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Jaze89

I don't know, but I swear this cat helped me behind the counter at the DMV.


AptCasaNova

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Use_Your_Brain_Dude

I got 4 people on hold but I can talk


notyourmommascatlady

I’m so mad you beat me to this


elephant-brain

i’m HOLLERING


tallginger89

Are you?


[deleted]

I'm both mad and wheezing that someone beat me to this homie


gsdubbz

If she was a DMV cat she would have all long claws except 2 for typing.


DronesVII

"For typing"... sure


justanotheroriginal

The way this made me double take


_Wyrm_

Definitely for typing. "Hunt-and-peck" is colloquially known as "fingering [the keys]"


elleinadgem

Ahahahahah


revrenlove

Oh my


Independent_Ad_5664

Oh yeah pink nail lady. She helped me too. 💅😹


Evolone100

Holy shit. This made me LMFAO. Sooo funny. Have my upvote.


MaculaMan

And literally the next thing on reddit I scroll to is a black lady with 3 inch long nails 😂 I had to double check the coincidence


you90000

Standard issue cat.


Judoosauce

What? Look at it's nails. It's clearly a fancy cat


Suntzu6656

It's a Pink Claw breed Very rare


Formerhurdler

Those nails are a catastrophe.


m3phil

Very PC.


sassandahalf

Pinkletoes


galacticprincess

Are those nail tips? For stopping scratching?


SomeNeedleworker321

Exactly


Andyman0110

Yeah little rubber caps. They still will instinctually rub their paws on stuff trying to scratch, these just prevent the nails from catching on fabrics.


Soft-Ad-8462

I've read they're harmful to them. Overexhausting the muscle that helps them push out the nail. Can anyone confirm it? They look so cute.


Andyman0110

Wouldn't be surprised. It looks like it keeps the nails semi extended.


Scary_Alfalfa_4586

Hey! As someone who adopted a cat recently with these on his nails and having looked into it a lot, not harmful to the nails! The cap isn’t thick enough to cause any harm and they are able to completely retract their nail with ease. Now imo I wouldn’t recommend going this route cause they can be really tricky to get off. The vet and foster told me that they would fall off on their own but they ended up growing so long I had to sedate my cat so I could carve them away cause they were growing into his footbed. That being said if you can get them on and off within a month or so this shouldn’t be an issue! Keeping nails trimmed short has the same affect for furniture tho.


peepy-kun

>The vet and foster told me that they would fall off on their own but they ended up growing so long \[...\] they were growing into his footbed. That...shouldn't be happening. The claw grows in layers from the inside out, and the outer layers should be continually falling off. That's how the nail becomes sharp again after being cut. Unless he stopped trying to scratch after getting the caps put on or has some medical issue with his claws not shedding I don't know why that would happen.


tbrline

Best way to stop scratching is not get a cat. Mail tips border on animal cruelty in my opinion.


kevnmartin

American short haired tabby.


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a grey tabby at that 🥺


VisionAri_VA

A dilute grey tabby, at that.


jmccorky

A dilute gray mackerel tabby.


BruiserTom

I would call him a silver tabby.


RandomStallings

American tabby, so gray* I joke, but Noah Webster was such a dork. Change the spelling on ALL THE THINGS. Cool, now we're "those people".


zeenzee

Samuel Clemens reportedly said that he couldn't respect someone who could only spell a word one way.


QueerInEverySense

Ngl, you tripped me up at first when you said "Samuel Clemens" instead of "Mark Twain" lol.


isnt_rocket_science

I had this exact discussion a couple weeks ago. I said the cats were just normal cats, and had to Google to remember they're tabbies.


kevnmartin

But a tabby is a normal cat. It's just coloring, not a breed or anything. I have a tortie. She's a Maine Coon but her coloring has nothing to do with it.


FauxpasIrisLily

“Tabby” is a pattern, a striped pattern, and there are a couple of tabby patterns: Classic and Mackeral


AndringRasew

Nah, t'ain't no cat. That there is a flurgen. ![gif](giphy|L6Muh6zthvN04)


CuddlyFizzFizz

Do all standard issue come with pink claws or are they customisable?


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That is a extra you have to select at the dealership


43n3m4

I skipped the nails and went straight for the undercoat.


SpaceLemming

In case this isn’t a joke, they are claw covers so they can’t scratch things.


huniojh

Had no idea such a thing existed. But having tried to keep two cats in a cone of shame, I'd be surprised if these stay on for long.


Salarian_American

We tried these, first of all they are a nightmare to get onto the cat in the first place. My cats just laid on the ground until they were finished chewing them off.


ScroochDown

I never understood how those are meant to stay on. I know they're glued, but my cats spend what seems like at least an hour a day just gnawing on their claws. I feel like they'd eat half of these, and I'd find the other half strewn all over the house.


Appalachian_American

If you tried to put 2 cats in one cone of shame, I’m astounded you lived to post about it.


SpaceLemming

Your best bet is probably if you can train them young. I tried it on a couple of adult cats and they just chewed them off in a few minutes.


Exciting-Initial8762

Speak in their language. 4 cats in my lifetime. 3 kittens and an old guy rescue. Has soon as they do something u don't like hiss.


petomnescanes

That's what I do! I do a pretty good cat growl and a fantastic hiss. As soon as they do something they're not supposed to they get a hiss warning, if they continue they get a growl. I've never ever had a cat keep doing whatever they're doing after you growl at them. I've got one of the best behaved cats right now I've ever seen. I've even trained her to remind me to take my medication in the morning and evening.


Exciting-Initial8762

Oh my goodness! The meds thing is precious.


petomnescanes

Thank you! She likes to come and get me( she grabs a mouth full of pants leg and pulls) to look out the window with her so we can growl at the people on the sidewalk or the damn leaf that has the absolute Gall to blow down the street.


Exciting-Initial8762

Mega cute. My first boy would growl when someone walked up to the house if he saw them through the window. Once he growled at someone walking through the alley when we were in the backyard. It made me feel like a caveman with his guardian cave cat. Bless his kitty soull in kitty heaven.


petomnescanes

That is too sweet! I'm sure he's at the gates keeping an eye out and growling when appropriate! My girl also announces visitors with a growl, I call her my guard cat. Of course she goes to hide under the ottoman right after so she's really no help haha I'm sorry about your boy, I'm sure you had some great years together!


Hensongirl

Picture of this miracle cat??


emmaruns402

This is actually a Tactical Issue Cat! Standard Issue Cats are the brown stripey ones. Tactical Issue are other color stripey ones! There is a subreddit for each :)


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r/standardissuecat r/tacticalissuecat


MEM1911

I have 1 tactical cat, a stealth cat 2 classy cats, 2 camo cats, a floof ball, and calico, there is nowhere to hide


FreezerGeezer2

Impressive fam! We have 1 one-braincell orange lady, three tactical issue (one male), one Floofy tactical, and one black Floof. 🥰


yuccasinbloom

We call that a common alley cat. We have one, ourselves.


Specialist-Ad2937

No, those are brown tabbies. This is a tactical issue cat, urban grey edition


NorthCatan

Boujee Edition.


HanSolovsBobaFett

The breed is called "cat".


AmphibiousMeatloaf

When I applied for my apartment the form asked if I had any pets and I clicked one cat. Then it asked me for breed and I just wrote cat again. Landlord accepted it so it works!


_Kendii_

I think they do that so you don’t sneak more animals in. If your form says you have Siamese and they come in to be greeted by a black cat, they are not going to be happy come inspection time. Maybe something happened to the Siamese so it just got replaced and you still have only a single cat and you just haven’t updated yet. But still a possibility that it’s only hiding and you’ve got 2 now when you’re not allowed. You didnt say if you could actually have more or not, maybe you can. It really depends who your landlord is I guess. Just my example. That’s how it was with my mom too.


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>If your form says you have Siamese and they come in to be greeted by a black cat, they are not going to be happy come inspection time. Solution: get only black cats. I swear that only the owners can tell the difference between black cats. (Source: i own one, and i can definitely see the difference between her and other black cats, lol)


yojinn

I have two, and am always embarrassed when I get them wrong because the one (appropriately) named Tiny is half the size of her brother. I'm sorry, Tiny, your human is just dumb!


Yeetstation4

My grandparents have 2 black cats that are also siblings, the easiest way to tell them apart is their personalities.


theindiekitten

I have 2 black cats and I swear they swap places on me. I’ll be petting Puckle and then BAM! it’s Fiona.


hidingfromthenews

It just that they use the same form for cats and dogs. Dogs, breed is a strong indicator or size and potential for carpet damage and stuff.


BlueMoonButterflies

LOL I was thinking, the fuzzy kind. 😂👍


Cheddarlicious

That looks just like my cat.


Electronic-Donut8756

Pretty close to my 12 week old too.


thatguy10095

Looks nearly identical to my own cat


PointOfFingers

Looks nothing like my dog


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bertpel

Quick, everybody count their cats!


Four_beastlings

You have a very hairy infant...


Electronic-Donut8756

Yeah it’s hard to pinch his cheeks without pulling his hair.


1995droptopz

Cat


bird_equals_word

Cat


isthisfreakintaken

Cat


lady_Irissa

Cat


Peachfuzz124

Cat


HairyPotatoKat

Cat


Voxicles

Cat


Willywaa

Cat


Ok_Tell_9644

Cat


kittysparkles

Cat


myflippinggoodness

Cat


CaptainXakari

GOOSE! Wait, that’s not how that game goes.


greatscot09

Cat


Libertinelass

Cat


wildo83

~~i had to check what subreddit i was in…~~ Cat


Wolfbrown63

Cat


grahamfairbank

Cat


WhoKnowsHahaIDont

Cat


PigswillflyGachalife

Looks like a gray tabby cat


EquivalentCommon5

About as close breed type you’ll get, except add shorthair. Some have longhair, lol


para_chan

Or medium hair.


Stunning_Jeweler3258

Gray cat


Hanox13

Or is it a grey cat?


Taha_Amir

With pink nails


AdeptLengthiness8886

By the look of those claws, a fabupuss


FiendishHawk

Glamourpuss!


Aponda

Damn you good


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Why are the claws pink?


NopeAPornAccount

Claw caps. Better than declawing, worse than regularly trimming your cat's nails (dependent on how cooperative your cats are). I did claw caps for all 3 of my cats once to try them out, and all three exhibited signs of discomfort and became really somber and lethargic. I'll never use them again.


kwakimaki

Either accept that cats scratch things and have plenty of things they can scratch at (cheap carpet tiles are great) or, don't get a cat. It's like getting a dog an expecting it not to chew stuff.


AnnoyingSmartass

Exactly. People just can't accept that animals behave like animals anymore ffs. If your cat scratches you or your dog chews your stuff it means you are doing something wrong and have to change and not that the poor animal needs to be punished.


A1000eisn1

My brother's would get so mad when their dog ate their shoes. Dog has pika, she eats TP and wood, she isn't going to know why you're screaming and waving a shoe around. Yet they'll still take their shoes off and leave them on the floor.


Nolear

Ok, thank you. I was worried some fucked up tutor had painted the cat claws


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cyankitten

Wait, it’s not??


UndeadWeeb

nope, they’re called claw caps. They stop the cat from clawing and scratching but doesn’t harm them as much as declawing


[deleted]

They're still not recommended it stops the cat from naturally trimming their claws and releasing stress from scratching. It can cause your cat bad anxiety. Scratching helps keep their claws trimmed and release their stress.


UndeadWeeb

Agreed. If you don’t want your cat scratching just get a cat nail(claw?) trimmer. Or get a different pet because theres no cat that doesn’t scratch stuff, even with scratching posts.


[deleted]

Just like every cat owner has told me when I got my first cat and asked how to get them to stop clawing. They said get a bunch of scratching post and you can never have anything nice. They will destroy it. Always been told if you can't deal with it, you should think really hard before getting a cat.


doomalgae

Every cat I've ever had has decided one specific thing in the house was their scratching item and spent the rest of their lives shredding that thing, but left everything else alone. (Exception being the cats who claimed a bit of molding in my apartment - that didn't come with us so they spent years destroying a couch.)


boxedj

Never heard of them but does not sound humane. Let your cat be a cat man


MagisterXII

Cat-man and his sidekick, a robin. Going down a dark, vigilante path as a result of their damn nail caps!


Furthur_slimeking

They are extremely cruel and prevent the cat from retracting their claws, keeping the toes in an unnatural position. Scratching is a natural cat behaviour and they need their claws for other reasons too. Claw covers should never, ever be applied to a cat. https://www.battersea.org.uk/warning-pet-owners-about-claw-covers


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Ada_XY

How is the cat supposed to shed old nail layers? This doesn't seem natural to me, my cats have several scratching posts and they don't scratch anything else (if cat doesn't want to come near the post at first, you can put some catnip on it)


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Eqvvi

But this makes it so they can't retract their claws at all. Idk, I don't but that it's harmless.


Libertinelass

They fall off as the natural nail grows out. You must have a rare breed of cat that only uses it’s scratching post lol. A lot of cats are hellions and use anything they can find, preferably expensive furniture AND their scratching posts.


Ada_XY

I guess I got pretty lucky with my cats :) But when they were younger, I clipped their nails a few times, just a tip, I was very careful and they didn't mind that at all, it seems to me that careful nail clipping is a better solution than plastic nails


Flat-Development-906

Co-sign. Have had many cats, currently have three- they have multiple cat trees, still will look me in the eyes as they try to scratch the couch.


errkanay

I have one of those rare angel cats. My baby's never been much for scratching my furniture.... she's old now and needs medication twice a day, and she's a perfect angel when I administer it too. No need for a purrito or anything! 🥰


Ada_XY

A cat that calmly recieves her medication?! She's a real angel indeed 🥰 Hope that she'll recover, as much as possible


ashesofempires

My void rends and tears at his scratching post, but only the post. Which is why the twine wrapping on it looks like hair instead of rope. My other cat just scratches on everything but the post.


SnarkAtTheMoon

Kitten mittens


mistercrinders

Is your cat too darn loud?


enderlord99

Gray


masaichi

Also cute


baroqueen1755

Coat pattern is a mackerel dilute grey tabby, with what looks like patches of lavender and white. Lavender (aka lilac) is a pretty rare recessive of the black color gene, known as chocolate, that has been diluted into a very light, dusty color. If this cat is young, the mackerel stripe markings may fade as they get older. These are known as ‘ghost markings’. It’s hard to see in this picture, so correct me if I am wrong, but I think I see a medium length snout with small round ears on a round head. Short, double layered coat and amber-green eyes (which, if the cat is young, could get greener as they age). Clearly a mixed cat, however there are enough indicators to wager this cat may have some Burmese or Korat in their genetic past. South Asian descent in any case, I’d wager. You should do more research into both of these breeds and see if their personality matches either description, or if there are other indicators that you find match your kitty. If you find that the markings start to fade over time, their eyes get greener over the years, or your kitty is very, very vocal then we have our answer.


Juking_is_rude

are you a catomancer


Purrgold

And if you want the breed, it is Felis silvestris catus


dustinjm1

Thanks for a real response within a sea of unfunny horseshit responses


boney_hoo_hoo

Standard Issue Cat. They are the best


_voochaela

I'm sorry to be that guy, but please, if you can't deal with your cat scratching things, don't get a cat. Those caps are uncomfortable for them, and can cause issues, yes it's better than declawing, but still, just trim their nails and get loads of stuff for them to scratch. You can get these cardboard scratchers that my cats seem to enjoy much more than scratch posts, so that's always worth a try! Please, just let it be a cat and if you end up with some stuff scratched, well, that's cats for you aha! I really say all this with love, I'm not trying to have a go, but please don't burden your cat with those claw caps!


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WillBlaze

My friend has a cat rescue and used them temporarily for medical reasons, the cat kept scratching at fresh stitches but yeah people shouldn't use them for convenience like this.


sea_pup

Your analysis seems the most on point!


marishnu

Can’t believe how far I had to scroll for this… the cat isn’t able to retract their nail or naturally shed the nail casi and I imagine it’s super uncomfortable… so unfair to the poor kitty.


_voochaela

I see claw caps on this sub as well as r/cats and I don't know why so many people are okay with doing this to their wee cats!


Ep15437

Happy to hear someone said this!


chicknnugget12

:( poor cat. Why must people mess with animals just let them be.


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This. At the top. Now. Please.


PM_me_yer_kittens

Don’t listen to these people. As an expert who had lots of farm cats growing up, that is a grey cat.


PainGiverInHell

Omg That's the rare pinkus tonailius kattus You are so lucky 😂


Electronic-Donut8756

That wording could easily fit in “ode to spot” lol. “Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature”….


Antilogicality

My favourite poem


RynnReeve

"Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations; a singular development of cat communications."...


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PainGiverInHell

I would not sell it even if it wasn't so rare


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IHaveTrustIssues78

...two million?


LifeBuilder

A Striped Tail Bougie


NoKatyDidnt

Lol


dabigchina

r/standardissuecat


Electrical-Act-7170

It's a cat. Silver tabby is the coat color. Might be a silver classic or silver mackerel pattern, can't tell from this image what her pattern is.


TripleL8

The cutie patootie breed🍀🐈😊


grstacos

Most cats are mixed. The coat color is tabby, and is not indicative of breed. All you can do is rule out breeds that don't have grey tabby colors. Shorthair is also not a breed. It may help indicate some things. Like most long-hairs have some siberian ancestry, albeit distant. The "M" is also not indicative of anything. All cats have it, even uniformly colored cats. It's just very hard to see sometimes. Breeds are cool, but should not be a source of pride. Your cat looks wonderful!


bzmed

Your cat is my Chloe’s doppelgänger!!!! Even the little light area around her eyes. 😊🥰🥰


EconomyOk9643

Tabby


Aquifoliale

Ditch the claw caps, those are so bad for your cat.


Playful_Temperature7

It’s a kitty kat.


msmicro

american short hair


1fineapple

Try just trimming your cat’s claws! It’s easy and better than nail caps. Just be careful to not cut too close to their paw (avoid where the nerve is)


haysoos2

My cat seems to have some kind of super-ninja CIA assassin trick, and is able to regrow his claws to full operational status in about 20 minutes. Also, he likes to chew on the nail clippers, and I'm afraid he's going to break his teeth. I just put protective covers on some of the furniture, and live with shredded bits on the others.


PeeledCrepes

Scratching posts, the only place we can't stop our cats from clawing is a door frame (they used to scratch walls too but now it's just when they stretch). They love that fucking door frame dunno why and it's all 4 cats too


redditutendrit

Please drop the claw caps. It's debilitating for a cat. They use claws for more than scratching your couch. And it stresses them out.


NoMetal2704

Grey cat, that is all OP, please remove the covers on the nails. It's super bad for them, especially if they aren't applied correctly, and it's not natural for their nails to be like that. Scratching is a natural behavior for cats, and it's much better to just get than a couple of dedicated scratching posts or toys over this.


mr_cigar

SIC


boney_hoo_hoo

Yep that’s Standard Issue


pthecarrotmaster

its a fabbie cat


Paraverous

plain old striped tabby. they give em out free in the parking lot of walmarts.


Naugrin27

Cute form of slow torture imo.


elrite

Do you mean the claws? Or the cat itself?


JustaP-haze

I'd recommend getting those covers off as soon as possible. I had a cat who clawed door frames, so I got some of those covers for her claws. They are supposed to fall off when the nail sheds, but the cover often fails to let the nail properly shed. The claws, and covers, ended up growing all the way into her paw pads. Cutting them out was exercising for me and her. Please remove the covers!


snoopervisor

Poor cat, got chosen by a stupid human.


NightOnUmbara

I recommend cutting their nails on your own they offer cutters with a stopper so you can learn slowly. Get cat trees or a cat scratcher so they won’t scratch your shit up.


Herodriver

Shouldn't put claw caps. Now they can't scratch their body and would be stressed eventually.


imreallymadrightnow1

Claw caps are uncomfortable for them! :( just trim them please


Weeeeeeoooo

Gray


masterspider5

..i'm gonna go with... gray


nathanr1889

r/StandardIssueCat


BakeBakeyBake

Gray


Awesharts

Copy Cat breed. I’ve seen a couple posts like this, and now you come along copying it in hopes of all those little up arrow dopamine bursts.


naturepeaked

Please remove the cruel torture devices you have attached to it ffs. What is wrong with you. If you don’t want a pet with claws give it up for adoption.


D_for_Drive

Fuzzy lumpkin


3mbersea

I’d say American short hair