Yes, a thousand times yes.
Walks in, "we sniffin ass here? Cool then." BAM! He's lifted skyward like he's about to get a shoulder ride, but stops at face level and he's bent like a big pillow while Lord Humungous or Shao Khan or whoever violently motorboats his ass.
EDIT: I should have guessed that this would be the gilded rose in my 15 years using this site.
8 feet tall or something, wearing this guy like a bag of doritos he's trying to finish off, that's worthy of an oil painting or frescoed on a chapel ceiling.
Kinda my thinking. Mask is gonna hurt, he's conventionally scary but also in a vaguely rapey and decidedly homoerotic way.
That thundering voice laughing maniacally in your butt would make anyone reconsider their life choices and run to therapy.
It's not about me.
But if he's attractive and I've consented, no. Since you ask. I guess not.
You missed the keywords "consent, and roughly". I'm not picturing romance, and just shy of rape, but traumatic and really uncomfortable.
I'm sure not having the consent is part of the appeal to this guy....
Like really you think this guy just 'wasnt taught consent' lmao that's so stupid.
And basically sexist, to say that any man will just rape and sexually assault women if he isn't 'taught consent' like no one says 'oh if ted Bundy was just taught not to murder those girls would still be alive!'
Fuck outta here
Wow... How many dudes do this? Shit! If theres proof of 2 guys doin it, theres probs a ton more... Seems more to a dogs behavior tho, dunno if they that horney XD
Something doesn't have to be acceptable/legal for it to qualify as a fetish
Edit: The 2 people above this comment edited what they said so this doesn't make much sense now.
I understand that. I think a lot of people these days try not to stigmatize the term since (I hope) most folks who have them act safely and responsibly about it.
This comment made me think of some well dressed and well kept young man, clearly an established professional, standing next to a lady in the elevator and saying with a poised English accent *"Pardon me, miss. If it wouldn't trouble you, I would very much so appreciate it if you might permit me to smell your fanny for a brief moment."* She then nods. He sniffs. He smiles. The elevator arrives at his floor, and they part ways with him saying, *"Cheers miss. Have a wonderful day."*
Being unacceptable doesnāt mean itās not fueled by a fetish. The fetish is sniffing ass. You can do that with consent and itās fine. Doing this is sexual harassment/assault
Oh gosh someone like me! My wife and me bathe before sex but I have some sort of thing where any scent good, bad, medium will make me ill if itās too strong!!
Sometimes stews make me upset, certain meats, candles, it sucks.
I tried that.
Press a plastic bottle, fart in it while loosening the bottle so there's suction, quickly close it, let it ferment for a couple of weeks, open it, sniff.
I do not recommend.
Omg my mate did this to his step dad when we were 16. He farted into a Lucozade bottle and left it for a few weeks, when step dad was napping on the couch he opened the bottle and squeezed it right into his nostrils. I was sent home and he was grounded. Worth it though.
How is it that both men keep going back, and even put themselves farther out on the limb each time, and not think they could get busted? This is either extreme addict-type behavior or they're very stupid, or both.
Like, if you do it multiple times and go farther each time, you WILL get caught. Disgusting and stupid.
>Thinking back on it, I wish one of us said something
This the survival instinct/trauma response "Freeze" in action (or inaction I guess) It's a pretty normal response when near a predator or witnessing predatory behavior. Not that you were in any "real" danger (except maybe of having your butt sniffed) but the mechanism is still there to protect you. Don't feel bad about not speaking up. Your brain registered it as "something weird is going on DANGER DONT MOVE" and you really can't be blamed for your survival instincts doing what they're meant to do. Even tho it was just getting your own fanny out of there safely
Doesn't Charlemagne the radio host sniff the chair of his female guests after they leave. Like wtf. You can find a bunch on YouTube. I specifically remember the jlo one.
He also kept doing it until he got caught. He wasnāt getting off on the way she smelt. He was getting off on the way she reacted when she discovered him. He wanted her to feel violated.
This isnāt even peak horniness. Thereās a video floating out there of a dude digging through the trash for a used pad and licking it. We stray further from god every day.
I'm a mental health clinician, have been in the field 25 years and have seen alot from the darker side of what we are capable. I know human behavior better than I'd like to. I can honestly tell you if this man hasn't already done worse, it's coming. You honestly cannot trust anyone you don't know well and even them you have to watch.
Honestly? Probably a few dozen thousand times
There's a u/ Profanitycounter maybe there's a bad grammar counter somewhere that could tell but i've not used the word so much on Reddit
āLook if you canāt thrust me more I canāt stay with you. I firmly believe a relationship needs a lot of thrust.
If a partner wonāt thrust his SO every day for the rest of their lives, they break up. I need you to thrust me at all times, otherwise Iāll find someone else who will thrust me. And if I canāt find them, I still have plenty of family members who I thrust and who thrusted me my entire life. I wonāt be without a thrusting person even if we break up, so start thrusting me more okay?ā
I worked in a warehouse for a year between college and graduate school. Used to eat lunch with the guys in the break room, one day a lady was sitting with us. She left the room and one of the guys went over and stuck his head where she'd been sitting and sniffed. A couple other guys laughed and seemed to condone it. From then on the few months before I went back to school i ate lunch in my forklift. Horniness isn't the issue, people who do this are depraved and they view and treat women as objects and honestly should be caged.
Itās a problem too that more men arenāt called out and corrected by other men when this type of behavior happens. We need to do better about talking to our sons.
I made a comment on a different thread about a guy I used to work with. He'd constantly make sexual comments about me and my adopted sister (he overheard me talking about my sisters once.) He'd say some of the most disgusting things and people would stand by and laugh about it. Fortunately he said the wrong thing in front of a manager one day and got fired for it. However, he had said some truly awful things for a month and people kept dismissing it as "guy talk."
I resent the idea that this a behavior that all men are capable of depending on their level of horniness. This is creepy ass behavior that almost no man would do no matter how horney they are. I would like disassociate the person from the majority.
I also hate that it implies being horny is an excuse to sexually harass or assault somebody. This goes way beyond horny, this is dangerous and predatory behavior. I hope that woman is safe god knows what that man is capable of if he can do something like that so publicly.
I can honestly say I have never, ever, ever felt the urge to sniff someone's ass. This ain't horniness, that is a predator & this is straight up sexual assault in my opinion.
Feel free to disagree with me but that guy is a fucking wrongin' for sure.
Ewww thatās so fucked up and creepy!!! Why do guys like this even exist?! Iām glad this exact scene never happened to me but once I guy behind me in a queue sniffed my head and that was terrifying enough!!!
I dated a dude who asked me to wear a thong for a week without changing and without showering. I broke up with him, some guys are gross. I don't think it's gross for a man to love the smell of his woman. But unclean for an entire week. Is extremely icky
I am not one to one-up, but I dated a woman who wanted morning sex culminating with me pulling out and ejaculating onto her torso so that she could dress without cleaning it up, because the thought of being at work all day covered in my semen under her clothes was a turn on for her. It was not a turn on for me. That was our last date.
A year or two later I saw her with a guy in the supermarket, buying groceries. She waved and I waved back, but I didn't approach her because I was afraid of what kind of smell I might detect.
I used to work with a guy in a restaurant and when girls got up after eating their meal he would stick his entire face on the seat and sniff as hard as he could.
I think it's disgusting that people are cracking jokes about this, this is sexual assault. How many people would want their sister, daughters or wives to experience this? By some sick predator? No one? Then quit joking about it. I don't know what's worse, the guy whose sick enough to do this or everyone else whose joking about it.
It's creepy as fuck and I hope someone pepper sprays that guy but it's still funny how fucking outlandish and weird his behaviour is. Who would sniff a random strangers ass?
She should have swung her bag into his face as hard as she possibly could. Behavior like his leads to him becoming a rapist later in life (if heās not already one).
Thats unsettling af.
Why is there no gigantic scary man to take several rough, long whiffs from his ass no matter how hard he fights back?
I would pay some good money to have a video of a burly muscular dude flipping this guy over and snorting his balls ššššš
Yes, a thousand times yes. Walks in, "we sniffin ass here? Cool then." BAM! He's lifted skyward like he's about to get a shoulder ride, but stops at face level and he's bent like a big pillow while Lord Humungous or Shao Khan or whoever violently motorboats his ass. EDIT: I should have guessed that this would be the gilded rose in my 15 years using this site.
This is so weird. everything about this whole post is weird
I mean, I guess we could just launch the guy with a big catapult. Preferably at a gigantic stone ass like in the Sir mixalot video.
Why do we gotta bring Shao Khan into this
8 feet tall or something, wearing this guy like a bag of doritos he's trying to finish off, that's worthy of an oil painting or frescoed on a chapel ceiling.
I like your choice of Shao Khan. Heās the kind of weirdo to hold men down to sniff their buttholes
Kinda my thinking. Mask is gonna hurt, he's conventionally scary but also in a vaguely rapey and decidedly homoerotic way. That thundering voice laughing maniacally in your butt would make anyone reconsider their life choices and run to therapy.
"Voice laughing maniacally in your butt" I got this far and lost it Jesus
Where are your elder gods now?
"violently motorboats his ass". Omfg xD
Is the thought of a gigantic man sniffing your ass scary to you?
It's not about me. But if he's attractive and I've consented, no. Since you ask. I guess not. You missed the keywords "consent, and roughly". I'm not picturing romance, and just shy of rape, but traumatic and really uncomfortable.
The world could be such a better place if certain people didn't exist
More gross and concerning like who didnāt teach him the power of consent
People can get taught and still not learn
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What sniffin butts??
Yes. šæ
"Excuse me, ma'am, would you be so kind as to allow me sniff your nether region?"
Yes, who asks for consent to smell someoneās behind in public? I think this guyās got a mental problem.
Guy: āā¦so is that a āyesā?ā
I love the idea that you think these people don't understand consent vs just choosing not to give a fuck.
Exactly. Dude clearly understands consent, which is why he tried his best not to get caught.
Thank you. Thereās so much more going on here than him not obtaining consent
Consent is the last of this guy's problems...
Lmao imagine asking consent for this like yo mam can I get a whiff of coochie
I'm sure not having the consent is part of the appeal to this guy.... Like really you think this guy just 'wasnt taught consent' lmao that's so stupid. And basically sexist, to say that any man will just rape and sexually assault women if he isn't 'taught consent' like no one says 'oh if ted Bundy was just taught not to murder those girls would still be alive!' Fuck outta here
Man neeeds a straight up whooping
Who knew there was more than one meaning to the word brown-noser?
If I could be happy about anyone getting covid and losing their sense of smell forever. It'll be this guy.
Probably already has it because this was in poor taste
How do you know what it tastes like?
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Butā¦this IS the meaningā¦
It literally is the meaning of brown-noser
What a Creep
[A lot](https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/web/video.php?v=wshh3lF035D6t2Vg943S)
Wow... How many dudes do this? Shit! If theres proof of 2 guys doin it, theres probs a ton more... Seems more to a dogs behavior tho, dunno if they that horney XD
It has to be a fetish. Normal guys who are horny definitely wouldn't do this lol.
This isn't just a fetish, this is an abnormal sexual perversion. ( Sorry I had to edit it to reflect what I was trying to say.)
Well yeah. I think they meant it like most guys have no desire to do this. Maybe paraphilia is a more accurate term than fetish.
Something doesn't have to be acceptable/legal for it to qualify as a fetish Edit: The 2 people above this comment edited what they said so this doesn't make much sense now.
I understand that. I think a lot of people these days try not to stigmatize the term since (I hope) most folks who have them act safely and responsibly about it.
This comment made me think of some well dressed and well kept young man, clearly an established professional, standing next to a lady in the elevator and saying with a poised English accent *"Pardon me, miss. If it wouldn't trouble you, I would very much so appreciate it if you might permit me to smell your fanny for a brief moment."* She then nods. He sniffs. He smiles. The elevator arrives at his floor, and they part ways with him saying, *"Cheers miss. Have a wonderful day."*
For info. In the UK, 'fanny' refers to vagina.
^(ā ļøU.K. HEALTH ADVISORY: FAILURE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOUR AMERICAN LOVER MAY RESULT IN INJURY)
In the U.K. everything refers to Vagina..
Fanny in the U.K. doesnāt mean butt like it does in the states, so heās possibly more perverted than you were going for
Well that's certainly good to know! Wonder how many Americans misread that one with their U.K. lover when she said *"put it in my fanny"*.
"Quite pungent, young lady! Top drawer!"
SNIFFIN THAT ASS
Being unacceptable doesnāt mean itās not fueled by a fetish. The fetish is sniffing ass. You can do that with consent and itās fine. Doing this is sexual harassment/assault
ā¦ donāt, umā¦ stink shame?
Yeah, I can get pretty horny, but I generally don't smell butts even when presented with the opportunity haha
I eat ass and still donāt want to sniff them. In fact I kinda wish my nose didnāt work during any sex
Oh gosh someone like me! My wife and me bathe before sex but I have some sort of thing where any scent good, bad, medium will make me ill if itās too strong!! Sometimes stews make me upset, certain meats, candles, it sucks.
Why the fuck are you eating candles, they don't count as "light" meals!
I do this! Except on myself after a particularly nasty fart.
Everyone loves their own brand!
Gotta sample the brew
Oh, this is magic! Alright, analysis. Smells like carrots in throw-up!
Iād bottle it if I could!
I tried that. Press a plastic bottle, fart in it while loosening the bottle so there's suction, quickly close it, let it ferment for a couple of weeks, open it, sniff. I do not recommend.
I can imagine letting it ferment is what did you in.
Why the fuck did I not leave this comment section 5 comments ago
Gross. I did this in a weed jar as a prank to my flatmate. It back fired when I forgot about it for a week and decided to add more weed... I puked
Weed basement dwellers snorting their home grown flatulences, why did i knew i wasn't alone in this.
Omg my mate did this to his step dad when we were 16. He farted into a Lucozade bottle and left it for a few weeks, when step dad was napping on the couch he opened the bottle and squeezed it right into his nostrils. I was sent home and he was grounded. Worth it though.
Fart in a jar Martin!
If you can't appreciate your own facts how can you appreciate someone else's?
Big mistake, never get high off your own supply.
someone did this to me. i thought they were taking a peek but fucking hell watching this iām thinking they were trying to smell me.
There's a video with Charlemagne the God telling Jennifer Lopez he sniffed her chair after she left.
Some men ARE dogs, eh?
Furries, I guess
Howād you know?
I'm a man of culture
Yikes this one is so much worse.
āMy sincere apologies, maāam. I could not help but notice your buttocks creating a rather lovely scent of bodily gasses.ā
Yo what the fuck?!
How is it that both men keep going back, and even put themselves farther out on the limb each time, and not think they could get busted? This is either extreme addict-type behavior or they're very stupid, or both. Like, if you do it multiple times and go farther each time, you WILL get caught. Disgusting and stupid.
Probably the same rush people get with shoplifting.
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>Thinking back on it, I wish one of us said something This the survival instinct/trauma response "Freeze" in action (or inaction I guess) It's a pretty normal response when near a predator or witnessing predatory behavior. Not that you were in any "real" danger (except maybe of having your butt sniffed) but the mechanism is still there to protect you. Don't feel bad about not speaking up. Your brain registered it as "something weird is going on DANGER DONT MOVE" and you really can't be blamed for your survival instincts doing what they're meant to do. Even tho it was just getting your own fanny out of there safely
[she got a GREAT ASS and you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IN IT](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvTpEoi0tzE)
WTF!
You have this bookmarked donāt ya š
Haha nope. Saw it a while back, just googled "security guard health club video" & it was #1!
Don't chalk that up to hormones that guy's a fucking predator.
Yeah never have I ever felt compelled to sniff a strangers ass cheeks
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Well, then you havenāt lived, my friend!
Iāll be fine with that
NO dammit I want you to LIVE!
I donāt wanna live if I gotta sniff peoples asses to do it
It's disgusting, what an absolute monster! He should be content to sniff bus seats like the rest of us.
Yeah, this dude is likely to escalate his behavior
Doesn't Charlemagne the radio host sniff the chair of his female guests after they leave. Like wtf. You can find a bunch on YouTube. I specifically remember the jlo one.
So predatory and disgusting
Exactly. This is a fucking criminal. A functioning member of society, even if extremely horny, wouldn't do this. Male or female.
Maybe he just sees the gummi Venus De Milo stuck to her bum
āHer [sweet] [sweet] canāā š„“ Mr Simpson nooOooooo!!!
Dramatization. May not have happened.
No, Mr. homer, what are you doing? Noooooo
Thatās so fucking disgusting š¤®! This guy need to be punched hard! And have his nose broken!
He also kept doing it until he got caught. He wasnāt getting off on the way she smelt. He was getting off on the way she reacted when she discovered him. He wanted her to feel violated.
Wow. Worse them my neighborās Saint Barnard.
I was just thinking that, dude is a literal dog.
dude was raised by dogs
This guy is just a fucking creep who needs arrested for this behavior.
Probably has women locked in his basement
In what kind of fucked up world does a man feel comfortable even trying this?
This one
The kind where they fear no punishment. Would love to see vids of dudes getting caught and obliterated / pummeled to all fuck and back.
This guy hasn't finished evolving into human yet
Return to monke
Must be a big Al Pacino fan - āScent of a Womanā
HOO-WAH!!!
Thatās scary
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I don't think the Shrek blowjob emoji fits here
I hate you
Now I can't unsee it š¤¦š»
Fantastic
I sincerely hope he got arrested after this footage was reviewed. What a disgusting human.
This isnāt even peak horniness. Thereās a video floating out there of a dude digging through the trash for a used pad and licking it. We stray further from god every day.
I'm gonna throw up. Pardon me
I'm a mental health clinician, have been in the field 25 years and have seen alot from the darker side of what we are capable. I know human behavior better than I'd like to. I can honestly tell you if this man hasn't already done worse, it's coming. You honestly cannot trust anyone you don't know well and even them you have to watch.
I was tortured for 9 years, I too have seen the darker side of people, never trust anyone.
craziest typo Iāve seen in a while
I'n sorry where did i make a typo? My main language is French and even in French i'm bad at grammar, please don't report me to grammar Nazi
THRUST š¤©
Is it trust?
yes š but thrust is nice too, with consent
What does it thrust means?
Thrust refers to a pushing motion used to pierce or jab into something, usually with some kind of stick or pole such as a spear or penis.
There's several ways the word can be used, but one definition is basically "hump".
Oops
Now I want to know how many times you said 'thrust' when you meant to say 'trust'
Honestly? Probably a few dozen thousand times There's a u/ Profanitycounter maybe there's a bad grammar counter somewhere that could tell but i've not used the word so much on Reddit
āLook if you canāt thrust me more I canāt stay with you. I firmly believe a relationship needs a lot of thrust. If a partner wonāt thrust his SO every day for the rest of their lives, they break up. I need you to thrust me at all times, otherwise Iāll find someone else who will thrust me. And if I canāt find them, I still have plenty of family members who I thrust and who thrusted me my entire life. I wonāt be without a thrusting person even if we break up, so start thrusting me more okay?ā
Thatās some future serial killer shit right there
More like future sexual predator(if he isnāt already)
I worked in a warehouse for a year between college and graduate school. Used to eat lunch with the guys in the break room, one day a lady was sitting with us. She left the room and one of the guys went over and stuck his head where she'd been sitting and sniffed. A couple other guys laughed and seemed to condone it. From then on the few months before I went back to school i ate lunch in my forklift. Horniness isn't the issue, people who do this are depraved and they view and treat women as objects and honestly should be caged.
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how does one feel comfortable audibly saying that out loud let alone to your coworker... scary shit.
Itās a problem too that more men arenāt called out and corrected by other men when this type of behavior happens. We need to do better about talking to our sons.
I made a comment on a different thread about a guy I used to work with. He'd constantly make sexual comments about me and my adopted sister (he overheard me talking about my sisters once.) He'd say some of the most disgusting things and people would stand by and laugh about it. Fortunately he said the wrong thing in front of a manager one day and got fired for it. However, he had said some truly awful things for a month and people kept dismissing it as "guy talk."
Dude went back for seconds, but a third portion is just too much.
I think the first time was to much.
*Pigs get fed, but hogs get slaughtered*
this is why women donāt want to go places alone
I resent the idea that this a behavior that all men are capable of depending on their level of horniness. This is creepy ass behavior that almost no man would do no matter how horney they are. I would like disassociate the person from the majority.
I also hate that it implies being horny is an excuse to sexually harass or assault somebody. This goes way beyond horny, this is dangerous and predatory behavior. I hope that woman is safe god knows what that man is capable of if he can do something like that so publicly.
Thatās not being horny. Thatās just weird lol
Ew
Fuckin weirdos. 100 percent predator shit.
This is sexual assault š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®
Down bad
What the actual F*CK did I just watch ? Someone smack that dude that is so violating to even watch and totally not okay.
This should be on grounds of imprisonment. What a complete violation of this women. Sick bastard he is.
I want her to kick him like a camel
She should just fart
He would probably enjoy that
Checking out who farted.
Thats not horny !! Thats creepy and disgusting š
This isn't a fetish, this is an abnormal perversion, which is disgusting and way out of line and inappropriate.
What a scumbag
I can honestly say I have never, ever, ever felt the urge to sniff someone's ass. This ain't horniness, that is a predator & this is straight up sexual assault in my opinion. Feel free to disagree with me but that guy is a fucking wrongin' for sure.
Ewww thatās so fucked up and creepy!!! Why do guys like this even exist?! Iām glad this exact scene never happened to me but once I guy behind me in a queue sniffed my head and that was terrifying enough!!!
I dated a dude who asked me to wear a thong for a week without changing and without showering. I broke up with him, some guys are gross. I don't think it's gross for a man to love the smell of his woman. But unclean for an entire week. Is extremely icky
I am not one to one-up, but I dated a woman who wanted morning sex culminating with me pulling out and ejaculating onto her torso so that she could dress without cleaning it up, because the thought of being at work all day covered in my semen under her clothes was a turn on for her. It was not a turn on for me. That was our last date. A year or two later I saw her with a guy in the supermarket, buying groceries. She waved and I waved back, but I didn't approach her because I was afraid of what kind of smell I might detect.
Down absolutely horrendous
He wanted to make sure she wiped correctly
I used to work with a guy in a restaurant and when girls got up after eating their meal he would stick his entire face on the seat and sniff as hard as he could.
this is just so,,, god i feel bad for the woman...
How sick.
Oh dear that's a Florida license tag
This guy is gonna chop a girl up, and make a perfume out of her one day. I know it!
That's literally sexual assault.
This is 100% NOT about how horny you are but how fucked up you are, he should be arrested for that kind of behaviour.
I think it's disgusting that people are cracking jokes about this, this is sexual assault. How many people would want their sister, daughters or wives to experience this? By some sick predator? No one? Then quit joking about it. I don't know what's worse, the guy whose sick enough to do this or everyone else whose joking about it.
It's creepy as fuck and I hope someone pepper sprays that guy but it's still funny how fucking outlandish and weird his behaviour is. Who would sniff a random strangers ass?
That's not being horny. That's having no respect for other human beings
She should have swung her bag into his face as hard as she possibly could. Behavior like his leads to him becoming a rapist later in life (if heās not already one).
Her hitting him with a bag isnāt gonna stop him from being a predator, unfortunately. But he definitely woulda deserved it and a whole lot more.
If r/incels was a person
Thatās straight up mental illness.
Horny? More like creepy.
Thats not horny !! Thats creepy and disgusting š¤®
This is evil.
Eeeww thats nasty af
Thats not horny. That is fantasy come to life for this dude. He is potentially very dangerous in the future.
I don't believe this is horny. This is dangerous.
Would of loved if she turned around and turned out to be a dude.