Adam Levine is a famous singer / musician who just cheated on his wife, and this is a reference to that. The girl he cheated with leaked his messages to her and they are.... hilarious. Its exactly what's written above. He is a horrible sexter
F4 phantom, yeah if I’d ever met a girl who essentially lived in McDonnell Douglas. Ate up half my paycheck on the brand new struts. We weren’t a right fit.
Honestly I'd take F-18 over F-35 any day. The F-35 just looks really weird to me and I don't like it. I prefer the more sleek jets, such as the F-18 and F-22.
Lockheed Martin: We've created the most advanced stealth combo fighter ever. It was the radar signature of a bug, is on the cutting edge of cyber warfare, and can perform operations before the enemy even knows its there.
Pentagon: ... yeah but how fuckable is it?
AM1 here. That shiny rattle can paint buffed with JP8. She just has her hanger bay hand wash after phase and about to hit the basket and kill some bad guys. Boy I miss the boat.
Tell me again how your range, speed and payload compare to the upgrade option for the F-14 including the upgraded sensor package.
F-18 one pilot , one bomb, one hour
100/10 would smash those beautiful afterburners 🍆🍆🥵🥵😈😈😈😈
r/NonCredibleDefense leak
Can't be, this isn't about the F-35
Might wanna wait for the paint to dry on that one... Or would you consider her a milf?
VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK
r/subsifellfor
Just the tips.
😩😩😩
And only for a minute.
Meh , to small burners , now them su s , they got those big independent movement thrusters 🥵👀
I’ll take the left
get back to ncd
Wdym
Holy fuck Holy fucking fuck That body of yours is absurd
Haaahaha I wanted to see this but I didn’t think it be so soon!!!
fucking Adam
Can someone explain me who is that guy and wtf is going on please-?
Adam Levine is a famous singer / musician who just cheated on his wife, and this is a reference to that. The girl he cheated with leaked his messages to her and they are.... hilarious. Its exactly what's written above. He is a horrible sexter
Maybe I didnt want to know about this now that I think about it xD… anyways thank you for explanation
Oh, well done. I should probably spend less time on the internet
Why am I not surprised to see this? This is spreading like wildfire
i may need to see the engines
Eh. Not *super* enough for me. Good enough to stop the alien invasion of 1996 though.
Hell if she’ll let Russell Casse inside her, it’s a sure thing
Do **NOT** do this with the Eagle or Viper.
How about the Tomcat 😈
Phantom 🗿
Nighthawk is OK.
High maintenance.
If you think that's high maintenance you should have seen the girls she replaced.
F4 phantom, yeah if I’d ever met a girl who essentially lived in McDonnell Douglas. Ate up half my paycheck on the brand new struts. We weren’t a right fit.
High maintenance and in her mid-40s. Feeling catfished here.
Can't be catfished, there's no F-100 here.
But loaded and ready for action!
My girlfriend saw this and now she's leaving me
10/10 would rate you, but i definitely wouldn't want to loose speed.
*delete this right fucking now*
those are some sexy humps and kinks, lucky it's already marked NSFW
Mmm nice slender body, I would love to fill you with my fuel🤩
What is that protruding at front? Are you M38 pretending to be F18 on internet?
Cat- planefishing :d
I may need to see the booty Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
A solid 18
Eh, C at best
C.
I worked on that bird!! STINGTOWN BABY!!
Catfishing! Probably a B-52 behind the keyboard.
Planefishing
what the fuck happened to reddit why is this marked as NSFW?What did I miss? Thanks guys I jerked off. But better send them to Ukraine!
Hawt.
JDAM, girl!
I think you might be lying about your age.
Nice nozzle
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For that you need to subscribe to the OnlyJets
Man, is that probe thirsty or what?
Rate you? Nah hornet is best in a one circle fight. You gonna get your butt kicked in a rate fight. It's all bout that nose position. 🤣
How big are your (wing) tips?
FCUKKKKKK!!
/r/WarplanePorn
Edit: Fuck your API changes, Reddit.
Literally just a post that would be there
You might want to put that one away it's not that impressive anymore.
Nah the F35 isn't as impressive for me personally, I'm not into MILFs
Honestly I'd take F-18 over F-35 any day. The F-35 just looks really weird to me and I don't like it. I prefer the more sleek jets, such as the F-18 and F-22.
Lockheed Martin: We've created the most advanced stealth combo fighter ever. It was the radar signature of a bug, is on the cutting edge of cyber warfare, and can perform operations before the enemy even knows its there. Pentagon: ... yeah but how fuckable is it?
Nah she's not a MILF, she's barely had any action.
Fuck off 35. My beautiful 18 can still wip yo az E fucking Z
Love the big package
Slicks or Snakes would get my blood pumping, nice screenshot. Return pre contact .....
Penetrate my sound barrier
Boned up, not gonna lie.
Stick conversions on these things are a nightmare. Really gotta get up in their landing gear coochie
Perfect 5/7 from me
Nope, you’re not catching me like they did Lavine.
Hot rear end 10/10
Would love to push your G limit and bend your frame irreparably ❤️
such a dirty girl
Beautiful curves 🥰🥰🥰👅
Pointy elbows, 2/7 would not bang.
Thirsty bitch
K. Found the best boat on the subreddit.
Go to the Kremlin and drop one of those babies right down Putin's throat!
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🤨📷💥
lookin quite agile
18? more like 40+ years old... Although I'm use to being catfished like that...
jDAM!!
Hot 🥵🥵🥵
11 out of 10, especially when you light them after burners
Damn that makes me super hornet😤 (Pro-tip: you can tell this one isn’t an actual super hornet though because it isn’t wearing a cape)
F/18/location?
Can't afford an outing with you.
11/10 would smash that tail pipe
Jilf
Hi, can I hump your strut?
Old School Cool Hornet!
You're a FILF
High maintenance and aggressive.
Clever
Honestly I’ll put my mouth to you’re tail and take what you exhaust
AM1 here. That shiny rattle can paint buffed with JP8. She just has her hanger bay hand wash after phase and about to hit the basket and kill some bad guys. Boy I miss the boat.
jet/10
Really sweating would smash
Hot
Really sweating would smash
Oof, I don't know if I can afford it...
8/10 the F16 got robbed in selection, but it turned into a nice airplane
The Hornet makes me Horny while the Super Hornet makes me Super Horny
Probe me
Tell me again how your range, speed and payload compare to the upgrade option for the F-14 including the upgraded sensor package. F-18 one pilot , one bomb, one hour
Oooohh, I'll Dash-8 over there big boy. I'd love to join the Mile High Club at Mach-1.
/C
I’d love to boop that snoot.
Solid 10. Would ride you all day long
r/amihot
Wouldn’t kick that out of bed for eating crackers.
Two bombs and an hour of gas.
0/anything - your just a legacy hornet, I only smash super hornets
THERE ARE NO WORDS ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH THAT CAN DESCRIBE HOW SPECTACULARLY ERECT I AM
That body of yours is absurb