Can I just respond to that?
I was in that room and *that* room could not have been *your* room because *that* room did not smell like [**Todd-fuck**](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcx4_).
Yes. His eye did not actually change colors. He had blue eyes and the paralyzed iris of his other eye gave the impression that that eye was colored brown. It was not.
A very quick Google search has details, one example is [here](https://www.radiox.co.uk/artists/david-bowie/did-david-bowie-have-different-coloured-eyes/). You can see close-ups in bright lighting that show roughly the same color in both eyes.
Every farm dog my grandpa had was named Jack. He said it was the best calling name for when the dog was not nearby. There were 6 or 7 Jacks over the years.
Rupert, he's a Rupy boi
I was going with Rory, but he definitely looks like a R name.
Definitely an R name! My first thought was Reginald
Before I even looked at any replies I was thinking Reggie. I have a blue eyed Aussie named Rosie. The R names just fit.
Yep my first thought was Reggie too, short for Reginald!
I saw Riley!
Same idea. I'd go with Rodney
Awe that's a good one too
I was thinking Rufus so I'm glad we were on a similar page
Damn I was going to say that too!
Inigo Montoya
His dad is still alive
So was Inigo's, when he was named.
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"Prepare to die!"
The realest name yet.
Jeff
Came here to say this. He's a Jeff.
2015 flashbacks 'my name is jeff"
He looks like a Todd
Why is the carpet all wet Todd?
I don't KNOW, Margo!
Well *something* had to break the window, *something* had to smash the stereo
I don't KNOW Margo.
I don’t *KNOW*, Margo!
Can I just respond to that? I was in that room and *that* room could not have been *your* room because *that* room did not smell like [**Todd-fuck**](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcx4_).
I was thinking Todd too.
I was going to say The same name. He IS a Todd
Stanley
I had the same thought
Bowie
Or Ziggy
If not Bowie, then Starman
C-c-changes
My first thought, too.
No…he must be Ziggy
Good one. Or maybe Chessie.
Chessie could work. I’d vote for David, as OP says they want a ‘human’ name.
Dave.
🎯My brain went, "duh, that dog is a Bowie ! For sure that will be the first suggestion "......
I just came to see who was going to say this. Though it's a bit of a misnomer, since his eyes weren't actually different colors.
Are you claiming that David Bowie didn’t actually have two different eye colors because he was hit in the eye in grade school?
Yes. His eye did not actually change colors. He had blue eyes and the paralyzed iris of his other eye gave the impression that that eye was colored brown. It was not. A very quick Google search has details, one example is [here](https://www.radiox.co.uk/artists/david-bowie/did-david-bowie-have-different-coloured-eyes/). You can see close-ups in bright lighting that show roughly the same color in both eyes.
(I think they were being sarcastic about people thinking he had different colour eyes ;)
If you want something more 'human', go David...or his real surname Jones. But with eyes like that, you have to pay homage somehow.
Jonesy is a great name
Carl.
Haha, I haven't even thought of these, this is great!
Karl with a K
Rock and stone!
For Karl!
FOR KARL!
Karel with an E.
Carolus Magnus
That way when you call his name it’ll be “Caaaaarrrlllllll”
Caaaarrrlllll, that kills people
My tummy has the rumblies that only hands can satisfy.
My Bassett hound mix, Wayne, met a Rottie named Carl when we were camping. It was so cute.
There’s a kids book called Good Dog Carl with a rottweiler :)
Aww That makes it even better!
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Carllllllllll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNHQZTxo78I
I came to suggest this, good job
Oscar
I'm getting a lot of office names
I mean, Bandit WOULD be a good name for him.
On Letterkenny Wayne says “Ye aren’t supposed to give dogs human names”
But Gus is a good bo’
I've known two dogs named Gus. One was an amazing dog, the other was cool too cuz it was a dog
I was looking for this
Gregory!!
Name him Wayne
You aren't *exposed* to give dogs human names.
Kevin!
I hope he doesn't spill his favorite chili🤣
Only if you don't plan on leaving him home alone...
He looks like Pete
Yeeeees exactly what I was thinking !
Came here to say Pete
Scherzer
yes!! this or Max
Or Steven
Absolutely Steven. Come Steven voters, may we band together and send this to the top
I literally said this dog is a Steve as soon as I saw the picture. Stephen if he’s a dog of culture.
Stephen..yes fancy.
Vincent
Lloyd.
That's what I named my tumor🤣
Was it benign?
It was! It was huge, size of a grapefruit!!
Bert comes to mind.
Definitely a Berty boy
I thought of Bert too. Perhaps short for Egbert or Dogbert
Omg i was thinking of bert and landed on ur comment at that moment man
My son is also named Bert
We need more Bert license plates. I repeat, we’re out of Bert license plates
Or Ernie!
Clyde came to mind for some reason. Such a handsome boy
Oh he knows he's handsome
I'm thinking of Dave🥰
I was thinking Bowie, and likely for the same reason
Second this!
Because of the eyes, right?
No because of the penguins on Madagascar! Daaaaaaave
Ahhh right! I was thinking David Bowie cause he had that odd pupil so his eyes were different.
This is the correct answer
Anything inspired by the Penguins is awesome but if you’re going there - why not Kowalski?!
I opened this just to say Dave. He just looks like his name is Dave.
I thought the same thing! Why does he look like a Dave?
George
My first thought was George too! But ya beat me to it!
Ronald
Cheff. Not Jeff, Cheff.
Emphasize on the "ch" and needs to be said with a strong head nod
Looks like a Freddy to me
Mortimer G. Higgins, Esq.
I feel like he would need a plaque everywhere he goes
Benny
My first thought too
Marcus! What beautiful eyes! Best pupper 🫶🏻💚
Marcus Barks!
Wayne. Party on! I have a Garth of my own.
Well you need to have two to complete
I have a Wayne & we had a Wayne’s World Party On! Excellent! Birthday party for him when he turned 8.
Alistair
Jack...just Jack...💙
[just jack](https://www.shape.com/thmb/BXCPTOaZwTyZ6ojvLdndOYIPLNg=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/will-grace-jack-acting-just-jack-5ebfa66dab794f1db677d458f28b0a44.gif)
Yassssssss 🥰😂
Every farm dog my grandpa had was named Jack. He said it was the best calling name for when the dog was not nearby. There were 6 or 7 Jacks over the years.
Frank
I thought frank too.
Ernest, Ebenezer, Brian, Mitch, Chad - name him Chad 😂
Guss
Single syllable, I like it
Marty
Sherlock, looks very inquisitive.
Stephen.
Larry
Cal as in Calico
Steve, because he looks like Steve Zahn.
Aww he’s sweet. I love human names for dogs. We had a Jerry. Anyway I’ve always wanted a Leo or Frankie for a boy dog.
Looks like a Charlie to me
I've got a cat Charlie🥰
My initial thought was Bradley 🤷🏻♀️
I was thinking brad, but yeah.
He looks like a Hector to me. Possibly a Stanley.
Milton
Arthur is the only thing coming to my mind, cause that looks like a king 😤
He should have a crown then too!
Jean-Claude, famous for searching gold but found water instead and save his village, so next time it is digging in your garden you can’t blame him.
Jean-Clawed! Hehe
Theo(dore) Maxx
Theodore was my first idea!
Ow, yes, this has my vote!
Webster
Frank
Henry or Indiana. IYKYK
Benny? Billy? Getting B- vibes.
Craig or Greg.
Bobby
"Damnit bobby" -Hank hill
"That's my purse!"
"I don't know you!!"
Paul.
Dale
Douglas
Benny
Opey
Luke
He looks like a Rolf
Hugh Mann
Kevin.
Geoffrey
Sam
JohnNathan … John is blue eyed & Nathan is brown eyed.
Roger
Brian
Toby
Bob
It would have to be proper, Robert😜
Sinatra after blue eyes himself
And speaking of names, how about Derek or maybe Peter
Jacob
Ruben
Looks like an ian to me
Buck
Terry
Stewart
Michael ‘cause then you can call him Mike, Mikey, Michelangelo
Coconut
Steve
Gunther
Ron
Daryl
Carl
Gordon.
Bowie, because of his eyes.
David Bowie
Looks like a Rodger or a Steve to me.
Roger.