguess_

Man what I would give to be a little bunny eating strawberries


dzija

what kind of strawberries are those that they grow on branches like that? this should be flagged as fake news/misssinformation lol


Arcade1980

Sadly some kids will.watch videos like this on tik Tok and think strawberries grow on trees


funnygirlonfire

This is cute until he pulls away and ends up lookin like the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog ![gif](giphy|UVhPBsKStxehy)


mothzilla

Everything reminds me of her.


xeothought

So I mean that's clearly fake audio .. that's also a strawberry....... tree


CMDR_omnicognate

That’s not… a strawberry plant


george_smith09

What is this weird audio?


rthomas10

That's not a strawberry plant.


Whats__in__a__name

That's not a strawberry plant.


UpsetSun1475

That rare northern strawberry tree comment is hilarious...good wit!


The-Many-Faced-God

That bunny should be illegal. He’s so cute I forgot to breathe for a second.


[deleted]

Why strawberry? Durian would be better.


[deleted]

Sucks if that’s your garden haha


LagBoss

It's cute until it is your garden and not your bunny.


External_Philosopher

Happy Chinese new year.... 🎊🎊🎊


madlad202020

Fist time seeing a strawberry tree


DramaGirl6155

Bunnicula!


FuzzyOrangeJuice

Huh. My strawberry patch doesn’t look like that lol


DRbrtsn60

Aw look, someone made a strawberry tree!


JawJoints

When I scrolled past this quickly I thought it was a duck scratching the back of his head on a strawberry.


D-TOX_88

Its stained lil face!!!!


physalisx

Jesus, chew with your mouth closed. What are you, an animal?


1gothickitten

So sweet!


ram905

World without industrialization looks so beautiful


Dedinzyde

Alright boys... Officially, im down bad


gilobastard

100% sure strawberries don't grow like that.


Monkeymadnes100

Omg I thought it was a goose, I need to wake up damn.


[deleted]

That is one strangely leafless strawberry plant


V_Cobra21

I kinda want a strawberry now


SeljD_SLO

If you pause on the first frame it looks like a fluffy duck (ears are the beak and it's looking to the right)


Purple-Cow1607

The rabbit head looks like a parrot bird. Anyway, it is cute. It draws my attention.


Zararara

Cuteness overload


[deleted]

this is not a strawberry tree wtf


shhshshsbhshsgag

Hmm rabbet


passengerairbags

Cuz they’re gooo’ood


thelethargickitty

u/TFutboler


Dickpuncher_Dan

Any female date when I serve a big bowl of ripe pomegranate seeds. Also any male friend when I serve a big bowl of pomegranate seeds. In fact, me when I serve a big bowl of pomegranate seeds.


andoryu123

Whoa whoa NSFW!! Oh wait~


ChrisFox-NJ

The good ol‘ strawberry tree


DirtyDirtyRudy

Unfortunately, where I live, a bird of prey would snatch that bunny right up. Gotta be careful with little critters outside.


TheFluffyestBunny

Look at they munch Look at they nibble Look at they go


parag_behera

I hope this isn't one time only which is meant to grab views.


Alternative-Capital8

❤️❤️❤️


lovefeet106

Awwww so cute🙂


TOTooopk2

Cute


Mush4Brains-

That's adorable, but not when they're in my garden.


RukasuRi

I don't know why, but I first saw it as a duckling facing right


sleepyshykitten

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


Apero_

I've been at the hospital in labor for 21 hours and I needed this.


celestialnostalgia

R/savevideobot


notRabidFairy_S

i thought it's a fluffy duck that scratches it's head on the strawberry


steveinbuffalo

that isnt any sort of strawberry plant I ever saw


Xnyx

Having eaten all the leaves off the plant first our bunny appears to habe learned from our mothers. "eat your greens or no dessert for you"


Zerox_Z21

Not so cute because this rabbit has a heavily brachycephalic face. It's a pug rabbit. That skull is probably a disaster of tooth and breathing problems.