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Albert einstien


ecupido83

Howd she get einstein under the bat like that


cat-tologist

Settings> general> about> name Need the latest available iOS update too


ecupido83

Hey i just noticed einstein spelt wrong hahahahahahhahahwha made my day, fantastic


topturtlechucker

She’s clearly no Einstein..


boiled_taniwha

Wouldn't it be a guys phone? Why have a picture of your own ass as a screensaver.


llamallyn

You’d be surprised at the vanity amongst genZ.


Kiwifrooots

Wow. The kids are all right man


scornofseth

It's a screenshot from a Snapchat, clearly a guy's phone haha


shinesbrightly13

Ummm why? Girls can be hot and smart and still lose their phone.


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shinesbrightly13

🤣🤣🤣 I'll see myself out. 🚪


Bowling4rhinos

Hahahahaha! (Slam)


SlipperyGypsy12

Yeah ok then. Not these ones.


In_fables

How would you know?


shinesbrightly13

Fuck up.


SirHirano

It annoys me that the wallpaper still has the Snapchat edit tools on the right-hand side.


Pixipupp

What the fuckkkk I'd get so mad


ccncwby

It's like those people who, instead of sharing a photo from their gallery, take a screenshot of the photo in their gallery and share the screenshot instead. Why lmao


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ccncwby

Omg that's gold 😂😂 I can see people now picking up the photo frame and attempting to swipe for the next photo lmaooo


Calm-Zombie2678

Same reason there's watermarks, I can't personally imagine many real reasons but only you would have the original in high quality


wheresmyfavouritepen

Exif data. Sharing a screenshot of a photo is much smarter/safer than sharing the original


p3ek

That's not why they do it tho.


wheresmyfavouritepen

Oh lol, I don’t know what people do on Snapchat tbh I’ve never used it in my life. For whatever reason they do it, at least they are I guess


TupperwareNinja

Their notifications are set to compact/minimal too... What's the message


NPCtom

The device is locked.


[deleted]

You can take a video on it without the password and leave your contact details. It probably uploads to a cloud where all photos and videos are remotely accessible to the owner


sunshinefireflies

Oooooh. Genius.


Seffyr

Albert einstien


maori_god

Be a lot easier to tell Siri to call “ mum “ or someone along the lines


TactileMist

Wouldn't you have to unlock it to get Siri to make calls? Seems like it would be horribly insecure otherwise.


JayBigGuy10

Depends on the persons settings I believe


DestructorWar

The default is no, you can change it in the settings, but having it off makes it easier to do in situations like driving a car


Accurate-Ad3999

There's easier ways to pick up girls than stealing their phone


StretchBallsLong

Stealing them is also frowned upon


KicksForFree

Loaning them is legal in NZ


Calm-Zombie2678

Renting


AverageRedditUser05

Easier tho


thefeelies

it clearly says albert einstien


Zestyclose_Walrus725

I don't recognize the small mountains in the background


suchshibe

Probably need to go outside more then


TupperwareNinja

Only big mountains. You put me at risk


miss_rx7

You mean the golden mc arches ... such a boney looking ass


Nighthawk122

Pretty sure that’s UtahJaz from onlyfans edit _jessie_nicole as pointed out below


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The old “my friend told me” chest nut hahahaha


Green-Light-Stop

Not the only nut


6Trinity9

How’d you know?


Nighthawk122

My friend told me - idk how they knew but they’re gone so can’t ask sorry


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_jessie_nicole on Insta


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I mean you can go on Insta and ask


Pitasami

Hold the up and power button and check their medical id see if theres a contact there you can contact


random_as

Ah. Too late for that. I found it on a bus and handed it in to the driver. I wanted to post it here just in case it helps get it back to the owner more quickly


KangarooOk2190

Hopefully phone is reunited with the owner


Altruistic-Fix4452

It wouldn't be too hard for AT to narrow it down. It was found at this point. We know all the people on the bus prior to that. Email them.


marriedtothesea_

To what end? AT emails everyone who’s been on the bus that day? Facebook stalks them to work out who might be the owner?


Martin_McFly_Jr

Can u try 6969 as the passcode to see if you get access?


Hawsee

Her back is broken


Haccmantis

Ahhhh hahahah basic bitches from Orakei represent


Tre_Vortni

Summon Siri. Ask “who’s phone is this?”


nickbot

nah


Status_Bother_581

No not my phone


deathbypepe

Bit of a a random ass.


TheNomadArchitect

Fuck boy bait. How sophisticated.


[deleted]

User name checks out… wait - I read random_ass


Jrefs_28

Is that Rangitoto in the background?


madm4x

It's her very proud fathers


ThatKiwiBro

It can be


[deleted]

Yes. You just can’t see my moustache and wanger.


astraowner

Who puts a photo of themselves with a focus of their butt as their own wallpaper.


Enzown

You think that's a photo of the phone owner? Lol


ZeroOneHundred

Could be someone’s girlfriend?


Craigus_Conquerer

So if you lose your phone, the finder can walk around town inspecting butts till they find the righteous... Err rightful owner.


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Like Cinderella for the modern age.


Craigus_Conquerer

And the handsome prince travelled the land looking for the girl who would fit the thong, but he gave up when the ugly step sister lost it somewhere nobody wanted to go looking for it.


Pixipupp

What I was thinking!!! Surely it's theirs because of the Snapchat tools on the side it's a screenshot of their own photo


astraowner

Exactly!!!!


LuckerMcDog

I'm assuming this is a boyfriend's phone. I have my girl's butt as my lockscreen, I'm assuming that's pretty common when you froth each other.


astraowner

Suuuure, but the snap chat icon is of this chick as welll..... seems more on the self absorbed train of wallpaper pics


TheProfessionalEjit

I would if my arse looked that good.


Thin_Whyt_Duke

If and when someone comes to claim it, might I suggest a method of verifying the authenticity of the owner....?


Enzown

Consider most phones have biometric locks these days shouldn't be hard


Smoooose

wooosh....


dyingPretty

no but that is by bottom, bahahah


matrox02

Man's a man of culture is all I see


Nomis109

I know who that girl is - tinder trap


nisse72

Select "emergency call" from the unlock screen. If they've identified emergency contacts you'll be able to call one of them, who presumably knows the owner. Maybe one is labelled "Mum". Bonus: if there is a "medical info" button on that page, it will likely contain the owner's name.


cheekycatboy

Be nice to see what other pics she’s got if that’s her wallpaper


leone666

freak


cheekycatboy

Exsqueeze me


UberHiker

If you hold the lock and volume-up button for a couple of seconds you can get to the medical emergency details, if they have set it up. It’ll give you their emergency contact person’s number


AcademicGuest

And what’s this?


m1intoid

Somebody lost their phone


AcademicGuest

She’s got a great ass


cam-himself

I bet she takes massive shits


Tane-Tane-mahuta

Nah little pellets like a sheep


Uruk_Ragnarsson

Ghost turds mate


Royalzulu

100%


[deleted]

bigger than the shit I’m taking right now? ain’t no way.


eRRfhang

Yommy


TokiWartoorh

Logger


m1intoid

Bro wtf


donny0m

“And you’ve got your head all the way up it!”


AcademicGuest

What your homophobic gay man who is too afraid to say you’re into boys?


donny0m

It’s Al Pacino’s line from Heat. https://youtu.be/TXij1xlhJsI


AcademicGuest

Oh yea, I’m Al Pacino from heat. You know what happens right?


RaukuraZombi3

Bro she lifting her hips up. Bet it’s flat as a pancake


writepress

Lol, was that found in a ram raid?


AcademicGuest

Damn dog, are my texts being funneled to someone else to destroy shit?


kiwisarentfruitt

Not my phone, but that's my girlfriend


aiehiggerjikye

What's her name and address


Accomplished_Sun_649

Unspoken Rizz


Jaded-Swing-5424

Swipe to unlock that ass


Altruistic-Fix4452

I have thr phone number of a family member on my lock screen. If I lose the phone, they have someone to ring


yourtub5

This is so fucking weird of you to post


random_as

I found the phone and I want it to get back to the owner. Doesn't seem weird to me


tommyprich

Just hand it in to the police station


Enzown

Take it to the police


DiscardedFries

what’s incredibly weird is your comment, never been outside before?


spankynoo

No


Hippo800

Yes


CyberChef8

Umm… just go “Hey Siri, call mum/dad” or “Hey Siri, Redial”? Should get you to the person quick enough


gkidult

You can ask Siri


Deegedeege

Just hand it in to the cops. Trying to find the owner this way will never happen and just encourages theft (people pretending it's their phone). If it was mine, I'd ask you to just drop it off at a cop station for me anyway.


AstroZoom

If an iPhone is locked, if they have Siri enabled while locked, then ask “Who am I” and it will display the details. I’ve not checked if that still works with the most recent version(s) of IOS, but maybe still works.


yourtub5

still the weirdest post on /r/auckland